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    1. 3 dreams from this morning :D

      by , 09-25-2011 at 11:48 PM (Flying Spaghetti Dreams)
      1) Low lucidity LD involving staring into this girls eyes (i thought she was a member at DV)

      2) I was in my hometown and there was a big religious parade. The leader of the parade was glorifying himself as a messenger of jesus christ in a way i found offensive to life itself. so, i took the piss out of him.
      can't remember what i actually said but at one point he cracked and yelled:

      "YOU! stop saying funny things and then i will find them amusing"

      Me: "but you admit you find them funny"

      the crowd laughed and the dream faded.''

      3) Me and my flatmate had a scooter race. felt like i was going like 200km. A corner came up and he turned but i lost control and was thrown off. when this happened i left my body and saw myself crashing in front of me.
    2. LSDisneyland

      by , 09-18-2011 at 05:56 AM (Flying Spaghetti Dreams)
      Dreamt that i found some LSD at disneyland

      it was a light purple and was cut in into pretty huge tabs.

      i spent the rest of the dream deciding whether or not to take it, it looked like it was really strong and it was from disneyland so naturally i was intimidated
      Tags: disneyland, lsd
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      Uncategorized
    3. too vivid...

      by , 08-26-2011 at 01:15 AM (Flying Spaghetti Dreams)
      last night i had an extremely vivid and disturbing dream.

      i was in a house that was a hybrid of my own and my friends house.
      i hear a knock on the door and it's this guy i know (we'll call him A) that has a horrible personality IRL and i dislike him with a passion.

      i haven't answered the door yet but i know it's him because he's speaking (it sounds like he's reading out the course outline for one of my psychology courses) and i recognise his voice.

      then i hear some other people approaching (about 15 or so, and they all sound about 16 or 17) and they hassle A. he keeps just saying random words: "consciousness, neural bases of behavior, learning and conditioning.."

      then they start stabbing him and laughing cruelly

      A: "are you stabbing me?"

      the stabbing sound was incredibly disturbing and realistic. i was sitting inside listening to all this and freaking out, almost feeling every stab because i can hear it so clearly.
      then it stops and the mob sounds satisfied, laughing and joking about A's death
      "look, it's a dead A. hahahahahahaahah!"

      all this time i want to go out and do something about it but i know i'll just be killed as well. i was pretty terrified obviously.
      i hear them leave and then i tentitively go to the door and only catch a glimpse of A and then look away.
      he certainly looks dead. he's lying still with blood oozing out of his stab wounds.

      i decide to call the cops so i go find my cellphone. i go to back to my room (which doesn't look like my room whatsoever) and find it. i dial 2000 (the proper police number in New Zealand is 111) and hear an american voice on the other end.

      "hello this is the police blah blah blah"

      i say nothing, still in shock, but i'm also starting to get a little confused by this whole situation and something seems very fishy.

      operator: "come forth or front from the weather"

      me: "uh yeah i think they killed A, they stabbed him man...."

      then i woke up and heard a bunch of laughing teenage voices in the alley that had gotten into my dreams and had become the laughing mob.

      so many dreamsigns!!! and i almost figured out i was dreaming!
      dang man.
    4. Sign me Danger Mouse!

      by , 08-16-2011 at 11:14 PM (Flying Spaghetti Dreams)
      ~16/08/11~

      i find myself in a theatre full of people and i am about to perform with some kind of school singing group (used to do chorale singing while i was at high school). I am mingling in the audience before having to go backstage and the person i'm chatting with (my flatmates boyfriend IRL) says: "bro look, it's Danger Mouse" (an awesome producer whom i admire).

      Danger Mouse:


      so i'm pretty starstruck but i'm also freaking out because i think this is my only chance to ever get signed by, or collaborate with Danger Mouse. For a while i panic and try to tidy myself up but my hair is way to messy.
      At this point there is a gap in the dream (or recall) and suddenly i'm onstage performing. I appear to have forgotten about Danger Mouse because i'm just messing around and talking to other people onstage. I imagine my principal being embarrassed by how average the performance is and it makes me want to mess around even more
      ~wake up~

      wish i'd been a bit more surprised at seeing DM at the show and had questioned the dream. Could've done basic ToTM so easy!!
    5. Hat down foo'

      by , 08-09-2011 at 01:57 AM (Flying Spaghetti Dreams)
      {from the night of AUG the 8th}

      i am in the back room of a movie theatre or something. with me is some old guy who presumably runs the place.
      i am sitting on a comfortable chair with some kind of interface in front of me. i saw two buttons, one with a picture of face with a tipped up hat on, and one with a face with a tipped down hat on.

      looked vaguely like this:


      i press the 'hat down' button and a hat (that i wasn't previously aware i was wearing) lowers down almost over my eyes. i recall being incredibly amused that the button worked and i felt a bit like this:
      smoooooth.
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    6. Fragment #86

      by , 07-17-2011 at 02:58 AM (Flying Spaghetti Dreams)
      after a late night i only recalled a fragment of a dream:

      I was a neuroscientist working on how to improve the human brain, i was trying to help my dad, who had become increasing ill from his stroke. i think i was having some trouble figuring out how to do it safely while perserving the appropriate brain functions.
      Categories
      non-lucid , dream fragment
    7. Dreamclarations of Independence

      by , 07-05-2011 at 12:46 AM (Flying Spaghetti Dreams)
      Last night it took hours to fall asleep and it was a real pain.
      When i finally did i was dreaming i was in the lounge talking to my flatmates and was finding it hard to put my sentences together. I explained that it took me ages to get to sleep and that my brain wasn't awake.

      i woke up and wrote this one down then went back to sleep and dreamt that i was teaching a bunch of children some wholesome life lessons. I remember saying "okay, now i'd like to teach you about ideas" but i forgot the other lessons.
      wish i could've stuck around to hear what i had to say!
      Tags: children, lessons
      Categories
      non-lucid
    8. Kids these days....

      by , 06-02-2011 at 10:54 PM (Flying Spaghetti Dreams)


      so im in an airport minding my own business and i hear some commotion from somewhere. i look to see this kid (like 8 or 9) stealing the shoes (literally) off some helpless traveller. im shocked and i want to do something about it but the kid is getting away. hes already gotten outside but when he looks back into the airport through the glass walls i make eye contact with him and point to let him know this shit is unacceptable.

      then (very much like last nights dream) shit hits the fan and i know this little gangster kid is going to beat the crap out of me. so...I RUN! another chase dream. so im running through this airport with this kid on my tail but my useless smoker lungs are holding me back and the kid catches up and he fucking stabbed me man! and it really hurt. up until now i had no idea how much real pain can be experienced in dreams.

      at this point i black out and there some kind of game over screen. it looks like a close up of the metroid helmet (not sure if the image actually exists in the game, haven't actually played metroid) and i am re-spawned sitting on a bench in this strange stone maze. i can still feel the pain from the stabbing and i lift up my shirt to see three nasty looking stab wounds. touch them and become more and more aware of the pain in my internal organs.

      i awake and still feel like ive just been stabbed and have to check my chest again hahahah
    9. Magical Kitten Tour of Ultimate Cuteness!!

      by , 06-02-2011 at 12:08 PM (Flying Spaghetti Dreams)



      my dream began with me taking a tour of this 'museum' of the worlds cutest kittens and man..my dreaming mind sure knows how to conjure up the cutest fucking kittens you have ever seen. One was pink and had was fluffy like some kind of ridiculous panda or something. it was making this ultimately 'cute' noise, almost sounded like a bird cooing. im not obsessed with kittens or anything but i was definately impressed

      anyway..
      after i was done checking out these kittens i had to go pay. i go up to the counter and the receptionist tells me the kitten tour was $30 and there was some kind of levy that was another $600. i was obviously outraged and i swore and yelled. at this point i notice a middle aged women beside me having a laugh because i'd obviously just gone looking at kittens by myself. i knew it was legitimately funny but seeing her laughing up made me even angrier. i demanded to see some paperwork and they presented this document which i had supposedly signed. i read it thoroughly (i dont recall the text scrambling or anything, it all seems pretty legible at the time) and noticed the $600 only covered 'products'. i argued that the kitten tour was a service and not a product and managed to get out of the levy.

      soooo.. while this is happening i notice another man who was outside the building (who looked a lot like my boss) was also having a laugh at my situation. for some reason i feel like the best way to get back at the asshole is to point at him and laugh hysterically. his face suddenly turned into the most horrible scowl i could imagine. i am immediately struck by fear and i realise hes going to probably kill me. i look away and then back at him, but hes gone! shitty fuck shit where could he be?!?!?! I see him running (particularly fast and furiously) through the door coming after me. i sprint off knowing that if he gets me im screwed. then suddenly, thanks to my ADA practice (first day of ADA practice too) the day before, i become aware i am dreaming and some of the fear subsides. i think about the situation and know i shouldn't be afraid but because the situation is hectic i can't seem to stabilise, clarify or steer the dream. i end up just running a little more and then the dream faded

      overall a very memorable dream but in retrospect i should've stabilized it as soon i became lucid. oh well, lesson learned!
      Categories
      lucid , memorable
    10. The door of fear!!!!111

      by , 05-17-2011 at 12:28 AM (Flying Spaghetti Dreams)
      i am standing in front of a door. i am aware that when this door opens i will be face to face with my deepest fear, problem, and the thing that is getting the most in the way of my success and happiness.
      tension builds as i brace myself.
      the door slow opened to reveal my ex girlfriend.
      not at all what i expected but it made sense in the dream (and upon awakening). when i saw her i was overwhelmed by all these dreamy and wakeful feelings and it woke me up. subconscious is definitely trying to tell me something hahah.
      OH WELL! back to sleep
      Categories
      non-lucid , memorable
    11. key broke off in the lock

      by , 05-16-2011 at 01:36 AM (Flying Spaghetti Dreams)
      the key to my scooter, which looked like my house key in the dream, broke off in the lock. i realise i am fucked without transport and kick the door down in rage
      Categories
      non-lucid
    12. Honesty Box

      by , 05-16-2011 at 01:34 AM (Flying Spaghetti Dreams)
      i was walking down a street in my hometown when i noticed a parked car with some kind of drawer coming out by the drivers door.
      on closer inspection i realise this is an 'honesty box' full of drugs and money. presumably you put money in to pay for whatever you take out. i seriously thought about taking the money and the drugs and having a feista but my better judgement woke me up before i had the chance.
      Tags: drugs, surreal
      Categories
      non-lucid , memorable
    13. the brown slimy dream

      by , 05-09-2011 at 01:05 AM (Flying Spaghetti Dreams)
      i remember feeling very concerned about the state of affairs of my family & friends but i was very distracted by the sensory perceptions of brown and sliminess (like brown slimy mushroom caps) i was experiencing.
      weird.. woke up pretty confused and feeling like there was more to recall but had to get to uni.
    14. the other candidates

      by , 04-27-2011 at 11:58 AM (Flying Spaghetti Dreams)
      i am on the way to a job interview and i meet the other people going for the job at a bus stop. They both appeared older and more competent than me and it was very worrying
      then i had a weird false awakening type thing in which i heard a knock on my door and woke up suddenly.
      Categories
      non-lucid , false awakening