The Perpetual Perverted Prose of Mitz

**Mitzie** · 03-20-2008 08:16 PM

As per popular demand.

We shall begin shortly!

**Tornado Joe** · 03-20-2008 08:17 PM

HA!!! I am the first poster!!! Wooohoooo!!!

Do I get a special prize!??

**Mitzie** · 03-20-2008 08:19 PM

Yes --->

**Tornado Joe** · 03-20-2008 08:42 PM

**Mitzie** · 03-21-2008 06:43 AM

Took a nap. Test drove the following...

Ferrari 360 Modena

Dodge Charger

and

Hehe... Grrrr...
The last was lucid, THANK GOD! Bow chicka WOW WOW!

**Mitzie** · 03-21-2008 06:52 PM

Was on DV chat drinking Bud Light (GROSS!), chatting with Oneironaut, Ophelia Blue, and Amethyst Star. Very vague, went to get another beer, the living room looked like a call center and the three of them were in there at desks chatting.

Went back in the room and turned off the computer, couldn't figure out what I wanted to do while lucid, got pissed, went outside, started to fload, Lisa came out and was floating with me, talking about her doods. Other two came out and floated with us. All having weird chat-like conversations, kept seeing the words and they sounded like they do in my head. Weird.

__________________________________________________ _______

Dream about my brother flying in from England, but couldn't because he lost his shoe, was pissed at him for wasting my money on shoes.

Alls I can remember.

Blue text = lucid

**Oneironaut Zero** · 03-21-2008 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by Tornado Joe

HA!!! I am the first poster!!! Wooohoooo!!!

May be, but I talked her into making it.

You're all welcome.

[Edit: Oh...and Ferraris are fucking beautiful.]

**Tornado Joe** · 03-21-2008 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by O

May be, but I talked her into making it.

And you've left quite an impression, apparently....

Was on DV chat drinking Bud Light (GROSS!), chatting with Oneironaut, Ophelia Blue, and Amethyst Star.

and...

...perhaps?

**Oneironaut Zero** · 03-21-2008 07:27 PM

*pleads the 5th*

**Mitzie** · 03-21-2008 11:54 PM

Look at him all lookin' at me...
Yummy yummy yummy!

And just because I gotta do it...

<----You have to click the smiley.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 03-22-2008 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by Mitzie

And just because I gotta do it...

<----You have to click the smiley.

Hahahaha.

Gotta love it. The music, alone, is epic. Rofl.

**OpheliaBlue** · 03-22-2008 02:58 PM

Oh man, you suck, I'm jealous.. Will Smith would be like, in my top 10 requests for celebrity LDs

I think I'd test drive Denzel too if I had the chance.

Move over milk, here come the chocolate

**Tornado Joe** · 03-22-2008 06:15 PM

Gotta love it. The music, alone, is epic. Rofl.

OMG, that sounds like Opheli!

**OpheliaBlue** · 03-22-2008 07:32 PM

haha that thing is so old, i made it like 2 years ago

**Mitzie** · 03-23-2008 08:27 PM

3/23
Can't remember what I was doing, think I was at work, felt pressure in chest, became lucid at some point and still felt pressure. Woke up to cat layin' on chest. She's the cutest!

Dream about bitch fighting with Kate Bekinsale (Van Helsing was on the tube the night before).
Bitch fight thing because I found out my step-sister in England is a porn Bitch fighter now LOL.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 03-23-2008 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by Mitzie

Dream about bitch fighting with Kate Bekinsale (Van Helsing was on the tube the night before).

Hawt.

Originally Posted by Mitzie

Bitch fight thing because I found out my step-sister in England is a porn Bitch fighter now LOL.

Hawt x2.

**Xox** · 03-23-2008 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by Mitzie

Dream about bitch fighting with Kate Bekinsale (Van Helsing was on the tube the night before).

Oh yah, I watched that last night too. I had dreams with Mr. Dracula.

**Mitzie** · 03-24-2008 05:26 AM

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Originally Posted by Mitzie

Bitch fight thing because I found out my step-sister in England is a porn Bitch fighter now LOL.

Hawt x2.

You wouldn't think so if you saw her, I know I sound like a bitch but she caused me more problems than you can imagine.

**AspirationRealized** · 03-24-2008 05:36 AM

Originally Posted by Mitzie

Bitch fight thing because I found out my step-sister in England is a porn Bitch fighter now LOL.

What's a porn bitch fighter?

**Mitzie** · 03-24-2008 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by AspirationRealized

What's a porn bitch fighter?

Google it.

**Tornado Joe** · 03-24-2008 02:41 PM

Can't remember what I was doing, think I was at work, felt pressure in chest, became lucid at some point and still felt pressure. Woke up to cat layin' on chest. She's the cutest!

She was trying to steal your breath away in your sleep - kill her now before it's too late.

Dream about bitch fighting with Kate Bekinsale

So how'd you do in the fight? Details...

**OpheliaBlue** · 03-24-2008 02:46 PM

yeah, who won?

**Burns** · 03-25-2008 01:05 AM

Cool I didn't know you had a DJ, Mitz!

I like the bitch fight dream, lol

**Mitzie** · 03-25-2008 06:35 AM

Blegh, I'll only elaborate for you alls, I didn't originally because I knew why I had it and it wasn't looocid so...

Ms. Bekinsale was lookin' all hot in the costume she had on in the movie, I remember it slightly different looking but pretty much likes this:

She was sitting on my car when I went out, not sure where I was going but that's not what you alls care about anyhoo. She said something about my brother, I don't think it was anything too bad, but I over-reacted and went after her, I remember pulling hair and biting. It's very vague now, but we stopped fighting because she didn't want to ruin her costume, so she tool almost everything off, she was left in a bra and BLOOMERS! I made a comment about her having to make me take off my clothes, I don't know, I was picking on her because I thought she was a lezzzzzbian (I'm one to talk - lol). So she pretty much kicked my ass, she was on top of me but hadn't succeeding in striping me, then I guess we both saw a camera man or something - I don't really remember that part too much, I just remember that we were both beating the shit out of him together, like kicking balls and everything. Somehow, in the back of my mind, I kept thinking that there was already a video online - like it had been broad casted live or something. I remember talking about something to my roommate and she was there, but it was around the time I woke up - so it's pretty much gone.

So, no one won, well, except the camera guy.

I wrote my dream on the back of this funny cats page a day calender sheet. I pieced it together for you alls. Feel privileged!

Oh, and I think we should all kick Joe's ass for that comment about the kitty killin', and not in a kinky way, I mean castration and all!

**Mitzie** · 03-25-2008 06:58 PM

3/24
Too vague to remember completely - I was trying to come up with a way to alert DV members every time a thread was locked or removed, but someone stole my idea and took credit for it. Got pissed and woke up.

3/25
Was driving to Texas but took detour due to construction and ended up going to Ohio, kept getting confused. Mom called and kept yelling at me, said she told my friend I had escaped from a mental institution (thanks Opheil). Hung up on her, then realized my cat wasn't with me and couldn't remember if I left her at the last gas station or at home...

Wakey wakey!