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    1. 04-05-2010 03:43 PM #1
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      I'm selling DVDs!

      New series:

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    2. 04-05-2010 04:19 PM #2
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      Er...Is this supposed to be funny? Did I miss the joke? Moved to SB.
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    3. 04-05-2010 04:25 PM #3
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      It was a late April fool's joke. Sorry if it's not funny.
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    4. 04-05-2010 05:36 PM #4
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      Yes! Just what I've been looking for! I always wanted to Rid the World of all Evil! And it's just for just $24.99!
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    5. 04-05-2010 05:47 PM #5
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      But of course, for permanent elimination, you'll need a ripoff emblem for only $249.99! It lets you summon angels!
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    6. 04-05-2010 05:59 PM #6
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      lol, i read the title and was like WTF?! but i see you tried to fool those named April.

      I'll take two Samurai Sorcerer sets.

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    7. 04-05-2010 08:36 PM #7
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    8. 04-06-2010 06:34 PM #8
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      I second what JoS said.


      Go insane for me, I'm that selfish you see
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