25 reasons why a computer makes an ideal partner

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A computer is always ready when you are. A computer obeys your every command. A computer never gets a headache. A computer will respect you in the morning. A computer doesn't cause problems, it solves them. A computer accepts you the way you are. A computer listens to reason. A computer doesn't snore. A computer won't take you for granted. A computer never compares you to its past lovers. A computer doesn't take forever in the bathroom. A computer doesn't have a father who owns a shotgun. A computer won't take up all your closet space. A computer is a lot smarter than anyone else you've dated. A computer won't leave hard-to-remove stains on your sheets. A computer won't embarrass you in front of your parents or friends. A computer doesn't make you feel guilty about anything. A computer won't grab all the blankets in the middle of the night. A computer will never ask you to spend your holidays with its family. A computer won't use up all the hot wather in the shower. A computer won't get upset if you just roll over and go to sleep. A computer won't leave you if it finds out you've been unfaithful. A computer won't make you sign a pre-nuptial agreement. A computer can't testify against you in court. A computer can't give you herpes. Shamelessly stolen from dinside.no.