Thread: Awkward Awesome Conversations

Post your awesome/awkward/strange conversations here! These can be from the IRC, From Mibbit, Aim, Steam, anywhere really. I'll start


Kraftwerk: Back
Kraftwerk: I just fell down the stairs
Graven_Image [No Voice]: ....
Graven_Image [No Voice]: Rolled a one, did you?
Kraftwerk: Oww, My rib hurts a lot
Kraftwerk: Ah.. I need to grind my stair-climbing ability
Kraftwerk: I totally failed that skill check
Graven_Image [No Voice]: hehe
Graven_Image [No Voice]: Rocks fall on your party. Everyone dies. The End.
Kraftwerk: DANG IT HOW THE HELL DID I ROLL A ZERO?
Graven_Image [No Voice]: Massive fail, that's how
Kraftwerk: There isn't even a 0 on a D6. HOW DID THE DIE LAND ON ITS CORNER?
Kraftwerk: THATS NOT POSSIBLE
Kraftwerk: ARRRRGGGH Angry
Graven_Image [No Voice]: THAT'S NOT TRUE
Graven_Image [No Voice]: THAT'S OMPOSSIBLE
Graven_Image [No Voice]: NOOOOOOOOO
Kraftwerk: NOW I ROLLED A 7
Kraftwerk: ON A D6
Kraftwerk: How the hell?... IS THAT DUKE NUKEM FOREVER I HEAR BEING RELEASED?
Graven_Image [No Voice]: : |
Graven_Image [No Voice]: You just divided by zero, didn't you?
Graven_Image [No Voice]: Chuck Norris has been alerted.
Graven_Image [No Voice]: Make your peace now.
Kraftwerk: OH MY GOD, CHUCK NORRIS, THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, AND CTHULU ARE ALL FACING OFF
Graven_Image [No Voice]: I wish I was there
Kraftwerk: WHATS GOING ONNNN?
Kraftwerk: OH MY GOD... CTHULU CALLED IN THE REINFORCEMENTS
Kraftwerk: I should roll this die again
Kraftwerk: I ROLLED THE DIE AGAIN. IT CAME UP AS A NEGATIVE 1
Kraftwerk: HOW IS THIS HAPPENING ON A D6??
Kraftwerk: Is that... It can't be... EPISODE 3 HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED... AND GABE GOT SKINNY
Graven_Image [No Voice]: Can I have some of what you are smoking, my good mann?
Kraftwerk: I'M SMOKING EARTH BOUND BROTHAH
Kraftwerk: YeeeeeHAWWWWWW
Graven_Image [No Voice]: I'm leaving before you have a chance to come down
Graven_Image [No Voice]: That's some heavy crap right there
Kraftwerk: OH MY GOODNESS. THE DOG IS ATTACKING ME... INSIDE A LAVA LAMP
Kraftwerk: UNHOLY CHTULU WHATS GOING ON BATMAN?
Graven_Image [No Voice]: Goodbye.