ADVANCED TASK:
Soo last night i'd just had a false awakeneing... I knew, as always, that it was probably a dream, but to verify i grabbed a book and red text... it said the red fox jumped over the yellow fence in big bold letters... I tried to change it to green, but instead the entire page turned into some article about cow reproduction or some crap... I was like yesssss reality check fail!!! anyways then i pissed off this big huge guy... who tried to stab me with some sharp metal object...I was like screw this... and used my gigantic muscles to stab my hand through his chest. I beat another DC who happened to be there with his flailing body, then spun around to try to get him off my arm.
Then, I thought of the dream task. I tried turning myself directly into a girl, but it wouldnt stay. So then I thought. hey, if i kill myself, I can make myself respawn as a girl. So i tried to get myself ran over by a car. What happened was, i didnt kill myself, but i made myself into an insane freak bent on destryogin things, and then switched entities with a female that was trying to keep me from destroying things. This guy who I nearly got to ran me over was extremely pissed off, and very large. I was explaining to him how we could use these yellow sticks of chemicals to bait him and trap him for long enough for the man to escape. I was afraid that he was going to rape me or something, because he was huge and burly and i just had a little nerdy scientist with me... but the charachter that resembled me came up and killed the guy before he could. Then I petted my character's hair, and he snuggled up against me, and the dream ended right when it was getting good. Guess no fantasies as the opposite sex for me!