Minotaure

Not a lucid dream in the slightest:



There's a room with a large table. About eight people are sitting around that table, two seats are empty. One is mine.

Everyone is discussing the lucidity of this dream. They're talking about how they are all successfully lucid.

They also have LD apps on their phones and everyone ticks 'I am dreaming' to confirm.

I'm looking for the last person and I find him in the kitchen. He's standing in front of the fridge with his back to me, pigging out on a large bucket of ice cream.

"Dude, come on. Everyone's waiting for you only." I say. He looks at me with astonishing lack of interest, shrugs his shoulders and says "Whatever."

I'm trying to explain that without everyone present at the table the dream can't go full lucid.

He says "Yep, too bad," turns back to the fridge and continues munching on the ice cream.

I start cursing and go back to the previous room. Everyone looks at me as I enter. "Sorry guys, he's not coming." I say.

They are visibly disappointed. After a few seconds of silence someone says "Well f**k this. We might as well wake up then."

And yep, I wake up.