BlairBros' Adventures

29/4/16 (From yesterday so detail probably eroded)
Dream 1: There was a football panel show where they were splitting up players in an upcoming match into good and bad.

Fragment: Something to do with accuracy at school.

Dream 2: Playing a game of football, one big ruckman dominating.

Dream 3: Getting in to ES;L beta and playing, still just a dream sigh.

28/4/16
Dream 1: I was in the Mexican army, there was a controversy where two people were caught having sex. There was a debate about whether it was consensual or not, and it seemed like it started off fine but then he got violent.

Dream 2: I was walking along local streets with my dad and grandpa, trying to get home. About halfway there we found a café and stopped in there. My dad ordered this strange beer for us and My grandpa an I got a newspaper and started looking at the sports section. We starting talking about the football and the injuries for our favourite team.

Dream 3: I was at basketball training and everybody was stuffing up the passing in a weave drill. After a while the coach called us in and yelled at us for our terrible skills lol.

27/4/16
Dream 1: My little brother was playing on the couch. I was somewhere else in the room changing up my deck in Hearthstone.

Dream 2: I was at a famous metal concert venue, the very first metal gig in history was played there. The likes of Black Sabbath, Mayhem and a made up solo woman had all played there. I was taking a tour around and the guide pointed out how the glass in the windows was double plated to withstand the sound waves, as well as the giant wall of amps that formed the backdrop of the stage.

Fragment: Woman making out with me.

26/4/16
Recall is... :/
Fragment: Talking about turning a guy into fibreglass.

25/4/16
Dream 1: I had a dream where I had woken up recalling two earlier dreams, both featuring a giant character who may or may not have been made from fire/lava.

Dream 2: A whole bunch of people were whingeing about the upcoming Hearthstone expansion, complaining that it was horribly imbalanced and that only getting the latest set of packs in arena would destroy the game and stuff like that.

Dream 3: I was on a plane and getting really bad service from an air hostess (or whatever the PC term is now hehe), she was spilling drinks on me and ignoring me and so forth.

Fragment: Going to university to download something instead of doing it at home cause it was big.

24/4/16
Dream 1: I was in a lab at uni with an ousb board which I was tinkering with. I went out of the lab to get something and came back to find my board gone, so I went to the people in charge and asked if they had seen it. One of them came back with it and said they had been running some weather pattern program on it and apologised for taking it.

Fragment: Playing Elder Scrolls Legends

Dream 2: I was at a basketball stadium which the local priest had poured a lot of money into to revamp it. We had a bit of a party and after the priest's speech I took part in the inaugural game. I didn't play too well and got dunked on early, but I think I improved.

Dream 3: I was in a luxury hotel room where they had 7 course feasts for a few different cuisines. I first tried the Chinese one and then saw they had a Mongolian one so I decided to try that as I hadn't had Mongolian food before. It had a lot of soups and stews and was quite yummy.

23/4/16
Dream 1: I was reading a newspaper where there was an interview with some supreme SJW person or something. I turned over to the back for the sport pages and saw Essendon had beat Collingwood, just, they were being called the "Northumbermen".

Dream 2: I was in an industrial estate place in a nearby suburb with a whole bunch of people from my year level from high school. The details slipped away when I woke up however.

Fragment: A with thing at PAX

22/4/16
Fragment: I was playing the Elder Scrolls Legends beta

Dream 1: I was on a tram heading towards a place a decent length away from the city. I got off and met up with a girl from my high school. I saw there was a Dr Who exhibit on and I knew she loved Dr Who so I asked her to come with me. We went in and there was an impersonator of the Doctor and the girl got very excited. I didn't care much about the show or anything but it was good to make her happy. After that we parted ways, she went on a bus and waved and smiled goodbye to me. I then saw a tv I think where a little girl was running on the Olympic team. The story showed how initially she was 5 seconds slower than anyone else but now she had just beat everyone else to win. I then caught a bus and got off and walked into a building where another friend was. We started talking about sport. I told him how James Harden had won the game for the Rockets, he said he knew about it, then it morphed into me playing basketball.

Dream 2: A FA where I was writing down the details of the previous dream (DOH! I really should have got lucid off of that)

Dream 3: I was in a public gym place in a park doing exercise. I was doing a tricep pull thing for a while, then an old guy came up to me and started talking about athletics. I didn't recognise him but then I remembered that I had got my athletics shorts off of him, or the other way round, I don't know it was pretty weird.

21/4/16: (Forgot to write this up and then was out all evening, better late that never. Therefore the details are probably lacking as I have forgotten them)
Dream 1: I was at university going up and down the escalators to various floors, I don't know why.

Fragment: I was trying to sign up to a political party

Dream 2: My mum bought movie tickets for us, but she accidentally got too many so she was trying to get a refund but they wouldn't let her. We then walked past a restaurant and tried to give away the tickets to the people inside.

Dream 3: I was at a country club place with my family, waiting outside the front around a bench. My little brother sat down on that bench so I told him that it was meant for people with stagefright and explained what that was.

20/4/16
Dream 1: I was catching the bus home when the stop before the one I would get off at a woman and her young kid got off. As they went off I told them that they could use these coupons to get free drinks from the bus driver. The tried that however the bus driver said the coupons actually meant that if they bought one drink they would get another for free. The two people didn't want to buy one, so they hopped off anyway. I felt a bit guilty about this, and tried to get off at my stop however the bus didn't stop at my stop. I got off afterwards and caught the bus back the other direction to get to my stop, however it happened again and I had to catch a bus 4 times to get off at my stop. Once I finally got off then I met an old friend.

Dream 2: I was playing Minecraft on a server. A few people were showing off their different medieval builds, however after I had seen a few of them I realised they weren't that good and some of my builds were better than theirs, so I invited them to come look at a town I had made.

Dream 3: There was music playing, I think metal but I'm not sure, however I was competing against my brother in some sort of game.

Dream 4: I was either on a train or sitting around somewhere on a bench with a few other people around my age. They were discussing different universities and the benefits and disadvantages of different ones. I told them about the different specialisations of the different uni's and what marks they would need to get in and stuff.

Dream 5: I was in a lecture rom and the professor was a stuttering old German guy, kind of like Dr. Strangelove. People were laughing at how he spoke until he got a bit angry. Someone asked whether he was a defector from WW2 Germany and he said he was, that he had escaped in 1943 to try and lead a better life.

19/4/16: This one comes a bit late as I've been sick. Possibly due to that while I know I had several more dreams than what I've written here I didn't have the wherewithal or focus to get up and write them down so I forgot them.
Dream 1: I was in the lab at university doing a test. I was with a few other people and we were finding the tensile strength of a couple of different types of metal.

Dream 2: I was living with my wife in a house when some sort of time stop happened and the house started filling with water As we were about to go under I broke free of the time stop, grabbed my wife and ran out to our plane/spaceship. We flew off and landed on an island. This island had a large cliff/mountain with a waterfall flowing down it, there was a cave next to that waterfall which we landed by. We started living in that cave, but then people started arriving and stuff so we flew off to Jupiter to escape them. We stayed there for a while until we got messages from our family and friends saying they wanted us back, so we flew back to the cave and found them all there waiting for us.

Dream 3: I was at my dad's house, an acoustic Agalloch song was playing and I was singing along. I went over to my bedside table and opened up the draw, taking out the handful of coins that were in there. I started examining them and admiring their beauty, all the while the song was still playing.

Fragment: Something to do with an old car.

Dream 4: I was in the city on a major street, near some tram tracks (was sort of like Elizabeth St in Melbourne). I wandered along the street for a while with my brother until we saw a taekwondo place up ahead. We went over there and climbed up some steps to head inside, except that door was locked. We turned around and there was a girl I used to know there (named Elizabeth coincidentally haha). She directed us to the proper entrance, down another flight of stairs, and we entered.

Dream 5: I was part of a video game I guess, people were split into different teams based on elements and I was tasked with sneaking into the fire teams tower to see what was going on. Once inside however I realised no one was in there, well that I could see, so I started snooping around. I walked into a circular room and I saw, carved into the far wall, a pedestal holding a glowing gold ring. I used my magic to knock the ring off, knowing it would be booby trapped, and then picked up the ring and put it on. I had found the legendary ring which could control people, like people telekinesis. As I turned around I saw a few fire guards approaching me, however I held them off with the ring and calmly walked outside. I found my brother nearby and beckoned him to come inside with me to see what I had found. He seemed skeptical but followed me inside. Those guards were still there and tried to rush us, but I stopped them with the ring and made them act like puppets.

Dream 6: There were people from the biggest loser on some post-show interview program. One family had 3 out of the 4 members dressed rather... provocatively, or shall I say not dressed very much, and as they entered the room the others recoiled in horror and disgust.

Fragment: Something about a camping trip.

18/4/16:
Dream 1: I was in a sort of basketball bootcamp/training camp with a whole bunch of other people. We were all being tested for different aspects of itnes as well as how well our shoes held up to workout.

Dream 2: I ended up sitting near one of my younger brother's primary school teachers. She started criticizing him and when I told her to calm down she went ballistic and started screaming (which is odd as she is fantastic IRL). I eventually managed to subdue her and then left, not wanting to be near her anymore.

Dream 3: I was on a train heading towards an art museum/gallery. My stepmum's parents were also there, talking amongst themselves and also to various random people on the train.

Dream 4: I was watching a video of an old guy flicking through a picture book which contained photos of all the best scenes from this old tv show. Whenever he pointed at one it would move to recreate the scene along with the audio, along with the studio audience laughing. It was like an old comedy duo involved in wars and colonization and stuff, and I remember it being quite funny.

Dream 5: NSFW I was in my bedroom with my brother when a woman came in and announced my brother would be part of a porno thing where 10 girls would come in and swap, one every ten minutes. The first one promptly came in and it began. I had to sit there and watch this, and after a while I asked the woman in charge if I could maybe have a go with the girls who weren't on at the time. she told me I couldn't for some made up reason so I still had to sit there doing nothing.

Fragment: Something about China.

I'm sure I had more but I couldn't will myself to get up and record due to tiredness)

17/4/16 (I had some really vivid and epic dreams last night )
Dream 1: I was in a minecraft world, similar to a map played on by youtubers which my brother tells me about. I fly around the map to look at all the stuff there and I see an area which he had pointed out for myself. I then check out a guys base and then play hide and seek for a bit with someone else.

Dream 2: I was a giant dragon, head of the tribe of dragons but my leadership was under threat. A rival dragon, huge and jet black, was leading a mutiny against me, and I had begun fearing for my life. I was near my house I believe when A swarm of smaller dragons appeared out of nowhere and rushed me. I heard a deep roar from the distance and new my nemesis was coming, so fighting off the smaller dragons was hopeless, so I took flight instead. I soared up into the sky; a few of the smaller dragons tried to follow me but my size enabled me to fly higher and faster than any of them, any of them except for the black dragon, who I could see on the horizon. I flew nearly up to the stratosphere and travelled to a refuge, or more likely a battleground as the black dragon was following me. After a while I landed in the backyard of my old house, exhausted, and a few seconds later the black dragon dropped down beside me. He and I exchanged a few words, about betrayal, violence and acceptance. I knew I was too tired to attempt to fight him, so I resigned myself to my fate. Instead of killing me though, like I thought he would, he instead shrunk me down, either to a tiny dragon size or a large human size (I was still around 8 feet tall). I was surprised, and looked at him only to discover a tear in his eye. "I need you" he said, revealing his true feelings for the first time, "I hold you in deep respect, and I need your advice. I want you to be my general." I was shocked by his generosity and humility, so I graciously accepted his offer. After this moment a small dragon arrived out of breath, acting as a messenger for the other dragons. "Tell them that this has been resolved, peacefully", the black dragon rumbled to the messenger, and as the messenger flapped away he turned to me and smiled. "friend", he finished.

Dream 3: I was in a house with about 3 or 4 other people, all of whom were activists for Bernie Sanders. We were cleaning up the house and preparing to leave, sensing something bad was going to befall us, when a few black vans appeared in the driveway. People in suits from the banks appeared out of them and strode towards the door. They pulled out their guns and we all ducked for cover. A couple of us fell to them immediately while the other two tried to fight them off. They killed a few but then were forced to retreat. We all hid in various parts of the room as they swept through, playing dead or simply hiding from sight. Eventually they left without finding any of us, so we all breathed a sigh of relief that the three of us had survived. In the aftermath we were sure that it was Hillary Clinton who had organised these hits, trying to stop us from voting. We slept overnight and then we woke up in the morning. I went outside with one of the guys to get the newspaper, but we saw a few lights flash as soon as we stepped outside. I pulled us back inside and just in time, as the front of the door was sprayed in bullets. We tried to escape out the back, but I don't know what happened after that.

Dream 4: I was in a large chamber with several totems with runes carved into them. Some crazy sorcerer summoned a storm dragon which he told me I had to defeat to prove my worth. I ran around the room, looking at all the runes, until I found a set which taught me a shout (skyrim). It was a cyclone shout, which I used against the dragon to buffet it away and create openings for my sword.

Fragment: Some kind of sexy time.

Fragment: Feedback from one of my lecturers about revision questions.

16/4/16
Dream 1: I was in a large public toilet along with a few other guys, I think we were being awarded points for our peeing ability, such as the strength, volume and distance. It was a weird dream to be sure.

Dream 2: There was a beautiful woman who was doing a vlog style video in the city with her boyfriend. She was wearing an extremely thin white crop top and tiny denim shorts, and as they were walking around it started to rain and her shirt became see through. The two started kissing at this and it devolved from there.

Dream 3: I was sitting in the car outside my house waiting for someone else when I noticed a few people who appeared to be coming either out of our house or nearby. One of these was an old woman who seemed to be swearing at us as she realised she was caught. As she passed by she threw a bunch of paper at me and was yelling, so I ripped up whatever it was and threw it back at her, telling her to do various things to various parts of herself or something to that extent. After this someone actually clambered out of the window of the house and started to run away so I started to chase after him.

Dream 4: I was forming a band with a few other guys. We all met up in a room somewhere and had a group meeting to come up with our band name and to start to write some songs. I think we had a drummer, guitarist, bassist and keyboardist.

Dream 5: I was playing in a basketball grand final. I think a few of our players were missing and only one of their players was any good, so I was playing a sort of one on one role against him. At one stage I stole the ball away from him but got called for a soft foul. My team ended up winnin however that guy on their team was distraught, so I went over and comforted him. We then celebrated after.

Dream 6: I was on a plane with my family and a bunch of other people taking part in a sort of Jaws simulation. As we went up the voiceover told us about the first movie, with a hologram beneath us showing a shark. The second movie was next, the hologram showing a fishing boat being rocked by storms. Then came the third movie, where they tricked us into thinking something went wrong and we plunged down towards the sea below us. A giant hologram o fa shark reared up out of the water and went to eat us, but we pulled up and continued to land on the other side of the water. Afterwards everybody rushed to the toilets, to relieve the bladders or stomachs I don't know.

Fragment: Something about my brother and I being out on the front lawn.

Fragment: Something about being in a locker room.

15/4/16 (My recall bounced back in abundance now all my assignments are done and I can relax. A lot of these will be related to the bridge project I was working on haha)
Dream 1: I was working on a large structure, like a dam or a bridge, but part of it broke off. Part of the wooden support structure broke, and I think some people who were on that part fell off as well :/

Dream 2: I was involved in some sort of military training camp along with a whole bunch of people from my high school. We were split into two teams, red and blue, for a simulation exercise. One team had to protect a world leader figure giving a speech and the other group had to assassinate that world leader. He was in a palace sort of building and my group were the attackers. We infiltrated the building slowly, some climbing up on the roof, others including me disabling their security systems. Once everything was secure the guys on the roof broke through the glass dome above the leader, dropped down on ropes and completed their mission. After this everyone started talking and giving feedback and stuff. After a little while a guy from the organisation running the show gave a spiel about how good we were and they would love to have us there permanently.

Dream 3: I was in the car with my dad driving through the suburbs. The traffic was horrendous and my dad was getting frustrated, so I started telling some jokes and stuff to lighten the mood. We ended getting almost stuck on a huge bridge but the traffic started to ease and we managed to escape without too much difficulty.

Dream 4: I was in my doctors practice, not sure why but I saw a sign inside about some competition going on. I walked up the stairs and saw a line of around 20 or so teenagers with one of them speaking chinese to a judge. (They were all second language) I listened for a bit and decided that my ability was better than theirs and entered the line to try and win the competition. A few more people spoke and only 1 or 2 of them seemed as good as me or better, so even though I hadn't prepared I felt reasonably confident of my chances. I can't remember whether I actually ended up giving a speech or not before the dream ended.

Fragment: My group didn't submit the assignment on time, were all blaming each other.

Dream 5: I was at Hogwarts along with, once again, a whole bunch of people from my high school. I believe I was enrolling there, not sure though, so I was getting set up with my student ID and email address and stuff. A Hagrid like figure was helping me with that. I looked around and saw a cople of friends I hadn't seen in years, waved to them and then returned to filling out my paperwork.

Dream 6: I was in a sort of minecrafty world at the top of a cliff. I believe I either fell down, flew down or scaled down the cliff and ended up right next to a giants camp. I froze, seeing one just ahead of me, knowing if he saw me I would be dead. I slowly backed away and then once past the cover of a large boulder began running back to find my way up the cliff. I saw there was a long hill path ahead of me that doubled back to lead back up to the top of the cliff, so I started walking along it. After a little bit I saw some odd looking structures on the side of the road, pretending to be part of the cliff face but I could see better. The first two looked deserted but the third one I could see had a couple of people hiding behind it. Sensing that they were bandits who were going to try and rob me I started to sprint, hoping I could get past them before they realised I was there. I think it worked, as I got past them and they didn't chase after me. I continued up the path and wound back at the top of the cliff, next to a very large tree.

Dream 7: I was once again on top of a cliff (different cliff haha) where a few people were hang-gliding off. At one edge of the cliff there was also a big stone railway bridge that went off into the clouds. From those clouds an old steam train appeared and slowly chugged in to a rest at the cliff station. My brother came off that train and over to me, telling me about his experiences there. He talked a lot about different kinds of blast beats and how the people on the train were doing them.

Dream 8: I was at basketball training with my coach and also two other coaches there. My one took charge of the session and while we were doing it the other two were judging his performance and then talking to each other about random stuff like their recent holidays. I think one of the coaches kids showed up at one point, and there was something about a stack of speakers.

Dream 9: NSFW A guy was having oral sex with a woman. After a while he asked if he could go down below and she agreed. As he did so he got a bit of gel from beside him on his finger and licked it. It was obviously a drug of some sort that he seemed dependant on for prowess. As he did this more and more and old guy materialised in front of him. It asked him whether he knew what he was doing, and whether it was a good thing. The guy ignored him but then the old man asked if whether he had many friends from doing this. The guy looked up and said he had 5 friends. The old guy asked how many of these were true, good friends and the guy, suddenly struck with realisation, whispered 'none'. The old man nodded, and then turned into grey and disappeared.

Fragment: My brother got a golden legendary in hearthstone and bragged about it to me.