Thread: So it turns out that I'm an idiot

OH SHIT! i must have been drunk or somethin'!

Today, everything was fine. Until roundabout, quarter to nine, I suddenly found myself in a bind. Was it something I said? Something I read an manifested that's getting you down.[/b]

Originally posted by Lowercase Society
OH SHIT! i must have been drunk or somethin'!

Today, everything was fine. Until roundabout, quarter to nine, I suddenly found myself in a bind. Was it something I said? Something I read an manifested that's getting you down.

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*nods very slowly, not understanding anything lowercase just said*

nevermind...but he tasted good. at least i dont eat babies

Call it 'womens intuition', but I think I'm on to something here.
Temporaryism has been the 'Black Plague' and the 'Jesus' of our age.[/b]

[quote]Like my Dog was the Train Conductor and he was driving the Train with one paw on the wheel(I guess) and the other paw hanging out the window.quote]

Paw on the wheel huh? That should of been a dream sign. Trains dont have steering wheels. lol

A dog walked into a bar with a bandaged front foot. He said to the bartender,"I'm looking for the fellow that shot my paw!"

you have ALOT of jokes up your sleeve, dont you redneck?

my love, your heart, your knife, my back, two simple words scream broken trust, and as i look down into a pool of water and blood, my eyes, the tears, my back, the blood[/b]

Yep...i got a few of 'em. Tex went up north for vacation. While there, someone asked,"Do they call you Tex because you are from Texas?" He replied, "Nope...I'm from Louisiana...I just got tired of everyone calling me Louise!"