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Dreams weren't as good this week. I remember some more dreams but they faded from memory quick.

Jamie

A dream we were at a restaurant. we were clasping our hands over a table as if we had just decided something. that or i was proposing something and she said, "yes." The feeling was happy and exciting. That's all.

Dog

Was walking my dog through a forest. He actually started talking to me. He said he was walking funny because the ground was poisoned so I should be careful where I walk him.

Guns

I was in a house with someone. Another guy broke in with a gun. The other guy said for me to put my gun down or something because it was going to cause a legal issue. I did and my friend shot the intruder from behind.

I wish I remembered more...

Stalked

First dream. I was at work kind of flirting with some girl. She would talk to me and then someone else and then talked to me again.

Dream shifts to when I am walking home in a town I think is Chilliwack. I go down this alleyway by this abandoned house. I decide to explore but inside is all blue. Behind me two people are following and I can hear them saying, "He's going down that way, follow him," or something like that. I leave the abandoned house through a secret exit and wind up on a street however i can still hear the people following me. I pick up my pace to a run.

I definitely hear the two men approaching behind me so I suddenly turn around and run at them. One guy said, "What? why are you running AT us?

I took the one blonde guys arm and snapped it in half. I threw the other guy against a wall and crushed his head a few time I was yelling, "Don't follow me and leaver her alone don't come back or I'll kill you." I realised the girl from work had been walking with me all along and was staring at me beat the guy up.

WTF

I was at some outdoor concert with my brother in some stands. I noticed something like a tall tree in the sky and kept watching it. Some power line fell on the tree and caused it to spin. The tree was tangled with the wire and started spinning fast and somehow disappeared into a vortex. I was thinking, "That can't be right, no way a tree was that tall and then vanished."

Behind the clouds I saw a giant Godzilla sized snake flying through the air in the distance. It was twirling around and seemed to be flying in random directions. Somehow it seemed to be coming closer. I pointed it out to my brother and said, "We have to leave... now!" He agreed.

It transitioned to us driving away from the outdoor arena through a large city. People were taking to the streets and seemed to be in a hurry. Some sort of bridge stopped us and we had to get out and walk. We walked under another bridge and we were only a block from home. We almost got trampled by people running away and hit by cars desperately trying to get away.

My dream self is a violent prick lately.

At Work (frag)

I'm standing by the grill where I work. It looks exactly like the place where I work. Only there is lots of cleaning going on. The toaster is taken off the table and lots of people are wiping things down to make it shiny.

Nomad (frag)

Frag where I am talking to Nomad. He invites me to come visit him in Hawaii.

Dog (frag)

A brief flash of playing with my dog at home.

Note: I wbtb here at 4:30 am. No lucids but some vivid dreams.

Field and Complex (full NLD)

I am outside walking in a familiar field. I go up a small foothill and find a large white building.

I enter the building and wander many hallways. Inside I find Kaomea at a big computer console with someone else. She's wearing a nice tank top with a pink overcoat. I forget what we say. She calls me a "fucking Loser" at some point for no reason. I get mad at her and grab her by the coat and start pounding her face in. She sort of cries but does nothing else.

I leave the complex with the other guy. At some point its confusing to get out. We both have to climb a large fence outside to get back to the field. I remember falling off the fence at one point and kind of rolling on the ground.

Underground Waterpark (full NLD)

I'm with some kid going through and underground tunnel system. We keep going through winding passages and then up some step. At the top of the steps are the openings to water slides. I immediately Jump in after the boy. The whole experience is fun and then I land in a large pool.

I realize I still have pants on so I look for a change room. I think I go into one but enter tunnels again and now I am lost.

Fight over TV (full NLD)

Starts off... I'm in my house watching T.V. with some kids.

Asuka walks by and I follow her downstairs. She enters another living room and sits in front of the T.V. there and she tells me she's going to watch her show.

I go back upstairs and tell my kid that I'm going to watch my show now. The dream then diverges... the latter fragment I'll show later. My kids kicks and screams that he wants to watch his show... it makes me mad so I yell and yank his arm a little but not too rough. His friend intervenes and pushes me away and then morphs into a golden retriever guard dog. I morph into a dog as well and tower over him still and step up to him and over him to show dominance (I think i got this from watching Cesar millan but can't be sure). Someone else is in the room. I turn around and see a semi cartoonish version of Louie from Life with Louie... umm ok. I guess it's the kids dad. I turn back and the kid now looks like a miniature version of Louie. I step back and let the kid go with his father.

TV (frag)

When I go back up the stairs and enter the living room I ask to use the TV and the kids say it's okay. I sit down and ask my son how to use the remote system because it's confusing.

False Flag Terrorism (full NLD)

Starts off Me and Asuka are flying to a version of Toronto at Night time. We land by a large building. It has an open foyer with no doors so I go inside.

I see a man going up some steps with a group of teens following him. It looks suspicious so I cloak myself and follow them up many flights of stairs. The kids are placing what looks to be miniature nuclear bombs on walls and pipes. I head downstairs.

I pull out a cell phone to dial 911. but the phone redirects me to 415 which is apparently the 911 of the city? Some man answers the phone and I tell him what i saw but he doesn't seems to believe me. I get downstairs and ask some guy what address we are at. he gives me a clear name of that street but the other street sounds garbled. I ask him to repeat but that street comes out of his mouth garbled again. I give the garbled version to the operator and he thanks me and says someone will be on their way.

I tell Asuka about it she opens a portal and we wind up back home. She pulls up the internet on her phone and says that the incident is from a fake terrorist organization. They go around making fake bombs and making fake threats to make whatever group they want look bad,then the government responds to these false flag operations and start wars. I find her explanation rather perplexing when I wake up.

Angry

I was at some stalled vehicle by the side of the road and arguing with some middle aged guy. I remember throwing up my hands and walking away from the car. The older guy followed me and said "Ok now that we're away from the car... you're gonna get it," and he attacked me. I fought back and kicked his ass.

Helping a Tgirl

I don't know why I was called upon to help a Thai Transvestite... But I was there. She was in some bathtub and her boyfriend was mouthing her off,,, saying he only liked her because she had a dick... either than that... she was useless. She protested a bit and he hit her. The guy looked had a gunther mustache.


I went up to him and threw him threw a window. She gets out and thanks me... I stare... but not trying to stare downwards... She gets dressed and we go to a secret asian T girl club where she brags about how I saved her and they all gather around me excitedly. There's one that still has a man structured face that is smiling and winking at me. i slip out and leave before before get asked to one of their places for "coffee" or something.

House.

I go to a house that is apparently my house... I seem remember a wolf prowling around earlier. walk into the house but my memory fades.

House lucid

I was Semi lucid at the house in the living room. I saw my grandma sitting on the couch and was watching some TV. I sensed Asuka nearby but ignored that for some reason. I went to a hallway and found a door. I opened it and found... another door! I opened that and only saw a really small cup board space that I could barely fit my arm through. I went and found a door on the other end of the hall. I opened it and... another door behind that. Opened the next one and there was another door behind that... err. and another and another. I got fed up and pushed the door down and it revealed a staircase. But I woke up before I could walk up.

New guitar song:

House wtf.

I'm in some strange house that is a lot like a base of some kind. For some reason I think a bunch of giant snakes are going to take over the place so I run up some stairs and enter this large area outside on the roof.
I look behind one corner and see the tail end of a large red snake... It's bigger than a boa. So I run a ways and turn another corner and see a gigantic red bird... It's like twice my size and it's coming after me. I see a crumpled popcan and throw it at the bird, and then the bird chases it LOL. I enter through a window and make my way downstairs. And I know this place... like the back of my hand. anyway i enter a large room and I'm humming Spring from Vivaldi's four seasons... and everyone starts humming along their different parts it's like an acapella symphony. I wait and then chime in at a soprano line but eventually near the end there' a high note i can't reach so I shrug and leave the room.

I wind up on some country road walking towards my brothers house.

Asuka

A vague dream about me and asuka in our house... I don't recall many details.

Asuka is gonna die???

I'm walking with some familiar people in some town. We find a bench somewhere and begin writing some contract about our association. The waking life version of asuka arrives, everyone is skeptical at first at her being in our group but they eventually allow her to sign the contract. She walks away and then I leave the group and enter a building like a school.

In the school I fly down into some dark place. My guides, dad and brother is there. I have this weird white energy stuff in my hands. I find a place where I've been storing it and put it in the place that I fel best. I go to the darker place again where my guides are and sit down. They ask me if that's all the energy i could find. I said for now it is, and it better be enough or Asuka might not make it... I then hang my head feeling sad.

Epic Fail at fooling me.

At first I'm with some guy i know from a construction crew.... He's drving me to someplace... for some reason my dad thinks he's trying to fool me. But i say it's ok. I'm in the back of his truck and he drives me to someplace like my house. There I'm on some computer talking to asuka... but the asuka I'm talking to on chat isn't saying typical Asuka things... more things like K would say. I realize that K is trying to impersonate asuka over chat. Thise pisses me off and I want to type something mean like, "just fuck off enough is enough,". But for some reason i can't figure out how to type what I want to say.

I run around the yard and people are there with all kinds of letters. I pick up the letters from them and try to organize them into my message.

Weird Bitch.

I'm at my inner world house in my backyard. Asuka is behind me.. I think and she's wearing a pink coat. My dad and brother are trying to get a ladder on the roof. They resort to trying to throw the ladder over the roof. In one attempt the ladder gets halfway on the roof and then slides back and hits my dad in the face. I'm like, "Shit are you ok?" ut he doesn't even flinch and tries again. He throws the ladder on the roof and it just slides down on the other side of the house. Nomad flies through a portal on a metal surfboard and rides the slanted roof and jumps landing beside us.

Missing Time

I wind up at some other house with some people I know. I am taking a nap in their living room when some short girl with tanned skin and almond eyes starts making out with me. Definitely not asuka... anyway there's a vague impression of having sex.

Fa, and I'm in the living room with the girl and her 10 children. She says that we are to be married and I will help look after her children. all the children run up to me as the woman leave the room to check out their new "dad." They start interviewing me. I am talking to some really fat girl and asking her if they really are all the woman's kids. She says yes and asks me if I will feed them all. I say yes, but due to my budget they will be eating considerably less than they are use to, so there will be times where they will be slightly hungry. The girl asks if that means that she will die of starvation. I tell her no, it just means she's going to lose some weight.

Missing time

I'm in the same house and bunch of guys are over. I'm looking for the woman and wondering when she will leave to my house with me and the kids. Some guy keeps telling me to shush about it, i get the impression the other guys aren't supposed to know. I head towards outside, I go down the stpes toward the door and spot the woman walking past me but she doesn't even look at me.

I'm outside and she comes out a second later with a woman in a pink jacket... The woman starts yelling at me saying, "I can't believe you made out with me and gave me all your germs." Like it was my fault.

I say, "Oh no bitch... it was you who went and seeduced me. You started kissing me.... It was all you." She looks like she's losing the argument but then ignores what I said. She starts pulling my arm violently and her freind grabs the other arm. They drag me across the front lawn and the other guys are coming out of the house. I can't tell if it's to watch me get beat up or to join in on beating me up.

Weird

I'm driving with some guy and someone else near didsbury. We decide to go on a dangerous climb.

Later I'm swimming underwater with these people... and we go through some hole and wind up in a cave. It turns ut the whole lake is contained in a gigantic blue rubber thing and there was ways to get out and just be underneath the water and be dry. It looks pretty cool. We also go around and explore these caves.

Mixing drugs.

I'm in some chem lab mising all these white substances. I am trying very carefully to get the proportions right.

★★★

Mom

Vague dream where I am talking to my mom. She was saying that she was dead now. I asked where she died... She said in some room. I asked for the specific location, because she is still missing and my family needs to confirm her death. She seemed trouble by my questions and started flipping out.

Mom again

Vague dream about chasing my mom up a hill.

Weird

I'm on some sort of cliff overlooking a shoreline. There's a bridge people are building, we have to roll the beginning pieces of the bridge to the edge of the cliff and fasten them. At first they appear to be too big for anyone to move, but some how i manage to move a large piece all by myself. I have trouble fastening it to the cliff. But then i notice these clamps that are set up on the cliff. I mess with the clamps until they hold onto the cliff tightly.

Dad

i'm with my dad in some weird construction site. I have to slide down some walls in order reach some black buckets that's all I remember.

Buying Coffee

I'm driving with my brother when we pull up to a tim hortons coffee chop. We go through the drive thru, but the drive thru leads inside. My brother says i have to pay myself. We drive in and I'm no longer in the car, so i try to pay for my drink. An Asian guy is selling me the coffee and he gives me the price. I can't hear him well so i pay witha quarter and a nickel. He says he doesn't want a nickel but a dollar. He acts like I was trying to rip him off. I find four quarters in my hand in the change. i hand it to him and he smiles. I then go outside to where my brother is parked.

Yeah

Vague sex dream with asuka

HH

I had a brief Hypnagogic flash of someone holding a card in front of me. it read "Bow down". The image faded. I said "hell no"

Captain Janeway reads my dream journal

I remember pulling up to some nightclub with some people. We get out of a car and it's night time. The guys say we have to reposition Captain Janeway's bed in the trunk. Apparently she's injured or something and tied to a bed and we have to shift the bed's position ever once in a while.

I open the trunk and she's tied to some bed. We talk for a bit. I try to move her but I touch her feet, when i do that her toe almost falls off. It's soft and mushy like uncooked sausage... when you don't handle it carefully it falls apart. She looks shocked but kind of faking it. She then tells me thank you for shifting her bed, she said she knows from reading my dream journal that I had to do this for my mother recently.

Super WTF party.
(Note: lots of sexual content don't read if you are offended)

I remember being at some large party. I remember it was at my house. By the living room some guy was sitting up high some where taking pictures.

Outside some guy was trying to fight one of my old friends. I got in between them and pushed them away from each other. I'm like "Don't hit Brad... he's my friend... or was years ago in school" They agree not to fight. I see brad begin to walk away but the other guy pulls a small metal ladder out of nowhere and hits brad in the back of the head with it. Then brad gets something metal also and hits the other guy with it. now they are having a full fledged fight.

I go back to the entrance of the house and some people are watching. I ask one guy to give me his cell phone and I'll call the police. He hands it to me, but just then a cop car pulls up and the police start hauling the fighters away.

I go inside and now the party seems to be winding down. I go down some stairs and see a line of people playing a game, in the line the one person has their hands on the next person's hips. I go back upstairs to avoid them. I find myself in a living room and I see Shawna sitting on the couch in boy form. His/her eyes are waide as if he saw something that he shouldn't have seen. Just then some Transvestites knock on the door and enter the place. They have manly faces that aren't even tempting. I try to find a place to sleep.

I go into another living room area that seems to be empty. I sit down on a chair. Then i notice that there are people there... they aren't sleeping but having an orgy. Oh well if i can't sleep i might as well watch. I spot a couch where two lesbians are making out. One turns to me and gives me a seductive look. A third woman comes up from the one cushion of the couch. then a fourth woman comes out. The other three women disappear.

The remaining woman comes up to me and starts making out with me. The kissing is weird. lots of tongue, so for a second i'm worried if i am acting like a pig. She stops, and now she's naked. She moves toward me about to get on me. I wonder if this is actually happening, but it feels real enough. She gets on and we start having sex. I do a few quick thrust but get kind of tired. I don't like doing fast sex like you see in porno movies so i go slower. i look down and see that she is gushing. I can't remember when but suddenly we switch positions. i am still sitting and now i'm doing her from behind. It feels ackward, then my perception goes to where our parts are mingled and i can see that i'm not completely in. I shift myposition a bit and now everything works nicely. But now i can't feel much so i shift a bit so that my foreskin hits the edge of her vagina where it enters. There, now it feels better. I look forward and notice she has a soul patch where her crotch begins. After a while she stops, she looks back at me and says "Damn your great" then she gets of and starts leaving. Did she just use me? i say "hey, where are you going" She turns to me again and now has a different face. She says don't worry, she'll be back. she goes to kiss me again but i wake up.

★★★

nomad's apartment

All i remember was being outside an apartment building and remembering that Nomad lived there. I was walking around and doing something i forget.

fight.

Brief dream where I'm outside some buildings. theres a young boy and a man there. for some reason i don't like the man. We somehow get in a small fight. I try to hurt him but the restrain myself from doing so.

Basement

I'm in a basement. My room is all messy and there's clothes all over the floor. I go into another rooma nd it's filled with some construction guys. they seem rather rowdy and I don't like them.

Later i am looking at a japanese newspaper. I flip through the pages and see a colour at. The title says "MoSh Moon". i see a picture of manga. In it i see a cartoon version of myself sitting on a couch at night time. beside me is a Rico suave dude. Beside him is Asuka, who's smiling. In the picture i Look unhappy, my head is reasting on my one hand and I look sad.

Kung fu

Vague dream of going through section 7 of the tiger and crane kung fu set. This is the section with crane beaks. I remember doing a series of movements and then switching the movements with the opposite sides of my body. making pecking motions with my hands.

★★★★

super WTF Asuka

Ok... this is weird. I'm sitting on a chair in my house. Above me is a tiny woman floating in the air. She starts twirling and then she spins too hard. I hear a woman's voice say "oh no she's spinning to her death.". The small woman twirls around faster and looks like she is close to death. My perception zooms to 3rd person view, and I see asuka grab the woman from in front of her face. she then says "gotcha"

fight

I have a FA in my room. Some big guy enters and attacks me. I forget how But I easily kill him. I am easily amazed at how easy it was. I see Raven (some guy from didsbury) behind him with a shoe horn. I think he's going to attack me so i grab the shoehorn from him and start beating him with it. He offers no resistance... the shoehorn is more like a crowbar now. The person just stands and looks at me with blood pouring out his eyes. The look is haunting.


Lucid

This Starts off in some Lab where i am helping someone make a pill mixture. The person tells me to mix themmyself. I do and put them in a machine that makes the pills. After i put them in they come out all black and drooping with goup. I obviously made them wrong.... Anyway I ate some of them...

I left and was walking down the street. I could feel the pills kicking in. I thought they were ritalin or something. For a second I thought had taken too much and would have a speed trip. But I forgot when I neared my house. I can't remember exactly when But I became lucid. i neared my house and saw three rowdy llama dogs. They kind of growled at me, chased each other in a circle and then ran to the back of the house. I started yrelling "Asuka asuka asuka" really fast for some reason.


I walked up to the front of the house where there were some steps. There was no front door so I went around to the left side walking on the driveway. I came across a 2 step up that led to a platform that led to the side entrance of the house. Ok, this part was exactly like the house I use to live in chilliwack.


I walked up to the door and opened it. Before me was an entrance way with a place to hang up your coat. Asuka was there. But she didn't even look at me. Usually, she greets me at the door with a smile and a hug. But this time she wouldn't even look at me. She was hanging something up and I asked. "Hi, how are you."

"fine" she said but still refused to look at me.

"don't ignore me" I said and she brushed past me and went out the door. I walked into my house and saw that it was filled with unfamiliar people and quite a few of them. A short girl walked passed me and I recognised her as Shawna. She didn't look at me either. Standing closest to the door was a man who looked like a ghost, all grey, and he was smiling to myself. He seemed harmless so I ignored him (boy was I wrong). To my left i saw another Asian woman sitting in a dining room at a table. She looked at me but said nothing. I turned right down the hallway. and to my right again was a kitchen. i entered it and I saw two children. A girl and a boy. Right, these were the kids I let stay at my house the night before... what were they still doing here?

the little girl took my hand and held it. the boy looked at me and smiled.

"what's your name?" I asked her.

"Chantaral!" she replied. Strange name.... i've heard of Shantee, or Chantal.... but never Chantaral. Weird. I then remembered something wasn't right with asuka. I was going to look for her. I went back to the hallway where the weird guy was still standing and smiling by the entrance way.

"hey, guys" I said "this is a DREAM!" I declared. The asian woman was still staring at me.

The man nodded and said "good". I began to feel the dream destabilize.

"'scuse me for a moment" I said to the man and put my hand on the ground. Time to use time dilation. I looked at my hand on the ground and it was crooked and started counting. "1,2,3,4,5,1,2,3,4,5" i said. Shit I thought I'm counting my fingers instead of counting upwards. But none the less a familiar force was pushing my hand down more that my arm started wavering. I started counting again while trying to visualize time slowing down. I found that hard to do and then the dream fell apart.


some HH

I was entering a dream lucid. I was in the middle of a conversation with two people at the dining room table. there was a man I didn't recognize sitting with asuka. I asked the man who he was. He gave a false name. "I'm her teacher/ He's my teacher" they both eerily replied in unison.

more HH

I was entering another dream. i saw asuka sitting up in bed with an ugly man beside her. Asuka was holding a flat computer monitor and projecting it towards something. I saw this from the side view