KingYoshi's Dream Journal...My World is Different

May 31, 2011
Lucid Dream 238: Funeral Fun
Series: Friends, Episode 13
DILD



I was at a funeral and all of my classmates from high school were there. For some reason, the funeral was taking place on the front lawn of my childhood home. Apparently, a girl from my class had died. It was "CW," a girl who only attended my school for a single year. Me, Cliff and a group of girls we knew, were walking around looking at the flowers and pictures and whatnot. The girls seemed uninterested in everything and were laughing and making jokes. I could see some close friends of CWs sitting on the porch, looking at the laughing girls with disgust. I walked over to the porch and sat down with them.

I commented on how disrespectful some people could be and started talking about CW. I told them that I didn't know the details of her death and I asked what had happened to her. They told me she had wrecked her vehicle into a creek that was only a couple feet deep. Her pants were hung on the luggage rack, so she was trapped underneath the vehicle and drowned. One of the guys sitting there, GL, got up and dramatically acted out what had happened on a nearby vehicle. He hooked his belt loop through the luggage rack, clutched his throat, acted as if he was struggling to catch his breath, and then let his body go completely limp. It was quite an unusual scene, but somehow I stopped myself from laughing at his antics.

Suddenly, I was now back in my old high school. My friend Ryano looked at me and said, "Lets get lucid!" I was a bit startled by this sudden comment and looked around my environment. I realized that I definitely shouldn't be in high school. I knew I was dreaming.

I got out of my desk and walked out into the hallway. The teacher was yelling at me to come back in the room, but I ignored her. I ran down the hallway and noticed an extremely attractive girl sitting in the lobby. Knowing I couldn't fail, I purposely said the cheesiest line I could think of, "Are you ok? You didn't hurt yourself when you fell from heaven, did you?" She smiled at me as if I was the smoothest dude on the planet. I then decided to throw out my friend JTs drunken pick-up line, "Hey, you wanna f*** me?" With emphasis on the "f*** me." She stood up and began kissing me. I picked her up against the wall and slid "myself" inside her. Suddenly music began playing in the background. It was a very slow and romantic song and the lyrics went, "Now, now ba-by...love don't hurt...now, now ba-by...love don't hurt." I thought it was a bit odd, but I kept pounding away anyway. The dream started to fade, so I stopped and stabilized.

I decided I was done with pointless sex and wanted to do some wall running, matrix-style. I took off running along the nearby wall and then jumped to the adjacent wall and began running along it. All in one smooth transition without touching the floor. I continued wall running up and down the halls. A few times, I lost my balance and had to start over. The bell rang and students began flooding the hallways. I decided to get a little mischievous. I started flying around kicking people, tackling random people, and even stopped to make-out with a pregnant chick, lol. At one point, I noticed I was wearing really tight spandex super hero pants. I started floating around the hallways shouting in a cliche super hero voice, "Make room for Captain Yoshi!" People began taking pictures of me and letting out some cliche "ooooohs" and "aaaaahhhs" as I posed in cliche super hero poses . The dream faded soon after and I wasn't able to hang on to it. I awoke.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!



June 5, 2011
Lucid Dream 239: The Not So Shared Dream Experience
Series: Friends, Episode 14
DILD



I was sitting in a room with my friends Mike and Diddy. We were talking about lucid dreaming and Inception. I told them we should try to share a dream. I explained to them how to WILD. I then laid down on the couch and they both just laid in the floor. I closed my eyes and almost instantly, started seeing through my eyelids and sat up on the couch. Mike and Diddy were still asleep in the floor, so I woke them up and told them we were lucid.

I told them to follow me. They got up and I dove head first out of the nearest window. We flew around in the sky for a bit and then landed in a large field. I asked them, "What should we do?" Mike said, "What do you usually do?" I replied, "I dunno, I usually do random things like make tornadoes, or fight things, or f***." Diddy wanted to make tornadoes, so I held my hand out and acted as if I was a powerful wizard. I shouted, "Come forth! Demons of the sky!" Suddenly, the sky got dark and lightning started flashing. A funnel cloud formed and touched down at the other end of the field. I held out my arm, concentrated on the twister, and started moving it across the field. As I slowly moved my arm, the tornado moved along with it. It seemed to lag behind my motions quite a bit though. I sent the twister into the surrounding woods. Trees were being uprooted and tossed around the area.

Mike and Diddy summoned their own tornadoes and they started dueling with them. They were trying to bump each others tornado out of the field and into the woods. Mike's tornado had a red tint to it and Diddy's had a green tint. I then brought my tornado around and back into the field with theirs. I challenged both of them to a 2-on-1 twister battle. As their tornadoes approached mine, I split my tornado in two, by holding out both arms together and pulling them apart. I then moved the two twisters on either side of the other ones, and pinched together, swallowing them up in the process. The four tornadoes had combined to create one massive tornado that was under my control. I slung it through the woods with my arm, and it left a trail of destruction behind it. I told Mike and Diddy to follow me, and then I took flight.

I flew directly at the massive tornado. Mike and Diddy shouted from behind me, "What are you doing?" I shouted back to them, "We are going to fly into it, come on!" I approached the tornado and could feel the wind resisting my flight. I was now flying in slow motion as I got closer and closer to the twister. As soon as I touched the funnel cloud, I was sucked into it. I caught a quick glimpse of Diddy and Mike as I spun around and around the twister in a violent manner. The wind was intense and my vision began to blur. I suddenly woke up on the couch that I had fell asleep in. I woke Mike and Diddy up and we started talking about how awesome the dream was. I was thinking, "I actually shared a dream...that was awesome!" A few moments later, I woke up in my bed and realized I had actually been dreaming the entire time and hadn't really shared a dream.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!



June 5, 2011
Lucid Dream 240: Yoshi, The Train Conductor
Series: Friends, Episode 15
WILD



After writing down the previous dream, I headed back to bed. I felt SP kicking-in, so I just went with it.

The transition was fairly short. My body started floating above my bed and I could hear some static and muffled conversation. After a bit, I saw through my eyelids and everything had stopped. I new I had transitioned into the dream. I saw someone walking toward me and noticed it was my friend Deej. I sat up in my bed and noticed he looked super pissed. He pointed his finger in my face and said, "If I was your parents, I'd whip your ass!" I laughed and said, "What the f*** are you talking about? Lets go fly!" He seemed to snap out of it and followed me out onto the back deck.

We both took off running and leapt into the air. We flew around for a bit, but I was struggling with my flight control. I seemed to move perfectly in straight lines, but my turning was very slow and unresponsive at times. After a bit, we both landed on the road side. I told Deej I was going to pull a Kobe and jump over the next car that went by. I tried to imagine a car coming around the corner, but it didn't work. Suddenly, Deej shouted at me and told me to turn around. I turned around and saw a train coming up the road. It was a very odd sight to see a train riding through a neighborhood. I waited until it was just in front of me and I jumped into the air. I only jumped about half the height of the train, so I kicked off the front of the train to get an extra boost. I landed on top of the train and turned toward the front. I held out my arms and felt the wind blowing into my face. It felt really awesome.

I looked around and noticed there were many bars on top of the train that looked like handles. I crouched down and grabbed two of the handles and began steering the train around the neighborhood. I could feel the physics of the entire train within my grasp. It was really cool how heavy it felt when I turned, and how I could feel the many cars behind me slowly following suit. I looked back and never saw the end of the cars. This train was huge. I decided to try and make it fly. I pulled up on the bars with everything I had and the front of the train lifted off the ground a bit. It was crazy heavy and I could feel the weight of the train in my grip. I pulled extremely hard again and this time I managed to lift the first few cars off the ground. I woke up as I strained to lift the rest of the train.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

April 14, 2011
Lucid Dream 215: POW! Right in the Kisser
Series: Sexcapades, Episode 5
WILD
around 10:00am



I woke up briefly and laid back down to sleep. I was miserably tired and felt SP setting in. I really didn't even feel like going through with it, but I was too tired to try and stop it. The dream scene formed around me really quickly without any auditory hallucinations and very little visual besides the dream scene formation.

I was in my bedroom and there were quite a few random people standing around. I saw AJ standing nearby, so i immediately walked up to her and cupped her crotch. I started kissing her and rubbing the outside of her jeans. She seemed to be really enjoying herself. I was just going to go at it hard and if it woke me up...fine. I still felt groggy and tired in the dream, so I really didn't even feel like doing anything else. I literally threw her down on the bed and I helped her undress. I then got into the 69 position, but I was on the top. Instead of performing oral on her I just started face fucking the hell out of her. The t.v. was on in my room and Peter Griffin was pointing at my saying, "POW! Right in the kisser....POW! Right in the kisser..." He seemed to have been encouraging my sexual acts. Her head was getting rocked hard against the mattress. After a bit the dream scene had changed.

We were in a room in the back of the high school library. I stopped the sexual activities after a few more moments and left the room. I exited the school library and entered the hallway. JT and Ryano were walking with me. Suddenly, out of nowhere a fist comes flying and connects with Ryano's chin. He immediately crumbled and fell to the ground as I heard the familiar, "POW! Right in the kisser." I then saw the live action version of Peter Griffin skipping away from us down the hall. Every person he passed in the hallway, he knocked out cold and said, "POW! Right in the kisser...." I chuckled and entered the nearest room.

The dream got fuzzy and I felt groggy. I sat down at a desk and just sat there for several minutes. There were other people in the desks around me and they were talking amongst each other. I didn't pay much attention to them. I just chilled and the dream became stable after a bit. I decided just to do some simple shoe skating/sliding. I slid/skated with my tennis shoes around the school. I grinded down a few rails and skated along the walls. After doing this for a while, I woke up from the dream.

Series Details
Class is thrown out the window in the dream series, "Sexcapades." Not unlike your favorite porn video, I unleash my inner "Ron Jeremy" and give those DCs what they are looking for ! Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

April 5, 2011
Lucid Dream 209: Attack of the Water Demons!
Series: 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 8
DILD
around 8:30am



I'm chill'n at my old high school. There is a large group of us sitting in the front lobby during lunch break. We are talking about weed. MA is there and I am surprised to hear that she smokes. I told her that she should smoke with me sometime. I look at her and I noticed her eyes were just a shade darker than lime green. She asks, "Why don't we go smoke right now?" I told her I was down. Me, her, Cliff, Diddy, and another person who kept changing identities snuck off into the weight room. MA pulled out a bag of and informed us it was some pretty good shit. Cliff rolled up a blunt and we began smoking. The identity changing guy kept watch as we four smoked. We talked about weed and how I would have never guessed she was a toker. We finished the blunt as the end of lunch bell rang.

We all sprayed ourselves with some air freshener that was sitting in the weight room and exited into the hallway. We were high as shit and were borderline geeking as we made our way up the steps. I made a suggestion to do this everyday at lunch and everyone agreed. At the top we still had a few minutes left and Diddy brought up lucid dreaming. I began explaining ADA (all day awareness) and I realized that the school looked way different than it should. I thought back and said, "Oh shit. We are dreaming right now!"

I became lucid and I told everyone to do a RC. Everyone started noes pinching and I heard a scream from behind us. I turned around and BC(10) came running up to us and said, "The demons are here!" I was intrigued. There were students screaming and running around everywhere. I didn't see any demons though, BC said, "They travel through the pipes." Suddenly, the nearby water fountain turn on and made a gurgling sound. Then a blast of water shot out of the fountain. The water was in the shape of the aliens from the movie series, "Alien." It zoomed across the floor and then took human form. It was a very attractive female. She had taken form right behind and random student and snapped his neck. I decided to finish off this terror.

I flash-stepped (a teleportation technique from the anime series, "Bleach") behind the girl and threw a punch. She transformed into her water demon form and my fist put a hole in her. It didn't phase her one bit as she fell into a puddle and slid away from me. She took human form right in front of water fountain and laughed. She put her mouth on the water fountain and blew into it. Suddenly, the water fountain a little further down the hall began spewing. An eruption of water created another water demon. This one transformed into a male in its human form. I got a feeling that he was the weaker of the two, so I told everyone to take him on and "leave the bitch to me." My friends took off passed me and began battling the guy.

I approached the girl and tried to think of a way to damage water. A fought her for a bit, but she just laughed and turned to water with every punch or kick I applied. I managed to avoid her attacks by flash stepping a lot. After a bit, I realized what to do. Using pokemon logic, I flash stepped in front of an electrical box, opened it and punch it as hard as I could. Electricity sparked and began running up my entire arm. It hurt a bit, but I took it like a trooper. The electricity caused an intense buzzing and tingling in my arm. I could see it glowing and turning a blue and gold. I pulled my arm away and looked at it. My actually arm from my fingertips to my shoulder had changed. My actual arm was navy blue, but it was mostly covered in yellow lighting that spider-webbed my entire arm.

I turned back to the demon and could see the fear in her eyes. She transformed into water and headed for the water fountain. I slammed my fist into the ground like Jax from Mortal Kombat and electricity flash across the ground. It slammed into the demon and transformed her back into her human form. She had been knocked against the wall and there was smoke coming from her. I saw her flicker into her water form a couple times, but she was unable to transform again. I yelled at my friends to come finish her off and I would handle the guy. We swapped and they battle the injured female demon.

He immediately took off for the fountain and a shot lightning out of my fingers. It missed and he put his mouth on the fountain. I flash stepped to the other fountain which had started gurgling. I put my thumb over the hole. He smiled and back off his fountain. My thumb forced the water back to his and it erupted and produced another water demon. This one also took the form of a girl, but she looked shy and harmless. She was wearing glasses and casually walked between both battle and shouted words of encouragement to both sides. Mostly she just said, "Everyone...do your best!" BC had now joined me and told me that they never could find a way to finish off the demons at her old school. She told me that they used t be human. The guy used to play baseball, but got hurt and could never play again. I figured their back story would give a clue to their weakness. She told me the girl had got caught rigging the vote for prom queen and was stripped of her crown...little did she know, she would have won anyway. BC told me that the final girl was the smartest in the school and got caught cheating for other students and was expelled.

Me and BC fought the male demon for a while. After each attack my arm had to recharge. Instead of forcing the issue, I decided to play along with what the dream had given me. Finally, BC was able to distract him a bit and I nailed him with a bolt to the chest. He shook it off rather quickly, but was unable to transform again. I began beating the piss out of him and grabbed him by his leg. I thought, "His weakness must have to do with his injury....what could it have been." I slammed him against the wall, shoulder first a few times, but it didn't seem to do much. I said, "Is it your legs?" I then held him by his arms and slammed his legs against the wall. He smiled and said, "Not the legs....but...." He seemed like he wanted me to guess it right. It suddenly pooped in my head. "Its the knees isn't it? You were a catcher!" I bent his legs and slammed both knees against the ground. He groaned and I could tell it had damaged him. I grabbed each leg and twisted it right at the knee bend. A light flashed and I was now holding a voodoo doll.

The guy was standing in front of me I looked happy. He said, "You released me from my curse!" He told me that his life was in my hands and he pointed at the voodoo doll. I asked for his name and he said, "LeClair." I asked if he still had his water powers. He said, he could still take the form of water, but the demon had been released.I told him that he should stick around and join my army. I also told him that he was free and regardless of his choice I would lock his voodoo doll in a safe where it will never be found. He accepted my offer with a fist pound. We joined the other and engaged in battle with the demon chick. I speared her and had her pinned to the ground, she kept saying, "It all seems possible!" I looked at her and said, "It isn't possible. You are absolutely stunning, there is no possible way you will lose the vote for Prom Queen." Like before, there was a flash and I was holding the a voodoo doll and the girls spirit formed into a person in front of me. I noticed the other girl who was encouraging everyone had also broken her curse. She explained that her curse was broken when her friends had been helped. They were the ones she had tried to cheat for. The prom queen was named Rose, and the other girl was Carrie. They joined my army as a trio.

They told me they were all half water sprite/half human that had fallen into darkness. Sprites apparently aren't much different from demons and can cross over if they aren't careful. I introduced them to my friends Diddy, J-Dub, Ryano, MA, BC, and Changeling. I said, "We really don't know who he is. He changes identities every 30 seconds or less. We just call him changeling." LeClair, Carrie, and Rose were teaching me how to turn into water and I almost had fully transformed into a puddle when the dream became unstable and started to fade. I knew it had been a long one, so I decided not to DEILD. I didn't want to forget anything.


108 Stars of Destiny
NEW 13 - LeClair, Carrie, Rose (the water sprite trio) - The H2O Star

Series Details
Welcome to the epic dream series known as, "The 108 Stars of Destiny." Follow me as I build the most powerful army the dream world has ever seen. Along with the help of 108 key recruits, I take on the dream world and elevate to god-like status! Will anyone stand in my way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

March 13, 2011
Lucid Dream 196: A Little Game of Grab-Ass
Series: Friends, Episode 6
around 10:00am
DILD

Category - WTF


I was in a school building that appeared to be a hybrid of my old high school and elementary school. Me and my friend Diddy were walking up the middle stairs. In front of us was a teacher with a pretty nice ass. Diddy nudged me with his arm and pointed at her ass. I suddenly got the urge to just grab/pinch it. I thought to myself, "It will be ok, because I am dreaming." I instantly became lucid after this thought.

I winked at Diddy and then squeezed a big handful of the teachers ass. When she turned around I pointed at Diddy and she looked pissed off. She said something and then entered a brisk walk and left us behind. Diddy was a little mad and asked why I did that. I said, "Dude, relax we are dreaming right now." He stopped for a moment and performed a RC. He got excited and said, "Awesome, lets go grab someone else's ass." I laughed and asked him if that was really what he wanted to do in a this lucid. He looked a little take-aback and said, "Well, sure...why not?" I laughed again and agreed to participate.

We decided to make a game out of it. We would take turns and grab a random person's ass. When they turned around, we would make up a stupid excuse and you got a point if the DC accepted the answer. No points were given if they didn't believe it. I saw a decent looking female who I assumed to be a teacher. I figured I would start with her. I grabbed her ass and when she turned around I said, "No, it wasn't me. There was a turkey just now. I just ran by and bit you a little." She looked didn't look surprised as she started looking down the hallway and said, "That damn thing must have gotten loose again." Next it was Diddy's turn. I can't remember what he said, but he also got a point. With the next person, I began singing the song by Shaggy, "It Wasn't Me." The girl apologized for accusing me and I got a point.

We played until it was tied like 5 to 5 and Diddy made a bet. He pointed out one of our hard-ass, male teachers from high school. He said if I could get a point off him, then I would win. I thought for a moment and then came up with the perfect plan. I walked up and grabbed his ass. He turned around briskly and his face was red with fury (just like I used to remember ). He told me I was in big trouble and began shouting (just like he used to ). I tried to look confused and said, "Wait, why am I in trouble? What happened?" He spit as he talked and said, "You know damn well you just grabbed my hindquarters!" I tried to look shocked and said, "No sir, I am gay. You know a young and confused gay man would be too embarrassed to just grab your ass like that." He looked confused for a moment and said, "Well, I guess you have a point there." He adjusted his tie nervously and said, "I'm sorry about that. Must have had too much coffee this morning."

I began doing a crazy moonwalk-like dance in celebration of my victory as the teacher walked off. I told Diddy to give me my grab-ass championship trophy. He handed me a blue T-shirt that had "Grab-Ass Champ" written in gold letters with a picture of a cartoon elephant below it. I put it on a took flight through the halls. I began plowing into anyone who got in my way and kept shouting, "Make way for the champion of grab-ass!" I awoke while flying through the school causing a ruckus.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!