KingYoshi's Dream Journal...My World is Different

March 13, 2011
Lucid Dream 196: A Little Game of Grab-Ass
Series: Friends, Episode 6
around 10:00am
DILD

Category - WTF


I was in a school building that appeared to be a hybrid of my old high school and elementary school. Me and my friend Diddy were walking up the middle stairs. In front of us was a teacher with a pretty nice ass. Diddy nudged me with his arm and pointed at her ass. I suddenly got the urge to just grab/pinch it. I thought to myself, "It will be ok, because I am dreaming." I instantly became lucid after this thought.

I winked at Diddy and then squeezed a big handful of the teachers ass. When she turned around I pointed at Diddy and she looked pissed off. She said something and then entered a brisk walk and left us behind. Diddy was a little mad and asked why I did that. I said, "Dude, relax we are dreaming right now." He stopped for a moment and performed a RC. He got excited and said, "Awesome, lets go grab someone else's ass." I laughed and asked him if that was really what he wanted to do in a this lucid. He looked a little take-aback and said, "Well, sure...why not?" I laughed again and agreed to participate.

We decided to make a game out of it. We would take turns and grab a random person's ass. When they turned around, we would make up a stupid excuse and you got a point if the DC accepted the answer. No points were given if they didn't believe it. I saw a decent looking female who I assumed to be a teacher. I figured I would start with her. I grabbed her ass and when she turned around I said, "No, it wasn't me. There was a turkey just now. I just ran by and bit you a little." She looked didn't look surprised as she started looking down the hallway and said, "That damn thing must have gotten loose again." Next it was Diddy's turn. I can't remember what he said, but he also got a point. With the next person, I began singing the song by Shaggy, "It Wasn't Me." The girl apologized for accusing me and I got a point.

We played until it was tied like 5 to 5 and Diddy made a bet. He pointed out one of our hard-ass, male teachers from high school. He said if I could get a point off him, then I would win. I thought for a moment and then came up with the perfect plan. I walked up and grabbed his ass. He turned around briskly and his face was red with fury (just like I used to remember ). He told me I was in big trouble and began shouting (just like he used to ). I tried to look confused and said, "Wait, why am I in trouble? What happened?" He spit as he talked and said, "You know damn well you just grabbed my hindquarters!" I tried to look shocked and said, "No sir, I am gay. You know a young and confused gay man would be too embarrassed to just grab your ass like that." He looked confused for a moment and said, "Well, I guess you have a point there." He adjusted his tie nervously and said, "I'm sorry about that. Must have had too much coffee this morning."

I began doing a crazy moonwalk-like dance in celebration of my victory as the teacher walked off. I told Diddy to give me my grab-ass championship trophy. He handed me a blue T-shirt that had "Grab-Ass Champ" written in gold letters with a picture of a cartoon elephant below it. I put it on a took flight through the halls. I began plowing into anyone who got in my way and kept shouting, "Make way for the champion of grab-ass!" I awoke while flying through the school causing a ruckus.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!