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My dream started in highschool. I was sitting at a desk along with a bunch of other students and the teacher was rambling on about something. Near instantly I realise that I am in a dream since I have been out of school for years. I stood up and said, "I'm leaving. I don't go to school anymore specially not in my dreams." The teacher looked at me and said something like, "The only place you are going is the principles office."

I walked over to her and punched her in the face sending her flying through the wall and out of the dream. One of the students started running at me with my back turned so I disentegrated him and the other students as well then busted through the roof flying into the sky.

Remembering the tasks I wanted to do I hit my reset button and found myself in the classroom with the teach and students again. This time I summoned snow balls which floated in the air around me then killed everyone by launching snowballs at them at super high speeds.

I flew through the roof again but this time it was snowing outside and I found myself in a very cartoony world. This must be who-ville I thought. I flew around sucking presents up through chimneys with my mind and making them float behind me as I went around taking all the presents.

Looking around I found a mountain so I landed there and got in some target practice by launching presents into the air and blasting them away with energy attacks. When I finished I flew up into the sky and destroyed the earth with an energy nuke.

I summoned a space ship and had it take me to mars but it seemed to be taking forever so I ended up just teleporting there. I destroyed mars with another energy nuke then looked around for an asteroid field. After not seeing one nearby I just teleported there.

There were a bunch of huge rocks all around but one extremely large one around the center of the field. I flew near to it and noticed a bunch of gargoyle-looking aliens swarming around it.

I reached into their minds and digged around a bit before finding the plans for a device meant to create black holes. I summoned a computer and transfered all the data from their minds writing it onto a flash drive then pocketed the drive and wiped out the whole asteroid field with a black hole I created on my own.

With my tasks completed I jumped into the black hole and found myself in a dark void. Then I woke myself up so that I could log the dream.

To add extra difficulty I have decided to attempt to complete as many of the 8 tasks(excluding harry potter) as possible at the same time by splitting myself into separate bodies which each have their own senses and the ability percieve the dream world each from their own perspective. It is similar to how Dr Manhattan from Watchmen makes copies of himself. Basically allowing me to have multiple separate dreams at the same time. I am planning some details ahead of time, have compiled the list of tasks, and I am about to work on reading these over and over again to memorize them so that hopefully even though I have been sick lately I can remember what I need to do.

Spoiler for Dream Log:

The dream started in my room with me sitting up in my bed. Looking around as the dream stabalized I soon became lucid because as is the norm in my dreaming state I was no longer breathing. I confirmed my lucidity by flying through my roof into the night sky. Looking around at the houses below I wondered what I should be doing and then the number 8 came to mind which reminded me that I had 8 tasks I needed to attempt.

I split myself into 2 of me, then 3, 4 and so on until there were 8 me's all floating in the sky. Each time I split myself I made sure to focus and carefully stabalize the dream for each one of me and focused each of them on their own task that needed to be completed. The rush of data coming from 8 separate versions of myself made the dream blurry and out of focus at first but then after focusing things became more clear. I am used to splitting into more than 8 of myself but also focusing on 8 separate tasks at the same time required a bit of effort. We all nodded at each other and with our tasks in mind we each teleported to 8 different places.

All 8 of these dreams took place simultaneously but I'll go into each of them one at a time.

Dream 1:
One of me teleported to new york and for some reason there we no cars, people, or animals within view and the city felt abandoned. Most of what I could see was just a bunch of tall buildings. I transformed into a butterfly and flew towards tallest building I could find. Keeping my task in focus I looked up into the sky with my minds eye and created a field of huge meteors then sent them flying towards the earth.

While the building was pretty large and could have destroyed the meteors since it was a dream it just didn't seem right since there were a lot of them and they were much larger than the building. So for added destruction and fireworks I placed an energy nuke inside the building, picked the whole thing up with my mind and chunked it towards the meteors. After it got close enough I caused the building to smash into a meteor and detonated the nuke filling the whole sky with a massive explosion which I even managed to see from some of my other dreams. With my task completed I allowed myself to fade into the void and refocused my attention into the remaining copies of me.

Dream 2:
Another one of my splits teleported to the moon and summoned Chuck Norris out of the air. I remembered to not get too hasty and let the fight drag on a bit so I lowered my guard then chuck rushed in and started throwing attacks at me. I redirected his attacks so that his strikes would vanish as soon as they got close enough to me and reappear next to his face. I pretty much just let him beat himself up for a while. When this got boring I formed an energy sword in my hand and lit myself on fire then sliced off my own head. I allowed my body to drop to the ground while my floating head started laughing maniacally. Black chains appeared from the ground and wrapped around him holding him still. I then ripped him into many pieces and remembering the secondary task I shook his severed hand.

After that I put him back together and talked to him for a bit. In mid-conversation I sensed the nuke that was about to go off, shielded myself and watched as Chuck Norris melted. Then I just refocused myself out of the dream.

Dream 3:
Another me teleported into deep space where the starwars deathstar battle was taking place. I transformed into Luke's ship and ejected him out into space. I then flew close to deathstar blowing up a bunch of enemy ships on the way using my mind sort of how Neo did when he headed towards the machine city. When I got closer to the deathstar I launched a missile and used my mind to direct it towards the deathstars weak point. The deathstar exploded and I knew that I wouldn't be able to hear the explosion in space but I did somehow feel vibrations and intense heat from the blast on my metal body. With my task completed I self destructed and faded away.

Dream 4:
I was having trouble thinking of a good rival so I ended up summoning Satan and shook his hand for the secondary task. I said, "Looking forward to fighting with you soon." Then I bslapped him in the face and vanished before he had a chance to react. This was the shortest dream and after it finished the other dreams became more detailed.

Dream 5:
This version of me transformed into something like the creature in my avatar. I wondered around in a dark void for a while just flying around. After the devil was summoned into dream 4 I went to a pit full of demonic things to mess with. The place was dark so I just felt them out with my mind and killed some time by beating up a bunch of them hand to hand dbz style.

After I faded out of dream 4 I summoned the devil into the pit then smirked and asked him if he thought he could handle me. He didn't reply so I made him summon a massive army of various demonic critters and then I made many clones of myself and transformed into my own massive demonic clone army. Unlike the splits allowing me to have 8 dreams at the same time these things do not view the dream world from their own perspective and are instead controlled 3rd person like puppets. We had a pretty awesome brutal gorefest of a battle that went back and forth for a while until I decided to get more serious and I completely over powered him and his army with an insane number of clones and some offensive abilities.

Dream 6:
I found myself as the spartan leader in the middle of combat against the persians. A lot of what I saw seemed to come from the movie 300 lol. Me and my men destroyed wave after wave of enemies and stacked up the bodies to better fortify the area. After I had had my fill of gore I summoned the main group of persians with them surrounding us and their leader at the front lines mocking me. I charged in and for some reason disentegrated him with an energy wave(not sure why) then ran charging alone into the bulk of the persian empire allowing them to tear me to peices while I laughed at them like a madman.

Dream 7:
I went to a concert where a lot of people were at and a dragon busted through the wall. Maybe not exactly a fire breathing mutant croc but at least similar. I cut off its head and several more heads grew back in its place so I sliced them off again and sucked him into a mini black hole. A few people at the show got sucked into the hole as well but most or the ppl survived.

Dream 8:
I found myself floating over a tiny island so I landed. I thought of some famous people to shake hands with and up drives a limo. Buddha, Abraham Lincoln, Bill Murray, Albert Einstein, and Bill Cosby all stepped out and walked over to shake my hand. I spoke with them for a little while but the conversation didn't make much sense. After I finished shaking all their hands and talked some more I noticed my nuke going off in the sky so I self destructed taking everyone out with me. XD

After all of my split selves faded away leaving just one of me I thought about everything that happened hoping I did not miss anything. With all my tasks complete I woke myself up immediately so I could start writing everything down.