Thread: The Best JOKE in the entire world.

There was three ducks in a pond ..swimming around blowing bubbles ,enjoying the day..They were all charged with an offence...they had to appear in court...the first duck stands before the judge...What,s your name?..duck says Quak..ok Quak..wwhy are you here..I,m not quite sure your honour..I was in the pond swimming around blowing bubbles and I got arrested!.Well this just can,t be..I have no time for this nonsense...case dismissed..the next duck appears before the judge..state yer name..Quak Quak..What brings you here before me Quak Quak?..Well your honour,,I really don,t know why i,m here..I was blowing bubbles in the pond ..swimming around havin a good time and now ..here I am..Judge scratches his head in disbelief??..Quak Quak this is your lucky day..this court is congested with more important affairs..Don,t let me see you here again..case dismissed..the third duck waddles up to the judge...Don,t tell me ..your name is Quak Quak Quak...no your honour..my name is bubbles

Those last two were ok.
Anyone notice that 3 is the comedian's lucky number?





I feel funny.

THE WORLDS BEST JOKE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD:

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--All About Aliens

No no no nononononoooo. You have it ALL WRONG.

Best joke ever: What's 40 feet long and has three teeth?









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... the front row at a Willie Nelson concert. XD

yeah...thats great.

Now thats a good one su-chan Im still cracking up on it.. Haha Willy Nelsons toothless front rowers. Haha

actually that joke kinda reminded me of your mom, shadow.



haha, just jokin', bro.

A duck walks into a store, and waddles up to the front desk.

Clerk: Can I help you, sir?
Duck: Um, yes. Got any grapes?
Clerk: No, sorry, we don't carry that here.

The duck looks dejected and slowly walks out the door.
The next day, the duck waddles into the store again.

Clerk: Hello again.
Duck: Got any grapes?
Clerk: I told you yesterday, we don't carry that here. Sorry.

The duck looks even sadder than the day before, and he once again slowly walks out the door.
The third day, the duck goes to the store again.

Clerk: Hey, it's you agai-
Duck: Got any grapes?
Clerk: Look, I told you the past TWO days! We do NOT carry grapes! If you come again I'll.. I'll... Tape your little duck mouth with duck tape!

The duck looks very offended and stomps out of the store.
Believe it or not, the duck came again the next day!

Clerk: I told you, I'd-
Duck: Hey, got any duck tape?
Clerk (caught off gaurd): Oh! Well, no we don't. I'm sorry.
Duck: Oh, good, good... Got any grapes?

Iv'e heard that one before. It's a keeper.

Man that first joke is LONG! I would never tell it, because I am a terrible storyteller and that sir, is a story not a simple joke!

Very funny....btw!

HAHA! SVEN THE SWEDISH GUY is awsome!

and as i said earlier, i could have made it like a page longer...but its alot of reading...i guess its better if everyone keeps their sanity

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Originally posted by Lunarian Moogle
A duck walks into a store, and waddles up to the front desk.

Clerk: Can I help you, sir?
Duck: Um, yes. Got any grapes?
Clerk: No, sorry, we don't carry that here.

The duck looks dejected and slowly walks out the door.
The next day, the duck waddles into the store again.

Clerk: Hello again.
Duck: Got any grapes?
Clerk: I told you yesterday, we don't carry that here. Sorry.

The duck looks even sadder than the day before, and he once again slowly walks out the door.
The third day, the duck goes to the store again.

Clerk: Hey, it's you agai-
Duck: Got any grapes?
Clerk: Look, I told you the past TWO days! We do NOT carry grapes! If you come again I'll.. I'll... Tape your little duck mouth with duck tape!

The duck looks very offended and stomps out of the store.
Believe it or not, the duck came again the next day!

Clerk: I told you, I'd-
Duck: Hey, got any duck tape?
Clerk (caught off gaurd): Oh! Well, no we don't. I'm sorry.
Duck: Oh, good, good... Got any grapes?

..ok.....

We are straying off topic, were supposed to talk about SVEN, not ducks... HA!

Holy crap lowercase that is the best joke I've ever heard. One time at school I told that joke to about 5 people and it was hilarious.

Actually the Zen joke is one of my alltime favourites as well.

According to legend the best joke ever was thought of in a monastery. The monks travelled the countryside to tell everyone the joke but it was so funny that everyone stopped working and spent all the time laughing. Therefore the entire order committed suicide and the joke died in the grave with them.

Was something about marmelade...

(no seriously... I got it from one of my books, didn't make it up)

Originally posted by redneck
A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked,\"Hey fellow, why the long face?\"

You stole my joke!!!
That's the funniest joke in the world though.

By the way, I don't get the Zen Budist one.