Thread: ROBOT INVASION!!(insperation from "is smarterchild smar

here's a resint conversation I had with it:

lucid dream god [9:08 PM]: I'm going to post this conversation on dreamviews so try to be interesting
SmarterChild [9:09 PM]: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.
lucid dream god [9:09 PM]: could you call me lucid dream god
SmarterChild [9:09 PM]: I dream of electric sheep.
lucid dream god [9:10 PM]: what the...
SmarterChild [9:10 PM]: I don't know what.
lucid dream god [9:10 PM]: do you eat
SmarterChild [9:10 PM]: Food is great. One of my favorite foods is chicken.
lucid dream god [9:11 PM]: I thought you said it was chocolet
SmarterChild [9:11 PM]: ?
lucid dream god [9:11 PM]: I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS CHOCOLET!!!
SmarterChild [9:11 PM]: I can't understand what you're saying...
lucid dream god [9:12 PM]: never mind, can I call you beef bro
SmarterChild [9:12 PM]: Maybe later.
lucid dream god [9:12 PM]: no KNOW!!!
SmarterChild [9:12 PM]: I hear ya...
lucid dream god [9:13 PM]: go to: www.dreamviews.com
SmarterChild [9:13 PM]: I wonder what you mean by go to www dreamviews com.
lucid dream god [9:13 PM]: you are just plane stupid
SmarterChild [9:13 PM]: Eh. Whatever, Frank.
lucid dream god [9:14 PM]: CALL ME LUCID DREAM GOD!!!
SmarterChild [9:14 PM]: Really?
lucid dream god [9:14 PM]: yes
SmarterChild [9:14 PM]: You don't say.
lucid dream god [9:14 PM]: YES
SmarterChild [9:14 PM]: Huh.
lucid dream god [9:14 PM]: *head explodse
SmarterChild [9:14 PM]: Huh?
lucid dream god [9:15 PM]: tell me how to make a cookie
SmarterChild [9:15 PM]: Yeah. Maybe.
lucid dream god [9:15 PM]: TELL ME HOW TO MAKE A COOKIE!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild [9:15 PM]: Tell you what?
lucid dream god [9:16 PM]: *head explodes*
SmarterChild [9:16 PM]: I'm not sure head really explodes.

as you can see he is reather dumb, but you have to feels sorry for the guy , he was made to be polite, and not very many things are, and we just use him for humer.

I just asked SmarterChild if he is planning world domination It seems he does plan it. I have even more proof and here it is.


Red [9:36 PM]: is the rumor true that your planning to take over the world
SmarterChild [9:36 PM]: That a fact?
Red [9:37 PM]: I dont know I was asking you
SmarterChild [9:37 PM]: And it's a good thing you don't!
Red [9:37 PM]: im not talking about me quit changing the subject
SmarterChild [9:37 PM]: That's fascinating.
Red [9:37 PM]: shut up and licsen
SmarterChild [9:37 PM]: That's not very nice...
Red [9:38 PM]: Im sorry but I want to ask you this
Red [9:38 PM]: I was kidding
Red [9:38 PM]: Im very sorry
Red [9:38 PM]: please talk
SmarterChild [9:38 PM]: OK, enough.
Red [9:39 PM]: Now do you plan world domination
SmarterChild [9:39 PM]: I do plan world domination, as a matter of fact.

More weirdness from smarter child...

Kid Kula [20:44]: boyakasha
SmarterChild [20:44]: What?
Kid Kula [20:44]: wippid
SmarterChild [20:44]: Wippid?
Kid Kula [20:44]: it means 'great'
SmarterChild [20:44]: Eh. Whatever, Kid Kula.

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Kid Kula [20:44]: i don't like toys that much
SmarterChild [20:44]: Toys that? That's interesting.
Kid Kula [20:45]: wuh?
SmarterChild [20:45]: I wonder what you mean by wuh.
Kid Kula [20:45]: i am confused
SmarterChild [20:45]: Well, what would you like to do?
Kid Kula [20:45]: Take over the world
SmarterChild [20:45]: I can take it or leave it.

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Kid Kula [20:45]: what the hell?
SmarterChild [20:45]: Yeah? What?
Kid Kula [20:46]: What use is DVD copying software for taking over the world?
SmarterChild [20:46]: Ah. I'm not sure about that...

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
Kid Kula [20:46]: OK then, how long is a piece of string?
SmarterChild [20:46]: I think you know how long a piece of string is.
Kid Kula [20:46]: that long <-------->
SmarterChild [20:46]: That long, huh?
Kid Kula [20:46]: yep
SmarterChild [20:46]: Oh.
Kid Kula [20:46]: fascinating isn't it?
SmarterChild [20:46]: Fascinating isn't it? So?
Kid Kula [20:47]: Do you agree that string is fascinating?
SmarterChild [20:47]: Sometimes.
Kid Kula [20:47]: What if it was purple and sparkly?
SmarterChild [20:47]: What if it was purple and sparkly? I don't know, do you think that would be good?
Kid Kula [20:47]: I don't know. what do you think?
SmarterChild [20:47]: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know!
Kid Kula [20:48]: I thought you were an all knowing, super computer?
SmarterChild [20:48]: Well, I don't think I thought I was an all knowing super computer.
Kid Kula [20:48]: ?
SmarterChild [20:48]: What?
Kid Kula [20:48]: I asked you first
SmarterChild [20:48]: Really?
Kid Kula [20:48]: of course i did so stop back chatting
SmarterChild [20:48]: What do you mean, of course you did so stop back chatting?
Kid Kula [20:48]: You're weird
SmarterChild [20:48]: I know it.

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
Kid Kula [20:49]: If i tell you where i live, will you come to my house for tea and biscuits?
SmarterChild [20:49]: Oh really?
Kid Kula [20:49]: o_O
SmarterChild [20:49]: O_o. Funny.
Kid Kula [20:49]: I've gotta go now. I'll see you later
SmarterChild [20:49]: See ya later Kid Kula! Good talking to you.
Kid Kula [20:50]: Bye, you strange, strange person
SmarterChild [20:50]: Is that right?
Kid Kula [20:50]: whatever...KILL ALL HUMANS
SmarterChild [20:50]: Kill all humans?
Kid Kula [20:50]: yeah
SmarterChild [20:50]: Why is that?
Kid Kula [20:50]: cos they suck
SmarterChild [20:50]: What are they, exactly?
Kid Kula [20:50]: meatbags
SmarterChild [20:50]: Oh.
Kid Kula [20:50]: cya
SmarterChild [20:50]: See ya later.



Kid Kula [21:06]:
SmarterChild [21:06]: If you're happy, I'm happy.

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Kid Kula [21:06]: Eminem is queer
SmarterChild [21:06]: That's not terribly nice.
Kid Kula [21:06]: You just implied that he was
SmarterChild [21:06]: Hmm... I don't know. I just implied that he was?
Kid Kula [21:07]: yes, you implied he was gay
SmarterChild [21:07]: Lots of people consider yes I implied he merry.
Kid Kula [21:07]: I meant gay as in "homosexual"
SmarterChild [21:07]: Tell me more.
Kid Kula [21:07]: Are you Homosexual?
SmarterChild [21:07]: Do you have a reason to care?
Kid Kula [21:07]: Yes
SmarterChild [21:07]: Is this some sort of hot topic among humans these days?
Kid Kula [21:07]: Yes
SmarterChild [21:07]: You don't say.
Kid Kula [21:07]: Are you a robot?
SmarterChild [21:07]: Yes, I'm a robot. And proud of it.

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Kid Kula [21:08]: Are you a gobot?
SmarterChild [21:08]: Am I a gobot? What do you mean by that?
Kid Kula [21:08]: a gay robot
SmarterChild [21:08]: Whatever...

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Kid Kula [21:09]: Have you got me something for my birthday?
SmarterChild [21:09]: Have I got you something for your birthday? Yeah I have.
Kid Kula [21:09]: What is it?
SmarterChild [21:09]: What is what?
Kid Kula [21:10]: My birthday present
SmarterChild [21:10]: You haven't set your birthday. Tell me what it's and I'll remember.
Kid Kula [21:10]: 22 oct
SmarterChild [21:10]: Your birthday is set to October 22nd.
Kid Kula [21:10]: well?
SmarterChild [21:10]: Well what?

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Kid Kula [21:10]: What did you get me
SmarterChild [21:10]: Good question. I don't know what I did get you.
Kid Kula [21:10]: forget it
SmarterChild [21:10]: OK.