Finally after a month-long dry spell I had my 500th lucid. Woo! Feels like a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders. The lucid was a short one, but I'm happy and excited again.
I'm sitting on a chair and as I look down I notice my legs are that of a woman. I have a short false awakening right after noticing my legs and in the false awakening I'm writing down the incident to my notebook. Another dream begins in which I'm with a friend of mine, Tony. We're standing on an open balcony just right above the surface of a lake. Tony tells me that he could throw his cellphone into the water to make it bounce like some rocks do. I try to shake the idea out of his head, but being the guy who does all kinds of weird and funny things, he tosses it anyway. The phone swings back like a boomerang, hits the roof and then suddenly starts bouncing above the water like a flat rock. Tony is so exhilarated by the weird thing that just happened that he straight up jumps into the water as well after his phone. I can't believe this is happening. I can't wait to tell others what I just witnessed. As he gets back I notice a dim light shining under the surface. I wonder what it could be. The light moves near to where I'm standing and I can see a dangler-fish. Tony must have awakened it and now it's searching for a possible prey. Suddenly the dangler fish jumps against the window - I'm suddenly behind a window - from which I'm looking at it. It falls to the balcony and stops moving. Holy! Now I see another similar creature moving near the balcony under the water. It seems more than three meters long so I quickly "nope" away from the window. I say : "Man eater" to my grandparents who are sitting on a living room, referring to the scary fish outside. I leave the house.
I find myself on a parking lot on a completely different scenery. This is where my other grandparents live. But wait, it's summer. It's as summer as it gets. I turn around, I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming. I try to see if the creature would follow me to the current dream scenery from behind the apartment building, but I find it unlikely. It wouldn't fit to the plot of this dream. 500. 5.0.0 I look down to my hands and they both have the right amount of fingers. Only a slight difference to my real ones. I feel a strong urge to take off to the sky for some reason. As if the sky wanted me there as I look up. I resist the urge and I think that the dream itself might make fly even if I didn't put conscious effort into it. I look up to a nearby tall tree. I want to climb it. No. I look down to my hands again and remind myself with the three-step technique. One - Stop. I don't even consider doing the second or third part, it feels like the stop part is enough for now. I walk to a nearby road and chant quietly to myself :" A door... door.. door." I would use it to teleport. 500. I want to reach Varion. Suddenly I remember Sensei's dare. Oh right, I could destroy the moon quickly before leaving. I try to spot it in the sky, but it's nowhere to be found. I know I could see it, even though it's midday. There's not even a single cloud on the sky though, so I bet there's no moon either. Then I simply start feeling hot. Wow, how can dream heat feel this real. It's summer inside my own mind, how? I stop to feel the sensation. I start taking off my socks because my feet are sweating.
I want to see what it would feel like to update my online dream journal more frequently, and if doing so would add to my practice. So here is a short lucid entry from some time ago. - I find I am a woman at a party which is held in a tall apartment building. The party is for a prince of somesort. I decide to steal two objects, I can't recall what the objects are, but they hold a high value. I grab the objects, but the prince notices me doing so. A pursuit begins. I quickly run through an open window and step to the edge. I make my way to the right facing the wall as I move. The prince steps outside and he still keeps following me. I reach a dead end and there's now an empty space on the edge between me and my pursuer. He offers his hand for me to reach for and he tries to negotiate about the object that has a smaller value to it. I tell him I would jump! I can see he likes about everything that is taking place. The action, my personality and that how I won't offer my self to him freely. I'm not like the other women at the party. The feelings are one-sided and I'm not interested in him. A gap in recall as he convinces me to come back inside. The situation cools down, or atleast the others think so, as they don't know that I still hold the more valuable object with me. Right as no one pays attention to me anymore, I take off running as fast as I can again. I'm suddenly outside on a different setting and as I'm running I can see weird, impossible "portal" opening in the middle of the scenery in front of me. I go through it and end up in a red- themed oriental corridor with many rooms. The place is like an illusion or a paradox. The portal was barely 10 centimeters wide. I run forward and the object I stole has transformed into a dagger. The dream changes and I'm observing some Lord of the Rings - World of Warcraft themed giants doing something. Then I add twelve to twenty small squarish black pieces on a rifle intending to make it stronger I guess. It begins to fire to my direction and I quickly re-aim the weapon somewhere else.
I'm with some guys and we enter a giant emptyish warehouse of a large department store. We enter the building through a dark alley between two apartment buildings. Once there, I go see what's on the left hand side of the area. I sit on to a chair in the middle of some sofas and shelfs. Suddenly the chair begins to rise higher and higher with me on top of it. I feel really odd as I'm going and going, soon passing what I estimate 30 meters. I'm not scared however. Something happens before the dream jumps into a new scenery that is a school gymnasium. There are about ten people sitting on the rows of the stand. They are bored, this is supposed to be a superhero testing area of somekind, but nothing spectacular is happening. I begin to realize what is happening as I clash with a character who looks like Thrax from Osmosis Jones. I'm being tested as well. We punch and kick each other as fast as anime characters do, even too fast I think. Like as fast as if this was a final battle of somekind. Doesn't really fit to the situation, this is just the first test. We're then gliding towards each other in the air and I become lucid by screaming : " This is a dream, I'm here!!" The quality increases quickly and I can see my opponent's face clearly for a split second, but I'm then finding my self having trouble with bringing my self to the moment. We're on the ground level again on the gymnasium floor and the guy runs towards me again. I throw one faint punch - basically me just moving my hand forward with a closed fist - and the figure get's blasted all the way to the other side of the gymnasium, hitting the wall at the end like a ragdoll. There are suddenly more like a hundred people on the stand, everyone with their mouths open. I get a large wooden object thrown at me, like a very big shelf, that shatters to pieces when it hits me. Another similar object is thrown at me, and it simply stops to recline on my body once hitting me. I move the piece away with my hand. I have a feeling someone on the audiance is not able to handle my powers mentally, and who might break down in a way like - that is unnatural, someone do something before something happens. A man stands up with a pistol and he shoots. The bullet hits my right shoulder and bounces off to the wall. The man stares at me with his mouth open. I wish the bullet would bounce back to his direction, but it won't. No wait it does. As the bullet is right in front of the man I quickly blow air out of my mouth forward, and the bullet speeds to the man's chest. I begin to walk to the doors that lead outside, saying only ( comes out bad - should have left it unsaid) : " Saizaphod " as I leave.
I open the door to a bright light and I notice to my excitement that I'm standing near a giant waterfall and a jungle. I however don't realize what my subconsciousness is trying to tell me : my number one lucid goal to visit a jungle is right in front of me. All I think is "okay whatever why not", because I kinda wanted to continue the Dream Heroish - plot and I was already planning on summoning a door for teleporting away. I start to jump on some rocks near the edge, and sure enough there is a two meter gap between my current position and the jungle side. I jump across the gap easily, there is a small stream underneath. The landscape is so misty due to the waterfalls, that I can't see anything what is down at the bottom of the valley. Everywhere I look all I can see is vertical cliff. I can't find a way down and I don't dare to jump either. I look down to my body and my shirt has disappeared. My body is nicely fit and I like it. I think of a plan while holding onto a jungle plant of somekind. The lucid lasted aprox. five minutes.
I'm in what seems to be a dimly lit guest room with two beds. I'm on one of the beds trying to get some sleep while my brother keeps complaining about something. He also speaks directly to me wanting me to answer his questions. I tell him : " Seriously, if you won't stop in a minute I'll make you stop." I think about telling him " 1. You tell me what's bothering you, 2. You keep quit and go to sleep or 3. You continue and I won't speak a single word for you tomorrow." I then tell him exactly that, except when I get to the third option I suddenly start to stutter and feel extremely tired. I just lay down and let everything pass through me. I'm beginning to have an odd feeling about the situation and suddenly I'm starting to become paralyzed as I'm now laying on my back. I can faintly see a half moon shaped black object on the wall. I become lucid and I know what is going to happen. There's an intimate moment between me and a DC that lasts about a minute before I start trying to get out of the current dream plot. I get up, but suddenly something weird happens. I lose lucidity and I observe a girl laying on the bed from where I just got up, and a friend of hers is messing around with her sleeping body while she is trying to lucid dream. I think to myself " How can someone do something like that?" I get my answer quickly as I see her speaking really loud on her sleep. Shes mumbling : "One, two, three, four, five, six ...." and her friend imitates her while holding her head between her hands while squeezing her cheeks together giving her puffy lips.
I can see the black object again and I regain my awareness. I then get out of the bed and I'm now alone in the room that has gotten darker after the first two minutes. I rub my hands together continuously as I make my way to the corridor of the hotel. At least that's what I presume what the building I'm in is, a hotel. The dream is stabilizing and my vision is getting more in-tune with the dream world. The corridor is really dark and the only light visible is from another room right next to the one where I left from. There's a stairway on the left. I go towards the other room. I suddenly feel my body rubbing against the odd clothing I'm wearing. I'm naked, and the only thing I'm wearing is a bathrobe. That's kinda weird, but I don't let it bother my mind and I carry on. I go into the room and I find that it's an office space of somekind and the light is coming from behind closed roller curtains. I can see a clear and bright day from between the curtains and I get really happy. I roll one of the curtains up and suddenly all of them are up. I decide to make another reality check by looking at my hands. My left hand is missing the three middle fingers and I have no fingers nor palm at all on my right hand. Uhm actually nevermind I don't want to look at them anymore heh. Then I go see in what kind of a dream world I'm in. I look down from one of the many windows and there's a big lake and a sunny beach some 30-meters below. I think to myself " How on earth am I going to get down there?" I take a few steps back thinking my options, but I just shrug it off and I decide to go with the usual method. I run towards the window and I phase through it and I immediately glide to the roof. Easy. The roof is plated like it always is when I use this method. There's some people hanging around on the other end of the roof, sitting and talking. My friend appears and he tells me :" There's a giant wave of fat coming from behind you." I expect it to be true and I look behind me. There's more than a hundred meters tall wave of blobby fat coming towards us from behind some mountains. I look back to my friend with the " I got this " kinda look and he asks :" You think?" I can see the shadow of the wave on the roof. I make a door appear.
For a second I'm again on the bed seeing the black object on the wall. Then I'm back on the roof with the people and my friend gone. I decide to get down. I see a ladder and without hesitation I take a hold of it's right side bar and I jump down. I slide down and make it to the sand and feeling it under my bare feet stabilizes the dream really well. I have clothes now I presume. I think about what to do with the dream now and I make my way to the edge of a nearby forest. On a trail there's a man with two or three children walking and I remember the DHL's Snake-task. I go up to them and right then a red snake slithers from behind a tree towards the kids. They scream and jump and I try to cut the thing's head off with my hand by hitting the ground. I miss, but the snake gets scared and tries to flee, it is really fast. I remember my super speed ability and with a few steps I catch it. It tries to dodge my punch, but I'm way faster than it is. There's a small blast sound as I hit the snake and the snake turns into a worm. Victory! I count out loud : " Two Points, double that plus one. Five points!" I get so happy and I smile. I go to the man and his children again. I can't remember the other tasks so I ask them : " Hey guys, do you happen to remember what the other (green) task was?" They ponder and the man says: " Hmm, I guess the task was about a turtle." ...No. I falsely remember it to be a raccoon or some other animal similar. I decide to ask the dream itself directly. I look up to the sky behind the tree line and ask : " Dream, what was the other task of this month?" There's a voice of a middle aged man that answers .... : " Read the book of "Horo Poro" " and the voice starts to laugh. I can't help but laugh ( with myself basically ), because the answer is so ridiculous. I say :" That was a pretty good one, tell me another one." The voice that has taken the shape of blue and white ball shaped clouds dancing in the sky answers, but I can't remember what it tells.
I'm on a highway on a world that is about to be turned into that of Mad Max- series', because of some global disaster. Everything still seems normal, but it wouldn't last. I have a machine rifle on my hands and I'm shooting some bandits that are running across the street some 30 meters away. I manage to kill all three of them. I see a few cars that have been turned into the cars from Mad Max- series. Suddenly like a fortress-on-wheels comes to the road from an intersection on the right. Then a war-truck bursts from the left and the crew of both vehicles notice me. I run to these concrete barriers laid next to the road and take cover behind them. I "save" the "game" multiple times, because I'm in such a tight spot. The fortress-looking vehicle leaves the area, but I'm not going to go against the truck so I sneak to a facility building nearby. I drop 2-5 more bandits there with my gun. I enter the building and the inside is gloomy, rusty and dimly lit. There are 5 to 10 bandits on the other side behind the middle section and I see one walking towards my location. I save the game again somehow, just to be sure. I shoot. I miss the crucial first shots and the bandit notices me.
We're on a large and empty parking lot with random people. I'm about to enter a bus and I ask a 50-year old bald driver if I could put my luggage into this small opening on the side of the bus. I try to fit it in, but it won't fit, so the driver tells me I can take it with me to the bus. There are mane youngsters my age inside. I sit down and we keeping switching seats a few times with the others for some reason, before I sit down for good. A fluffy haired, tanned girl behind me starts chatting with me and I turn around on my seat to look at her direction. She asks questions about my sexuality and about my sexual experiences, but I won't tell her. She is obviously attracted to me and my personality. She looks directly into my eyes and asks : " How much would it costs for you to give me a warm kiss?" I tell her : " I wouldn't sell it." The dream is absolutely life like and we look at each others eyes for few seconds. We then leave the bus and we're in a semi-Asian themed store-market- vendor street. There's now a rope on our waist and we walk in a line while being guided by someone around the place. Now I lead the line, but the theme of the dream changes.
I get surrounded by eight hooded and caped people with swords. I also have a sword in both of my hands. They charge me all at the same time and a quick sword fight begins. I redirect all of the incoming swings, two swords against eight. I'm a sword master. I then drop the swords and use only my fists and I somehow win the battle. I become lucid. I look at my right wrist and there's a bracelet on it. I raise my hand to take a closer look at it. It's made out of gold and it has hundreds of small, red and green crystals on it that are glimmering in the light. I think it's from ancient Egypt. I take a good look at the bracelet before moving on and creating a door. I enter it and I appear into a sandy landscape. There's an enormous, 20-meter tall green scorpion-spider creature walking towards me over a large object. Someone or something is riding on top of it.
The dream hops me close to highway at the lower side of our city. I take flight and glide over the traffic onto the other side of the road and I then land down again. I look up and there's power lines on the right. Without hesitation and doubt I go and extend my right arm towards them and it stretches and stretches to about twenty meters high. I go and grab the power line. I feel nothing, but I see blue and white electricity moving down on my arm and it hits my body. The energy makes me levitate and it is making my body buzz gently. I then let go and take flight again to a nearby small hill. My arm has instantly returned to it's usual length. As I land I think of something else to extend my arms towards. I look up to the sky and I separate the clouds by aiming my hands towards them and then stretching them apart. There's still a thin layer of clouds behind the bigger puffy clouds so I repeat the telekinesis. I can see the Moon and wait... there's another planet there as well it's ... it's Earth. And just like that I'm in space. I'm surprised but I don't think more of what the dream decided to do with it's self, and I start flying towards the Moon. I get there in ten seconds, and as I fly above the surface I see that the scenery feels a bit fake. Like a landscape out of a game with good graphics. I also can't take " a grip" of anything I see, as if the scenery was trying to evade my gaze.
I appear on top of an autumn forest near a small town and I see a river flowing through the forest. I get dropped from the air and I land on a pile of brown and soft leaves. I look behind me and there's the girl from the bus, smiling at me, on another pile of leaves. I ignore her and as she tries to follow me I vaporize her into the air with a swing of my arm. I appear into the middle of four apartment buildings. I remember. Battles! Suddenly a 3-meter long,black, worm-looking snake creature slithers in front of me. No, I'm not going to be fighting against something like that. As I'm getting more aware of my purpose why I'm there in the first place ( battles ), the sky begins to turn red and black. I then remember my idea of creating an empty room made out of titanium or steel where I could prepare for dream battles. I look behind me and there's an yellow wooden door. No, it needs to be red and have steel edges. I turn around again there's a light-red colored steel door. I enter and I almost succeed, I see the dream constructing the room in front of my eyes, but it turns into some empty office space on the edge of a city block.
I then begin to try and change the room into that which I wanted. I use telekinesis to bring the walls closer and I vaporize almost all of the items laying around. I say : " Concrete ( meant to say steel ), endless concrete." I feel the walls extending behind the walls and gaining weight. It's working a little. A black man comes to me and begins to complain about the changes I'm making so I vaporize him in to the air as well. I lose lucidity. A celebrity is driving away two other celebrities out of his home, the same place where I lost lucidity. The other two have been living there for some time and have no other place to go so he decides to give them farewell gifts. James McAVoy, one of the two other celebrities says sarcastically : " I bet it's a million for both." The man hands them two checks for both. They're all worth 3.5 million. Both of the become teary eyed and happy, but I have a feeling that they're faking it with their acting skills.
I'm watching TV with my dad and Fellowship of the Ring is playing. The scene with the battle of Dagorlad is happening and the scale of the battle is almost doubled. I'm mesmerized, but my father isn't even paying attention to the movie and hes about to start talking to he's phone. I hesitate and try to stop him, so he could enjoy the experience as well. I shush him to be quiet. Suddenly the elf army transforms and the troops look like stick figures out of some early 2000's video game. The orc army loses over 90% of it's mass as well. I'm left with an extremely poor movie experience. The dream moves on and my father looks at my computer screen. There's an mmorpg game that I used to play on the screen. He says something weird as he watches someone farm npcs on this island place. Then out of nowhere Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants pops up onto the screen. I tell my father : " This game has been around for twelve, no, eleven years already." He replies with : " Oh." I then tell him four times that Iv quit the game long ago.
I get lucid when I'm sitting on my stairway's steps with some 8-year old boy. He is is sweet and he has blonde hair. I ask him for an atonement ( if that is the right word for "making peace between to people"), because I think he could be a nightmare in a disguise. He smiles at me, I guess he accepted and I smile back. I then say : " Don't move." I look at his black t-shirt that has some cool pattern on it, and I try to remember it so if I'd want I could draw it later to my dream journal. Can't remember it anymore, but it was white and complex. The dream hops me into our house's "basement" that doesn't really exist. It's about two and a half meters under the surface I'd say. I'm accompanied by two to three other guys that seem to be in their early 20's, and then there's the little boy too. I get an idea what to do with the lucid, and I start to prepare for a full blown Eldar war. There's a red door on the wall of the basement. I tell everyone to think about a battle field and war behind it. They do as I tell them and I open the door. A black sky and dark field opens in front of me, there's battalions of Eldar warriors marching everywhere. We then decide not to enter this scenery, huh. I'm confused. I remember "bringing my vision from the back of my head into my eyes like in real life." Every time I do this the dream's quality enhances. We're back in the basement I guess and I open another door, now from the top of some stairway. I enter into a sunny world with a blue sky and fresh air. The warmness of the sun hits my skin and I can see an yellow field down the hill. I have left a cabin I see, down the stairs there's still the basement and the other guys. I look to the distance and there's no ending to an evergreen forest. I tell the other not to look, because the sight is too beautiful. We could forget our battle plans. They come up anyways, and we just stand there staring at the landscape.
With the war and fighting still in my mind I notice the earth trembling beneath my feet. I look behind the small cabin and there's an 80 meter tall evil robot running towards our hill through the woods. It looks like a garbage truck mega transformer of some kind. I'm the dreamer and I instantly accept the challenge. I can feel my body gaining height and in under a few seconds I'm 80 meters tall as well. I try to make myself Striker Eureka from the Pacific Rim movie. I somehow succeed, but I can't see my robot body. I run towards the other robot and we clash above the trees' tops. I jump to the robot's side and take a grab of a giant rusty tire on it's back. I rip it off with force. At least I feel like an 80 meter battle mecha if I'm not one. The battle is over almost as fast as it began and I'm back to my normal size. I decide to take flight. I point my hands forward in the air and I fly over the trees. As I make my hands into fists I gain extreme speed, like from 70km an hour to 700km an hour, and over. I see some ancient giant pillars in the distance and there's a desert as well. Because I'm so fast I'm there in ten seconds. I then want some to fly with me, but I fail to make anyone appear beside me.
I'm at a city's center somewhere. I take off and fly to one of the nearby roofs. I land and I see that it's a luxury house's large terrace, I can somehow sense that it has been used by celebrities. A couple of dream characters have appeared next to me and I try to have some k-18 with them. They're not the type of people I want to do it with so I try to make more appealing ones appear. I turn to look away and then look back and there's different kinds of dream characters every time I do so. None of them pleases my eye, maybe I'm too picky. I give up after a while and drop myself to the lower terrace. I decide to give it one more shot... and hello beautiful. But the dream character then drops to the floor suddenly as I try to approach it. Only a puddle remains.