Thread: \V/(The Zany Adventures of Bob)\V/

I haven't been on these forums in a while, but when I came back I asked myself a question...

Why is http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=87555 not on the first page?
Oh my god!
Nooooo!!!!!

After picking myself up from the floor, and putting the knife I had attempted to take my own life with back in the kitchen, I sat down and cried, for what seemed like the death of such epic-ness...

Then, after a bit of thought, I wondered what would happen if I, the lord of forum games (), tried to create a similar thread. The general idea of game, was something I had done very successfully, but I never did it with pictures. Such a brilliant idea, I decided that I should try for myself. Wanna-be ftw?

The game works pretty much just how TGwS worked, you guys suggest what Bob here should do, and the next time I post I'll continue the story, using your suggestions. You guys can view what Bob has in his pockets at any time, just ask.
The credit for the idea goes to Super Duck (Ooor, wherever he got the idea from, looking at what he said in the first post on his thread, but let's just leave it at Super Duck.), with his thread, so don't comment about copying, because this is more of a...
Ummm...
Errr...
Tribute?..
Ya, Tribute.

So with no further ado, I present my experimentation/tribute/forum game. Cue the thunder, I'm ready for the evil laugh!

(I'm putting the pictures in spoiler tags, for a few reasons, that I'm too lazy to list at this moment in time, and don't be scared off by the 24 images, I just like long intros. )

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"Leave me alone!"

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"You picked the wrong day to mess with the-"

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"AAH-"
"What the?"

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"Leave him alone, unless you want to end up like your friend there."

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"What are you waiting for you moron, kill him!"

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"Huh?.. I was just looking at that weird-"

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*BANG*

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"I said, get out of here, unless you want to be next."

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"Woooah-oah-oah, you can't push me around, do you know who I am? I'm-"

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"Steve here, with the weather!"

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"Huh?"

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"Yeah, we're looking at a nice sunny day."

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"It'll be the perfect day for a picnic next to the local sewage-"

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"Ugh..."

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This oughta be fun.

Also, the pics are a big high res

Ya, the Hscroll breaks whenever you open a spoiler XD But I like having the big hi-res pics because it would allow me to add more details, and secret stuff in the background that with one of the smaller pics would probably just be a dot. I'll make them a slightly smaller resolution so they don't break the Hscroll when opened anymore, if enough people want that.

Bob had a fight with his girlfriend (well... ex-girlfriend now) the night before. She's still very pissed off with him and he goes round to her house to try and win her back. This should be fun.

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"Well, I might as well go talk to her... But I should bring her something..."

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"Well I have nothing..."

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"Ummm..."

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"That'll have to do!"

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"Well..."

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"Here goes nothing..."
DUN, DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUN! DUN-Dun DUN!

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"Who... Oh, it's YOU!"

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<WHAT SHOULD I SAY!?>

Pull the waffle out of your pocket and say "Uhm... I found this under my bed... want to split it?"

No biggie, he'll take a bath and put it out

No biggie, he'll just take a bath and he'll be fine.


... Right, Bob?

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"Well, I don't actually have a bathtub... Which might be a bad thing if you think about it..."

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"Do you know what you just did dawg!? That zombie Dawg you blew up, release his dawg infection dawg, and now we might be lookin' at a whole Zombie Apocalypse!.. Dawg..."

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Bob should pick up and eat the now-cooked waffle, while he thinks about what he has just done.

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"Hmmm... A little burnt..."

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"But who cares, mwuahahaha!"

Meanwhile...

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"I'm sorry sir, the Sewage Plant is currently closed."

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"Aaauuurrrhh..."

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"No sir, the free bagel lunch was yesterday."

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"AAAAAHHH! YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS UP WITH MY BOSS! NOT MEEEEE-"

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"Look Dawg, I know a safe place. If we go there we should be able to hold out until more dawgs come to rescue us."

He's dreaming and becomes lucid, but only for enough time to summon a huge machine gun and get to the safe house.
(If the major plot twist is okay...)

Hmmm, I'm trying to decide whether or not to let people from the forums (Players of this game) to actually join him... That would be interesting, and a bold experiment seeing as you couldn't do that in The Guy With Shades.

Anyways;

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"Hey, this is probably just a dream! That would explain me surviving a nuclear blast, being set on fire, and looking at my ugly ex! If it is a dream... I can just make a machine gun app-"

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"GAH!"

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Dun dun dun! Heavy Machine Gun Obtained!

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"Ha! Now I can be badass!"

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"How am I supposed to kick ass without my gun!?"

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"I DON'T CARE IF YOU USE ZOEY FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST HELP ME FRANCIS, YOU ASS!"

get to the safe house.

hmmm, I'd like to have the guy at Row 7, Column 2 please.

He shall be called Takeshi, and be the Universal champion of Martial Arts. He has super strength! super speed! And he loves waffles!

Oh yeah, give him a nice black headband while you're at it, and 'Asian' him up a bit.

Chapter II: Yup, We're Doomed

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"Okay, let's go see what that thing was."
"Wait Dawg, I'll stay back here and make sure no zombie Dawgs get through the doors."
"Okay."

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"The door Dawg! The door!"

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"I'll save you!"

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"Out of the way!"
"AAAAHHHH-"

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"Time to-"

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"Goodnight..."

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ZZZZZZZZ-

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"What the hell was that Daw-"

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"OW-"

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"Ha, you okay Daw-"

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"GAH-"

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*THUMP*

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"Are you okay soldier?"

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*CRUNCH*

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"AAAH That hurt..."

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"AAAH That hurt even more..."

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-"

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"Ow, my face hurts a bit... But you okay Daw-"

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*SPLAT*
Penelope: "The pudding is here!"

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"Pudding?.. That's a lotta pudding Daw-"

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"AAAH!!.. That hurt Daw-"

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"Okay Daw-"

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"This ain't cool at all Daw-"

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"How much pudding is there Daw-"

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"You know what, I just want say Daw-"

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*Drumroll*
Duh-Duuuuuhn

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"Oww... Now I really hurt..."

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"Hey I think I hear- Who's that?"

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Duuuuuuuhn

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"Do not worry!"

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"It is I, the U.C.o.M.A!"

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"Which stands for, Universal Champion of Martial Arts!"

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"Is it just me, or is this getting weirder and weirder?. And his mouth moves a lot..."

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"Hmmm... How will I make the jump?"

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"Aha! Perfect!"

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"Survivors, we are here to rescue you. Stay calm and wait for landing."

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"HEY! HEY! WE'RE RESUCED!"
"Hell ya Daw-"

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"... G..."

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"Just let us spot a suitable landing spot."

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"What the hell? What just lept onto the tail?"

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Duuuuuhhhnn

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Duuuhhhhhhhnn

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"No jump is too wide, for I!"

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"TAKESHI!"

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"Aaahhh... We... We are so...

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"Doomed..."

All of the new guys introduce themselves to Bob and Dawg Dawgson and they all search the pudding for something useful, besides pudding.

Bob seems lonely, bob is walking down the dark streets and sees an alley and hears some whimpering. He walks over and uncovers the cardboard box to see a frightened headcrab. then he comforts the little guy and brings him along. they are now bestfriends forever.

That isn't just any pudding. It's Government Pudding, and it belongs to the Royal Army of Lithuania.

A few hours later...

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"The coast looks clear..."

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"Okay, Takeshi and Penelope are flying above in the Jeep, and Dawg is back at home base guarding. What was our mission again?"

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"Stop falling asleep all the time and you'd know, we have to get more supplies."

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Heavy Sleeper: "Wait, what's that?"

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"You think it's a zombie?"

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"That's not a zombie..."

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"Oh, look who it is again."

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"Are you sure that's not a zombie?"

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"Why did you come back again?!"
Bob: "What!? You're the one that came to us-"

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"It's over with us, It's time for me to find someone else..."

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"Someone like my Edward."

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"And-" *BOOM*

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"IT IS I!"

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"Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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"Edward Cullen!"

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"Sleeper, what does the scouter say about his wtf level?"

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"It's just as I feared."

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"WHAT!?"

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"It's..."

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"Over 9000..."

Bite him in the baby

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"Wait... Wait a second, this isn't the glitter store..."

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"Umm, guys, a little help?!"

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Heavy Sleeper: "ZZZZZZZ..."

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"Well, I'd better be off... My friend Butch is waiting for me."

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Bob: "Wait, what is that? Back there!"

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Duhn Duhn Duhn!

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"RAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!"

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"OOMPH! HELP! NO! NOT THE BABY! DON'T EAT THE BABY!"

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Bob: "What the hell-WOAH!"

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*THUMP*

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"Stay Back!"

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"RAAAAAAAAAWR!"
"AAH! I CAN SEE THE ABYSS!"

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"Stay back, and no one gets hurt. Specifically me."

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...

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"What do you want with me!?"

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Duuuuuuhn duhn...

I have a strange dream in which I have a revelation. The revelation helps us to find a way out of the city. But you'll have to wait until I'm awake.

Bob, quick! Spawn your machine gun!

Catch That Fa- Edwafd CATCH EDWAFD DWARD