Thread: continue the story.

John heard a strange noise behind him so he turned. What he saw terrified him to the bone.

He saw a big daddy. The big daddy then swung his drill at him.

this "big daddy" disappeared and a bunch of cute wittle puppies appeared before him!

I get to use 3 sentences because you only used one.

The puppies turn into demon puppies. John then shoots at them but right before the bullets hit the puppies, the demons stop controling them. The bullets then hit innocent puppies.

The innocent puppies were really terminators (the one from T2) and liquified, turning into copies of Hitler and materializing Big Daddy drills as their hands whilst charging at John, who fled the scene as fast as possible.

john walked into a bar. ow. the bartender asks him, "what'll it be?"

..............

John remarked, "It'll be one speck of hot lead in your goddamn cranium if you don't give me all the money in the cash register." The clerk oblidged, but only to obtain a shotgun from a hidden rack below the counter. John ducked and shot through the wooden counter, taking out the clerk's knees, who shot clumsily at a chandelier above him, which came crashing down like a fork on a steak.

EDIT damn stealin' me sequential posting :l

Post 2 sentences guys.

The bar had more puppies but these were man eating. John ran outside.

Once outside, John flipped open his cell to call his buddy, Raquella. Raquella had a stash plentiful with AKs and M16s and all the rest. After the call, he quickly tore an old lady out of her station wagon and sped up to his place.

(John is starting to seem evil.)

John looked back in the mirror as the old lady was ripped to shreds. He is one cold hearted son of a bitch because he cracked a smile.

As he laughed he managed to choke up a few tablets of oxycotton he'd taken about a minute ago. He counted 30 with his tongue, spitting about 15 out the window and seeing a homeless man scramble to them, whom he shot to humour himself. Out the rear window he noticed the mecha-hitlers were materialized into copied of his stationwagon, only topped with some obscure metallic chainsaw at the roof, the size of a large ladder.

The old home-less man turned into a hulk like creature and started chasing John. John saw the hulk thing and shot at it.

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sorry.

funny how like all the people who started off the thread are banned

If i'd seen that i wouldn't have made this thread but i guess it's to late so i will try to keep this thread alive.

okay, just wanted to let ya know.

But john didn't want anyone to let him know. He knew; for that reason he placed his wisdom in the glock he held, taking aim at the Xedan machine that just stepped on the hulk like an ant.

The xedan machine blew up for no reason at all and John then drove to his friends house. When he got there, there were zombies coming down the street so John rushed in the house and locked the door behind him.

But he heard "Thriller" start playing and knew Micheal Jackson was coming for him. John and his friend donned cricket uniforms and opened the door.

Originally Posted by Xedan

But the xedan machine was magnetic, and the gun flew to it, along with any hope john had left. The xedan machine started chargin' it's lazar.

EDIT: Damn post snipers!

just edit your post

When they got outside they saw Michael Jackson was leading the horde of zombies. Kinda like he was one of them. They then ran for a ladder that they saw that lead to a roof of a house.

The roof exploded. The zombies exploded.

Then the guacamole exploded.

Guacamole rained everywhere, burning the flesh of everyone under it's relentless cloud. John dashed under a slowly detereorating roof of a convenient store nearby.

Johns friend said screw the world and shot John and himself. The end.

Next story

A character named Paul woke up dazed. He turned and saw some thing that at first he thought looked good.

He went over and said hi to the girl (who was just as good as he thought). To Paul's surprise, she immediately took her clothes off. His then evaporated. Paul realized he was dreaming, but decided not to wake up.