non-lucid

4 feb 11 I remember having sex with Sarah Silverman

5 feb 11 Chase dream...I stole some money from Ja Rule and ran from him until I came up to a dead end. Decided to wake up once he caught up to me because he had a gun, and I wasn't even sure I was dreaming or not.

All I remember was being mad at my sister for something she ruined. Like really mad, but I don't remember what it was.

I also remember posing in a picture with my ex-sister-in-law. Hmmm, I guess that's about it.



I had another one where these DC's were trying to stop me from jumping off the side of this building. I wasn't quite lucid, but I knew I had these unexplainable powers that I wanted to test out. Towards the end of the dream, I was spitting up a mouthful of salt on the carpet.

I'm a prisoner at this Egyptian camp. There's a huge rebellion and all the slaves break free immediately. There's a location where we're all supposed to meet up at, and plan to free the everyone else. Instead of going there and staying, I spent the rest of the dream traveling back and fourth stealing supplies and water, and freeing other slaves.

I was in class and I was making friends with a few people, and the bell rung. I was leaving, but they all wanted me to walk with them instead of by myself. I turned around and walked with them, and we all got to a point where our classes went a separate way. I was thinking I could get used to do this on a regular basis, and I looked up at the sky and saw this huge satellite.

All of a sudden there was a big blast that emitted from it, and the satellite began it's decent. Everyone was panicking and trying to run in doors. I was just saying "i knew this would happen". And I headed to a set of doors and i noticed that there were gray hand prints on the doors from where people were trying to get out of that particular building. I waited there until the explosion subsided, and walked inside.

It was my next class. I was late, and I was looking for a seat. I sat on one side of the room, and changed my mind, and sat on the other. I don't know what the teacher was talking about, but it was very dark, and there was some presentation.


I also had a dream that I was watching a movie in a theater, and the people in it were skiing in the desert.

I remember a scene that involved some millipedes crawling after me. I sat up on the car, and they kept crawling, so I cut them in half with a butter knife. Almost immediately a ants were eating them.

I also remember jogging with a classmate, and we were talking about how the new army PT uniforms were going to get improved. We headed to to a subburb and I headed my own way to hang out with A. The fair was at his school that day, and there was all types of events.

I needed to pee, and when I finally came up to a stall, some huge 6'5 guy came up talking trash about me. I looked around cause I couldn't believe he was talking to me. He said some more junk to me, and once I finished up, and walked right over there, and punched him in the face. He shrugged it off, and tried to punch me. I blocked it, and punched him again, and again, and again, and again and again until the dream faded.

I'm back at the military base, and I'm on some random street that I believe is right down from the bowling alley. A red Jetta pulls up, and this brunette girl steps out with her kid. She's wearing some sort of dressy power suit, and her kid looks like he's about 6 or 7.

Some other girl comes up and we're all discussing what we plan to do this coming weekend. The brunette girl is all hugged up on me, but it's kinda awkward...like we just sated dating, and are just getting the feel for what we like when it comes to being close to each other.

Anyway, they keep talking about just going out locally, but I have my doubts because the last time I went there. Me and the brunette girl go back and fourth about it, and she ends up saying they heard that the place is going to be open until 5. I shrugged and said "alright, I guess well go with that". She was just about to leave, and I grabbed her and gave her a long kiss goodbye.

Had an episode of SP after I saw something that looked like a snake on the ground.

I also had a dream about M. Same old stuff...we're all cool, and I think she's my friend...and then I slowly start wanting to straighten things out between us, but I wake up.

I had a DILD that originated from from a chase dream. The only thing I really remember actively doing was to jump through a fence by phasing through it. The rest of it I was pretty low lucid and just noticing that the dream was working to my advantage. IE...whatever I was running rum, I didn't really stop.

I also had another military dream...I was at the hospital and I had just gotten off of leave. I was talking to this lady who looked like a combination of several people, but I really couldn't pinpoint who she was, or her rank. She was stressed out about something, and was telling us some story. She wanted me to send a picture text of myself to her so she could update her phone number.

Also had another dream where I was supposed to get dropped off at my house, but instead my cousins saw a party going on a few houses before that. Went there, and couldn't get in the house because we didn't know anyone, but there was some more people hanging outside. We started talking to a few people over there, and it turns out they knew most of the people there.

Today I just ended up having some dreams about going over the homework in my head.

Had a dream where I was in class, and some girl forced me to be her partner. We were going over the answers, and Dwight was our teacher. He announced that someone was from the town of sephiroft and mentioned the FF reference.

I was at some event that was under a tent. I believe it involved racing remote controlled homemade hobby cars and trucks. That wasn't why i was there though. There was some nutcase psycho on the loose destroying the cars and members with a hunting rifle. It took a while for my people to find out where he was, even thought there were these loud obvious bangs every time he shot someone.

I finally got to his position and ended him. I had some kinda golden hand-cannon that did the job. After that, some old Asian lady said she owed me per life spared, and there were at least 4 contestants alive. So she payed me 3k in cash, and gave me a stack of pills in a bag, and her gold tooth out of her mouth. I told her I wanted cash or she should just keep the tooth. She insisted, and showed me that there's a retractable loop on the back so it can be worn as a ring. I grabbed some of the pills and tried to pour on in my mouth, and about 13 of them went in. I was reading the box, and getting rid of them. I had to make sure the ones that were still good went back into the package and separate the ones that were already partially dissolved.

Meanwhile, R is telling me that I should just stick around for a bit, and he can come back with 3k more money, because he just needs my ride for a bit. I'm getting nervous cause I don't know what these pills are going to do to me, and I'm ready to leave.

I cant figure out the exact details of this dream, the recall in the beginning of it is off.

What I do remember there was this reaaaaaaally annoying girl who ended up being drugged or up on something, and all of a sudden she was totally horny for me. We're in the middle of some place dancing, and I whispered in her ear "you might as well pee on yourself". And she totally did. I stepped back before the waterworks really went off, and it got worse.

I noticed a bulge in the back of her skirt, and it was obvious she was also defecating on herself. Everyone around her was laughing...at this point I felt bad for her a little bit, and she continues to gyrate to the music while peeing and pooping on herself. I didn't know when she was going to come to, or if I was going to get in trouble, so after some heavy laughter, I started high tailing it out there parkour style until the dream ended.

I'm at the movie theaters by myself, and I decide to use the "hey are you guys hiring?" line on the girl who's taking tickets since she has this extra friendly look on her face. She tells me to head back to a certain place to go apply, and when I started heading back, and another girl told me to follow her. We headed upstairs and there was this huge arcade, and I was saying "so this is where are the arcade games went". There were also flat screen tvs on some of the walls and they were playing old movies for free. The concession stand was right next all of this. I thought this would be the most amazing spot to work.

Anyway, we continued on, and I found myself in a supermarket setting. The girl was no longer there, and she told me that I needed to pick up a form for "crystal", and she also said "don't forget to come back up front for your free tickets". So I continued on, and finally got to a counter with a bunch of people surrounding it. There wasn't a direct line and i guess the girl at the counter knew who came when. I saw T there, and she was with this guy who tried to bully me in Jr. High. I didn't say anything to them, because I was focused on getting a job.

The girl at the counter took the money from two other guys, and finally I was next. She had jet black hair, a white visor, and a super tight green shirt with white letters, and a black skirt. I asked her about the crystal form, and I don't even remember what she said...everything just went from flirty to sexual in less than a minute.

She's sitting beside me, and I'm playing with her, no panties or anything, and she's like "you might as well stick it in". I look around....TONS OF DCS. I said "you know what, I might as well". I got out of my seat and went between her legs and put it in. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head before she closed them, and I started pounding a way. She opened them again, and looked over and started panicking. She said her boss was approaching. I looked out the corner of my eye, and saw some tall guy in a tux, and just posed there, between her legs on my knees. We stared at each other for a moment while her boss passed us. She was trying so hard to keep a straight and normal face while I was still inside her. She then slammed her eye lids shut, and started grimacing again. I kept pounding her until the dream ended.

I remember meeting up with my brother at this fancy hotel suite...my daughter was there, and she made friends with some other girl who looked almost like her. She was acting pretty wild, but I decided to just let her have fun.

Oneironaut let me borrow this Uma Thurman movie. He had two of them, and I wanted them both, but he told me it was a one or the other type thing due to how different the two movies were. Anyways, I ended up watching/being in the movie itself. Uma and I were on a dusty highway heading west, and the perspective kept changing from first to third person. Either way, the whole thing was about this crazy car chase. I wasn't doing too much except being the guy who's like "oh my god, how do you know all of this stuff?", and she was taking out most of the bad guys. Once we got switch seats, and I took over the driving for a bit, and I remember she went outside of the vehicle and took some people out.

That's about when she left, and I found myself in Vegas on Halloween. There were a lot of kids out on the strip dressed up as different characters, and I was trying my hardest not to run any of them over. I arrived at this hotel where D, J, and O was at. Apparently they got there the day before, and I was meeting up with them. We were in a restaurant on the first floor, and sitting in some private section. O knew a bunch of the staff there because he had worked the before. He was introducing me to a few of them, and they asked me about some dance competition I was in. They all told me I should have won, but they couldn't vote for me because they worked there. I told them not to worry about it, and I thought that was going to be the outcome either way.

I tried to tell O about this dream I had during that same night, but he wasn't paying attention to me. He was sort of buried in his laptop looking at DV chat. D, and J told me that I had to sign in, and we went to the lobby. There were theses booths where you could check in, and instead of giving us a total, they gave us receipts of how much we saved. D and J saved about 300 bucks, and I saved 200. D told me I didn't save as much cause I was here for only one day.

We left the lobby and hopped in this party bus with a dance floor on it. I was wondering how much money I had left, and when I opened my wallet, a five flew out. I went to pick it up, and saw a twenty lying next to a guy. When I headed over there, the guy acted like it was his. I picked it up and gave it to him. There was an old man in the middle of the bus dancing to whatever song that was playing, and when it finished, he got his song to play the SAME song again. There was an mp3 player on the wall that he used. The song wasn't bad, but whatever.