Dreambird

31.07.2011

College and scuba (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So these dreams are somewhat linked together but skips a lot

I am walking into a room. it seems to be a college. i see a freind with 2 strangers talking and i ask him how college is.
skips a little
Me and a buddy is now walking upstairs towards a room where you can get something to drink and eat. we get a slice of pizza and a soda. i am waiting for my mate but suddenly he yells at me from down the hall we should sit where he is now.. so i went there..
Skips
I am at the pier. we are quite a lot of people and apperently we are going to swim in the ice cold water. First a couple of people jumps in, then me. after some time i ask my mate if he had one of those "slack ropes" you can walk on. He did. He asked someone to get it at his house and a few minutes after a freind comes with a white plastic bag. there is some rope attacked to something that looked like to be..intestines.. i asked him "WTF?!" and he replied it was alright and it was a strong material we could walk on
skips
The rope is now suspended over the ice cold water. for some stranger reason i am the first to go over and even stranger: I now have scuba gear on. Anyways i start to walk and it goes really really well. i get to the end of the rope but cant get to land again so i end up falling into the water after trying a lot !
skips
I am hope again and i want to take a shower. i turn on the water for the bath and i wait. suddenly the water fills the hole room! Good thing i still had my scuba gear on ! Anyways i go to the door and i wanna escape, but what i didnt think about was the water would ruin the wooden floor. Too late... the water allready slipped outta the little slit i made at the door opening and i couldnt close it. water... water everywhere...
Skips
Having dinner with my family and some of my parrents freinds. I wanna finish my dinner fast so i can fix all the water that is on the first floor without them knowing.
Skips
Dinner is over. i find the water vacuum cleaner we had in the basement and i tried to make my siblings help.. they didnt wanna help.. (wankers..)
Skips
Gonna go to the first day of college.. tired after all nights work cleaning up... find new fine cloths.. socks are stil wet.. go to first day of college with wet, smelly feet.. great!

31.05.2011

Can't find my flip-flops!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

9.00 AM - WILD

So I startet the WILD infront a big big castle. i didn't like tha dreamscape so i kinda teleportet to my room. i wanted to go outside to the stable to find my unicorn (I want to ride a unicorn on a rainbow) but i couldnt find my flip flops. I finally find some suitable flip flops but i woke up

22.05.2011

22 maj 2011 (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


I saw the horizon with a lot of tall buildings. all the sudden this vivid picture was on an old TV in bad quality. i am in a kitchen with this big big window and a lot of kids. i do a reality check and i go lucid

I am in the middle of a cooking class. the kids teacher isnt around so i decided to have some fun with them and mess with them. i said "Hey kids! wanna see something magical?" and they are like "YEAA YEAA!" so i do the "finger through palm" kinda thing. the kids is standing there looking at me in awe while they begin trying the trick themself.

I decided to try walk through the wall, but not with any success.

I look out the big window and i see some F-16 starting bombing the school. Apperently one of the kids is on the "most wanted" teorrist list. i go outside to find that kids dad and we talk about things. after that i woke up

First dream (fragment)
I am outside. It is evening. The car is standing at the side of the road with all doors open. i walk towards the car and out of nowhere this strange orange cat starts to come towards me. i try to pet it but it kinda attacks me.
the dream skips a little bit. 2 girls i know (but not a lot) comes towards me in big fancy dresses and gets into the car. i get into the backseat and suddenly i realise "well shouldnt i be driving?" and i get into the front seat.

Second dream (fragment ish)
i am in this big bus or classroom (it changes between those two). I remember something about writing on the drapes and there is something that reminds me of cake. apperently i had 2 big slices of cake in my backpack 0_o. One of them was chocolate !

Third dream:
i am in this big grey city where the tall buildings is smoldering apart (kinda like in inception). after the buildings had collaps me and my mates had to clean up the city. while we were doing this an annoying waiter from a nearby resturent came and wanted us to eat at this table in the middle of nowhere. just a table with 5 chairs and some plates on it. I was the last one to give in but we were 6 people and there was only those 5 chairs.. so i left them..

Fourth (fragment):
we are in the classroom, watching old movies with my teacher

Last dream (WILD LD):
i see this window on my wall - and i know it isnt there IRL so i do an reality check --> i become lucid:
I sit up in my bed and look around, trying to get a feel of it. As soon as everything was clear as glass i wanted to try the "finger through palm" thing and had a lot of fun with that and even made the dream a lot more vivid. I had a feeling i had to pee so i went to the bathroom. on the way over there i looked out another window there isnt there normally either where i saw this beautiful horizon with a purple touch to it. i went to the bathroom and thought "HEY! what if my pee was like a rainbow ?!"... so.. i was standing there.. peeing rainbows..
After the pee rainbows i went down stairs...
i woke up. might be the morning light comming through to me. (it was like 10 AM)

It is 8.30 - i decide to try a WILD
I feel my body falling asleep but barely feeling the SP. from nowhere i hear this sound like im getting sucked into a black void. everything spins (and i must admit it was a little scary). As fast as it startet it stopped again.

I see a bald man at my bed, talking to my feet. "it just be a FA" and i did the nosepinch RC - i realise i am dreaming:
I don't know what to do yet. On one hade i could go for my ToTy and ride a unicorn on a rainbow but what the heck, i'd rather make this dreak very vivid and clear. I startet touching my pillow and everything around me to highten my senses in the dream. I saw the bald man looking with an intense look with his dark brown eyes. He found his little suitcase and left without a word.

I went outside. i am still at my house i live in IRL. not a cloud on the sky and the weather is perfect.I see a man with long brown hair and a hat walking on the sidewalk. I kinda wantet to talk to a DC so i did.I asked politely if he knew what time it was, but instead of giving me the time he gave me his watch and moved on. Anywho i moved on down the main road, observing what my mind was creating. Apperrently everything seemed new and fresh. i thought by myself i must have gone back in time.

i was at the road where the school usually is. i looked at the new watch. it was a leather strap and a golden watch. it was 13.50. i tried to yell at that DC that gave me the watch and after a few seconds i looked at the watch again. now its 14.10 - Yep.. i must be dreaming..

Every road i see is a chaos. Cars everywhere. Normally my city is calm and not a single car on the road. I keep walking - i wanted to see my friend. i was at that road i wanted to see. everything was new and odd. i was almost at the house when i thought by myself: what is he is a baby since i was in the past. While standing in my own thoughts i herd 2 kids arguing about colors. "I WANT IT IN PURPLE" one said and i was like "wat?". I saw a toy store and I wanted to see who is in there and what kinda toys it is.

While walking towards the toyshop i wake up

Even though the dream seems very boring it was THE MOST CLEAR lucid dream i have ever had and also the longest. It was also the LD i had most control in

So tonight i had a few fragments of the same dream and I am still not sure how it all fits together yet but so far its like this:

Me and some friends from school are eating dinner in this little cozy room. Suddenly someone does something funny and i said "I wish we got that on movie" and some random dude said "well you got it on your iPhone - Just plug it to the TV"
We all went to the old old TV and we saw the video clips i had on my phone..

Another fragment:
We are a few people sitting around this older man and his laptop (it is someones dad i think) and we are having a good time (we are pretty drunk). The old mans wife joins us and rages at the man because he replaced all her classic music with hardstyle in her itunes music library

Third fragment:
A dude from my class wanted to borrow some old playstation 1 games so i gave them to him. i felt dirty so i went out a door and suddenly im at something that looks like a hospital. A rather creepy man stands in all white cloths and a beer - just looking at me.

last fragment:
I am once again in the same livingroom. i am making out with some hot chick i dont know who am

I woke up this morning at around 9.30 am and i wanted to sleep again. iI closed my eyes and i felt my body falling asleep. i got these pictures flashing and rarely this high pitch noise. Suddenly i herd a womans voice saying something like; "Imagine you are on a train". I felt like my body was spinning out of control and i was getting thrown from "real life body" into the dreamworld!

and a second after i got this vivid picture from inside a train:
People were wearing old fine suits, high hats and it felt like i was in that harry potter train, but out the window there was this modern city with skyscrapers and a clear blue sky and in that moment i got sucked into another dreamscape. I am now on the sidewalk looking up at a skyscraper with the big blue sky behind it. I Knew i was dreaming the whole time but to be sure i wanted to do a reality check but i didnt have a body. i tried to look around but no luck. the sky startet spinning around in strange rainbow-like colors and i felt i was falling down a black hole. i tried to spin slowly around but that didn't work. i woke up

So yeah i have been slacking some with the lucid dreaming. had a few good vivid dreams and just had a lucid dream durin a mid-day nap.

I was pretty tired of the lack of sleep so i took a nap (i NEVER take naps.. EVER)..

The dream begins...
so im walking in the basement of my house with my new iPad 2 which i take really good care of. I end up almost dropping it on the concrete floor but i save it half way but i see there is something wrong with it.. a part is haning loose.. "This can't be happening! this isnt real! this must be a dream" i thought by myself and in anger and fustration (and in hope that "please let this be a dream" i do a reality check and i realise i dream..
i go lucid:
I realize im in my suddenly in my school and i try to look at my hands which is all blurry and stuff so i calm myself down and try to stabalize the dream which didnt go well because.. im me.. and i get too excitet.. anywho in fustration i go to a girl that i dont know and i just grab her tits of some strange reason and the dream slowly fades out

after the lucid part fades out i wake up in my bed (i fell asleep IRL on my couch) but i didnt go lucid.. i wanted to see what time it was but as soon as i moved my arm the light went on automaticly and i went "what the fuck?".. suddenly this big yellow machine went rAWRAWRAWR and blew freakin cold air on my.. my dad came in and i asked him "what is this shit?!" and he said; "it is something you mum wanted" and he walked away. i tried to fall asleep again but i coudlnt because i couldnt turn off the lights. So instead of going back to sleep i went outside on the porch where aprrently there was a lot of creepy people. i went to the end of the table and had a seat in a comfy chair when some dude offered me some prime hookah.. i wanted to take a hit but the water was gone in the vase so i tasted like shit..

The dream skips a bit and now im talked with my mum about the old song "im an urban spaceman baby, i got speed" and how cool it was when it came out and how everybody danced to that "back in the good old days"... from here the dream fades away


Preeeeeetty good catch for an one hour nap, amirite?

February the 21st
First dream:
Okay i am in a classroom and somehow i pissed some bullies off and they startet to ruin all the tables that i had to fix - else the teacher would throw me outta school but the tables was SOOO heavy that i needed my friend to help.

Second dream:
Aight i am in a big changing room in a gym, and there are people with guns and shit all over the place. i got a sniper on my bag and a gun at my hip. It was my first time i should play hardball with my friends. There are two doors out of the room: the left and the right. First me and my mates goes outta the right one and we are now outside where the map itself is. We are the attackers and have to get into the fortress. First we had to go over the big big stone hill. We got the stone hill and while the other from my team moved on, me and a friend startet to snipe from the top of the hill.. We won and went back to the changeing room. We had a break and we went out of the left door. We are now in this very very big room that is the indoor map they made. an instructor told me that the white lines on the floor is "Wind and birds" and im out of sight here. The blue lines are checkpoints and the red ones are walls.

I tryed out my gun and realised it sucked ass so i went inside to find a decent one that i was told i could borrow. When i got into the changeing room once more this team of hawt chicks was going to play for their first time and startet to chit chat while i was finding the gun. We went inside the big room and played.

Thrid dream:
The dream starts with me being in your dinner room at home. i am sitting at the wrong end of the table and for some reason i asked myself ''Am i dreamining" - did an reality check and realised i was dreaming. i went lucid:

I tryed to remain calm but i felt that i was too exited. i felt this black void was sucking me in but i focused and startet to look on my hands, feeling the leather furnirute and it slowly became more clear.. After a few seconds it became black again and i couldnt help it.

atleast that was my 4th lucid dream WHOOHO!

February the 2nd
First dream
The dream kicks in where im current looking on a website where i found this video tutorial about fishing. I really wanted to download it and put it on my iPad but i simply could not! So i dicided to get a hold on this dude who uploadet but after some timer i realize - He is a mother fuckin' alien! i told my friends about it and they simply didnt belive me at all...
Thats it.. and the funny part is i dont even like fishing that much and i dont have an iPad. Anywho.. Funny fragment

my second dream
As i thought the strange alien dream would disapear i had a dream about an alien invasion. Its partly fragments yet a long dream:
I wake up and i looked out the window and it was morning. I saw something odd.. it was lots and lots of alien UFO like thingys.. We were under invasion..
The dream skips:
me and my sister found a baby we had to return asap (we are still under invasion) so we grabbed the bus and ask the bus driver to go at some special house asap.. She asked why and we told her we got this baby to be delivered. She told us she know the mom and say we should take the stairs (in the bus). we walked up the staircase and we found our self in a normal room.. in the bus.. upstairs..

Anyways i just remember fragments about the aliens and they invaded us and i had to stop them somehow


Them fuckin' aliens!

1st of February
So yeah this night i had my 2nd lucid dream (its even the day after my first prober LD experience)
The lucid dream was induced by a false awakening. i woke up (in the dream) and made a reality check. I bacame lucid:


Im aware that im dreaming and im still lying in my bed. I feel like im lying there really comfy and didnt really want to get outta bed. I thought by myself that this is a lucid dream and i should take advantage of it. I stand up and i walk towards the window. Its all blurry outside so i take a really good look at my hands. At first they are blurry but after a few seconds it gets clear but my fingers are still very strange. Anywho.. Somehow somthing tells me that i have to catch this guy called ''Flandrich'' or something like that. I look out the window once again and there he is - running away from my house. Since i could feel the dream wasnt stabalized very well and i would wake up anywho i took a shot and tryed to make a kammehammeha. I looked at my hands and notthing happened.. i tryed again and really focused on it. A little tiny blue ball apeared in my hands and slowly grew into a handball sized sphere. I charged it and fired it towards ''Flandrich''. There was a big blue ligning but not a 'real' kammehammeha.

Then the dream faded away

Monday the 31st of January 2011
So tonight i had my first real lucid experience today and i must admit.. It fucked up (but in a cool way)

So this is what happned:
I woke up (in the dream) to go upstairs to get some water. I walk outta my room and i see a bottle lying on the floor so i decide to pick it up and put it in the frigde in our little bar. As i turn around my granma stands like.. a few cm from my head and that scared the shit out of me! After that she was just standing there laughing like a maniac.. i thought by myself ''i must be dreaming'' and did a reality check - i went lucid:

My heart was still pumping really fast after the chock but i calmed myself down as much as i could. I tryed to pull myself together and i startet to look on my hands that was blurry.. It was really hard to stabalize it since my grandma really annoyed me / creep me out. Meanwhile i was looking on my blurry hands my grandma sat in the middle of the room on a bench. I couldnt stabalize it was it went clear for me but i decided to sit infront on my grandma as soon as she calmed down from her maniac laughter that still was there. I was talking to her about something but i dont remember what it was about. I think it was something about me moving away from home and what i should do.


After that i woke up and was like ''WTF did i just have a LD?'' and startet to write in my dream journal

28th of january 2011

My recall from my very first lucid dream is kinda lousy from this experince but i wanna share it because it was wicked in the details i got!
My First lucid dream!
The dream starts with me going to bed and falling to asleep. In my dream i dream.. the dream inside the dream is me dreaming.. At this final dream i remember me sitting infront of this very beautifull girl with long brown straight hair and she got a smile on her face. I asked her ''Am i dreaming?'' - She smiled at me and ''Yes''..

What happens after that is me thinking ''This is a lucid dream?'' and everything went black - I remember notthing from after that event
Note:
But hey! Its a start! A little odd thing is: I usually wake up during the night like 3-5 times.. This night with my very first LD and i didnt wake up during the night! Never slept that well in years!

Sunday the 23rd og January 2011

Dream 1
I was silling in a appartment in greenland, listning to music. I decided by myself ''Fuck it im going away from here'' - I walked outside and flew away. I flew over the surrounding mountains and towards the big ice. All the sudden a man on a motorcycle came by.. ''you dont see a a flying motorbike every day'' i thought by myself and flew towards the sun.

Dream 2
This dream was a little disturbing. The following dream is me with a baby perspective
Anywho I am at the entrance to my old school, minding my own business. At some point this gang of babies group up around me and are trying to take my money and i make a run for it. First down the big hallway - past the food place and over to the big kids hallway. The gang couldnt follow me all the way and i was now alone.. I walked down the hallway.. it was quiet.. i felt the big kids eyes starring at me. It felt like knives being stuck in my back.. I made it past the big kids hallway and i found some kind of lotto coupon and i found out i just won 14.500 DKK.. What a great luck for a baby eh?

saturday the 22th of january 2011
So this night went pretty crappy regarding dreams. Still had no lucid dreams yet :/
Anywho i recall very few fragments from 2 dreams:

Dream fragment 1
i remember my danish teacher from school admitting he is a little hard on us sometimes and he will try to be more human and stuff like that.

Dream 2
I were having math on the school. Of some reason we were calculationg something with a orange juice box and we had to devide that by 4 and it would always give 1 - WTF?
It made no sense to me in the dream or IRL