The conversation went like this:

Me: Have you heard of lucid dreaming?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's being aware that you are dreaming while you are dreaming.
Friend: Oh, I do that all the time.

This wouldn't be that frustrating, except he is NOT the kind of person that will work for something over a long period of time. I once got him interested in magic, and he just stopped after about a week. By that time, his rich parents had bought him all this crap for it. Seriously, there are NO hobbies of any kind, besides video games. And even in video games, puzzles are a no-no. Just fighting.

Sigh...