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Non lucid : I started out in a car with 2 other kids, I was in the middle seat. One kid was talking about games non stop. We drove through a tennis court which I have no idea how we fit. We then drove through a field with a lot of people playing sports. I saw a little kid with crutches trying to 360 with them and he fell. So they see me laugh and start chasing and there is a roadblock ahead.
I get out of the car and start walking and a cop comes over and tells me to put my hands up. He looked like porn stache from Orange is the New Black.

Lucid : I realized this wasn't normal and became lucid instantly. It was very dark so I tried sticking my finger through my hand and I couldn't but I already knew I was dreaming. I tried rubbing my hands but it didn't work and then I tried rubbing the ground and it worked. I yelled clarity and stabilize and light and they all worked.

I was on a paved lot next to a field of luscious grass that was about 10 in tall. I could see it sway with the breeze. My vision was kind of weird then I remembered to take my chemistry goggles off. Then everything was mind blowing.

I stabilized some more then tried fo summon a person and they ran away so I turned around and found a person there who was dtf. We had sex for a bit but it felt dull, probably won't be doing that anymore and will do more fun things like flying.

Vividity : 10

This time I did a WBTB WILD, failed but was ok in the end.
4 1/2 hrs of sleep/Milk/Bathroom/Noise Meditation


1. I was in a big room, sort of like a cave, and by taking a weird pill I transitioned into a LD like phase, but not really. I could fly and do all the LD stuff but I was not LDing. Next I asked a friend Noah if he knew anything about LDing and he said "I don't know".

2. I was late for school even though I was already there.. I was worried and nervous. Some kid in my science class was playing a song on his/her's laptop. And I recall it being about Madonna wearing a condom.. Next I ran to the lunch room to get some food, and there was a lot of people there. There were dvds on everybody's seats it was weird, their was also a little packet of cereal on peoples seats too. I then ran out of the cafeteria after eating my food and took my DVD. Next I teleported and somebody was getting arrows shot through their head.

3. I got caught writing in my DJ and some boring kid named Michael from my school came and stomped on it after he through it on the ground. (Weird thing is I got caught writing in it today and told my mom it was my science homework, she thinks I'm doing drugs or something)

4. I was in a huge parking lot and I knew I was dreaming. I made the dream see through my waking like eyes and it worked, I had HD vision and I told my friends from my school bus I was dreaming, and I think one of them said "aw cool". Next I ran up some stairs for no reason, I guess I was excited. After that I ran back downstairs and tried to summon a girl, it failed the first 3 times but in the end I summoned 2 of the same girls but they were the wrong ones.. So I was like 'meh' you guys take these 2 I'll summon another one. I ended up waking up because I closed my eyes, maybe it was a FA but I'm not sure so I won't say it was.

5. I was in BF3 and I found a little glitch where it allowed me to move a vase and climb to the top of the building and I could snipe people. I got up but I didn't kill anyone as my gun was not a sniper.

6. I was in a different game, but similar to BF3. My team had to spray the other team with water until the time is up. My team won and I gave my teammate a high 5.

7.My mom said "Do you hear your dad? You shouldn't have went downstairs" And I said "I only got milk"