memorable

LEA MICHELE AND I WERE DATING IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT.

Then she laughingly told me to brush my teeth.

Whatever, I still got to kiss her. AND WE WERE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.

I had a pretty scary dream last night.

I was living in a weird place. Kinda like a bunker city? Anyway, everything was connected through corridors and elevators and stairs and it was all indoors.

So I was having lunch and this guy joined me. I had met him before and I had run away from him cause he was extremely religious and had tried to convert me. I played it cool, joking about the fact that he had freaked me out. He agreed that it had been funny, but then started saying things like "but now you've seen the light, right?" and soon he was going on and on about his weird religion.

I had to agree, cause the whole thing had gotten quite popular and people who didn't believe in those things were getting arrested for weird, senseless crimes and then simply disappearing.

So after lunch, I went to the classroom, cause? Anyway, I sat down and realised that the teacher wasn't there. There was a dude, he was between 40 and 50. He was tall and he carried himself with a lot of confidence. He was charismatic, not in a nice, friendly way. He was just very... everybody just had to look at him and listen to him.

So he started talking about how our society works and the rules and it was all so stupid. We basically had no rights and we were supposed to be happy about it. And everybody was happy. Then, he looked at me and said that we had met before, but I always refused to play a game with him. I laughed it off and tried my best to be as dumb as everybody else.

I had two friends close to me and they were both disgusted by the man. When the day was almost over, he said something to me and I decided that enough was enough. I used the opportunity to stand up and start shouting at everybody that the whole thing was a mess and that they couldn't be happy with all that crap. I told them we had to fight for our rights. The guy hit me, but I carried on.

I think a few people really listened to me. Some of them weren't buying the crap anyway, but at least they now knew they could trust me.

It was a mess, though. I woke up soon after this, but it was scary how people simply decided to act like everything was okay.

I blame this to the fact that I read 1984 a few days ago.

Nap got me a lucid dream!

It was short, but:

Something was happening, like a big fight between groups (which is similar to a dream I had last night), so I was above this house's gate, watching the street. I thought things felt weird, so I looked around and realised it felt like a dream. Jumped up, floated a little, heard kids and remembered the TOTM. I landed to where I had been before, but started waking up. I couldn't see much and was expecting to wake up, but I didn't. I started to think about my dream so far and noticed that I always had someone helping me... Professor Oak from Pokemon. I realised he is my dream guide and called him. My vision was still blurry, but he showed up and confirmed that he was indeed my dream guide. I said I'd look for him next time I got lucid and then I woke up.

Wow, just had one of the most vivid lucid dreams ever!!! :O

Right, so I was in the middle of a dream (which I'll describe later), when I realised I was dreaming. I was in a kitchen with my cousin, and I decided to do different things. I looked at some plates and glasses, raised my arms a little and said "you'll levitate now!" and they did!!! First time I've ever done that!!!

Then, my cousin was looking at me. I pointed at her and said "I need you to be..." and she changed into Lea Michele. I shook my head and said "Dan". She turned into Daniel Radcliffe. Then I remembered that no, I had to summon myself. I pointed at him and said "be me". He was me. A male me. It was AMAZING!!! I pointed at him. I figured I should ask him/myself if I really am trans. When I asked the question, though... it was him who was asking! I was staring at him and then I said "wait... YOU are the one who asked the question!?" and he shrugged and smiled. So I told him that yes, I AM trans. So he smiled even more and said "so now you know".

After that, I started panicking and thinking that there was so much to be done. I saw a wall and thought that I should go through it. When I jumped against it, I thought it looked so real... and then I crashed into it. I touched it and it was super solid. Then I thought that I HAVE to expect that I'll be able to go through it. I tried again and it worked.

I was in a weird building, I could look down and there was a swimming pool there. It was like a hotel, I guess. I didn't hesitate and jumped down, trying to fly. My flying was terrible. I ended up falling in the pool. The water felt amazing and it was... it was wow, no other way to describe it.

Anyway, I got out of it and there were like four swimming pools there. I saw a dog walking around. For some reason, THAT made me remember that I had to scare a kid. I started running around, poking people's backs and shouting "BOOO" at them. I did this with four people. A woman, a man, a kid and another man. The last man wasn't wearing anything, so I was all "BOOO oh, no, don't turn around, never mind, I'm leaving now"...

I got inside a pool again, but it looked more like the sea... except that it was still a swimming pool. I was still pissed off I hadn't been able to fly, so I tried again with my eyes closed. I felt like I was really high, so I opened my eyes. I was about five inches from the ground. People around me were all staring at me, waiting for me to really do fly. When they realised I couldn't, they all laughed at me.

I looked at the sky and there was this really ugly thing up there, like those family crests things, but super ugly. I turned to the girl next to me and said "wow, that sun is ugly as shit, I want it to change", she shrugged, shook her head at me and said "I kinda like it".

I looked up again, and it had changed. Now there were many of those things, but they were all pretty. They were silver, the sky was black and they looked a bit like the Game Of Thrones family crests. I remember seeing one that was a lion (which reminded me of Gryffindor), one that looked like it was the fire symbol thing from The Hunger Games and one that I couldn't see very clearly, but I knew somehow that it was from Divergent.

I heard singing and realised there was a concert going on where I was. I was like "nah, sing a cool song!" and the music stopped. Then, they started playing "Suddenly I See". I shook my head and said "No, I was expecting the song to be 'Let It Be', play that one!" and the people around me were all booing me. The girl who was next to me shook her head again. Strangely enough, both times she did that, it was like she was amused with me. I could see that she thought it was hilarious how hard I was trying to control my dream.

Anyway, the music stopped. A big screen showed up so that us in the back could see the singers and it was a couple. Behind the huge screen, I saw a tower or something. I wondered if I could move it, so I thought that it should come a bit closer and... I moved it!!!

They started singing "Let It Be" and there were even subtitles! I remember being impressed with everything, because I don't really know the lyrics to that song all that well (I don't know the parts that don't go all "Mother Mary lalala something" or "let it beeee, let it beeee"), so I was all "wow, I may not know them when I'm awake, but it's amazing what the brain really knows!". Well, the lyrics were so damn wrong. Like, at one point, they were singing about the Lake Black Morwood.

Once they got to the chorus, the guy started crying and said "I'm sorry, but I love this woman so much!" and they hugged and kissed and cried together. I turned to the girl next to me and started panicking again. "THERE'S SO MUCH I WANT TO DO WHAT DO I DO NOW WHAT!?" then I remembered I wanted to go to Hogwarts. I figured that it might be too hard so I started running around and shouting "QUICK SOMEONE GIVE ME HARRY'S WAND OR HIS BROOM GIVE ME ANYTHING" and I woke up.

BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS AN AMAZING LUCID DREAM!!! I did things I had never done before and it lasted quite a while!!! And I even got the basic TOTM done!

EDIT: adding now my other dream and the fragment from this morning!

My fragment is about cats. I remember cats everywhere and it was creepy.

The dream!

It was kinda crazy, cause parts of the dream were actually flashbacks... but okay. I was outside of this country-like restaurant. I was talking to someone who, in my dream, was my cousin. They (no idea if they were a guy or a girl) were friends with this weird girl. She would go inside the restaurant and steal food. It was disgusting food, though, like she'd take the food thrown in the garbage.

I told her she was stupid and that I didn't like her. She got really defensive, but really sad at the same time. I was going to say something else to her, but I was suddenly at the top roof of a building and it was night. There was this important meeting happening and everyone was waiting for the "mayor".

And then the guy enters. He's smiling and waving, very charming, very gracious. For some reason, I don't like him. He seems very fake. The people who were there were mostly journalists and they start an interview with this mayor. I do not remember what he says, but we're all shocked at his answers, like he did something truly awful. I remember the awful thing being related to his daughter.

I'm back to outside of the restaurant with the weird girl. She looks at me and she's been crying. I ask her if she's the mayor's daughter. She nods. And I go back to the top roof. Everybody's freaking out about the mayor said. Someone asks him about his wife.

I'm again with the weird girl. I ask her:"hold on... what DID happen to your mum!?" and then she cries some more and I'm back at the interview. The mayor laughs and says that he killed her after they got divorced. Everybody gasps!

Back to weird girl. "YOUR FATHER KILLED YOUR MUM!?", the girl nods and I feel shit for treating her like crap earlier. I then accept to go inside the restaurant to steal food with her.



Oh, and my lucid dream started like this:

I was at this building and my cousin was participating in some competition or something. It looked like a model thing, but who knows? Anyway, she was talking to this guy and asked me to get her stuff upstairs. I went there and I couldn't really find her things. There was so much crap everywhere, it was hard to tell what belonged to each person. Still, I found a bag that I was sure it was hers.

I went downstairs and the guy she was talking to told me that she had gone to the kitchen. I walked into the kitchen and. Whoa. DREAM!

So that's how my LD began.

I had the strangest dream last night, it felt like it lasted for DAYS! It was a very, very, very long dream, we (me, my family and random people) were on the run because of - surprise, surprise - the zombie apocalypse. We kept going from one place to another, "stealing" abandoned buses on the street, invading abandoned houses (that were always so dark and dirty)... we also had a few problems with other groups, ended up having to shoot some people, then the zombies showed up and we were back to running. Crazy dream, really crazy. But definitely interesting, I can't recall having a dream that lasted for days ever before, so... fun!

I GOT A LUCID DREAM!!!

First, there was a long non-lucid, though.

I was driving and a friend of mine was next to me. He was on his phone and then he freaked out cause a girl had posted a picture of a guy kissing another guy. He kept saying "I thought he was straight, but maybe I have a chance with him!" Then, he insisted that we had to find her.

Which was okay since I saw her driving close to where we were. She was driving really fast, in a crazy, dangerous way. I couldn't follow her, so I made a turn and then we saw an ambulance and cops in front of our house. I stopped there cause we knew the people who lived there.

They were Will Schuester and Emma from Glee. In my dream, he was our teacher. When we got to the house, we found that she had lost their baby (apparently, she was pregnant). We told Will to stay away from the house for two days that we'd get it cleaned for him, there was blood everywhere. He thanked us.

I got with the Glee kids and I split them in some groups. We agreed we'd clean the house the next day.

I went home and talked to my cousin, we were all living in the same house. I had gone to the bathroom and then my very old grandma opened the door. I was pissed off that I couldn't do my business.

I talked to two of my cousins plus a friend of ours and we got ready to go and clean Mr. Schue's house. When we left, my ex was driving the car. There were some crazy guys messing with us and they said they'd rape me. I made her block their car, they lost control snd a huge accident happened.

We finally got to the house and I woke up.

Now the lucid one!

I had bought this huge machine, it was like a 90s toy. You could out songs in it and then dance to them. I knew that Lea Michele loved this toy, so I took it right in front of her building and waited.

She got home and saw me there with the thing. She freaked out and asked me if she could play. I said that sure, she could. She chose a song and danced (there was no music in my dream, though).

Then, she sat next to me and we got really close. I wanted to kiss her, but I remembered that must be lost of paparazzi around and hesitated. Lea sighed and said "it's hard being alive", and I'm sure she said alive, but meant famous. Go figure.

Anyway, here I was, sitting next to THE Lea Michele and she wanted to kiss ME. DREAM!!!

Me: Well, you do know this is a dream, right?
Lea: *unsure* Uh, duh, of course I do! *looking around, confused*
Me: We can do anything we want to, it's not real.
Lea: So... this is a dream...?
Me: Yes.
Lea: This isn't real...?
Me: No.

Aaand we kissed!

Now I feel bad that I didn't do any of the tasks, but... kissing Lea Michele is always a priority!

I also have two tiny fragments. I remember looking for a bathroom, my dad was helping me.

I also remember being on a bus.

FINALLY A LUCID DREAM!!!

I was on this house and my ex was there. She was all over me and we started making out. I didn't want to, so I got her to cuddle. I heard my mum coming in, so I threw my invisibility cloak on my ex (...I had one, who knew?) and my mum was freaking out. She said that a woman that was living with us was looking for her daughter.

We started looking for the girl. My mum turns to me and says that the girl likes roller coasters. We look out of the window and there's a huge one just there. We're suddenly there and we see the girl. She's not on the roller coaster, she's going to jump. There was this huge platform in the sky and people coould jump down, wearing a parachute. We click on a button and we're also up there. We have to jump in pairs, so I hold my mum's hand and we jump.

While we're falling, I realise... IT'S A DREAM!!! But falling is so much fun that I keep going until I remember the competition. I know I need to either bake something or fly. Since I'm on the air already, I decide to fly. I start flying and suddenly everybody is flying around me, but they all look like Barbie dolls. I realise I'm losing the dream, so I focus on making them look like people. They turn into people, but they're flying as if they were swimming. I notice they're going much faster than I am, so I start doing the same.

I finally land on the floor and I'm suddenly back to the house where my ex was too. I look at her and tell her we broke up ages ago. I wake up.

LUCID DREAM YAY!!!

This was quite a long dream and I've been up for five hours, so I might not remember everything.

First, I was walking, just hanging out, really. It looked a little like a nice square, there were trees and benches. Suddenly, those two guys show up and start making fun of me for identifying as male. I ignore them, but they decide that they should "make me feel like a woman" and they try to rape me.

I start shouting for people to help me and the guys (there were two of them) laugh at me. They say "look at them. They won't do anything to help you." I look around and there are lots of people, just standing there and gaping at us. Whenever I look at them, they look away, but nobody walks away. They don't help either. They really just stand there.

I beat them up and some guy who seems to be my friend shows up and helps me. The guys look at us and say that "this isn't over" and they run away. I thank my friend and he says we have other things to do.

I wake up. Fall asleep again.

I'm at this weird kitchen-like room. My friend still is with me. He tells me we must get my dad to help us. He opens the freezer and says "you can come now" and two guys come out of it. The freezer seemed like Mad-Eye Moody's suitcase, with a hidden, huge compartment... except that it was cold there.

One of the guys doesn't have legs or something like that, he uses some... stuff to help him walk. He is, apparently... my father. He looks nothing like my father, in fact, he looks like Cliegg Lars from Star Wars II. Anyway, he tells me not to worry about those guys. They will all help me.

I wake up again. Fall asleep.

I'm back to that square place, but it's raining. I'm looking for my parents and I know they're there. I see my dog and he's trying to hide under some plants. I puck him up to protect him from the rain. I find my parents (my mother is really my mother and my dad is also my dad, but, even though he can walk just fine, he's still wearing the weird stuff).

The guys show up again, but this time they look different. I give my dog to my mother and tell them to go away. I tell one of the guys they shouldn't have messed with me and I start beating him up. As much as I punch him in the face, it's like he's an alien and can't be killed.

Until I tear his head off. Then I start tearing everything off. His body limbs that I'm holding stop looking like body limbs and turn into... machine pieces, I guess. Once I'm done destroying him, I burn it all.

I wake up. Back to the dream AGAIN.

I'm in a building, it looks a commercial building. Maybe a really big office. We're looking for the other guy. We know he has more friends. In fact, we know he has an "army". As we are walking around, we can hear them, as if they were very far away. I turn to the security guard with us and tell him they're in the vents. He's like "no way!" but then I just glare at him and he agrees that we can go looking for them.

He uses his phone thingy to ask for tools. I tell him to also ask for more people, cause when find them, we'll probably have to fight. He says that he'll only call for help when we find them. I find that super weird, because... what were we supposed to do? "AHA WE FOUND YOU!!! Now hold on a second and wait while we get our allies here, just a couple minutes, okay?"

I take my phone and send a message to some of my friends, telling them to let others know that we need help and also asking them to come. In the meantime, the security guard is opening the vents. One of the people helping him is Britney Spears. I say hi to her and it's a grim exchange. It's really early and it's a bit dark outside, looks like it's been raining all night. I out my hand on her shoulder and go "...hey, Britney..." and she turns to me and goes "...hi..." and we're both sad. I should mention that in this part of my dream, I'm a guy.

The security guard comes back from the vents and says he found them. And then he starts laughing like a crazy man. Fortunately, we have a group of people there already. The main guy comes out of it and I start punching him. I throw him out of the window, but he holds on to it. I start opening and closing the window, trying to break his fingers. After MANY attempts, he finally lets go. He falls on a lower tower or something of the building. I go after him.

I wake up for good.

I was in a library with my cousin and a guy from the building where I used to live. We all kinda grew up together, although I kinda of drifted apart when I was about 13 or 14 (I'm 22 now and I've known the people in the building since I was around 8) while my cousin remained really close friends with all of them.

Anyway, I remember trying to look at the guy, but I couldn't see him clearly because I was not wearing my glasses. It looked like he was pointing something at me, so I jumped to the floor... right before he fired a gun at me. My cousin (who's really tall and pretty strong - the guy is also tall, but not strong - I'm a hobbit) tackled the guy, got up and he had this kind of stake on his hand, but it was bigger than a stake. Anyway, he hit the guy with it and then he sunk the stake on the floor, but also the guy's t-shirt, so that'd be stuck there.

I told my cousin that it'd have been better to have stabbed the dude than his t-shirt, but my cousin looked super sad about having to beat the guy. Then, he told me that the guy was on drugs and that he even had put cocaine on his eyes. I told him he'd get blind because of that, my cousin got even sadder, so I told him that I didn't mean that.

The guy was still moving, so we decided to run. There were many stairs and I always jump down stairs in my dreams... so that's what I did. When I got to the last floor, it was a lobby and there was a bit of a line to get out through the revolving door. I saw a character from One Tree Hill sitting on the floor (I had a OTH marathon very recently), so I joined him. We were friends in my dream, so we left the building together.

He took me to this dining place, it was really cheap, but I think there was tasty food. I remember being happy with what we got. Then, we went to the mall and there were two more people with us. As we were walking, I made a wrong turn and ended up at a blank wall where I thought there was a corridor. I thought "oh, I always do this at this mall, damn!" I often have dreams where I'm at a mall, so maybe I'd been there before? I don't remember, but it's possible.

The four of us were walking around, having fun and laughing, then suddenly, the mall changed. It was still the same mall, but the stores had changed places and the corridors had also moved. I looked back to my friends and there was only one person there, he seemed confused too.

I looked around, looked back at him and said "This is a dream. But there's something wrong with it. Something is corrupting the dream." This friend of mine (I don't know him in real life and, from what I can remember of his face, which is very little, I think that he looked like me) was still freaking out, he wanted to know what was going on. He believed me that it was a dream, but he wanted to know why it had changed so abruptly.

Then, this other person showed up, I think it was a girl, but can't be sure... and I also think that she looked like me. She pointed at this wall where there was a curtain, she opened the curtain and there was a huge tv screen on the wall. I couldn't see clearly what was there, but it was paused and the screen was blue. There was stuff written there, but I couldn't read it, I was too far from it. Anyway, this girl said "There. You have to watch this. The dream changed because he wanted to give you this message." and then I woke up.

It was VERY creepy and I woke up with my heart beating super fast.

Had a quick nap and met the girl again!

I'm not really sure what happened, though. I know I saw her and that we talked, I remember driving to the same parking lot and I was like "no way, it's too expensive here!", but then it turned out that it wasn't. I don't know when, but she told me she was a musician (maybe a singer), she wore a ring on her pinky. She said it was a Hebrew letter that was also a music symbol, but it looked nothing like a Hebrew letter or a music symbol. Then we were in a house and I kissed her, then she kissed me and we started REALLY making out. It was great.

We had to stop, though, because we had to help everything be ready for the party. I walked out of the room and saw my godfather. I hugged him and started crying because I miss him (he lives in Australia). Then my mother showed up and told me to help because my little cousin and some others were going to perform in a few minutes. Turns out they were dancing and it was a competition. I went upstairs and hid, but my mother found me and I told her we had to hide. She didn't listen to me, we ended up going upstairs and there were those things that attacked people, sort of eating them in seconds. So we died.

I'm glad I got to see the girl again, though!

I had some dreams last night, but only the last one is important to me.

I was at a parking lot and this sort of old woman wanted help to park her car. It was HUGE, though, so I told her I couldn't help her, but I offered my dad. He also said he couldn't help her. We waited with her as the lady who worked at the parking lot went there and helped her. As we were waiting, the lady was parking another car and she was good, but she drove too fast. The owner of the car she had just parked got mad, told the lady to get out of her car and said that she'd sue the place.

Then, I was at an office and it felt a little like I was watching a TV show. There was this guy and this girl there, and the girl was the one who had said she'd sue the parking lot. The guy had been there with her, saying "yeah, we'll sue you!", and I didn't like them. So when the guy sat down next to another guy, I got up, went to the other guy and asked him if he was friends with the guy I hadn't liked. He chuckled and said "you could say that", so I got confused if he was the writer of the show or if they were boyfriends in real life or if it was both. So I just told him his friend wasn't funny at all, he was just pathetic, and I left.

As I was leaving, the girl was leaving too and I teased her because of the whole "I'll sue you!" thing. She wasn't amused, but she asked me if I wanted to have lunch with her. I went with her, we went with my car and she told which parking lot she liked. Then she took me to this cool, different restaurant. I was having fun, driving and walking around with her and, before I knew, I was kind of hitting on her. She seemed to like me, though, so I kept going, until I called her "my love". I obviously didn't mean it, but she sort of freaked out and she told me that she had dated for twelve years, back when she was fifteen in 1994 (and that didn't make any sense, because 1994+12=2006, so she had had six years to get over it, but...) and then she reminded me she's older than I am, which she didn't have to, cause she had just said she was fifteen in 1994, and I know I was just four back then. Anyway, I kissed her and told her I was sorry I had said anything about love, then I suggested we just enjoyed ourselves. She was okay with that, she kissed me too and soon we were talking, laughing, kissing and choosing our food.

When it was time to pay, we shared the bill and she was like "let's take something back to the office!", I agreed. As I was waiting for her at the table, two girls I went to high school with showed up. They looked down and I realised they knew the girl and that she had left. I got really upset and they gave me my part of the bill. I said no, that if they gave the money back to her, she'd know how much she had hurt me and that would hurt her instead (dream logic is insane!), so I left, went to the parking lot and freaked out a little when I found out it had been R$70 to leave the car there. Still, I paid and asked the guy who worked there if the key was in the car. He said he didn't know and I woke up.

The sad thing is that I really had a good time with that girl. I wish that 1) she hadn't left and 2) she were real.