Tales from the sun chaser.

I remember Cacaphony and J were at my house. She hopped on my computer and was complaining about how IRC was black in white. I told her to click MIRC and she should be able to see the difference. J was was in the kitchen talking to some guy....about something...like the guy needed something from him...money or whatever.

FA I'm on the phone talking to J about the dream.

Method: DILD (Failed WILD)
Recall: Above Average
Lucid Ability: 7
Vividness: average
Dream Length:average

Out of bed I head to the front door. Something doesn't feel right....wasn't I actually trying to go to sleep a second ago? I look out of the window in the door and it's completely black outside. I do a nose pinch RC, and it fails for the most part, but I notice that theres no pressure build up! I stood on my tip toes, and touched the ceiling of the house. Yup, I'm dreaming. I headed outside, and it started getting brighter. I figured that it was dark earlier because the dream was just forming. I flew out to the road, and thought about what I should do next. I heard someone pull up in the back yard playing loud music, and I really hopped that wasn't going on in RL. Regardless, I might as well get out of here, I don't feel like messing around at my house.

I thought about searching for Walms. I threw a black portal on the ground and stood on it. It started lowering slowly and when it got about waste deep, I widened it in hopes that it would speed up the process. Some DC was already at the mailbox trying to talk to me. Eventually I was in complete darkness, and I started thinking about Walms. Nothing was happening, so I started walking down these pitch black corridors calling his name. Then with sandy blonde hair came up to where I was and she quickly darted around the corner. She had a frightened look in her eyes so I went after her, and it was like going through a black hedge maze.

As I kept chasing this girl I noticed the walls started giving true shape, and light was actually showing up again. The area started to look like one of the back alleys of The World that Never Was. We reached a dead end, and the girl curled up behind a garbage can at the end of the alley. And I tried to ask her what was wrong, but she didn't say anything. I turned around waiting for whatever might have been coming to get her. Suddenly a dog showed up, and she called it by name and it sat with her in the corner. She seemed a little relaxed by the dogs presence but, I'm still on edge at the moment, waiting for whatever may show up. I hear some more clicks along the ground and I see another dog run by...something seems off though. I face to the left and I see it come out of the side corner. It's one of those mutated zombie dogs from Resident Evil. I grew wolverine claws and went to town on it.


FA
I'm talking to one of my friends about the dreams details, and then i wake up for real.

had a frag about taking some pictures of some monkeys that were on trees.

tried for a WILD....got into a scene once momentarily. I remember being on some futuristic planet...in a cave. I got back to that same exact scene twice, but I couldn't enter the dream.

Method: MILD
Recall: Above Average
Lucid Ability: 6
Vividness: average
Dream Length:average



I find myself randomly lucid in a place that looks sort of like a movie theater. There are rows of red comfortable chairs, but the backs of them are really high. It's also well lit and the walls have a brown paneled wood surface to them. Theres this huge TV on the side wall playing a movie, and when I look towards the front area, it also appeared there there. I was trying to think of a way to change the plot of the movie but I could only effect certain things about it. While I was doing this, the TV was duplicating itself and reverting back to a single one.

The movie was an old martial arts flick, and some lady in it had died. Some beautiful ninja had died, and was giving her dying speech to this long grey haired monk in all white. H walked up like she was going to sit next to me, but quickly turned around. I got up and tried to convince her to stay, but she sort of disappeared. I really don't have anything on my mind that I've been wanting to accomplish so I start thinking about plan B. As I walk down the aisle I notice this old school porn star is sitting there, and we started going at it.

Then some random DC comes up, and starts talking trash or something. I get up, and we fight. I leave him, and he tries to come back, and we fight some more, and I walk away again, and by the time I get back to the girl, the dream fades out.

I had a dream earlier.....i should have written it down.....
and a frag....but yeah


Method: MILD
Recall: Above Average
Lucid Ability: 9
Vividness: average
Dream Length:Long

I remember watching the Jimmy Kimmel show at a bar, and the Williams sisters were on there. Jimmy made them some goofy hats that looked like football helmets and they wore them. All of a sudden Jimmy is at the bar with me, and we're conversating, and Steven Seagal doing a weird Jimmy Kimmel impression. *Some guys walk in and challenge me some dancing contest, and country music starts playing, and i tell them "nevermind...no wonder why you guys thought you could beat me".

I don't know what happens at this point, but I'm outside, and I'm fully lucid.

I walk over to some girl and start dancing with her. *She has long brown hair, blue jeans and a short sleeve shirt. She tells me she wants to chill out in my car, so we head over and go inside. *I asked her for her name, and whatever it was, she said I was saying it wrong. *Then she spelled it out, and it was something totally different from how her name sounded. *I told her it didn't matter anyway because we're dreaming.

The car started moving by itself, and she sort of panicked as if she was trying to get me in on what was going on. *I shifted the car to drive, and it continued reversing. *I told her "You know why it's doing that? Because I'm dreaming". *I started explaining how the erratic actions of the car represented how I thought things went when I talked to girls. *I told her that sometimes, it's automatic, but sometimes I'm just out of control.

I stepped on the breaks and the car started driving straight. *There was really no road, just a bunch of random bushes and my coupe was handling like a tank. *Once we cleared them, we found ourselves on a road, and a cop car was in the way and I slammed into it. *The female DC was no longer there as I got out of the car and started talking to the cop. *He tries to tell me that I'm in trouble because of what he did. *I started telling him that none of this matters because he's just in my head, and I'm dreaming.

the cop opens up the back door and sends his K9 dog at me. *I figure I might as well have fun with this plot, and I started running...almost gliding through this warehouse as two dogs chased me. *I nearly made it out all the way, and I thought...that would be too easy. *I stopped, and turned around and the cop was right behind me. *Asked him "why hasn't your dog caught up to me yet?". *He said it was because he sent one of his younger dogs at me.

The dog finally came, and I stooped down and let it bite me on my arm. *It locked on, and I felt nothing. *I swung my arm back and fourth once, and the dog flew off of it for about 20 feet, smashing against the wall, and sliding down it like a cartoon. *I asked the DC if he could explain what just happened then. *Then I told him to send all the dogs he has at me. *He sent two Germans Shepard, and two kids even tried to grab me. *I grabbed them all, sandwiching them, and suplexed them at the same time. *I tried to go easy on them, but they all died.

I'm at D's house, and his GF and her cousin (made up DC) are there. When all of a sudden they head out to the other room to have sex. I can hear the grunting and screaming in the room I'm in and it's really hard to ignore it. I head to another room, and the cousin is in there, and we started talking a little bit, and one thing is leading to the next which is leading to the next. At this point we're way past making out, and all of a sudden D's girls comes in and she's all mad about the situation. Then her cousin acts like she didn't want to take it that far in the first place, when she's the one who started it.

Then A walks in, with p much the same attitude. Saying something along the lines like "yeah we didn't think you would try something like this". I'm putting my clothes on and looking at all of them and the only thing I can say is "are you kidding me?". I was upset that I wasn't able really even get started. I left outside, and found myself walking through the jungle. I had to cross this river, so I decided to jump, and there were all these plants scraping my arms when I made it across.

I get to this room that has my mom in it and I ask her how she's doing before I wake up.

I remember looking at some booklet about college football teams, and telling the guy to check the older version, because the the stuff he had was wrong/different......

Then I'm at some war torn city. Buildings are chard and ruined and I'm a laser cannon at some monster that keeps changing its form and wont die.

Then I'm in some high tech building with a humanoid frog. Everything is polished and shiny. It looks like some sort of lab. Theres a girl on a table who's either dead or unconscious. She's wearing a futuristic jumpsuit.

Then the frog is laying on the table, and she's finally conscious. She's sad because the frog killed himself to save her...or something?

I was at my house, and D showed up and asked me if I wanted to go to my old elementary school and play pac-man. I started asking him details about if they had the arcade machine or an Atari. He tells me it's a brown Atari, and we get to make our own ice cream. I'm pretty excited about this, and he tells me we need baking soda and powdered sugar. (yeah....it gets weirder) I search though the cabinet and find the baking soda. The box is open, so I decide to check through it and see if it's still okay because we had a really old box. Fortunately it's a new box, but theres a rock inside of it. I grabbed it and I was going to rinse it with water because I wasn't sure if it was baking powder clumped together or otherwise.

Just before I turn on the sink water, water starts squirting out from the rock in small bursts like a squirt gun. I get D's attention and tell him about it, and then the rock finally cracks open on it's own. Several tiny lobsters crawl out on my fingers, and eventually without and provocation, start attacking my hand. I killed a few, and turned on the sink and rinsed the rest down the drain.

D (other friend) arrived with a small yacht, and we all boarded. All of the streets were made of water, and even the highways were made of water. It was as if all the roads had been transformed into rivers of all sizes, but everything else remained the same. All of the areas looked so familiar, like I've been there before.

On the yacht, I was telling D about the lobster incident with the baking soda, and I noticed there were ants crawling around. I was sitting on the opposite side of them so I didn't have much to worry about. I stood up and was asking when are we going to fish, and is this water even fish-able. It looked like it could have been, but I wasn't sure. I went to sit down in my original seat but someone had taken it, so I sat on the side with the ants. Of course, they tagged me a few times, and I moved out of the path they had. I turned around and tried to see where they were coming from, and saw some baby opossums curled up, and told D, "man you have to clean this boat up".

We continued down this highway, and I had a moment of Deja vu. I was talking about how I loved the scenery and I wouldn't mind going to this area more often, and then we came up to a junk yard area, and it had a check point. Thats when I realized everything wasn't so beautiful...but I had the feeling like I did that before. We continued on into the city, and I was still wondering if I could fish. I saw some guy fishing a few boats down, but he was hung up on a buoy. (Apparently they were used as traffic signals in this city) We continued on and reached a dead end.

I went inside this building and there was a movie playing. It was towards the final scene, where they reveal who was the real killer, and apparently some lady who was murdered by the killer was actually the killer. They showed the murder scene twice. The first scene involved two people (I'm assuming thats what played out at the beginning of the movie), and the scene that revealed how she did it involved one person. I think she had two types of blood on the scene, and a mask.

Some lady showed up with her kids and we all started having small talk. Her husband was over seas, and thats all I really could remember before I woke up.

I'm at some party M is throwing, and it just feels good to see her again. We were running around like kids at some point, and we came in to eat. She cooked fried fish, and was telling everyone at the table her issues she's had with boyfriends in the past. She told me she wanted me to see her nipples soon. It was so out of the blue, but I said "okay, did you get them pierced". She told me no, but she planned on doing it, but she wanted me to see the before and after, or something. Then she talked about getting some tattoos done and asked me what I thought of them. I told her that I'd never get one myself, but people can do whatever they want to with their bodies. She started asking everyone else around the table as well. Like she was looking for a particular answer that would please her more. More or less something she wanted to hear. But then she sat right next to me and put her hand right next to mine so our index fingers would touch. I looked and both of them had identical calcium deposits. We both smiled at each other as the dream faded out.

Nature imitates man
I walked outside and headed to the utility room where the freezer is at. I looked inside and saw a lot of Klondike bars. I closed it and I saw some strange insect walking around. It looked like two glade plugins next to each other, and the lights actually worked. I was pretty amazed for a second and I called my pops to come look at it. And I thought about RCing....and I did. Pops came over and looked at it, and tried to say that it wasn't nothing in there, and as soon as I headed off, I woke up.

I remember something about percentages...someone was rambling numbers off to me.

Some girl told my brother that I slept with her. My brother was actually kinda happy. But the chick was lying.

I was going to church on Saturday, and going to skip Sunday.

I remember fighting some dog that turned from white to blue with aluminum bats.
I remember searching everywhere for my DG before I finally woke up.

I remember playing some game about traveling.
I remember trying to complete a challenge course that involved kicking a kid down a slip n slide.

overall the dream was pretty disturbing...so i'll just enter the part where I missed RCing.

Some lady walked up to me and unbuckled my belt and said "hey you wanna get some diseases, do you?" I pushed her off of me and said "hell no". Then I thought to myself, this is the point where I'd normally RC in a dream. For some reason, I didn't.

Method: DILD
Recall: below average
Lucid Ability: 5
Vividness: average
Dream Length:unknown

I remember there was some girl named ivory there, and I was going to give her a present. I was at some old campus, and it was night time. There were these artifacts that were in display cases, and one was closed book carved out of stone. I grabbed it and headed of to where she was. I entered an area full of tables similar to a lunch room, but everyone there seemed like they were studying. I walked up to Ivory, and offered her the book but she refused. I told her that it was priceless and I wanted her to have it, and she told me she knew that because she was the one to brought it there to begin with. She told me some other stuff about me that I didn't like and I pimp slapped her.

Everyone got quite, and I started walking off, some guy with his arms cross said "you don't want to do that again" to me. I punched him in face and he took it like a man. I punched him again...same thing. I eye gouged him so hard that my two fingers couldn't go in any further, and when I pulled them out, the guy was sill in that same cocky stance with no changes to appearance. I apologized to the guy and went about my business. There was a film of goo on my fingers that smelled like hell I noticed before I woke up.

Method: DILD
Recall: poor
Lucid Ability: not tested
Vividness: average
Dream Length: unknown (don't remember anything earlier)

I was at some diner and this girl was asking me questions, and all of a sudden she grabbed my hand and put it between my legs. She told me we might as well have sex here, and the scene started changing into my room. She got on top of me, and she had her tits in my face, and I told her to slide down a bit so I could remember her face. She stayed there for a while, and I thought I was going to wake up, but she finally switched positions and we were both laying sideways in the bed, and she was facing the other direction. I continued pounding her until I woke up.