LuMikkel

All I remember is that I was in a dream, my vision was slightly blurry, and then I went lucid. I looked down on my hands, then rubbed them - but nothing really happened from that. Instead I stood still and looked at my garden which was 10 times more beautiful than usual. It was set in a pretty orange sunset light, with rays of light here and there. Bloom was higher than usual (a sort-of glow from the light spots), and the garden was filled with glorious plants and flowers.
The more I focused, the more clear and realistic it looked. In fact, it got to be more clear and vivid than real life. This is supposedly a good thing, but it ended up with me thinking it was real life. I don't remember more since that.

I do not remember many of the details of this dream, but here goes:

Gotta get down to the busstop, I see my friend! (A DC that I don't know who is. This is probably how Rebecca Black got the idea for Friday!)
My friend was using a nose-clenching trick to stop time. I tried to do the same, and it worked. There was this guy at the busstop but I don't remember what he did wrong. We got in a fight and I stopped time to fight him. The funny part about this dream is that I actually felt the hurt in my chest after holding my breath for too long. And I couldn't breathe with my nose pinched.
I also had this insanity trick. I could stare someone in the eye in a freaky way, and their facial expression would be as if their mind turned blank. I could then leave them to do mindless stuff, or control their minds! I made the tough guy hurt himself while I went to grab a paddle and beat him. I ended the insanity by making a 'meow' sound.
There were still people trying to beat my friend, but we walked down the sidewalk and I suggested that we should "rob a bank and take a flight to..". I had New York in mind but tried to find a better example. My friend - the DC then completed my sentence with "New York!" and I agreed.
Then as we broke through a window, into a bank, I realised it was a dream.
I didn't know what I wanted to do, so I concentrated hard on deciding something. Then this hot chick showed up and tried to attack my friend. Suddenly I knew what I wanted to do.
I did the insanity trick on her and made her bend over. Then I had some fun.. until I felt myself in my awake body. I tried to hold on to the dream for as long as possible, but my mind slipped into wake-state.

I got killed by Satan, and my friend got killed by the Devil, which were 2 different 'people' in this dream. I was killed by a demonic spear and my friend by a demonic scythe.
We ended up in hell, in an arena. In my hand was both the demonic weapons. I threw the scythe to my friend, and we went to take our revenge on the Devil and Satan, which were somehow represented as my two brothers.
We hacked, slashed and blocked away. As I managed to cut the arms off one, the other stood forth and fought me, so the other had time to go rejuvenate his arms.
All while this happened, my friend was standing passively and watching, doing nothing - just like in real life. After a little while he went to fulfill his WoW addiction and left me to fight them both alone.
Instead I went "fuck it" and my brother - which represented Satan - asked why I wouldn't fight. I said "it's no use when you regrow your limbs" and left.

Tonight I dreamt that I made 2 rings around the Earth, much like the one on Saturn, except these were made of water. The water rings went into orbit and looked pretty from my backyard where I was looking at them. My father was mowing the lawn and somehow hit one of the water rings, so they both came splashing down upon us. It was the most beautiful thing.
My father then called me to come see something. I looked in his direction and saw hundreds of swans flying. I walked over to him to get a closer look. One big swan landed in front of us. Following her, was about 50 small swan chicks. I wanted to take a picture with my iPod, but it took half a war to start it up and it was acting strange. The swans flew off and I woke up.

Side note 1: This was the night before my english exam earlier today.
Side note 2: When I went to bed I tried using a FILD technique which didn't exactly work.
Side note 3: This dream was very vivid.

Tonight I dreamt that I arrived at my school 5 minutes before the exam started. But then I was on a bus. I got a call from my teacher reminding me that my exam was starting, so I was like "oh fuck oh shit", stood off the bus, and told my teacher that I was "taking a shit, it might take a while". I looked at my phone which said the clock was 10:35. I then looked at a bus plan to see that the next bus driving back to where my school is, would arrive at 10:35. Then I saw my parallel-class' teacher and a sensor. They asked "what are you doing here" but didn't wait for an answer. I drove with them back to my school, which the dream skipped.
When I arrived at my school, I had somehow lost my t-shirt. I really didn't mind, but apparantly people on the hallway found it amusing and laughed at me. I arrived at the exam 15 minutes late.

Tonight, I dreamt that I was in a place that I've never been before. Looked like a futuristic bus-station. Accompanying me, was my class. I made it through the obstacle course, almost flawlessly, and thereby finished first with a 23 minutes. Then came the second, and then came the third. They asked me "you've been training yesterday, haven't you?" and went on with talking to each other, about how I made it through every obstacle in my first attempt.

Spoiler: This dream is pretty gross, and I can't help it. Remind yourself that this doesn't happen in real life.

This morning I dreamt that I was walking in the forest at Ree Park, which had got another path. I walked along it, and after a little bit, I saw a pile of dead animals in the side of the road. As I got closer, I saw it was a giraffe, a rabbit and a bear. I don't remember what I did then, but this girl kept following me. Next thing I remember is that I walked back down the road, hung my t-shirt on a tree and took a piss on it, all meanwhile the girl still followed me and looked at me.

Edit: I decided to let out a few details

I took a nap, and dreamt that I was with Bear Grylls, attempting to sneak into a facility. After walking around it a couple times, looking for loose planks, I was like "Hey, how did I get here?" I did a nose-pinch reality check, and sure enough, I could breathe. The dream had been stable and clear until I realised that, but then it began to get all dizzy and blurry. I rubbed my hands together, imagined the heat emerging. But I got sleepier and sleepier (inside a dream?) and couldn't keep my eyes open.
I woke up in my bed, and my house was full of guests, apparently some girl that I've been talking to was my girlfriend and her friends were over too. I walked to the toilet to take a piss, but couldn't. Then I was like "Hey, wait a minute" and woke up.

Tonight I dreamt that I was driving on my bus. Everything looked quite normal until I saw a brutally severed body on the road. The bus stopped, and I stood off of it. Then I was in my kitchen. I put a rectangle-formed rock into the oven and took it out seconds later as a cake. Then I ate it. It was delicious. I wanted to post on Facebook about my discovery but never got around to.

Tonight I dreamt that I was in a small concert hall with supposedly the rest of my school. The rest of my class was playing music, and I was swetting heavily. Kids in the back of the hall were yelling annoying comments.

(Date: Couple weeks ago)

I dreamt that I was in the basement of my school, where a laboratory had taken it's place in my dream. I watched through grates as a monster broke loose.
How it looked?

Pretty much like a comodo varan.

I watched as it grew larger, the more it ate. I ran up the stairs, out of the basement, and the dream skipped over the part where I would run to my classroom. I warned everyone in there, but they didn't seem to take notice. I thought 'screw you' and ran outside to warn other people. First when a loud roar sounded and the ground rumbled, people began to fear and take me seriously. I told them to flee and stayed for a little while longer.
Then, as another roar sounded and another rumble shook, I fled for my life.
I ran up a road going north, then turned east and made it to a part of the city that didn't exist. The dream made that part up for me. A suburb, with tall bushes, fences and gates. I needed to climb over one gate, but a girl named Katja, from my parallel class, which I have no further relation to, asked "need help?" with a smirk, and opened the gate for me. How she did, I do not know.
Behind the gate was two dogs leashed to something, so they could not reach me, but I could not get past. I needed to get past. And I had to get past fast. The comodo varan had grown monstrous and roared higher and higher, and the rumbles got bigger. Through the whole escape, the comodo varan got closer.
I climbed up the tall bush/fence to the left, then balanced my way past the dogs. As I got down, I ran to a forest, which I have never seen before in my life. A guy from my class and a guy from a school close to mine were walking on the forest path. I walked with them for a moment, but then continued to run on my own.

What happened then is a mystery.

Tonight I dreamt various things, and since so much happened, I do not remember much of it.

I dreamt that I saw my hometown in a medieval kind of style. Then I was walking through a forest (the same forest I walked through not long ago when I was drunk), which is pretty much always empty, but for some reason there were other people here.

I dreamt that I somehow travelled back through time and visitted my friend Nikolaj, whose parents were pretty tired of me because I came around way too often and ate their food. I do not remember more from that dream except that I was at some futuristic hotel.

Then I dreamt that Cecilie was standing outside my house, and I'm not sure if it was a lucid dream, but I somehow knew it was a dream (no reality checks), so I wasn't afraid of anything and just went straight up and kissed her. Lasted for 3 seconds before the dream ended, and I don't remember how it felt.

Then I dreamt what might've been one of the saddest dreams I've ever had.
I dreamt that my sister, parents and I, were eating the last meal we would ever spend with my mother. Then we watched as she drove off.

The dream started with a guy who wanted to split a city in two. He put a glassdome over
the town (Simpsons) and a glasswall down in the middle. The people of the town sprayed
graffiti on the glasswalls and cursed about the guy insulting clowns.

Then the dream changed.

I was at the entrance of a cliffcave, where my maid (apparently I had one) was drinking some white liquid falling
down from the caveroof. She shared half with me. Then we went to look at a row of nicely
'dressed-out' pumpkins. Then I realised we were pumpkins. The row of pumpkins were the
finest selection from each Halloween. Then suddenly the cave was the hallway on my school
at the kids row (C gangen). People tripped over the pumpkins and broke them, and my maid
and I rushed to get them stabled to the wall so people didn't hit them. Then I saw that
some douchebag Jakob intentionally broke one of the pumpkins. I kicked him on the shin,
but he laughed and said 'Haha, I wear boots'. I chased after him, but he got lost in the
crowd.
I was at the entrance to the SFO when I realised it was a dream. I did a 180* spin to
change the dreamscape, although I was at the same place, but the crowd had disappeared. I
went into the classroom on the right and did another spin. I was now in a chair with a
blanket on my lap. Some people formed a row in front of me. Things were getting all
blurry, so I lifted my hands in front of me to focus, but my hands were pretty much gone
and left my arms which were blurry at the end. Instead I focused on the blanket's sheet.
When I looked back up, everything was clear. The girl in the front row (Kathrine?) had
gorgeous green eyes and said something to me, but either I didn't hear it or I don't
remember it.
I stood up and walked against the door, but stopped and did another 180* spin. This time
Cecilie (<3) was sitting on a table, chatting with another girl (Maria?). I sat beside her,
then held my arms around her and she asked "what did you do wrong this time?". I replied
"nothing". I wanted to kiss her, but even in my dreams I am too afraid.
Then I remembered I had to beat up that Jakob douche, so I went out on the hallways, where
there were NO PEOPLE. I then did a 180* spin and Jakob was being forced against the wall.
I then proceeded to beat the shit out of him. Suddenly a mass-fight broke out on the
hallway, so I walked out of it.
I attempted to do another 180* spin, but accidentally closed my eyes, so I woke up.

WILD:
I was lying completely still in my bed for about 10 minutes, without blinking (eyes closed), ignoring my itches, taking calm breaths - not moving at all.
Then I began forming odd visualisations, that I would never have thought of in awake state.
First I saw a tentacle crashing through the floor in a corridor (on a spaceship(?)), rapidly lounging at and breaking something I do not remember. Then I saw a quick flash of Elma from F.E.A.R.2 which was probably where the tentacle came from too, just didn't think about the game at all at that time.
Then my image switched. Walls and floor had no texture or shadows, they were just lightblue colors with no marks. It all reminded of the graphics of an old arcade-3D game. I was lying on a white bed of the same kind and facing downwards, in the same position as I were in real life. I had to concentrate hard on moving my head in the 'dream' without moving my head in real life as well. I saw that I was in the cockpit of a spaceship, with two small alien-ish robots drifting around and calmly saying 'Aaahhhh' with pitched voices. I stood up and walked to the middle of the room, on some platform. Where there was supposed to be windows or anything to see through, there was only black.
Then it - the front part of the cockpit - opened and I got launched into space. I realised I didn't have a spacesuit on, but then it evolved in a Transformers style around me.
I don't remember what I then saw, wether it was a meteor, planet, star, or a space battle, but then I had a hard time focusing. I tried hard to focus, but my view zoomed away from myself in third person, and eventually, everything blurred out and got black.
After a few moments of nothing happening, I decided to open my eyes and move, to get in a better position, even though it was really hard to make myself do it.


Later on, after I fell asleep, I dreamt some screwed up shit.
First, I was with my math teacher in space, playing golf ... with planets .. towards Saturn! I asked him, "can I jump to Saturn?". He replied "no, you'll freeze to death". Saturn was looking all blue as if it was frozen, even though it was closer to the sun than we were. Then I saw some messed up 'human' abominations if you can even call it that. They looked so fucked up, I can't even describe it. They were jumping off ledges that weren't there. I heard a voice saying "they are breaking world records!". Then I was swimming in water at some big golden fortress/facility. I saw the abominations again, this time they were flying out of the water, then falling down into it again, repeatedly. A friend named Mette who was in the water too, and I , swam through, trying to dodge the abominations. We found some ladders to crawl out of the water. I climbed up the ladder, then crawled onto the solid golden concrete. I just got up the ladder and was looking downwards. Then I heard a voice before me: "Are you looking for clues?"

I dreamt that I stood off my bus at home, a little further up the road than usual.
As I was standing at the edge of the cornfield, I then realised I was dreaming, and
everything started getting blurry. I did a 180* turn to change the dream scenery, but
everything was too blurry to see anything. I looked at my hand to focus, but blurred out
and woke up/went to the next dream. Not sure.

Note: I feel that I didn't actually realise it was a dream, the dream just made me feel
that and guided me to do the lucid dream checks. Likely because I recently read about
lucid dreaming.