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Date: 03/07/2012
Place: Friend's bed
Time of getting into bed: 3.21am

Dream 1 - non lucid - 8.51am

An group of older woman, 50 - 60 years, are talking about their recent holiday, and how they did nothing but drink every day, they say they would love to move abroad.

Dream 2 - non lucid

I am Robin, from Batman and Robin. I am sat with Poison Ivy, and another male comic character who is large and burly. The two are talking about how Batman is about to attack, and needs stopping. They send me to stop him, while they think of a way to stop him for good. I find him up in some roof rafters, and we start fighting each other, however this becomes very erotic due to us grabbing and rolling around with each other, and soon the dream turns into me and him having steamy, rough sex on rooftops. This goes on for some time, in quite a lot of detail. Eventually I wake up, feeling very flustered and horny.

***NOTEWORTHY***
Dream recall was terrible, but the good sex dream made up for it

Date: 02/07/2012
Place: Friend's bed
Time of getting into bed: 1.48am

Dream 1 - lucid at the end - 3.35am

I am laying in the bed I fell asleep in. My partner is laying next to me, he gets up, and does not open his eyes, but tries to get out of bed sleepily. I ask him what he is doing, and he claims he is getting up to go and get changed. I think he is sleepwalking so I tell him to get back into bed, he grabs me, and I kiss him on the lips. He doesn't respond, which I think is strange, and I tell him he is dreaming, but he gets a little annoyed. I now realise I am dreaming. I decide to wake myself up, because I feel uncomfortable in this dream, and feel like my dream partner is getting angry. I wake up and am slightly annoyed I woke myself up when I could have made use of being lucid.

Dream 2 - lucid at the end - 5.19am

I am with my partner, and we are going to go and take a shower. We drive along a dirt track road, it is muddy with ditches either side. It seems to be located in the middle of a field. We get to the end, and there is a small building, like a shed, which has a shower inside it. N gets in the shower, he has a red towel round his waist. I wait in the car, as I do, I look to my left (I am in the passenger seat) and notice a playground in the distance. It looks old and abandoned, and there are a group of intimidating youths hanging around, possibly drinking. There are 2 girls who are also there, just passing by. One of them is wearing nothing but a pink towel, and I know she has just had a shower and is making her way home. The youths harass them, and lift up her towel. I don't move from the car, because I don't want them to see me. I lock the door, and the youths make their way over. They surround the car, but only one approaches close, he lifts up the window wiper and lets it go. I open my door slightly, so I can shout out 'What do you want?' He tells me to open the door so he can get in, I say no. I then shut the door and lock it, before he tries to get in. I then stare at the shower waiting for N to return, hoping he will be fast. The youth knocks again and again, but I ignore him. Finally N comes out the shower, and does not realise what is going on. I jump into the drivers seat (which is on the wrong side of the car) and unlock the car so he can get in, I shout to him to hurry up. The youth gets his hand inside my door, but I bite hard on his arm, drawing blood. I clearly remember the feel of his flesh on my teeth. Then as N gets in I lock the doors, and drive away fast, taking care not to drive down the ditch as we flee. I suddenly become lucid, I have no idea how I do this but suddenly I know I am dreaming, and I am watching the car from above, like a bird in the sky. There are a few seconds of noise in my ears, while I watch the car drive away safely, then I wake up.

Dream 3 - non lucid - 7.10am

I am me, but I am a super fast runner, and with my family. We are in a place which is a bit like a theme park, and I run at super speed everywhere.There is a themed area called 'Breakfast of Champions' which features some statues and objects. We go to a house, inside this house, we get stuck, a bit like in a deflated bouncy castle. I have to use my super speed to run 'at' or 'up' the walls, to free us and get us back to being on our feet. I remember the room is brown. Someone gave me some weed to slow me down, and I sit and watch a TV show. The program is about a hospital in Stamford, where they carry out surgical proceedures for enhancing beauty, such as breast enlargement etc. There is a female narrator, and some famous clients having plastic surgery, including Kelly Osbourne. They have a visit from a famous singer (female, late 40's) although I know she is famous I don't know who she is. The narrator makes a point of saying the singer has NOT had plastic surgery, and the singer sings to the clients as they are recovering.

Dream 4 - non lucid -9.13am

I am at my sister's house, and I hear her boyfriend getting mad at her, then beating her up rather badly, saying 'You make me do this.' While she cries in pain, I jump up to see, but do not help her, although I am very upset. After he leaves I take her to one side and tell her to leave him, that she can come and live with me and I'll look after her. She is sad and crying.

Later on in the same dream, I am rolling a joint with L, when I find out (via Facebook maybe?) that R has got a job that he was after, and tried hard to get. We celebrate, and I buy R a pencil, and a pencil sharpener as gifts to say well done. S wants to go to the pub, but my partner doesn't want to as he is too tired.

Dream 5 - non lucid

My mum takes me on a ride, where you climb into a small room, and someone shuts the door behind you. (a bit like a ferris wheel, but bigger, and more solid, like rooms instead of cages.) The ride takes you really high, into outer space, and you can see the whole of the universe. I don't like it at all, I don't feel safe and I complain to my mum. When we get back down, my mum gets off the ride, but leaves me on with a man I don't know. The man is drunk. I try to get off the ride, but my exit is blocked by a man drinking in a pub, and chatting to his mates, and he has 3 pints of cider on a table next to him. I do a flying kick and smash the glasses off the table, so I can escape the ride. This is caught on film, and everyone stares, some people are impressed.

Dream 6 - non lucid 11.15am


I forgot the beginning of this dream, because I took a while to wake up properly and get to my DJ. It was a matter of seconds, but the dream kept slipping from my memory.

I have made my dad a CD of music, mostly Nirvana and the White Stripes. At first he is unsure but he soon gets into it and appreciates it. I found some of Kurt Cobain's old clothes, which are like animal skins, sort of like what cavemen would wear. It includes a fur hat, with ears. I put them on, and as I look in the morror, I have long, curly ginger hair, which is all knotted. I try to pull the knots apart but it rips my hair.

I go to work like this, and work is in a dark, cluttered place with lots of people. My boss is an older woman who is angry and strict. A friend (not from RL) works with me, they are a bit of a walkover but I am not. Our job involves fitting a knife, fork and spoon into the corresponding slots. My friend has no knife, and is worried about what the boss will do when she finds out. I reassure them, and we make plans for when we get out of work.


***NOTEWORTHY***
N has never sleepwalked
I can't drive in RL, but it was N's car I was driving in the dream
Someone was smoking weed in the same room before I went to bed, and I did help them roll, but didn't smoke any.
I was telling someone to read 'Breakfast of Champions' before I went to bed
My sisters boyfriend often argues with my sister, but has never hit her
R was moaning about how he should get a new job a few days ago
People were drinking cider in the same room before I went to bed
I often give my dad music, and recently saw a live gig with him.
In real life I have shortish, black hair.

Date: 01/07/2012
Place: Friend's bed
Time of getting into bed: 1.30am

Dream 1 - non lucid

I am looking after a little hamster. It has the appearance of a chipmunk, but in the dream I believe it is a hamster. I put it in a hamster ball, and put it on the floor to get some exercise, however it keeps rolling around the toys of a young toddler, who keeps kicking it out of the way. I put it back in it's cage before it gets hurt. There are now more, bigger hamsters in the cage, who call this little one 'mouse.' I try to find out what it is, and figure out it may actually be a squirrel. I decide if it is a squirrel I should let it go free, as Squirrels are wild animals. It then starts talking to me, asking me; 'Why?'

Dream 2 - non lucid

Some burly Scottish men are nearby, they are singing loudly in harsh Scottish accents. There is some dispute or fuss about them with the locals, but soon they come past me, in a funeral procession carrying an open coffin with a dead Scotsman in it. They are all dressed in traditional Scottish clothing (kilts, etc) and hold the dead body high, like he was important. I can clearly see the dead man's white, deathly face. One of them is playing bagpipes. I chat friendly to one of them, and agree to look after his horse as a favour while he sorts out the funeral. So he brings his horse into my back garden, where I tie it up in the shade, and find an old dog's bowl. I fill the dog's bowl full of fresh water, and put it near the horse. The horse seems thirsty and drink's the water fast and messily. It is a big shire horse, and well looked after. I have a fountain pen in my pocket, which I take out, and play with. There are suddenly a few people around me, some of them have pens too, and the ones who don't are searching for fountain pens. I find out they use the pens to smuggle drugs, and therefore they are quite valuable. I now find out I actually have a whole set of pens, 2 thin and 2 thick, in a posh presentation box which is a shiny purple colour. Everyone now thinks that I am smuggling drugs. I show them the pens, which have double as lipsticks. I decide I must leave and manage to avoid these people somehow.


Dream 3 - non lucid

Suddenly I am in what I thought in my dream was my own house. It was nicely decorated and large. I have a beautiful wife, who has gone out shopping, and while she is gone I am cheating by having sex with a man. I know this is not the first time this has happened and this is an on-going affair. Then I go into our swimming pool, and have sex with another man, as we are coming back into the house, my wife returns and catches us together. She is rather annoyed, but seems to expect it, she gets angry and shouts but is not really shocked, like she is used to it. I don't feel any feelings towards her, or any feelings of guilt.


***NOTEWORTHY***
I had a pet hamster as a child
I don't have a wife, or a house!

Date: 30/06/2012
Place: Friend's bed
Time of getting into bed: 3.50am

Dream 1 - non lucid

A girl I know in real life (E) and her friend are in a caravan, in a caravan site. Me and I are driving around the site rather fast in a car, we are making lots of noise and throwing things out of the windows. E starts to complain about us, she is not happy at all. We start making rude shapes out of our shadows, and I blames someone else's child for making the rude signs. However I think it's funny and we keep doing it. We then go and sit inside an old, abandoned car. It is silver colour. We sit inside, which is all overgrown with grass, and there appears to be a huge pile of copper coins inside. I find this really cool and keep trying to take pictures of it.

Dream 2 - non lucid

We (me and my friends) have done something wrong and there is some sort of man-hunt after us. There are helicopters in the sky searching for us, so we try to hide. At one point we are hiding on some stairs, we are kind of scared. I have written in my DJ that we may have seen someone we shouldn't have seen.

Dream 3 - non lucid

I go to work at a Pizzeria. While we have not been at work, there has been a leak from a tap and there is water everywhere, the whole place is flooded. I worry because I think the boss will be angry. I am shown how to make Pizzas.

Dream 4 - non lucid

I am waiting in a queue, I think for some building to open. I have a cheap pushchair, but I get annoyed with it because it is so cheap and tacky, so I throw it on the street next to me and decide to get a newer, better one. The building opens and we go inside, there is a small makeshift stage, with a live sex show being performed on it. They are performing some very XXX acts. Some people join in, which is allowed in this place. Will Smith was there also, but not doing anything sexual. I don't do anything sexual, just watch. There is a photographer taking photos of people in an artsy, portrait way while they are having sex. He then offers to sell the photos back to them.


***NOTEWORTHY***
I rarely bump into E
I watched a program about sex fetishes before bed