Thread: Task of the month for July 2009

Would it count if I ate so many hot dogs and/or hamburgers that my stomach exploded?

Originally Posted by Plathix

Would it count if I ate so many hot dogs and/or hamburgers that my stomach exploded?

That sounds like it would be awesome.

I'm gonna keep this simple

MY FAILED ATTEMPT AT THE ADVANCED TASK


I was in a car with someone. I realized I was dreaming, then told myself that all the cars were transparent. I commanded the driver to hit all the cars, and we easily passed through them all. I hopped out of the car. My face felt all crunched up, and as I walked over to a fire hydrant to stabilize, my eyes closed. I knew the dream was fading, so I spun to remain lucid. I pictured the inside of a plane cabin (I wanted to explode after skydiving ) But I ended up in a bedroom. I then lost lucidity.

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

That sounds like it would be awesome.

I know, but would it count?

It should definitely count for the basic task. I don't know if just having your stomach explode is enough to complete the advanced task though.

I completed the basic task, which really shouldn't be worth noting.

Basically I was lucid standing around outside, I was thinking about what to do, the task of the month came to mind and suddenly I realize there is a barbecue next to me with a bunch of wieners on it. I grab one and eat it and think that I will explode afterward. It tastes just like a regular sausage, it was really long but I finished it in like 2 bites. Nothing happened after the first one, so I ate a second. I did a countdown, thinking it would help me explode but instead I woke up in bed

I did the basic task! Yay! ...It was easy

(Ignore the weirdness)
So I was running from Davey Johns's (or whatever his name was. It's the squid guy from The Pirates of the Caribbean) pirates with a friend of mine. We were running by many houses. We saw some cartoon character walk into one house so we went to look what he was doing there. Somehow we started arguing and didn't manage to enter the house. We though that we had already lost the pirates, but suddenly there appeared a lot of people with striped clothes. We realized that they are the pirates. Somehow I don't really like this setting and realize that I'm dreaming. At first everything started to fade and I thought I was going to wake up, but then everything became really clear. I was still wondering why everyone was wearing striped clothes and then I sort of explained it to myself - stripes mean movement, information movement too. Supposedly those people were sending information to the pirates ^^'
Either way we start walking somewhere. We're walking across meadows of some sort, towards a little town. (We pass by my older brother with his friends. I thought he was dreaming too.) I think about what to do and remember that I wanted to do the task of the month. I try to remember it and remember that I have to explode. I start trying to explode, but realize I don't really want to explode and decide that I'll explode after I eat the hamburger. So I look at the town and think that when I turn back, there will be a hamburger stall there. I turn to something else, then turn back and there really is one. We get there and ask for a hamburger. The shopkeeper says that she can only give us hamburger ice-cream. There's another stall there too so we go to it. This time I ask for a hot-dog. The shopkeeper is a dumb blonde =_= She gives me a hot dog with lettuce in it, but she holds it too tight and the lettuce falls out. She asks me if I want the lettuce. I say that I do, she starts asking me if I really want it as it has already fallen out... I finally say no and she gives me the hot dog. I start eating it, but there's something weird in it. I take out everything that was in the hot dog and put it onto the shopkeeper's table. Between everything there's also a diaper. Then th diaper turns into a paper knife. My friend accuses the shopkeeper of trying to kill me and we walk out to somewhere.
I know my friend isn't really there and that she's actually just a DC so I say something weird and she says she'll go find the real her? I say good bye to her and wake up.

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

It should definitely count for the basic task. I don't know if just having your stomach explode is enough to complete the advanced task though.

That's my question.

I don't see why it wouldn't count, technically a part of me is exploding, right?

Sorry I haven' t been around the past few days, busy as hell. They'll all be caught up shortly.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Sorry I haven' t been around the past few days, busy as hell. They'll all be caught up shortly.

Could you answer my question?

Would it count if I ate so many hotdogs and/or hamburgers that my stomach exploded?