awesome ninja dream journal

07-05-2014
Last nights lucid was obsessively long. To the extent that I likely won't be able to record the entire thing right now. But I'll start.

I'm in a city my friend D. We're in a car and I'm driving. We're deciding which crimes we're going to commit, when my friend says there are way too many police around and he gets out of the car and runs away. An hud like in GTA appears and my view becomes third person. I can see that there are dozens of blue police markers around me on the screen in the process of catching another criminal. I get out of the car and wait for the "end mission" option to appear on the screen and start pressing a non existent "select" button in my mind. But I run out of time and a cop right behind me begins to pursue me. A clever us of parkour on the walls of the city in front of shops allows me to evade him. I think at this point my view became normal again. After some walking around I manage to find a homeless guy. I cant remember what I did but he starts chasing me with the intent to kill. He follows me to some building and I make sure he's following me up each flight of stairs. I get to the top of the apartment and theres some girl there barely dressed shouting about how much of a whore she is. She walks back into her apartment and then I get an idea (or maybe I had it the entire time) I trick the hobo into listening to me and we walk into the apartment. The girl gets up to fight back but I use her name (which I know because she said it when she was shouting) and I tell her I brought then hobo she wanted to fuck. I tell him to wait in the bathroom while me and her argue. I holding her now and I try to have sex with her but she isn't in the mood. After a lot of arguing and persuading she's finally in the mood (i think I was rubbing up against her the whole time so its natural) I don't think I was lucid though so I can't even remember if we had sex.

This may have happened after or been a part of a previous dream but I think it may have happened here. Its more of a dream fragment but anyway I was in a movie theatre watching some movie and instead of sitting in one seat I was jumping around from seat to seat (literally jumping) and the seats were all movable so I was rearranging entire rows. They were all falling forward and making a noise and there was barely anyone in the theatre. Every time I would try sit in a row with people in it they would disappear by the time I look at them. Eventually I think I'm kicked out of the movie theatre so I walk down the ramp and I leave. While on my way to use the toilet I see a friend of mine named J. He's the same friend I had in a dream in April who had superior powers to me when I was lucid. Anyway in this dream he's normal. I see a bunch of old friends from my high school so I make a point of greeting all of them. We're moving through groups of people while talking and some girl bumps into me. She's from my old primary school. For some reason at that moment I was giving her money in exchange for food. she shouts that I have to compensate her and that she's on her period. She charges me an obscene amount and I leave really saddened. I get to my seat and put my stuff in my school bag. (we're on what appears to be a bus now). Cant remember what happened next.

This is where the lucids start. The first lucid is sketchy because its taken me half an hour to write all of this down. I can remember the second one perfectly.
Anyway I think I'm at home in my parents bathroom on my phone and someone runs to me. They're giving me the impression that someone is breaking in to my house and I start hearing loud banging noises outside. I look on my phone and its blacked out on the call screen so I can't phone for help. It looks weird and I exit to the main menu. Instead of doing this It shows me a list of five things. I cant remember what they were right now but in the dream it was 5 things I had to remember. It was about a reoccurring lucid dream I've had before. This makes me lucid. With my phone in my pocket I fly out through the closed window and get outside. The minute I'm outside I think I started fighting someone. For the life of me I can't remember who it was. We were flying the whole time and I remember concentrating on my flying skills to levitate so that I could still fight upright. The rest of the lucid concerned a little boy who was about 9 or 10 as written on my phone earlier but I cant remember. All I remember was that at the end of the dream I rechecked my phone, so that when I FA'd I would know what the next mission was.

Lucid number two.
Immediately after waking up I think I did a quick RC and became lucid. I flew out of my bedroom window. I could hear my father talking behind me. Normally my behavior allows whoever is chasing me to catch up because I doubt my flying skills and then they do. My father almost does catch up and I have to push him backwards with my hand. But at some point he gives up and turns around. I found this weird at the time because he'll normally try to distract me and ruin my lucids. But I was treating him as if he was an object of the dream (which he is, he's just a DC) so he must have lost the only purpose he served. With renewed vigor I flew over the treetops in my backyard at blazing speed. Now I was flying over a forest with tons of trees and giant beautiful trees that were brown and orange and green. I landed on the ground and Ninjas started attacking me. My friend who had previously bailed on me when the cops were around returned and together we used martial arts that couldn't possibly exist in the real world to kick those ninjas to the curb. We then saw a house in the woods. My friend wanted to break in and hurt everyone inside and rob them. I went to the opposite side of the house and waited by a bathroom window. I could see a guy inside the bathroom. The minute I heard commotion I smashed the window, to give the impression that it was an organized force attacking and to break the morale of the people inside. I then entered through a side entrance next to the kitchen. There was a burglar gate there and two guys were blocking it. A short guy who was bulky and a guy the same height as me with massive muscles. The short guy pissed me off so much with is comments that I told him we were now going to fight. We moved past the big guy who I was being very polite to given the circumstances, and stood in the kitchen of the house. It was my kitchen we were back in my house. While putting on gloves I told the guy I don't have mma gloves only weight lifting gloves, but he was ignoring me. I could see he had the exact same type of gloves as me. I decided I was through trying to be nice to this guy and that I would kill him. But the dream ended here and I woke up for realsies.

First lucid of the month, recall was good considering I've only slept 4 hours. Ok I'm going back to bed now!