gunsdontwork

it started with me moving a wardrobe, i seen hair falling out from underneath then all of a sudden what i thought was a dead body fell out but she wasnt dead and it was my primary school teacher that had been missing for months, for some reason i punched her when she was lying on the floor, then one of my mates from work decided to give me a lift home but wanted to stop off at his house first, when i went in the house his kids were running all over the place (he has 7) then i decide i need to go and my friend is waiting outside, he has 2 cars with him and we decide to jump in and i said i would drive, just as i am about to start the car a police woman appears and asks us to stand out the car, all of a sudden we are in a sort of garage with ramps that make it look like a skate park. the police women starts talking to my friend and i start to look around i still have the thought of the teacher falling out from a cupboard.

all of a sudden i am in some weird place where the ground is like metal grates and there is no ground, so if i fell off i am done. there are alot of breaks in the ground and at one point i was in another friend from works room in this weird metal floored world. i wasnt with my friend but i knew it was his room. after being in his room im all of a sudden back to where i started with my friend. he said to me to come and see his room and i said follow me i know the way. we are running the same route that i went the first time but on the way there i fall and grab a bit of metal, ahead of me a toddler does the same thing but her mum grabs her and starts laughing and im thinking "she could die" im starting to pull myself up and suddenly wake up.


other parts to the dream:-
the teacher thing was all over the news even though i had not seen the news i just knew.
the hair falling at first looked like the clumps of moss lying out my fiancee's back.
i enjoyed the dream as it lasted quite long.
in the second part of the dream i am still aware of my first dream i just make no link to it at all.

i can remember we just sold a house and moved into a new one above a pub. the dream lasted ages but i have forgot most of it. i remember we had left the new house and i forgot something and had to go back and get it. i had to go through the pub to get to my house.

my dream was based around me and my friends trying to get some smoke. i was with one of the people that use to get it for me and she decided to call her friend to bring some down to drop it off. she said that she has some and she is on the way. we were standing at the bottom of my street and it had been snowing. a car started coming down the street and it was our drop off. the next thing the car started spinning out of control round and round and i was thinking to myself that it was not just the snow causing this and that she was actually drunk. then i seen my next door neighbour on the phone and i thought to myself she was phoning the police. she was, almost instantly the police were coming over the hill and i started saying what a clown and kind of laughed. then my friend said why you laughing she has your smoke, i instantly became gutted and decided that she was a lost cause and i would be better trying else where. i start to look around for my car but do not seem to see it, my brother is there and he seems to know where it is but will not tell me and i start getting angry then he said i will give you a clue and told me its next to the wood. i had no idea what he was talking about and started looking around i still cant find it, all of a sudden i am in my brother in laws house and him and his friends are all phoning around trying to get me some smoke, then he turns and said to me, oh i have some stashed in my calculator and goes down the back of his drawers and pulls out a calculator and opens it from the back and starts pulling out a large amount of green, this makes me happy and i start to take it off him. then i wake up.

other parts to this dream:-
i was thinking of nearly everything just before it happened, the police, my car being lost and the calculator.

in my dream last night i was in another country, i was standing next to a wall and there was a section of the wall that was falling apart, just as i touched the wall the broken section started to crumble, i looked up and the was a police woman walking by. she did not speak english and just looked at me as if to say "fix it" i started putting it back together bit by bit and when it was just about done the police woman turned to look at it and it crumbled. i looked behind her and there were alot of solid bricks lying so i was making had jestures to say the wall i was using was weak and would fall apart and the bricks i was using was strong. next thing i knew i was up the stairs from where the wall was shaving, i had not started shaving yet and thought to myself "i cant be bothered, as i was walking back to the stairs i started scraping the shaving foam off my face with my hands and putting it in my mouth. i was at the top of the stair and the policewoman looked up at me and said "what are you doing" (in english) i looked at her and said i couldnt be bothered shaving then woke up.

other parts to my dream:-
there was a big metal bridge with machines on it i was looking up at.
there were other people in my dream but i cant remember who.

i started dreaming last night and i was randomly in a room with one of my friends and also my fiancee, i suddenly thought of doing a RC and it worked. i was amazed as this was just a random RC, nothing in particular caused this apart from my awareness. i looked round at my fiancee and started floating from left to right chanting "im in a lucid dream" over and over.

this dream was wierd as everything i tried to do was not really working. i tried to jump through a window and just bounced off it. i tried to summon someone and nothing. i also kept having a FA but it was still the same place so it was really easy to become lucid again. i remember showing my friend my RC and saying this is what i have been talking about (because i had been telling him this in real life) then i realised it doesnt matter that im showing you this because its a dream lol.

the dream went on for ages and because my dream control was pretty poor i thought i cant really be bothered and wanted to wake up, i tried closing my eyes while lying down but then i was getting a very intense adrenaluine rush and when i was opening my eyes i was still in the dream.

other parts to this dream:-

i was outside and started to stabalize the dream by running my hands through a plant. (this was the only part outside the room)
when i was looking around i could only half open my eyes at certain points.
when i did manage to open them fully i could only see like cracks of light (i might have been looking at the back of my eyelids)

strange dream but good at the same.

i had a dream about my fiancee giving birth outside in a waste land and i ran to my home to get help. i returned and the baby was born and it was a boy. we took him to my mums house and then i went to get something from my brother. when i got back the baby was a girl, i just assumed i had made a mistake. i was then outside and people were walking by me and before they got to me i recognised them but once i took a second look it was not them

i was gutted i did not become lucid as there were loads of oppertunities to do this.

i was in a dream last night where i could not see anything, i was lying in a bed in a dark room and my friends were in other rooms next to me doing the same. we were lying there trying to provoke the afterlife to come to us. i herd my friend shouting something from the other room and then i started to feel my body being pulled towards the bottom of the bed. i started to shout back to my friend and woke myself up because i was actually shouting in my sleep.

other parts to this dream:-

i had the feeling i have had the same (if not, similar) dream before.
i herd my fiancee turn toward me just before i woke myself up with my shouting

i told my fiancee this was a nightmare i had but i enjoyed it (scary but enjoyable)

once i woke from the last dream i attempt a WILD, as soon as i go into the dream it is as if i am in some sort of cave, i kept shouting on my DG but i had no luck. i am suddenly in front of flats and there are loads of young boys and girls and they are all pointing me in directions towards a house but i didnt manage to make it to the house. i started trying to do both TOTM but my dream was really really long and i cant remember phiscally doing the TOTM. i went back to where my old house use to be and my best mate was there and because i was lookig to have a talk with my DG i have decided to just have a long conversation with him.

this was a really long dream, like that long i cant remember what was happening but rather small clips of the dream.

other parts to the dream:-

everything was alot clearer and it was as if it was me that made it clearer, i can feel ADA paying of during the detail of my dreams
there was a group of people that ran away for some reason.
i can remember looking out a window and thinking i dont want to jusp as i have dout in my head.
i jumped over a bannister and floated down towards the stair

i was standing with my brother and an old car i use to have, i said to my brother that i would be taking it to get washed. the next thing i know i was walking toward my work from where i would usually park my car as i waas walking up i thought where is my keys, then i could not remember parking the car then when i took my keys out my pocket i remebered it was the old car i had and then i done an rc but it failed but at that point i was still aware i was dreaming and walked in to a busy pub i just walked by and started shouting "im dreaming" then i just woke up.

so i attempt to wild today only to fall asleep. i was in a car and my brother was in my uncles car next to me but i was waiting on him, the next thing i new i was grabbing inflatable balloons through the passenger window. it was like there was loads of them and they were all held together under this big net. i remember getting out the card and telling my bro to hurry up and then i walked round to tie these balloons to the back of the car. while i was holding this net i noticed my thumb was wrapped round the net and it looked really tight, i then started to really think and thought why does that not hurt. then i remembered the last thing i was trying to do was WILD. i done a few RCs and told my bro to fuck off coz he was only a DC and had been keeping me waiting. my dream was a bit scattered from here but i was in a park trying to let things come to me just by holding my hand out, most things just shook but alot of things did end up in my hands.

other parts to this dream:-
i drank a big glass of coke and was really impressed how real it all was even the taste.
i was doing lots of RCs
i slapped a DC just because they were a DC.

i dreamt me an my fiancee had a baby, it was a little boy and he was cute, but he was smarter than me. he wasnt even 6 months old and he was crawling about but anytime i was picking him up and stuff he would make funny comments at me. i bumped his head and said awww, youl be ok and he was saying things like how do you know your not a doctor, i kept saying to claire how can he be so smart and she was just saying after the way you go on why wouldnt he be.

i cant remember all of this dream, but i wwas drinking last night and it was very vivid.

other parts to the dream:-
the baby crawled with his face on the ground.
we never had a name for him.
i wass questioning myself if he was mine.
i remember fire at some point and a sence of evil.

ok before i had my WILD i had a dream about me and my fiancee looking after our nephew, it was a pretty boring dream to be honest, nothing exciting but it was very clear i just cant remember much of it now lol.

so i was up for about an hour and a half before i started my WILD, didnt have much problem but i did forget it was a dream pretty much as soon as i was in the dream, i then have a urge to do a RC and this works, i also do it for a while kind of moulding 1 hand into the other, it was kinda weird. then i realise im in my mums house. im upstair and kind of get the feeling i want to find someone so i get up and start to move down stair but i am picking things up and throwing them around, i made my way downstair, then i seen my stepdade, i start to try and talk and its as if i hardly have a voice but then i realised that it was not my stepdad i was looking for, it was my DG so i start to shout "Where is my dream guide" i kept shouuting this and spining 180 degrees as if to say my DG will be behind me when i stop spinnining but this was only really working for the scenary, before i knew it i had gave up on my dream guide and i had spint myself out that much i was outside looking and wondering if it would be any good to drive in a dream, i then thought if im going to do it i might as well do it rite. i was tring to blink a lambergini but ended up with a yellow 911.

other parts to the dream:-
i can remember looking through a windscreen but cant remember driving.
i was happy to remember to try and get in touch with my DG as this is now my dream goal.


once i woke from the dream i lay with my eyes shut for a while. then i must have fell into a non lucid dream. i was walking by my mums house and i seen my mum letting people into the house but i didnt recognise who they were. i just kept walking i met a friend and we were going to go to his house but as we got closer i decided i was going back to my mums to find out who was in there. when i got back it was 3 girls i had never seen and the gypsy that stays at the bottom of my street. i asked them what they were there for but it wasnt really clear. the frontdoor had went again and when i went down it was my friends sisster asking why i had just left him, and i said i had things to do. i went out and started shouting at him. when i went back up to the room i cant remember anything i just ended up outside. i was sitting next to a wall with the gypsy and a car came round the corner and asked him to get in and he did but while he was in the car i ran at some long grass and dived into it to hide. i crawlled through to the deepest bit so they wouldnt see me but they went round this big grassy bit and although i was in a good spot so they couldnt see me they had moved position and as they got closer to me i thought this is pathetic, they could probably see me a mile away lol. then i woke up.

other parts to this dream:-
i was looking into the distance and the view was clear.
i had no pain when i jumped into the grass.

i was having a dream and woke up so i forgot the first part of it but i know i was away somwhere and there was this guy that came across as quite a decent person but i knew he wasnt.

when i went back to sleep me and my friend were on our way home from camping and we randomly stopped at this big mansion so he could use the toilet, and when he was in the toilet i went looking around this big house. i went into a room and i seen the guy from the earlier dream and i knew we were in trouble. so i went back to where i had left my friend and waiterd with all our stuff ready to go. and when he got back i told him to grab his stuff and that we had to go. we started making our way out the house and we were in a room with some kind of slant to it and the bad guy came through the door and just shouted "Kev" i looked up as he was at the top of the slant, and he had a camera, he took my photo and the took a photo of my friend. i thought this was strange and started to wonder why he was taking my pic. i knew it wasnt going to be anything ghood so i dercided to try and get the camera. as he was taking a pic of my friend i grabbed a big bit of wood but he stepped back as if to say "i know what your up to" but i swung the wood at his hand and the camera dropped next to my friend but the bad guy slid down the slant toward him so i took a big swing with this bit of wood and hut him on the head, it was pretty comical the way he dropped to the ground. then i woke up.

other parts to the dream:-

i think we were on bikes.
the house was a mansion
alot of the dream i can relate to the inbetweeners movie i just went to the pics to see the night before.

so when i went to be i started to listed to meditation sounds on my mp3, i done this for about an hour then i rolled over feeling extremly tired (kind of like i woke up in the middle of the night) but i had not fell asleep yet at all.

i fell asleep and i started dreaming, not instantly but not far off it.

(as this was at the very start of my sleep it is hard to remember everything)

as my dream started i was LUCID straight away, i did not even do an RC,
i was in a flat and thought to myself "im lucid in my dream" and turned toward the window, i ran at the window and jumed through it to find i was on the top floor of a high rise flat and i did not fall i just stayed up in the air. and when i looked to my left my brother was up there floating with me and he looked at me and said if your dreaming just fall, it wont hurt, then he fell an hut the ground and i got a sence of fear (i was still lucid) but i grabbed on to a ledge on the building and thought the only way to get down is by letting go. then i turned round and looked in the window that was in front of me and there was a lady looking at me and i gave her a big look back as if to say "are you just gonna stand there or can you let me in" as i was climbing in the window my dream became incredibly vivid, i could feel everything and it was so clear.

the dream jumps and i am out side. i am with my brother again and we are in the middle of wooded area and i get the feeling that we are out camping, there is quite alot of police round about and we are kind of keeping away from them.

other parts to the dream:-

i was flying in a seperate part of the dream up beside a church steeple and there was writing on it like some one had just wrote with a pen, i looked away and because i was lucid i thought to myself the writing will not change and it didnt.
i started shouting because the dream was too quiet.
i woke up and thought "no way not as soon as i fell asleep" then i checked the time and it was 11:55pm

i was out camping with one of my friends and we were getting things set up and next thing i knew i was standing outside a house that we were just going into and we saw police going to our campsite across the road. my mate ran back to see why while i went into the house. i was in a room with 4 other people but i didnt know them.

other parts to the dream:-
i remember being in water at 1 point.
there was a girl at 1 point that i recognised from my childhood.