∞ The Rabbit Hole

So, for some reason last night I had a fuck load of dreams and due to the fact that I was trying to remember all of them and commit them to memory while in a comatose state at night, I don't quite remember the plot to a lot of them. But yeah there's quite a few fragments here for one night IMO.

[+]I was hanging out with DnW and FrJ who had decided to are make their own cigars

[+]I was a physicist researching how to move any object faster using some sort of effect.

[+]Some Skype spokeslady trying to talk to me

[+]My parents were on minecraft

[+]Some high school football match going on. People all over the street after the game. Our team was cheering while rivals got pissed and tried to start a fight. I was driving by and decided to honk my horn really loud for a sign of celebration of victory and rivals got pissed and tried to chase after me.

[+]Three hot girls decided that they needed to get better at blow jobs, and they wanted me to help them practice.

[+]In some MMORPG game. I was starting my own ship. Had to recruit players and pay them gold to come on voyages and missions. Pretty cool actually.

Almost Lucid
There was a large minecraft Earth floating and for some reason I felt that whatever was on the inside was very important or held some ultimate truth. I zoomed in or something and ended up in the center where there was some chapel. It reminded me of some old kind of crappy chapel in Vegas or somewhere. Old red carpeting, kind of musty, not good lighting and there was a slight yellowish tint to everything. I think that I must be dreaming but to convince me that I wasn't my brain automatically jacked up the vividness. Everything was incredibly vivid, from every strand and fiber in the old stained red carpet, to the specs floating in the air that you could see in the yellowish beams of light from the setting sun outside. I walked into the main room where there were people sitting on old chairs and a couch with a red cushioned backing. There was an evil looking half goat demon who was reddish purple who I suppose was Satan, as well as several other people who had distinct characters about them. One was an unkempt tallish slim looking guy wearing a suit. The collar was kind of crooked and the top of his shirt was unbuttoned. He had long black hair. There was some girl as well. They were listening to someone playing the guitar. There were two empty seats, there was one for me that I was supposed to sit down on, and there was another large comfy looking green upholstered one-and-a-half person sofa meant for someone important who had yet to arrive. I think it was meant for Jesus or something?

[+]with NH and JH (Two football playing tough brothers from my old high school) at Costco. They had tried to eat a ton to prove how manly they were but both ended up throwing up on the sidewalk. I had told them not to be retarded. Their Dad then came up to me and started talking to me about cooking, I had to pretend to act interested while he told me about some new apple cobbler recipe he had discovered.

[+]With some 'popular' kid from high school and he knew parkour and I knew parkour so we were hanging out. We were both trying out new wall flips and trading techniques.

Frog King
Some moth was flying around in my room and instead of killing it I let it outside. Later I was about to die from something and some frog saved me. When I came home he was in my room with a little gold crown on and he could talk. He was the Frog King and was repaying my kindness to the animals.

I got the sense he was pretty young for a king as he had a pretty awesome personality. We hung out and so I wound up getting to be friends with the Frog King.

[+]I was in a kickboxing match against my old gym teacher from gradeschool. (IRL she is actually ridiculously ripped and held the world record for women's dead-lift at one point. So being pared up against her was like, wtf)

[+]Driving into some cul de sac of a neighborhood and in the driver is some kid I knew from like, 2nd grade.

[U]Alien Job/U]
I was driving my car after hearing some reports of alien abductions in the area. I went to warn some of my friends to escape because I had a feeling they were coming for them. Instead it turned out that I ended up getting abducted. I saw one of the ships which looked a lot like a phantom ship from the Halo series

when I was in a parking lot and it came towards me and telepathically told me to stay still. I sensed that they were actually cool so I let them beam me up. When I got inside I was greeted by a lady, all of the aliens looked like us. They were all working away at computers and screens all over the ship were playing video footage of random stuff going on it was all obviously very high tech. She gave me a tour of the facility and was very friendly and everything was actually pretty chill. They needed me to help them with something so they were going to offer me some high position on the ship and I would work with them.