non-lucid

Dream 1

I was in a pub and we were celebrating my mum and her boyfriends wedding. Her boyfriend was really drunk and he stumbled backwards into a guy and knocked a beer out of his hand. Her boyfriend walked off and this man chased after him, all of his mates and other people grab him and put him on a chair, telling him to calm down/ My mums boyfriend walks in and he stands up to him, then my mums boyfriend just drops him and a fight erupts. I was then rolling about on the floor as well? Everyone was in hysterics, afterwards everyone separated into their family groups. We were in a small room talking thinking we were going to get battered again so we thought we should order a taxi and sneak out a back door. We were then driving home and I said to everyone, 'lets be honest it was sort of funny, but it was BadBadNotGood. Also at the start of this dream I was talking to Antony Fantano (In RL he is a music reviewer on YouTube) he was a sort of plumber and was working in this pub, he said how once he done a poo so big it clogged the toilets up, he then had to remove the pipe in the toilet and put a new one in because it was that clogged up. Weird

Dream 2

I was in a hotel, my dad was in a pub there so I went and seen him and I walked in he was sitting by himself doing a paint by numbers. The one he was doing was a dolphin, he had already completed like 5 others as they were scattered around his table. While he is doing that there was a stand full of records, so I search through them see if there was anything I like. There wasn't. I then met my mum who needed help taking out a window.

Dream 3

I was back at school... again. This time there was a huge fire, all the fire alarms were going off, usually it meant nothing, but you could really see the smoke bellowing out from around the school. This school didn't really look like the one I went to in real life. SO we ran out the class with our teachers, around the side of a gate and we were standing on top of a steep hill. I'm standing in line and one of my older friends ran up to me, got his bag and pulled a small chainsaw out. 'I knew this would come in handy' he said. He kept revving it up and putting it by my ear. I was getting very angry telling him I hate it, but he kept doing it. So I grabbed it and the teacher came over and took it off him. This made him angry as well. Then we had to start running because the fire was getting closer, the whole class began running down the hill, everyone was out for themselves. I skidded down the hill, and these green looking spiders were going crazy running across the hill, I went straight through them which was pretty disgusting, then as the hill came to an end it dropped off a huge cliff. About 50 people all went flying off this cliff, luckily everyone had parachutes. The freefall was EPIC. I was going down and down for ages, I wanted to see how long I could hold the free fall for. I was watching everyone opening the parachutes around me landed in different areas, I was drawing closer and closer to the ground and seen an airfield close to the sea I was going to land on. I pulled open and had a perfect landing. It was good

Dream 1

We were in France on a school trip, and we are pretty much allowed to do what we want to do during the day so me and one of my friends decide we are going to hire a bike a ride over the huge mountains they have in France. So we went and rented a bike each, and began to ride them. Before we even got to the mountain trail I had to go down a huge hill, it was verrrrry big. I was riding down going fast and it was now me and my sister. I was pretty scared we were going to crash. Then at the bottom we planned that we would ride to the top of mountain peak, enjoy the scenery and come back down the same way otherwise it would take us forever. Then the scene changed I'm in a small French town, still planning my bike trip, I had £13, I had £6 for lunch and £7 was for any emergencies that may arise, for lunch I went in a chip shop where the lunch was pie, but they hadn't made it yet.

11-07-14

Dream 1

Eminem stopped at my house as a place to stay whilst he was on tour, everyone was telling me to give him rats for his dinner

Dream 2

I was going to an Eminem concert and it was at the ice skating rink in my local town. I was walking up towards it and I seen Action Bronson on a black pushbike. He recognised me from when I seen him in concert before and rode up to me. He hugged me and then started speaking to me and said its about 2 hours till the concert starts. So me and my family decided to go round town for a bit, we decided t go to this cake stall called BBs. As we were buying the cake, one of the workers offered my brother a job, he accepted it. So after that we went to subway, we had to get the bus and it was an open top bus, I had marmalade and I dropped it off the top accidentally, so I had to get new marmalade. We went back to town with 2 of my friends, they were going to meet someone but didn't.

12-07-14

Dream 1

We were in my house, my brother, his friend and me. We had DMT brownies and one of them was a really large dose, way larger than normal. I said I wasn't ready try DMT just yet so passed my brother also said it too. I'm chilling in my room and my brother runs in saying he accidentally ate the brownie and forgot it was a DMT one, he realised it was a while before it would kick in so he tried to calm himself down. Him and his friend who also ate one were chilling on there phones in the room. They could start it feeling to kick in they said, one ran to the toilet upstairs, my brother ran downstairs to get to the other toilet, he was sick all over the kitchen twice. I made him lie down on the sofa to prepare for his trip, I said it will 'probably feel like you're leaving this dimension, so lie down.' He was lying down zoned out, then I started making a weird high pitched noise, he found it really funny and was laughing crazily, so I carried on doing it then it was making him act weird so I stopped. I put on the TV so I could do something then he started acting weird so I turned it off. I was just making sure he looked OK basically, I then put him in the recovery position in case he was sick again.

Dream 2

I looked in my backgarden and I had a giant pet emperor penguin, it was waddling round my garden. I was thinking how cool it was to have a penguin. The I looked at my rabbit and it started running through the fences till it was 5 doors away. I shouted foods ready and it ran back, through 3 and jumped over the last two. I went in my room and found another baby penguin, we assumed the adult penguin gave birth to this one, so I was handling it showing everyone, then gave it to its mother. Then I got my mum to have a look and the penguin was with its whole family of 5 all cuddled up, we were pretty amazed.

Dream 1

I went McDonalds (again) with my Dad, brother and sister. We bought our food and took it outside, as I was walking outside my sister knocked all of my food out of my hands. I was still hungry so I went back in to just get a large fries. The I was packing my clothes to go skiiing, I ad goggles, socks etc. Then the scene changed again, a woman was outside a house and she had a suitcase, she looked about 80, inside the suitcase she had rotting watermelons and tennis balls, my dad said she didn't want them and threw them away she wasn't happy. The scene change again, my dad was speaking to my friends dad about work, then my brother ate all of my chocolate and I wasn't happy.

Dream 2

I went skydiving on myself, I remember landing and it was a good landing, I timed everything perfectly. As I landed I seen a guy trying to land he was spinning and all sorts, in the end he lost control and went flying over some hedges, me and my mum went running after him. That's the last I remember

Once again the dreams I had felt scattered and hard to remember, I suppose this is just because I'm trying to get back in the routine of journaling again

Dream 1

My notes say cat pollution? I'm not sure what that means as I don't remember it, however I remember the rest of my notes. I am with one of my friends, we are walking down an unfamiliar street and I had just made a new YouTube video in this dream. We were talking about that and he said it was rubbish. That got me sort of angry, as in this dream I knew it was amazing, I felt that he was jealous. Then as we were walking down this street, he walked up one of the drives and kicked someones front door really hard. In this dream was the house of another one of my friends who I'll call 'A'. So A peers out of his window and we both run as fast as we can away, we are running and he catches up from us by flanking us from somewhere. He looked upset, as A and my other friend used to be friends and doing this was childish, so he punched him unexpectedly and knocked him over.

Dream 2

I'm on the bus with a friend called J and a random girl. We were on the top deck and there was a bunch of 20 year olds messing about thinking they were big. One of them swings for J and as he was swinging for him I punched the guy in his ribs to stop him from hitting J. The guy, who was really tall, gets up and punches me. Then J gets really angry, he was angry at me for hitting the other guy? I couldn't understand as I sopped him from hurting him and took the blow instead. But he was reallllly angry, that got me annoyed as well so I argued back, then the girl was getting upset with both of us for causing a scene, she said she was getting off the bus right now. I said I was too. I looked out the window and seen how far from home I was. I didn't care though. I walked one way the girl walked the other. When I was walking off the girl was calling my name, she ran towards me and said 'I'm sorry, you did the right thing and I shouldn't of got angry at you' she hugged me and we both walked off.

So I'm plodding along on myself and I see a group of black men, who are following me, looking angry, I felt I had done something wrong. Then I spotted one of them was wearing a Danny Brown shirt which I also had which I got for free from a concert. Turning round I said 'Hey, did you go see Danny Brown live in Koko?' he said he did and I was like cool I have that shirt too. Then one of his mates coughed up phlegm and spat it on the shirt, I awkwardly walked away as they argued, the guy was saying that it was me who spat on him, so as I turned the corner I ran just to be safe. So I end up in a shopping center which has a McDonalds, by now its night. I see people from school who are in there. They were ordering Chinese food from McDonalds, I asked them how they got that here, they said 'look McDonalds now do takeaway type foods'. I looked behind and they did they had all sorts such as curry etc. I ordered a curry and waited, I sat down with them and one of them said to me 'Aren't you the guy who started on me once at a party?' I said 'No you started on me' We sat down and ate, my curry tasted awful, the chicken was very rubbery that's the last I remember.

My dreams were all over the place last night,, not one specific plot it was very random

Dream 1

I was at a festival and I was seeing A$AP Ferg, it was early in the morning about 12ish. It was hard to remember anything lese

Dream 2

In this dream I had a really long dream and I dreamt for about what felt like 10 minutes writing the dream down in my dream journal to wake up and find I hadn't actually wrote anything down!

So I was at a waterpark with school, I went on this blue ride first, then one of my teachers said to me 'I know you can do this.' I'm not really sure what she meant. Our coach had a toilet. Then I was in a classroom and everyone was smoking weed. Then I as at home playing cod zombies, a cat started playing and got to level 21, then I fed the cat to the zombies as they turned real so I didn't get eaten. A guy comes to pick it up and the cat bites my finger bad, so I told the cat off for being illiterate.

They were literally my dream notes, random shit happening everywhere

Dream 1

I am sitting under a bridge with another person and we were talking about the different stages of REM sleep.

Dream 2

It was nighttime and I was in some field, my friend runs inside a caravan and then tells me he got bit by a zombie in there, I start running away from him and he starts chasing after me.He catches up with me and bites me, but nothing happens to me.

I am then with Tyler The Creator, he starts getting really angry at something then tells me he's gay and is going to tell everyone on twitter.

I am then with another friend on some cruise ship, we are at like a bar and they have these sour test tube drinks, I choose a green one which has a blue straw and drink it.

Dream 1

I was waiting at some traffic lights with my brother and my grandad walks up to us. He tells me he wants weed, this is really weird I think. He tells us both that he will buy it and that the dealer is on his way. 2 guys roll up the street in a black, tinted Range Rover Sport, it was very nice. The driver rolls his window down and he is a Rastafarian, it comes to £15. My Grandad gives me mine and I drop it, it turns to like metal or something and bangs into the dealers car. I fear it has dented it and he'll notice it later. Then it starts floating off but I catch it. We were then lighting it up and I was about to smoke it when my mum comes. My grandad tells me to hide it, so I throw it on the floor and stamp it out. We then talk about jobs in the family.

Dream 2

I was in the backseat of a car and I guess I was going on holiday somewhere. We are driving to the destination and I am filming on my phone which looks to be the Maldives in the UK. Out my window was a huge puddle it looked like, in the puddle was instead of beautiful houses static caravans, elevated over the puddle. Much like the houses in the Maldives but trampier. I am laughing commentating over the video. There is no one about, I think its a weird place to be be going on holiday. I then see lots of people at a rocky beach.

I am then at the beach, my family are there. Its England so I know how cold the water will be. I am the first to go in and to no surprise it is absolutely freezing. I put my body under but not my head. My sister comes in next and she grabs my head and stamps on it as a joke but I almost smash my head off the rocks. I tell my mum.

I get out and I stroll through the backstreets of this destination. There was a shop selling this toy biting fishes. They were only a euro and I thought they would be really funny to pretend to bite random people with a the beach. The man picks one up, I tell him to hold on while I get my money out. I say I only have a 2 euro coin. He gives me 2 euros change back.

Dream 3

I man in a black suit is giving a speech, he has a fade style haircut and a white tie on. On the knot of the tie is the 'Eye Of Horus' symbol.

Dream 4

I am in my backgarden and I am aware I am dreaming. Well kind of not very aware. I know what my goal is, which is to go to space. I decide that I will spin to space, I spin all the way till I'm in space. In space there was two football goals and a football. I think I haven't completed my goal into I score with the football. I shoot and miss. I say to myself if I don't get this in I will have failed my lucid dream. I score and I am happy.

Dream 1

I am playing football at like an army type base. I was running and someone knocks me over, I land forcefully on my shoulder and I know I'm seriously injured. people come up to me and realise I have dislocated my shoulder. They told me to go and wait in this room for the ambulance to come. I stand up and start wiggling my shoulders, I can feel the crunching in this shoulder, it also feels all wobbly. I walk into this room and lay on a like operating table. I lie there and wait.

I look onto my left shoulder and I can see the bone almost sticking out the skin, the bone only looked small, like the size of a pencil. It was almost breaking the skin but it hadn't quite. Woah. I'm kinda freaked out but I think its kinda cool. It didn't hurt that was the weird thing. I need people to see this. I start shouting to my friends to come over, about 20 people rush over, they are all looking in awe at this bone. I keep pushing it in and out.

Dream 2

I am in the toilets and I decide that it would be funny to do a poo in the urinal toilet and not the cubicals.

Dream 1

I was at war with this other rival family, it was in older times, the guns were old and people were fighting with swords. I had one shotgun with about 20 shells left. Everybody was in this area, it was circle with walls round the edge, surround the walls was more pavement and around that was water. I ran in the middle shot one guy in the belly, everywhere people were fighting with swords it was pretty epic. I jumped down out of this ring and round the edge, I was like the leader of this family. The leader of the other family followed me and it was like preparing for a boss fight. I had a shotgun he had two swords but he was very experienced with these. I can't remember how the exact fight went down but I won. He passed over his two swords to me as I was out of bullets and began to teach me how to use them. He showed me if I point them at the sea it electrocutes everybody in it, he showed me and he killed two pigeons swimming in the sea. Woah cool. I was struggling to hold them and wondered how he could fight with them.

The next thing everything turns really trippy, like I'm in the type of trippy dreams you see on TV. The guy has drugged me! He's not as nice as he appears after all. I'm floating in this space, doors are everywhere (its kinda hard to explain). He then says to me 'Niko isn't what you think he is!' I looked up and see standing in a bright light Niko from Da Vincis Demons, I assume he has betrayed our family. Then he begins to show me past memories from who I am in the dream. They weren't actually my real life past memories. I see a guy holding onto bars and looking out through them. I know this is the one I have to pull myself through if I want to live. I feel myself floating past it, I try to grab it, I grab one of the bars and pull with all my strength through it. I hear a 'NOOOOOOO!'

I leap out the other side and I am in a gladiator type ring. The crowd roars as I appear, its like they are saved now I have come to fight. Fighting is going on all around me. I see this one huge guy about 8ft tall just demolishing everyone. I knew it was me vs him. I walk up with my two swords and slash his ankles. He goes for a kick I dodge. Then out of nowhere Niko who I seen earlier jumps off a platform onto the giants back. He has a long chain and wraps it round his neck he pulls the giant to the floor. That's the last I recall.

Dream 1

I go to my local shop and I relaize that I have 3 paper rounds to do. I am not happy that I have to do 3, but I accept and say 'Yeah, I'll do it." The person who owns the shop pulls me to the side and says "You are a very hard worker, I heard your looking for a job at the moment is this true?"
"Yes" I say, expecting she was going to offer me the job.
"Where did you work before?"
"Wilkinsons." The conversation ended and I went to do the first set of papers. I literally remember delivering like 10 in the dream and getting thirsty so I decide to go home to get a drink. When I'm at home I look at the sheet of paper and the next place I'm delivering to is 'G.O.O.D Kid M.A.A.D City'

Dream 2

I'm am outside in like a pub or something. There are lots of tables everywhere and its night time. I notice on the table in front of me someone is drinking a drink called 'Lucid Dreaming'. Confused by this I pull the drink closer to me examining this drink and looking at the ingredients etc. I don't know what I was trying to find I was just curious. Then I decide its best to reality check now, it really did feel like real life. I do the nose plug and to my surprise I was dreaming. I think no messing about I want to go to space! I decide to fly straight up there, I go to take off get in the air a bit and feel the dream is unstable, so I land and decide to stabilize it.

I look closely at my hand, I look sat the palms, they seem much more wrinkly than usual and I examine them closely. I flip them other and my hands are looking weird. I look up from that and find something I can touch. Flowers it was, I done this in a previous lucid dream and it worked well. I chose this particular blue flower and started looking at it closely, it was only small, I felt the petals and it felt as you would a flower to expect. I finished stabilizing and decided I was ready.

I try to fly to space again, I jump in the air and fly as I usually would I get a few meters off the ground and I fall. I try a couple more times. Goddamn! Why isn't this working again! It happens every time I want to go space, I think. I imagined that space wasn't really that far in the sky and if I get speed I can reach it in a under a minute. I try hard to imagine it as I seem to be failing getting to space a lot! I notice there is a cliff edge a small run away from where I am standing. I think to myself, what I will do is run as fast as I can to it, gain a lot of speed jump off and fly to space from there. I begin to run as fast as I can, I am going very fast. I start getting closer to the edge and when I'm there I jump, I reach out like superman and I seem to fall again. This is the last I recall.

Dream 3

All my friends are coming on like some sort of road trip with me, we are going to like Cornwall in England but stopping at random places on the way. We are on the motorway and we decide it will be funny for me to get the skis out and hold onto the back of the car going down the motorway. I agree. So I get into the skis and I am holding on by a rope. We start driving down the straight going really fast, it must be about 80mph. This was quick, I just hoped I didn't fall off I was getting a rush from it. Then we come to a corner, still going quick we turn this corner, the car turns first then I go flying wide and hit the railings and crash. It doesn't hurt but I am lost. They have to carry on driving and they can't turn round and pick me up. I take off the skis. There was a small river next to these railings and round the edge was cocaine. I ignore it and jump over it. I decide to call my sister. I call her she was with my mum who was driving the car. I tell her to come back and pick me up I can't remember what she says. I am in some sort of abandoned town, I start walking and there is everyone. They were coming to stop the night here anyway.

The next thing I know, everyone is trying to jump from this one building to another because people are supposedly chasing after us. We put a log down to walk across but as I begin to walk across it falls down. Instead as the jump was only small I jump out and fall on belly as snow is there. I roll onto my side but keep rolling and fall off and have to start again.

Dream 1

I am riding a huge motorbike in my dream down a very long road close to my house. I think to myself, 'Why am I riding a motorbike, I don't drive motorbikes especially big motorbikes like this. It must be a dream!' I don't fancy taking my hands off the handlebars to do a reality check I'm pretty sure its a lucid dream. My goal is to go to space but I think it looks like a hell lot of fun driving this thing. I decide to go faster, I pull the throttle and the speed increases, I can feel the weight of the bike as I'm driving, it was very heavy, when I turned a slight bit it felt like I was going to fall. I think 'This bike must be a Ducatti' I don't know whay I thought that as I know nothing about bikes. I carry on riding and I hear the sound of another bike behind me. I assume this is my friend as he has a bike. I think it would be quite fun to ride together and maybe have a race. I turn the bike sideways on the road so no cars can get past me. I wait to see who it was. It wasn't my friend. I lose awareness.

Dream 2

There is this type of runway for people with hand gliders to take off on and fly over the jungle. I run off it with about twenty people and start flying all over the top of this jungle, enjoying myself thoroughly. I then land and I go to my family, they are sitting in an outside cafe around a table. I say to them "Watch me, on the hand glider, I will fly over the top of you!" I run off back to the runway and once again I go to take off with various people. Everyone started running and I wasn't, the person in front of me still hadn't strapped himself in and neither had I. I think I will be safe. We take off and the person in front, begins to strap himself in. Oh no, I start fumbling about trying to get hold of the straps but I couldn't get it round me at the speed I was going. I think I may possibly die. I start falling, then I realize I can fly. I begin to fly, I fly over the jungle then instead of flying over my family with the hand glider I do it with nothing. I can't remember if they were impressed or not.

I am then with my family at this other restaurant, across the street I see Walt from Breaking Bad standing by a wall. He starts talking to us. He then begins to tell us about a dream he recently had. In the dream my brother was an expert dream analyzer. My brother then tells him to repeat part of the dream, he does so and my brother announces he has 5 minutes to live. Then my sisters teddy bear flies across out of nowhere and lands on her. I say "everyone thinks this teddy bear isn't alive, it definitely is." My granddad agrees with me. Then Walt just drops dead on the spot. I have to get out of there I run.

I am in someones back garden, there is metal fencing surrounding me. Jessie from Breaking Bad has now come to save me, the cops are after me. We begin scaling over the fences and trying to escape. Then we see Walt, he is carrying a bag, he has grown hair like at the start of the recent Breaking Bad. What? How is he alive, I seen him die? I wake up.

I go toilet in real life and I go back to sleep... the dream continues.

I am in Mexico, the police are still after me. I see a McDonalds, its not like the ones we have in England. It was on a street corner and there was one table inside you had to sit outside. I had to hide in there I think. I walk up to the stand, I feel like I don't fit in and the police will instantly recognize its me if they see me. "One large Big Mac meal" I say. "Oh, and can I sit inside?" I ask.
"Of course" she replies. I collect my meal and go to sit at the only table. There is a young Mexican boy already sitting there. He looks about 12. "Mind if I sit here?" I ask.
"No, no" he says. He looks kind of happy I'm sitting here. He now has someone to talk to. I explain to him that the police are after me and that to never trust the police. I look up out the window and I see policemen searching the streets. Shit. I jump out my seat, get down in the building behind the window. One policemen is standing right at the entrance to the McDonalds and another is harassing a man and his son right outside the window. The son who is about 15 notices me and recognizes me. I put my finger on my lips to signal him to be quiet. I knew that was no use, he was going to snitch. "IN HERE!" I hear a shout. Little prick. I pull out my Desert Eagle. The first man storms in, I kill him. I take out two more. I can hear one inside the restaurant. He was standing by a doorway to the staff area. I take him down and pull out my phone. I open up SnapChat, I begin to video. I put the gun to his head and BANG! I think he's dead. Until on further inspection he isn't, I can see him squirming in pain "AY! HOW COME HES NOT DEAD!" I shout. I shoot him once again, then I put it to his temple and shoot again. "I NEED TO PUT HIM OUT HIS PAIN!" I wake up.

I write this section in my dream journal and go back to sleep... the dream continues.

I am in a shopping mall, I see an old man with a walking stick come in. He looks frail and weak. I notice he has a bob strapped to his arm, then I see him stand next to the boy earlier from McDonalds. NO. "RUUUUUNNN!" I shout to the boy. He begins to run a bit and the man blows himself up. It was only a small explosion only enough to kill himself and no one else. Then the police hear this and begin chasing us. I grab the boy and make him follow us. 3 police men chase after us. We are running up some stairs and they are catching up with us. I disarm one and tell them to get on the floor. The one I disarmed was a more experienced police officer. The other two had only just begun and were 'Level Ones' they lie on the floor begging for their life.

Dream 1

I with my mum and I was waiting to play some game with her, she was pretending to be asleep and I had waited for an hour. She wakes up and says she dosen't want to play anymore. I am angry after waiting all this time.

Then I'm on my phone having a conversation with someone on twitter about this tv program and school, she was from a school called 'Aston'.

Dream 2

I am back in Italy once again, it is the last day and there is an awards celebration happening later. I am in my room which I am sharing with about 10 people. One girl asked me to take a photo of her with her camera. She stood on her bed and posed. I took a number of photos.

I am then at the place, there is a stage and I am backstage and outside there is a whole lot of tables everywhere for friends to sit together on. The two girls from my room are there.The presenter then says "And for this years hottest girls goes to..." I forgot what there name was. They were very embarrassed and didn't want to walk out on the stage but in the end did so.

I am then walking to the toilet and one of my teachers stop me, it is night time and they ask "Why are you wearing sunglasses?" I realise I am and its even darker with them on, so I take them off. She then started telling me about how one of her friend has a limp. I tell her that someone I know has got one too, she says "Oh yes! I know him! That's not good." The conversation ends and I think 'Shall I walk off or does she still want to talk to me?' I awkwardly walk off to the toilet.

I am in a cramped toilet and there is me and one guy in there who looks really ill, like he's going to be sick. Hes pacing back and forth between the sink, rubbing his forehead, sweating. I notice his glasses are on the floor. I don't ask him what's wrong because I thought he was just drunk. Then he leans over a sink, I assume he's going to be sick. But as he makes the sick noise, sweat pours from his back. WOAH WTF?! I think how strange this is. I then ask "Are you ok?" he dosen't answer, he looks embarrassed like he gets asked this question all the time. I drop the question. Instead I pick up his glasses off the floor and hand them too him. I walk off.

Dream 3

I was in a room downstairs, both of my doors were fully open. I hear a scream from my sister outside and a laugh from my brother. I turn round and see a squirrel running at me. It runs up and jumps off the floor, pushes off my head and onto the lights. It felt like I was punched in the head. It then jumped off the lights and grabbed onto my ass. It pulled me onto the floor, I fall over lying on my back with this squirrel next to me. It shoves its claws up my ass! I am in so much pain, I was being violated! It then started biting my hand, then pain was too much. I try headbutting the squirrel but it was not working. "JAMIE! JAMIE GET IT OFF NOW!" I scream to my brother. He was just standing over me laughing. The squirrel finally gets off and runs off. I cannot believe it.

I am then outside my infant school, for some reason everyone is driving there cars into walls and flying out the windscreen just for fun. This isn't fun I think, you could die doing that. I then start telling people about my squirrel story and everyone wants to see it. I tell them its at my friends house up the road. Everyone runs up and we see smoke smoldering out of a house. I notice the house is on fire, nobody is in. I am going to have to go in and put it out. Me and one friend run in and try and find the fire, we run upstairs and we here police sirens. They think I have caused the fire. Soon I see lasers pointing at me from snipers, I have to jump. I jump out the window from two stories, the dream ends!

This first dream is a dream I wrote early in the night but seem to have forgotten now I am typing this up. So I'll write the notes down anyway...

Dream 1

I decide to 360 jump out of flying car, I hurt myself. I am listening to Magna Carter Holy Grail album by Jay Z and I am having fun on some island. But I have school so I go and get a flight home.

Whatever this dream was it sounds fun!

Dream 2

I am on a beach and I can hear the sound of an iPhone alarm, I assume it is my brothers from waking life. Wait... waking life? This must be a dream. I am with my sister and a young boy, they are trying to get me to do something and I'm like "Naaa, bun dat fam I'm going space" as a joke. My sister says "at least take him with you". I can't be bothered, I start superman flying upwards but the dream was way to unstable to get anywhere. I wake up.

16/08/2013

Dream 1

I went back to Italy on holiday. The year above me were going and they asked if I would like to go, I was hesitant but I said yes. I was on the way there and I regretted going immediately.

I was then there and I got my wallet out and looked inside I had 45 Euros! 45 Euros was definitely not going to last me the whole week.

Then I was at the theme park in Italy. There was a blue rollercoaster and the coaster looked like a bus. I decided to go on this one. There was no queue and I went straight on, this made me happy. Everyone sat down in a seat on this bus and the ride started. There was a very steep incline, a drop, two loop the loops and then the ride finishes underwater. Water started seeping into the bus and I started to drown. I made it out just in time.

Then the next trip was to an internet cafe with the school where we played games.


17/08/2013

Dream 1

I was on the way to my paper round and my dad was driving me in the car.

Dream 2

I was walking back from somewhere, I was walking down this main road close to my house and decided to take a shortcut. I wanted to go get a cookie from the chip shop but as I went to go I realized I had already walked past it and when I got back I had dinner. I then took the shortcut, it looked like a messy building site, I knew the area was dodgy so I walked quickly.

Dream 3

I was on holiday playing pool with my brother. We were drinking cider and I felt a bit drunk. I put the pint glass on the table and I went to shoot and I chipped the glass, the glass fell onto the table and we were worried of cutting our hands so we ate chocolate.

18/08/2013

Dream 1

I was working back at my old job. I was stacking the shelves and I was already feeling tired and hating it. I had to stack burgers and gingerbread men. I started feeling really hungry whilst stacking them. I put my headphones in and the song 'Wop' comes on. I feel like skipping it but I can't find the button to do so.

Dream 2

I was outside my old primary school. There had just been a performance at the school which I wasn't allowed to see as I didn't go there anymore. Kendrick Lamar and all the people who have been dissing him were there. I see Kendrick Lamar walk out the gates and somebody walks up to him and says "I still rate you the highest out of everyone" whilst he shakes his hand. People were walking over to all the artists choosing there favorite. I decide I want to get some photos with them. I notice French Montana and try and get a photo with him. I hand my phone to my friend and tell him the passcode to unlock it. The loads of people decide to get in the photo with me. I wasn't happy. My friend was messing up the photo and French Montana was getting annoyed, after he finished everyone started charging forward and I got knocked over and hurt my knee. I think to myself wouldn't it be cool to be back at the Kendrick Lamar concert.

I then am at a Kendrick Lamar concert. I am filming Money Trees, its exactly how I filmed it when I done it in real life. I was waiting for the drop where the crowd go hype and as the drop happened everyone went mental. Then Kendrick tells everyone to form a circle. The circle is hugeeeee, he tells everyone when he counts down from 3 to run in. I stop the recording and say to my brother "I think we're going to die" as a joke. He counts down from 3, 2, 1 andddd I sprint in with my brother. Expecting everyone to run in only like 20 of us do. I awkwardly try and run out and everyone is shouting abuse at us. I was so confused, he kept doing it but no one was running in, I was thinking this is the weirdest concert ever!