So I did the fart challenge simply because I could not resist. The dream took place in a mall of all places, though not just any mall, it was a snobby mall. It had all of the top designer stores that 90% of people never enter in their entire life, complete with all of the richies walking around like they owned the place. I decided to head for the food court, where the highest concentration of people usually reside. Needless to say, it was quite a crowd, and I worked my way right into the heart of it.

Once in position, I loosed my fart (it actually wasn't as epic as I had planned for it to be, but it sufficed). Due to the level of sound that accompanied the flatulence, everyone around me noticed immediately. I already had a few head turns by the time I called out "It was me!", one of which came from the snobby lady in front of me that tossed the dirtiest look I've ever seen a DC cast. Most people around me just took a few steps back, a few even went as far as to enter a different line! One kid busted out laughing behind me with his dad, whom didn't seem too pleased. It was pretty entertaining to experience