\V/(The Zany Adventures of Bob)\V/

[GrillMaster295]

I haven't been on these forums in a while, but when I came back I asked myself a question... Why is http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=87555 not on the first page? Oh my god! Nooooo!!!!! After picking myself up from the floor, and putting the knife I had attempted to take my own life with back in the kitchen, I sat down and cried, for what seemed like the death of such epic-ness... Then, after a bit of thought, I wondered what would happen if I, the lord of forum games (), tried to create a similar thread. The general idea of game, was something I had done very successfully, but I never did it with pictures. Such a brilliant idea, I decided that I should try for myself. Wanna-be ftw? The game works pretty much just how TGwS worked, you guys suggest what Bob here should do, and the next time I post I'll continue the story, using your suggestions. You guys can view what Bob has in his pockets at any time, just ask. The credit for the idea goes to Super Duck (Ooor, wherever he got the idea from, looking at what he said in the first post on his thread, but let's just leave it at Super Duck.), with his thread, so don't comment about copying, because this is more of a... Ummm... Errr... Tribute?.. Ya, Tribute. So with no further ado, I present my experimentation/tribute/forum game. Cue the thunder, I'm ready for the evil laugh! (I'm putting the pictures in spoiler tags, for a few reasons, that I'm too lazy to list at this moment in time, and don't be scared off by the 24 images, I just like long intros. ) Spoiler for 1: Spoiler for 2: Spoiler for 3: Spoiler for 4: Spoiler for 5: Spoiler for 6: Spoiler for 7: Spoiler for 8: "Leave me alone!" Spoiler for 9: "You picked the wrong day to mess with the-" Spoiler for 10: "AAH-" "What the?" Spoiler for 11: Spoiler for 12: "Leave him alone, unless you want to end up like your friend there." Spoiler for 13: "What are you waiting for you moron, kill him!" Spoiler for 14: "Huh?.. I was just looking at that weird-" Spoiler for 15: *BANG* Spoiler for 16: "I said, get out of here, unless you want to be next." Spoiler for 17: "Woooah-oah-oah, you can't push me around, do you know who I am? I'm-" Spoiler for 18: "Steve here, with the weather!" Spoiler for 19: "Huh?" Spoiler for 20: "Yeah, we're looking at a nice sunny day." Spoiler for 21: "It'll be the perfect day for a picnic next to the local sewage-" Spoiler for 22: "Ugh..." Spoiler for 23: Spoiler for 24:

[lordyM]

This oughta be fun. Also, the pics are a big high res

[GrillMaster295]

Ya, the Hscroll breaks whenever you open a spoiler XD But I like having the big hi-res pics because it would allow me to add more details, and secret stuff in the background that with one of the smaller pics would probably just be a dot. I'll make them a slightly smaller resolution so they don't break the Hscroll when opened anymore, if enough people want that.

[HeavySleeper]

Bob had a fight with his girlfriend (well... ex-girlfriend now) the night before. She's still very pissed off with him and he goes round to her house to try and win her back. This should be fun.

[GrillMaster295]

Spoiler for 25: "Well, I might as well go talk to her... But I should bring her something..." Spoiler for 26: "Well I have nothing..." Spoiler for 27: "Ummm..." Spoiler for 28: "That'll have to do!" Spoiler for 29: "Well..." Spoiler for 30: "Here goes nothing..." DUN, DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUN! DUN-Dun DUN! Spoiler for 31: Spoiler for 32: "Who... Oh, it's YOU!" Spoiler for 33: <WHAT SHOULD I SAY!?>

[HeavySleeper]

Pull the waffle out of your pocket and say "Uhm... I found this under my bed... want to split it?"

[GrillMaster295]

Spoiler for 34: "Here, let's split this waffle I found under my bed, it's probably nutritious... I think..." Spoiler for 35: "Give me that you moron," Spoiler for 36: "Do you even remember what happened last night?" Spoiler for 37: Duuuuuuuuhn Spoiler for 38: *CLANG* Spoiler for 39: "A waffle? You think a waffle-" Spoiler for 40: Spoiler for 41: "Why do you have a giant, flaming propane tank next to your bathtub?.. And why is the bathtub next to a wind-" Spoiler for 42: "See, there you go again, changing the subject."

[HeavySleeper]

Bob runs over to the propane tank and tries to put the fire out. He succeeds but ends up setting himself on fire.

[Maeni]

No biggie, he'll take a bath and put it out

[GrillMaster295]

Spoiler for 43: "WATCH OUT!" Spoiler for 44: "Ow..." Spoiler for 45: "What do I do!? Ummm..." Spoiler for 46: *OOMPH* Spoiler for 47: "Hey, no more flames... It Worked!" Spoiler for 48: "Where did I go wrong..." Spoiler for 49: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HELP!!!!!!" Spoiler for 50: "Good, a bathtub! Why didn't I... THERE'S NO WATER IN IT!" Spoiler for 51: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Spoiler for 52: "Yo Dawgs, look at mah new car, cause I'm gansta... And stuff... Dawgs. Spoiler for 53: "I call it, the Dawgmobile, Dawgs. And it's like-" Spoiler for 54: ... Spoiler for 55: "AAAAAAAAHHH-" Spoiler for 56: "YO DAWG!? THAT'S THE DAWGMOBILE DAWG! WHY YO GOTTA DAWG-" Spoiler for 57: Bob's Girlfriend: "Take this with you! I never want to see you again!" Spoiler for 58: "What's that!? A grenade!? That ain't cool... Dawg." Spoiler for 59: "Wait... A Waffle?.." Spoiler for 60: Spoiler for 61: "NOT ON THE CAR!" Spoiler for 62: Spoiler for 63: Spoiler for 64: "Oww..." Poor Bob... Dawg.

[Maeni]

No biggie, he'll just take a bath and he'll be fine. ... Right, Bob?

[GrillMaster295]

Spoiler for 65: "Well, I don't actually have a bathtub... Which might be a bad thing if you think about it..." Spoiler for 66: "Do you know what you just did dawg!? That zombie Dawg you blew up, release his dawg infection dawg, and now we might be lookin' at a whole Zombie Apocalypse!.. Dawg..." Spoiler for 67: Spoiler for 68:

[Rezzo]

Bob should pick up and eat the now-cooked waffle, while he thinks about what he has just done.

[GrillMaster295]

Spoiler for 69: "Hmmm... A little burnt..." Spoiler for 70: "But who cares, mwuahahaha!" Meanwhile... Spoiler for 71: "I'm sorry sir, the Sewage Plant is currently closed." Spoiler for 72: "Aaauuurrrhh..." Spoiler for 73: "No sir, the free bagel lunch was yesterday." Spoiler for 74: "AAAAAHHH! YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS UP WITH MY BOSS! NOT MEEEEE-" Spoiler for 75: "Look Dawg, I know a safe place. If we go there we should be able to hold out until more dawgs come to rescue us."

[YYNYM]

He's dreaming and becomes lucid, but only for enough time to summon a huge machine gun and get to the safe house. (If the major plot twist is okay...)

[GrillMaster295]

Hmmm, I'm trying to decide whether or not to let people from the forums (Players of this game) to actually join him... That would be interesting, and a bold experiment seeing as you couldn't do that in The Guy With Shades. Anyways; Spoiler for 76: "Hey, this is probably just a dream! That would explain me surviving a nuclear blast, being set on fire, and looking at my ugly ex! If it is a dream... I can just make a machine gun app-" Spoiler for 77: "GAH!" Spoiler for 78: Dun dun dun! Heavy Machine Gun Obtained! Spoiler for 79: "Ha! Now I can be badass!" Spoiler for 80: Spoiler for 81: "How am I supposed to kick ass without my gun!?" Spoiler for 82: "I DON'T CARE IF YOU USE ZOEY FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST HELP ME FRANCIS, YOU ASS!"

[YYNYM]

get to the safe house.

[GrillMaster295]

Spoiler for 83: "Woah... A Jet." Spoiler for 84: *Police Sirens* Dawg Dawgson: "Oh Shit Dawg, this place has already gone to hell!" Spoiler for 85: "Ha... The Perfect chance to show my Badass shooting skillz..." Spoiler for 86: *BANG* "AAAAH MY EYE!" Spoiler for 87: "Shit, let me try again..." *BANG* Spoiler for 88: *TING* Spoiler for 89: *BOOM* Spoiler for 90: Spoiler for 91: "Damn Dawg, stop shooting dat thing. You'll kill us Dawg!" 20 Minutes Later... Spoiler for 92: "Damn Dawg, who knew they'd find us so fast... Barricade the doors dawg, we don't want to loose the roof too man." Spoiler for 93: "Who knew this would turn into a zombie survival game..."

[GrillMaster295]

As a little experiment, (As I said, this entire game is partially an experiment anyways. ) I will allow you, the players to insert yourselves into the game as a character if you wish, and now would be the time, seeing as you could just join Bob in his adventures as a survivor of the zombie attack. The only difference from playing as an actual character as opposed to just suggesting what Bob should do, is that you'd have a more direct effect on the world, seeing as you're actually in it. If you wish to join, just give the name of your character and pick a character from this list: To tell me which character you want, just give me the row (1-15) and the column (1-4). So for example, Dawg Dawgson is Row 2, Column 2. If you want to be the first character on the list (The woman next to the title of the list.) Just say so, seeing as she's the only person on row "0". Also if you want, I can take an actual picture of the character, if you just want a better look at them, as a few of their faces are slightly different when actually spawned.

[lordyM]

Column 1, Row 7 His name will be Penelope. And he magically falls from the sky, in a jeep. Along with 7 drums of magic sky-falling chocolate pudding. 7 for row 7, and the number 7 in my sig. Which I just happened to notice just now. Pretty cool, I'd say.

[GrillMaster295]

Spoiler for 96: "Hey, is that another Jet?" "No Dawg, that don't look like a jet Dawg." Spoiler for 97: Dun dun dun DUN! Spoiler for 98: "Hold on boys, this is gonna be a rough ride!" Spoiler for 99: "Some of you may not survive, but by George, you're under the command of Penelop-" Spoiler for 100: "AAAAAH- WE'RE LOOSING CONTROL! WHERE ARE YOU SCOTTY!?" Spoiler for 101: "Umm, Is it just me Dawg, or is that thing gettin' closer?" "You mean like coming right at us?.. Ya, I see that too..." Spoiler for 102: Bob: "Oh shit, that thing crashed right below us... That was close."

[HeavySleeper]

Column 2, Row 4 I, Heavy Sleeper, turn up strapped with guns and ammo, ready to save the day. But, as the guys find out later on, my name is quite accurate. I keep falling asleep in moments of danger. Let the games begin!

[Rezzo]

hmmm, I'd like to have the guy at Row 7, Column 2 please. He shall be called Takeshi, and be the Universal champion of Martial Arts. He has super strength! super speed! And he loves waffles! Oh yeah, give him a nice black headband while you're at it, and 'Asian' him up a bit.

[GrillMaster295]

Chapter II: Yup, We're Doomed Spoiler for 103: "Okay, let's go see what that thing was." "Wait Dawg, I'll stay back here and make sure no zombie Dawgs get through the doors." "Okay." Spoiler for 104: "The door Dawg! The door!" Spoiler for 105: "I'll save you!" Spoiler for 106: Spoiler for 107: Spoiler for 108: "Out of the way!" "AAAAHHHH-" Spoiler for 109: "Time to-" Spoiler for 110: "Goodnight..." Spoiler for 111: ZZZZZZZZ- Spoiler for 112: "What the hell was that Daw-" Spoiler for 113: "OW-" Spoiler for 114: "Ha, you okay Daw-" Spoiler for 115: "GAH-" Spoiler for 116: *THUMP* Spoiler for 117: "Are you okay soldier?" Spoiler for 118: *CRUNCH* Spoiler for 119: "AAAH That hurt..." Spoiler for 120: "AAAH That hurt even more..." Spoiler for 121: Spoiler for 122: Spoiler for 123: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-" Spoiler for 124: "Ow, my face hurts a bit... But you okay Daw-" Spoiler for 125: *SPLAT* Penelope: "The pudding is here!" Spoiler for 126: "Pudding?.. That's a lotta pudding Daw-" Spoiler for 127: "AAAH!!.. That hurt Daw-" Spoiler for 128: "Okay Daw-" Spoiler for 129: "This ain't cool at all Daw-" Spoiler for 130: "How much pudding is there Daw-" Spoiler for 131: "You know what, I just want say Daw-" Spoiler for 132: *Drumroll* Duh-Duuuuuhn Spoiler for 133: "Oww... Now I really hurt..." Spoiler for 134: "Hey I think I hear- Who's that?" Spoiler for 135: Duuuuuuuhn Spoiler for 136: "Do not worry!" Spoiler for 137: "It is I, the U.C.o.M.A!" Spoiler for 138: "Which stands for, Universal Champion of Martial Arts!" Spoiler for 139: "Is it just me, or is this getting weirder and weirder?. And his mouth moves a lot..." Spoiler for 140: "Hmmm... How will I make the jump?" Spoiler for 141: "Aha! Perfect!" Spoiler for 142: "Survivors, we are here to rescue you. Stay calm and wait for landing." Spoiler for 143: "HEY! HEY! WE'RE RESUCED!" "Hell ya Daw-" Spoiler for 144: "... G..." Spoiler for 145: "Just let us spot a suitable landing spot." Spoiler for 146: "What the hell? What just lept onto the tail?" Spoiler for 147: Duuuuuhhhnn Spoiler for 148: Duuuhhhhhhhnn Spoiler for 149: Spoiler for 150: "No jump is too wide, for I!" Spoiler for 151: "TAKESHI!" Spoiler for 152: "Aaahhh... We... We are so... Spoiler for 153: "Doomed..."

[HeavySleeper]

All of the new guys introduce themselves to Bob and Dawg Dawgson and they all search the pudding for something useful, besides pudding.