continue the story.

**Spenner** · 02-04-2010 05:39 AM

Originally Posted by bradysdreaming

Johns friend said screw the world and shot John and himself. The end.

Next story

A character named Paul woke up dazed. He turned and saw some thing that at first he thought looked good.

But... doesn't ending the story contradict the entire purpose of the thread?

Anyhow,

At second glance he was forced to look away. He smashed the mirror with a punch, afterwards polishing his trembling fingers over his grotesque face.

Edit: goddamn sniper posts.

**changed** · 02-04-2010 12:12 PM

Continuing from xedans post because of goddam posts snipers. He focused on the abnormal breasts and they got worse. He was then so grossed out he decided wake up.

**Abra** · 02-04-2010 01:22 PM

No matter how many times John pinched himself and shouted, he could not wake up. A wave of primal fear swept through him as the naked woman crumbled into an army of biting grey rats.

**changed** · 02-04-2010 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by Abra

No matter how many times John pinched himself and shouted, he could not wake up. A wave of primal fear swept through him as the naked woman crumbled into an army of biting grey rats.

Don't you mean Paul?

Paul jumped out of his bed and ran down stairs! When he got down stairs he turned and saw a horde of zombies lead by Michael Jackson. Paul said "Wait my name is John i must have teleported again!"

**Xedan** · 02-04-2010 02:25 PM

It was on a unicycle and wore a wizard hat. It told him that, while it may seem like a dream, this new dimension was just another reality.

**changed** · 02-04-2010 02:28 PM

Michael Jackson launched his unicycle at Paul... I mean john. John doged it barely, and the unicycle exploded!.

**Xedan** · 02-04-2010 02:29 PM

WTF, man? Why'd you edit it? It was better before!

**changed** · 02-04-2010 02:31 PM

John didn't want to be edited. A WTF man came out from the closet and grabed john

**Xedan** · 02-04-2010 02:33 PM

and brought him into another universe. One where every girl on earth wanted screw him!

*let's see how THIS works out*

**changed** · 02-04-2010 03:17 PM

If the girls on this planet screw you, you explode. John started running because the didn't want he kinky girls to blow him up.

**Leviatahon** · 02-04-2010 05:36 PM

But he found out that foreplay was safe. John ran to the girls.

**Spenner** · 02-04-2010 09:32 PM

But on this other planet that he randomly warped to, gravity was unsubstantial. He remained in a oxygen rich state of floatation, unable to summon any momentum.

**changed** · 02-04-2010 10:12 PM

The girls va**** locked on to his pe*** so he couldn't escape. The girls' mouth then grew a mouth full of sharp fangs and turned into something gross.

**changed** · 02-05-2010 12:44 AM

No one is postign i guess i will post again.

John took a knife and well i guess he only had one choice if you know what i'm saying.

(After you know) he ran from the horde of grostest monsters as fast as he could.

**audreyaussie** · 02-05-2010 04:33 AM

The speed of the vile looking monster was no match for John. Suddenly as he was running blinding through the forest, John saw a figure of an unnaturally large muscular man holding a shotgun from far away who was shouting in a low monotone voice and was fidgeting his arms frantically, ''Run faster John Connor! RUN! RUN! RUN!''

^the muscular man

**changed** · 02-05-2010 05:35 PM

When John got to the man he asked who he was, and the man said he was his dream guide. John grabed the shot gun from his DGs hand and shot him.

**Leviatahon** · 02-05-2010 06:31 PM

Buy he didn't know that his DG was a machine so the bullets bounced back and hit him. Now john feels like a jackass.

**changed** · 02-05-2010 06:48 PM

The DG grabed the shot gun from Johns hand and flew off. Leaving John to his death.

**audreyaussie** · 02-06-2010 02:00 AM

As soon as the DG lifted off the ground, he heard the beeping of a bomb inside him and automatically turned back and flew to the dying man thinking bitterly, ''Damn it to hell! Must save resistance leader John Connor-Must.Not.Fail.''

In a split second as the DG was nearing John, the mutant monster from before had lifted the DG up by his jacket collar and leaped far away resulting in both their deaths since the impact of the DG's internal bomb had blew the mutant and him up, leaving John all alone in the obscurity of the forest.

**changed** · 02-06-2010 03:00 AM

John teleported to a post-apocalyptic event like in fallout3. He started to wander around the waist land to see if he could find a settlement.

**Siиdяed** · 02-06-2010 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by bradysdreaming

the waist land

Probably Eliot's most famous poems, and certainly a defining moment for the modernist movement.

**Xedan** · 02-06-2010 10:49 PM

But Eliot smacked bradys and sindred in the face for not knowing how to spell "waste", or possibly talking about genitals. He then jumps in his hover car to outrun the cops.