Send it to me, I need an iBook anyway...

Some links that may be of assistance:

http://mij.oltrelinux.com/ibook/cleaning_keyboard/
http://www.ehmac.ca/mac-ipod-help-tr...rd-whoops.html - Look at the bottom of the page here for similar threads with more answers.
http://forums.macworld.com/thread/38563
http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=181348

Hope one of those helps.