Believe me, I'm very surprised to find that out. I always assumed I was pretty smart! (some of you may have your own opinions )

While dreaming last night, I thought to myself, "this is exactly like a dream!" no less than twice:

1) after a car I was driving turned into a bicycle
2) as I breathed underwater in a swimming pool

And I never became lucid! Think about the irony!

I won't bore you with the gory details, but the in-dream explanation for these odd events (and some others) turned out to be that I was living in an illusion created by a wizard. Apparently I was more willing to accept that than the possibility that I might be dreaming.

I just wanted to vent a little because I'm obviously hopeless.