This is just strange, but funny.


Me and my dad were in a furniture store in a mall trying out massaging recliners with many settings.

A sales woman comes up to us and I'm afraid shes going to kick us off the chairs for some reason, but insteas she starts showing us all the features and trying to get us to buy the chairs.

Then, she takes us to a spot in the floor right near the chairs where there is a small round hole in the floor about an inch in a half in diameter and tells me to look down the hole. I look down the hole and can see that there are holes like it all down the building lined up so that I could see down into the lobby. (i must have been on the fourth floor or so).

I ask the saleswoman why there is a hole in the floors:

me: why is there a hole in the floors?

saleswoman: so that you can test if you are dreaming

me: oh, how convenient of this place. So, how does this RC work?

saleswoman: you just cover the hole with your hand try to look down, if you can still see through the hole than you are dreaming

so, I cover my hand over the hole, and for some reason I cant even remember if this test worked or not, but in any case, i'm holding my hand there for a while trying to get a result and the saleswoman starts talking again.

saleswoman: so, if this test turns out positive, what is the first thing you are going to do?

Now, I have to explain somthing really quick, for some reason, whenever a DC asks me a question I feel TOTALLY OBLIGATED to provide them with an answer, but the weird thing is, once a DC asks me a question, I know that I'm sleep talking the answer in real life and can even feel and hear myself in bed struggling to say the words out loud.

So, the DC asks me what is the first thing I'd do if it were a dream, and I, In the dream, begin to answer...

ME: Well, if this were a dream the first thing I'd do is...... hold on, I have a bad habit of sleep talking, I'm just going to check to make sure nobody is around to hear this in real life

Then I actually go into a false awakening where I sit up in bed for a moment and turn on the blacklight in my bedroom and look around to make sure nobody is around. Satisfied that I'm all alone, I get back under the covers and am instantly back in the furniture storeroom dreem!

ME: Well, no one is around, so I gues I can say it now.

So fully aware that I was sleep talking IRL, I explain

ME: The first thing I'd do would teleport back to my bedroom (DOH! ), sit in front of my mirror (which dosent even exist IRL, I only use it in dreams ) and play around transforming myself into various creatures.

saleswoman: I dont know why you would be so worried about someone in the real world hearing that, its perfectly normal.

then the dream quickly faded into nothing.


So, in summary...

A DC provides an RC for me, I fail to produce any result from it, the DC asks what I would do if this were a dream, causing me to awarely mention to the DC that I have a tendency to sleeptalk when answering DC questions, so I have an "intentional" FA to make sure no one else is in my room, fall back "asleep" to return to the previous dreamscape and answer the DC's question, the answer of which was what I actually intended to do if I became lucid that night, and as I was answering was fully aware that I'm speaking the answer out IRL as sleeptalk, which means that I perhaps by definition was at least perhaps 1% lucid in that I knew I was sleeptalking.