"Stop the hawk!" I try to shout, but it comes out a cute squeak instead. They apparently don't hear or don't understand, and keep running toward me.
"Wot the 'ell??!!" Xey bursts upon getting a better look at me. "Darkus, is that you?!!"
"Yeah, it's me... but the hawk that just flew out - that's DeMonica!!! Don't let her get away!!!"
They turn and run back out, with me leaping and bounding clumsily after them. Man it's hard to make any forward progress when you weigh little more than a feather and most of it is your head!!
I reach the door (which is thankfully propped open) and spill out. The sky is dark and brooding and I can see several huge twisters wandering in the middle distance beyond the castle walls. Diddy and Xey are standing a few dozen yards away, Xey with his arm held out level before his chest, and the hawk is circling gently down to land on it.
At sight of me she immediately beats her wings powerfully in an attempt to take off again, but Xey grabs her leg with his free hand and restrains her. Diddy glances back at me, then at her, and places a hand over her head to keep her from seeing me.
"She must be under one of Neener's compulsions." he says. "As long as she doesn't see or hear him she'll be alright."
Ah, then that explains why she was able to fly away as long as she was facing the other direction. I was wondering about that.
"Let me go!" Her voice rises, harsh and shrill. "All I've done is bring disaster and pain - I'm supposed to be your protector and warrior but I've only hurt you." I'm not sure if that was directed at me specifically or to all of us.
"Are you KIDDING?" Diddy bursts. "You saved us all from that stag monster, and if you hadn't shot down the harpies we would never have freed our guide and found what we needed on the island at all!"
Her voice shrieks out again, a plaintive wail: "Be that as it may, you all almost died saving me from the stag, and I've brought nothing but pain and misery to everyone. Not only that, but I can feel my energy draining rapidly. It's almost gone now - I need to return to my glade or I'll soon die. Let me go."
Suddenly a note rises into being - a terrible and hypnotic note.
"Saffron's Discordion!" Diddy shouts. "We must find her and kill her!!"
But before we can do anything of the sort the spider minions begin appearing.
They come from everywhere - from around every corner, through every doorway, climbing through windows on every floor and scurrying down the walls. Some of them are familiar - people I had seen before, most I suppose at the sausage feast - which after all is where they were turned into these hideous creatures.
Most have their legs and lower bodies hidden in some way - long dresses or big floppy pants, but some are partially or completely naked. It's uncanny to see the way they flow across surfaces - horizontal or vertical - it doesn't seem to make a difference.
"These aren't catatonic like the Stable boy was!" Diddy announces unnecessarily. They draw toward us in an ever-tightening circle, hissing and scuttling nervously to and fro. Quite active.
Xey rapidly transfers the hawk to Diddy's arm and draws a pair of small farming implements from his belt.
"Sickles." I say. "They're sickles, not scythes." Not that it matters I suppose - but a scythe is a heavy two-handed tool used for harvesting grains and grasses - like what the Grim Reaper carries. Well, all reapers really, at least pre-industrial age. A sickle is a small crescent-shaped blade wielded with one hand - like the Communist hammer and sickle emblem.
Holding one wicked hooked blade in each hand, Xey advances on the closest spider minion, takes a quick swipe at it, and manages to cut through one of it's spindly black legs. It hisses loudly at him and scuttles backwards dripping white goo. But at the same moment a dozen more advance on him, growing bolder now that he's drawn first blood. Or first ichor I suppose.
Sorry, I can't help making these little on-the-fly corrections - it's the writer in me.
Diddy runs the only direction left open - toward me and the open doorway. He's holding DeMonica on his forearm and has his other hand cupped over her head like a hawking hood.
Xey lets out a savage shriek - not sure if it's a battle cry or a scream of pure terror, and starts laying about him on all sides, blades flashing and ichor flying as slender black limbs get lopped off. Suddenly he disappears in a writhing mass of hissing spider limbs and human arms and familiar heads. It's truly a nightmare image come to vivid life.
"Oh dear! We've got to help him - he can't last long against all of them, and there are more showing up every second.. " Diddy runs inside and thrusts DeMonica into the first room, shuts the door, and then runs past bleeding, trembling ScurvySeaMutt to the pile of armour heaped in the corridor. He picks up the bow and arrows and returns to the doorway, fitting an arrow to the bowstring. He lifts it and draws back, but his arms are shaking fiercely.
"Oh hell! I managed to do this before, but that was sheer luck. Or maybe a bit of divine intervention - What the hell - it might work again, right? O Holy Knight!"
The trembling lessens a bit but doesn't stop. He looses an arrow, and it disappears into the mass of writhing bodies. We can't tell if he hit anything or anyone, until one of the spider minions comes lurching out of the crowd with the arrow through its chest.
"No blood!" Diddy whispers in amazement. "And it didn't faze him at all. Maybe I'm shooting at the wrong part."
He draws back another arrow, aims lower, and lets fly. This time one wades out screaming, white ichor spurting from the arrow stuck into its thorax (which is beneath the human torso). It takes two more trembly steps and then collapses into a heap.
"YES!! That's it. The human parts aren't even alive now - they're like zombies, completely controlled by the spiders. That must be why the Stable Boy failed to respond to us - the spider must have been sleeping, or whatever it is that spiders do when they sit inert for so long."
He fires a few more arrows into the thronging crowd, then comes up empty handed.
"Damn! No more arrows!!" He throws the useless bow down and returns to the pile of armour, strapping DeMonica's sword belt around his spindly waist.
"I don't suppose there's anything you can do in this form. Just stay here."
And with that he wades into battle, drawing both swords and shouting his own battle cry.
I can't do it. I can't just sit here and watch as my two remaining friends fight to their deaths. I have no idea exactly what it is I think I can accomplish, but I must help them, so I start bounding toward the fracas.
Suddenly a shadow passes by overhead. I flinch instinctively, thinking DeMonica got out somehow - maybe the window was open or something. But no - it's not a hawk - it's Blueberry, in wolf form with huge blue wings beating furiously and with a small child sitting on her back..
"Serafiend!!" I shout, but of course my tiny squeak is lost in the scuffle.
The flying blue werewolf drops into a ground-pounding lope, and smashes directly into the mass of bodies, scattering spider minions like tenpins. Sera leaps off and dives headlong into battle, disappearing from sight. The huge blue wolf rears up on hind legs and bares terrifyingly long canines, snapping and tearing at everything that moves.
Between them they manage to open a corridor from which Diddy and Xey emerge, backing warily toward the door and safety.
"Come on - inside!" Diddy urges, pushing Xey in through the door and pulling hard at the little 10 year old cannibal girl as she rips into another spider minion with her terribly sharp teeth. She's growling like a wild beast, but being so small she's lifted up bodily and carried inside. The werewolf however is caught up entirely in battle frenzy - leaping and tearing into the crowd.
"Blueberry! Come in!! There's no point trying to fight them all!" Diddy shouts to no avail.
But suddenly something happens to her.
She switches to human form.
Not the familiar Victoria's Secret lingerie model with blue wings that we know - it's just a normal human girl. She does look quite similar - in fact the face is the same, but her body is slightly shorter and not quite as impossibly svelte and slender as her supermodel form. And there are no wings.
She looks directly at us for a second as if in shock, her eyes widening incredulously, and her arms moving to cover her nearly nude body. She still wears only the lacy white lingerie, but now for the first time she seems embarrassed by it. Or maybe just surprised - it's hard to tell.
At any rate, she leaps toward the open door and comes scurrying inside, arms still crossed in front of her chest.
Diddy and Xey close the ponderous door, cutting off a few waggling spider legs that try to force their way in, and set the floor locks.
"That should hold them momentarily," Diddy says, "but they'll get in elsewhere. Our only hope is to kill Saffron. And I don't know if that will actually stop them or not."
"Wot the 'ell 'appened to you?" Xey asks the pretty girl, no longer sporting her blue wings.
"I'm myself again." She replies, sounding almost baffled, as if the answer is suggesting itself to her and catching her by surprise.
"I'm really me now - Raspberry."
Raspberry. Yeah - of course. That's who she is - who she's always been, except that she was distorted - changed into a sort of caricature of herself, and her name was changed to Blueberry.
"Raspberry - yeah! I recognize you now. Welcome back!" Xey says, taking off his too-tight black jacket and draping it over her shoulders.
"Thanks. Wow - this is so weird - what the hell has happened to DV?!!"
"The personalities must've changed when Alex changed the names" I venture. "And when he changes a name back that person returns to their original personality."
And suddenly I'm me. Human I mean. Not a bundle of cuteness and hair and warmth.
I must say I rather miss the feeling of being impossibly young again, but it is nice to have actual mass and be taller than everyone's ankles.
"Darkmatters!" Diddy cries. "I remember you all of a sudden."
"Yeh, me too." Xey says.
"Darkmatters - comes slightly after Blueberry alphabetically - " I muse, to myself mostly.
"What's that?" Diddy prompts.
"Alex and Ninja are changing the names back - they must be doing it alphabetically."
"Shit." Xey moans. "I've got a long wait.. "
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