Thread: \V/(The Zany Adventures of Bob)\V/

That isn't just any pudding. It's Government Pudding, and it belongs to the Royal Army of Lithuania.

A few hours later...

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"The coast looks clear..."

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"Okay, Takeshi and Penelope are flying above in the Jeep, and Dawg is back at home base guarding. What was our mission again?"

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"Stop falling asleep all the time and you'd know, we have to get more supplies."

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Heavy Sleeper: "Wait, what's that?"

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"You think it's a zombie?"

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"That's not a zombie..."

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"Oh, look who it is again."

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"Are you sure that's not a zombie?"

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"Why did you come back again?!"
Bob: "What!? You're the one that came to us-"

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"It's over with us, It's time for me to find someone else..."

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"Someone like my Edward."

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"And-" *BOOM*

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"IT IS I!"

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"Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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"Edward Cullen!"

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"Sleeper, what does the scouter say about his wtf level?"

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"It's just as I feared."

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"WHAT!?"

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"It's..."

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"Over 9000..."

Bite him in the baby

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"Wait... Wait a second, this isn't the glitter store..."

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"Umm, guys, a little help?!"

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Heavy Sleeper: "ZZZZZZZ..."

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"Well, I'd better be off... My friend Butch is waiting for me."

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Bob: "Wait, what is that? Back there!"

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Duhn Duhn Duhn!

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"RAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!"

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"OOMPH! HELP! NO! NOT THE BABY! DON'T EAT THE BABY!"

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Bob: "What the hell-WOAH!"

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*THUMP*

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"Stay Back!"

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"RAAAAAAAAAWR!"
"AAH! I CAN SEE THE ABYSS!"

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"Stay back, and no one gets hurt. Specifically me."

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...

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"What do you want with me!?"

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Duuuuuuhn duhn...

Bob, quick! Spawn your machine gun!

I have a strange dream in which I have a revelation. The revelation helps us to find a way out of the city. But you'll have to wait until I'm awake.

Catch That Fa- Edwafd CATCH EDWAFD DWARD

Ok well I befriend bob and he asks me to go along with him on his adventures and we bbattle evil villians and zombies together. And he wears me like a backpack.

Can I have 14-1, please?
If so, I fall, parachuting from an overhead plane, along with a supply case that lands on Edward. Unfortunately, it either kills him but ruins the supplies or he survives and the supplies still work.
Which one would you prefer?

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"Sleeper is asleep, come pick him up guys."


"We're on our way!"


"Hoist him up!"

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"Anyways, where's Edwar-"


"Damn, he's gone..."


"Aaaauuuuuurrrrgghhh..."

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"RAAWR!"


"We have to get out of here..."

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*BANG BANG BANG*


"Hey! I actually hit one!"


"Oh shit... Which way!? Street or Alleyway?

Meanwhile...

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"Whew, that was a close one."


"Good thing those zombies are slow... I shall live to stalk another-"


"OOMPH!" "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!"


Mysterious Voice: "Watch out!"


*THUMP*
Mysterious Stranger: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*SNAP*

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"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


"Fairy powers activate!"


"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Bob: "What the hell?"

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"Woah!"


"... A little help..."

Can you do a recap of all of the characters? I'm getting so lost here...

There's, Bob. The Main Character,

The Headcrab.

Dawg Dawgson, it's obvious who he is.

Penelope, who is the driver of the flying Jeep, and the commander of the Watermelons. (Also Guardian of the Royal Magic Sky-Falling Pudding.)

Takeshi, is the guy with the sword and dagger, who leaps onto the Helicopter to get to the roof, he's in the jeep with Penelope right now.

Then there's Heavy Sleeper, who is the guy who fell asleep and got taken away.

There's Bob's girlfriend, obvious again.

And Edward Cullen, who is the Fairy Power guy, and he isn't actually a player character, even though he may seem a little like one.

The final person, is the unnamed guy who just parachuted in.

I vote street.

Take the street, we'll be safe that way... right?

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"The street it is!"


"Why... Why is there a train in the middle of the street?"

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"Hmmm, another part of the Alley and... Hey! A doorway!"




Dun dun duuhn...
*COUGH*

We walk through the alley and bump into a large group of zombies and must fight them off.

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"Well, here goes nothing..."




*Hmmmmmmmmmmm*

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"Woah, what the hell is going on?"


"RAAAAWR!!??!!??"


"This can't be good!"


"Soldiers... We're seeing some weird shit in the skies..."

The unnamed guy runs in at this point.

The unnamed guy is already with him, but I'm going to post this long, but pretty important piece anyways.


End of Act 1

The Good, the Bad, and the Waffle

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Duhn Duhn Duhn...

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"Bring them in..."

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"I've been waiting for you..."


"You've messed with the wrong person."


"But, your future holds quite a few things..."

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"Who are you?"


"You don't recognize me?"


"Should I recognize you?"
Mysterious Voice: "Yes,"

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*Oh Em Gee*


*Oh Em Gee Too*


"Wait... What the fuck?"

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DUHN!


DUHN!


DUUUUUUUHN!

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"Yes, it is I! The waffle!"


Parachute Guy: "I repeat; What the fuck?"


"You Bob, ch-"
*ZzZzZt*

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*BOOM*


*WWWwwrrrrrr...*


Ship AI: "Emergency Power, Activated"

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"Hmmm.. It seems your friends have already found us."


"Send in the Security."


Waffle: "As I was saying,"

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"You see, Bob, You are-"


"FOR BOB!"

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*OOMPH*




"Yes Bob, that's right. You didn't leave the "waffle" under your bed, I arrived there myself, to... Evaluate you."

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Dawg Dawgson: "DAWG! Take that Dawg!"
Penelope: "Ha, they're droppin' like flies-"
Security Droid: "Firing Ion Cannon"
"SHI-"


*OOMPH*
Penelope: "Go on... Without... Me..."


Dawg Dawgson: "Shit! My Gun!"

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"This ain't cool dawg!"


Security Droid: "You Have Been Pwnz0r3d. Have a nice day."


Security Droid: "I... Stand... Corrected..."

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Ship AI: "The Security Droids are now offline."
Waffle: "Send in some troops. Now, our time grows short, but know this Bob."


"I hope that wasn't the best they could do!"


"There they are!"

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Dawg Dawgson: "How do ya like that Dawg!?"


"Ha!"


Dawg Dawgson: "Yo! Takeoutdish! Watch out Dawg!"

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"You must find the 3 lost artifacts, if you ever want to see the Earth in it's non-zombie-infested form, but you must work fast, there isn't much time left. Now I shall take my leave, goodbye."


*BANG*


"Do you think I was serious when I said leave without me?"

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Ship AI: "Remote Ship Self Destruct Initiated, you now have 30 seconds to write your wills. Good-bye."


"We have to get out of here! Everyone in this shuttle!"


"We have to get out of here!"

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Ship AI: "20 Seconds"


Dawg Dawgson: "What about Bob Dawg?"
Takeshi: "We may have to leave without- Wait! There he is! Bob!"
Penelope: "Get your ass over here soldier!"


Ship AI: "10 Seconds, my sensors suggest you write faster."

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Ship AI: "5 Seconds"


Ship AI: "2 Seconds"


Ship AI: "O-"
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

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*CRASH*

By the way, you guys can leave "thoughts" and stuff on your posts, just make sure they're separated from what you want Bob or your character to do, like by a -- line, or a few "Enter"s.

What do you think of this really odd plot twist, besides the fact it was a novel.

O noes... Penelope's jeep. She was a good girl, aye. Perhaps she'll make a return.

I have decided that I'm going to call the unnamed guy Broley. Broley the Medic.

I guess We'll call him that for now, at least until YYNYM thinks up a name. Although Penelope will always call him that.

Originally Posted by Aninimouse

What do you think of this really odd plot twist, besides the fact it was a novel.

That... was... EPIC!!!

The waffle? I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, DAMN IT! He had that shifty look in the place where his eyes should be. Somebody get the syrrup! When we meet that waffle again... he's gonna be cooked.

After that close encounter of the waffle kind, my character is feeling on edge. He starts drinking coffee all the time, which is good for keeping him awake but makes him extremely jumpy.

Act 1: The Beginning. Stats and Shit:

People, Zombies, and Robots Killed:

Bob: 6
Dawg Dawgson: 2
Bob's Girlfriend: 3
Edward Cullen: 0
Headcrab: 1
Takeshi: 5
Heavy Sleeper: 0
"Broley" The Medic: 1
Penelope: 1
Penelope's Watermelons: 0
Random other People: 8

The Gold Medal goes to: Random Other People!
The Silver Medal goes to: Bob!
The Bronze Medal goes to: Takeshi!

Shots Fired: (Includes hits with melee weapons or hands.)

Bob: 7
Dawg Dawgson: 2
Bob's Girlfriend: 1
Edward Cullen: 0
Headcrab: 2
Takeshi: 3
Heavy Sleeper: 0
"Broley" The Medic: 1
Penelope: 1
Penelope's Watermelons: 0

The Gold Medal goes to: Bob!
The Silver Medal goes to: Takeshi!
The Bronze Medal goes to: Dawg Dawgson AND Headcrab!
The Multikill Award goes to: Bob's Girlfriend, for throwing the waffle at the car and killing the zombie and two citizens.
The BOOM! Headshot Award goes to: Penelope!

Hits Taken, for those who need to win at SOMETHING: (Includes self inflicted, and hits not inflicted by anyone.)

Bob: 4
Dawg Dawgson: 7
Bob's Girlfriend: 1
Edward Cullen: 2
Headcrab: 0
Takeshi: 1
Heavy Sleeper: 2
"Broley" The Medic: 1
Penelope: 4
Penelope's Watermelons: 1

The Gold Medal goes to: Dawg Dawgson!
The Silver Medal goes to: Bob AND Penelope!
The Bronze Medal goes to: Edward Cullen AND Heavy Sleeper!
The INVINCIBLE Medal goes to: Headcrab!

Bonus Medals:
The 111 Medal goes to: "Broley" The Medic!
The Champion Medal goes to: Bob!
The Gave It Your Best (But that wasn't enough N00b) Medal goes to: Heavy Sleeper AND Edward Cullen! Congratz! (Jk, lololol, u sux)
The Completely Useless Medal Fashioned out of the Finest Plastic Available for Under 25 Cents Goes to: Penelope's Watermelons! (Everyone's a Winner Here! Your Reward is Humiliation!)

The Medals:
Bob: 1 Gold Medal, The Champion Medal, 2 Silver Medals!
Dawg Dawgson: 1 Gold Medal, 1 Bronze Medal!
Bob's Girlfriend: The Multikill Medal!
Edward Cullen: The Gave It Your Best Medal, 1 Bronze Medal!
Headcrab: The INVINCIBLE Medal, 1 Bronze Medal!
Takeshi: 1 Bronze Medal, 1 Silver Medal!
Heavy Sleeper: 1 Bronze Medal, The Gave It Your Best Medal!
"Broley" The Medic: The 111 Medal!
Penelope: 1 Silver Medal, The BOOM! Headshot Medal!
Penelope's Watermelons: The Completely Useless Medal!
Random Other People: 1 Gold Medal!

Summary/Written Story for those of you who want/need it:

Bob, feeling badass went off looking for trouble, finding it in an alleyway in the city. While trying to save a random civilian, he killed 2 mysterious men, but before he could finish off the last one he woke up, finding himself in his empty apartment. He got up, and decided to go talk to his Ex, whom he had a fight with the night before.

He picked up a waffle (That was all he had), and went over to her apartment, but she took the waffle, threw it and started yelling at Bob. Little did she know, the waffle hit a propane tank, she careless left lying next to her bathtub. Bob Heroically put out the fire that somehow started, but found himself on fire instead.

Leaping out the window, he landed on Dawg Dawgson's car, followed by the Waffle, which set off a large explosion, killing a near-by (but friendly) zombie. It's infection was released, bringing on the zombie apocalypse, so Bob and his new Ally, Dawg Dawgson fled to a near-by rooftop. Penelope, Takeshi, and Heavy Sleeper all randomly arrived, along with their insanity.

Bob, and Heavy Sleeper later went to the Downtown area of the city, but it was nighttime and they were approached by-
Bob's Girlfriend... Who began yelling at Bob once again, and informed him that she needed someone more like Edward Cullen. Promptly, Edward Cullen arrive, flying in. Bob's Girlfriend fell to the ground, either dead, in shock, or in terror. Heavy Sleeper Fell to the ground, in tiredness.

Edward Cullen explained that he must have taken a wrong turn to get to the glitter store, and said he was leaving to see his "friend" Butch. The Headcrab then approached them, and attacked Edward Cullen's Baby Amulet. Edward Cullen quickly fled, leaving Bob to his fate. Although, Bob learned that the Headcrab was friendly, and both of them set off. Zombies decided that they shouldn't be allowed to go any further though, and they were forced to fight there way across the street.

Edward, safely on the rooftops celebrated the fact he survived, but was swiftly hit with "Broley" the Medic and his supply crate while they parachuted in. Edward survived by activating his fairy powers, but "Broley" was forced to use the rope from his now broken parachute to grapple onto a zombie waiting on a rooftop.

Both of them fled, around the corner and into an alleyway, but they were lifted up into a strange ship...

DUHN DUHN DUHN!

Originally Posted by Aninimouse

What do you think of this really odd plot twist, besides the fact it was a novel.

I proper lol'd at the waffle guy. One of them AI exterminator thingies should fall out of the sky and land next to the crew.

And before I forget, is that a boat in the background of slide 240? why? just whyyy??