...from the dark corners of my mind...

DJ Log: May 19, 2012 – 7:15AM (USA Eastern)
• NON-DREAM • NOTES • DREAM • LUCID •

I am trying to take a photo of something, but my camera flash will not fire. I try several times, then pull the head off the flash and find that the xenon tube has burned out and melted a hole in the diffuser.

DJ Log: April 30, 2011 – 5:30AM (USA Eastern)
Text color legend: · NON-DREAM · NOTES · DREAM · LUCID ·

I am watching a DC photographing a family posing in front of a muslin backdrop. They are all sitting on an upside-down boat and the backdrop is a generic farm scene. They say “cheese” every time the flash goes off, but the photographer is not happy with the picture, so they keep taking another. While passing by, I notice that the camera has a large fisheye lens on it. I say to the photographer, “Ooh, you're using THAT lens?” I walk off as the photographer looks at me like I have two heads.