I identify as a hacker in the wider sense of someone who enjoys working with computers. That's pretty much what it used to mean. A lot of people are annoyed that when it came into more widespread use it was redefined to refer to criminal activity, and still use it in the old sense. Theres lots about this sort of thing online, though the links I found on Wikipedia seem a bit too verbose.

In the other sense - no. I'd be no good anyway - I feel physically very nervous about anything like that, probably partly because of a rather combative experience with a school IT department.

I'm pleased to announce that, after my vote, the majority of Dreamviews users are now hackers. Hows that for scary?