non-lucid

I am a college campus in the front parking lot. For some reason I need to find a big steak to go feed some lions I saw earlier. I look around the parking lot full of cars for the steak. I find a really big piece of steak but it has grass growing on it. I tell a dream figure I found a steak but it's not the one I was looking for, that this one has grass. The dream figure tells me to take a brush and brush the grass off. I get two pieces of steak ready and go to the bank and trade it in. They make a mistake so the lady just gives me $150 so I can go and buy meat to feed the lions. Now I try to find someone to come with me because I am scared that the lions will eat me. I am changing my shoes for something more appropriate for the jungle when my 16-year-old cousin pulls up. I give up on her coming with me because she is in a bad mood and get in my 2013 Hyundai Accent that I totaled in rl and star driving to go buy the steaks. I am driving really fast and don't see a really big dip in the road so my car flies up and I momentarily lose control but I'm good. I keep driving.

I am in the bottom floor of a two story house with two dream figures. A male dream figure that I'm supposed to bring in to justice, and a female dream figure that I'm supposed to save. We are surrounded by drug cartel minions that are trying to kill us. I tell my dream figures that we need to split up. I jump out a glass window onto the front yard. There is a helicopter waiting in the front yard. There are two cartel dream figures on either side of the helicopter and I shoot them. I then run to the side of the house where I find my target sitting on a staircase that leads to a balcony on the second floor. I ask him how he'd like to ride in a helicopter. He tells me that the female df has been captured. I rub up the stairs and open a door accesible from the balcony to find the female df in bed under the sheets. There is a cartel df sitting on a plastic chair at the end of the room in a corner. He has an automatic machine gun. I shoot him and walk over to the female dream figure and tear the bedsheets off. She is naked and I find myself very attracted to her. I decide I am going to get acquainted with my assignment before I bring her to safety. She calls over the target I'm supposed to bring in and tells him to come in and close the door behind him. He walks in to the room with no clothes on, covered in body hair, but I don't care because the female dream figure is super hot. She has blonde hair and I notice that she has the same scars on her upper thighs as I do in real life (I think she might represent me in this dream). The rest is non-PG but I wake up face down as I was in the dream. I have an eerie feeling that the girl from the dream was me, and by making physical contact with her I returned to my sleeping body.

I am walking in the woods at night with Darryl, a phlebotomist I used to work with. I wonder if we are going to buy marijuana. We reach my childhood home. It is painted yellow. I go inside and I get hungry. I go in the fridge that is in the living room in my dream and take out a plate with four sandwiches all still attached to each other, as if it was one big square sandwich and after grilling it, turned into four. I turn around away from the fridge to find everybody in the living room has their own freshly toasted sandwiches that a dream figure is handing out. I feel left out so I ask why I didn't get one. I have a plate in my hand with four sandwiches so I say never mind I already have some. I'm about to eat my sandwiches when a dream figure tells me that I should check on my grandparents, that there are trouble makers surrounding the house they are in. I walk down the hill connecting the two houses and see a lot of dream figures loitering outside my mom's old house, their cars parked right outside. The front door is closed but there is a window open through which I can see my grandparents. I look inside and ask my grandma if they are okay. She says yes. I ask her if all the people outside are bothering them and she says no, she says they are just standing around talking to each other. They look like they are waiting for a party or something. I decide to go back to the house up the hill. There is a blonde male dream figure mopping the passageway style balcony of the house. I tread carefully to not get the floor dirty, I stare at the ground, the closer I get to the front door the more wet the floor is. I enter the house where the blonde df is mopping the living room and feel faint. I start to get dizzy and fall but the df catches me. I tell him I must be passing out from hunger so I need to eat my sandwiches. The df's from before are gone, it's just me and the blonde dream figure. The df is really attractive so I try to hurry and find my sandwiches and eat them so I can be conscious next to my "hero" that caught me before I landed splat on the floor. I never found my sandwiches.