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    1. 01-17-2010 12:58 AM #1
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      Confucius Says.

      EDIT: I see there is already a thread on this. It has two replies though. From 12-05-2005

      Simple. Confucius says.. in each post.


      Confucius says, he who make bed spring this spring have offspring next spring.
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    2. 01-17-2010 02:26 AM #2
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      No...........

      __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.__
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    3. 01-17-2010 02:35 AM #3
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      Quote Originally Posted by CanceledCzech View Post
      No...........
      no no.....................
      if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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    4. 01-17-2010 03:14 AM #4
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      Confucius says, CanceledCzech and helloihello will be reborn as tadpoles in the next life for posting off-topic.
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    5. 01-17-2010 03:15 AM #5
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      Conucius says, woman who puts man in dog house ends up with man in cat house.
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      Confucius says, He who smelt it, dealt it
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    7. 01-17-2010 03:21 AM #7
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      Confucius says, he who runs in front of car gets tired
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    8. 01-17-2010 03:21 AM #8
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      Confucius says, he who runs behind car gets exhausted
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    9. 01-17-2010 03:23 AM #9
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      Confucius says, never haggle with a chinese flea market owner, they always win.
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    10. 01-17-2010 03:26 AM #10
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      Confucius says, yahtzeee!
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    11. 01-17-2010 03:36 AM #11
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      Confucius say, Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
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      Confuscius says
      if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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    13. 01-17-2010 05:36 AM #13
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      Quote Originally Posted by Soros View Post
      Confucius says, He who smelt it, dealt it
      Confucius says: he who denied it, supplied it


      (just...had to)


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      Confucius says, he who farts in church sits in his own pew.
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