My collection of dream tales

dream1: I was ezio from assassin's creed. Two thieves stole oprah's hair extensions,and some money from her and the guy with her. I had to chase the guys who took her stuff and kill them.(seems harsh I know) I had to chase them on terrain that was hard to run on some pretty rugged terrain. I said this rugged hill was hard to run on and one of the thives said it wasn't. eventually I found them after letting them get away the first time. I ran one up a tower and killed him there. Then the other one got in a car. I got in with him and went to the weapons screen to switch to my favorite knife( it was alot like the game but with cars and stuff) I held the knife to his head and said "any last words?". He said yes and began to pray that the family he would be leaving(2 sons and a wife) would be okay without him. Then I realized he only did it to support his family. But a job was a job. I had to kill him. I started driving while he prayed and almost hit a school bus. I tried to stab him in the head but my knife wouldn't work, niether was my sword, or my hidden blade. Eventually I crashed the car and he got out and ran away. I didn't go after him. then the kids from the teen titans started poopping up out of nowhere as babies, and would randomly become teenagers within seconds. All I remember from this one.

Fragment: I was spongebob and the guy from that one episode about the pickles walked into the krusty krab. Right then I knew what was about to happen. hen when I put the pickles on his burger I showed everybody the pickles by raising them in the air and then putting them on the burger. that's all I remember.