Meldrey

Me and my girlfriend were going down a hill. She was on a wheelchair, except it was just a medium sized steel drum (she doesn't normally use a wheelchair - her legs are fine). So I used a similar steel drum, sat her in my lap, and with both of ours together navigated down the hill. We passed several bikers and spoke favorably among them. I don't remember what was said. They were all very kind in moving out of hte way, although some of them were rather clumsy and took them a minute to realize they were still in the way.

Then we went to a theatre on the edge of a cliff. It was large and very nice. The devil (recurring theme!) suggested we get her gussied up in red white and blue body paint and nothing else, and have our way with her. Everyone was enthusiastic about this and we got her ready. Strangely enough, there was enough body paint for the rest of us, and I was one of the first in line to bang my girlfriend's body painted behind. Thankfully, there were at least 2 other women who stepped up so my girl wouldn't have to take all the 'glory'.

Before the action could start, though, my girl called me over and said, "We have a problem. ...this is what happened after just one shower... no scrubbing..." ...the colors were running at angles the way water would, and someone made a side comment about it being more like a British flag, and then

A MOSQUITO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO BUZZ MY EARS SO NOW I AM FULLY AWAKE AND GOING TO KILL IT