Haha, it's sad, but true. Ubuntu, despite being free and open source, is more user friendly and easy to use than XP in my experience.

Anyway, to teh compy:

Name: Kicksey-Winsey (Anybody who gets that reference is automatically my best friend.)
OS: Dual Booting between Windows XP Home Edition and Ubuntu Linux 6.06
GPU: Intel Integrated 82845 G, 64 MB
RAM:512 MB
HD:80GB, 50 in NTFS for XP, ~30 in Ext3 for Linux, plus a 250GB external with my music and other files on it that I share between both.
Processor:Intel Celeron 2.9 Ghz
Keyboard:Compaq somethingorother. Dunno, but the keys are all thin and funky. I like it.
Mouse:Some no-name wireless optical thingamajig.. Got it bundled with a wireless keyboard for $15. Stopped using the keyboard 'cuz it's keys got stuck sometimes. Mouse works okay, but it bugs me sometimes.
Monitor: Compaq FS7600. 19". Bulky. Good picture quality and refresh rate, though. Still want something thinner.