awesome ninja dream journal

07-05-2014
Last nights lucid was obsessively long. To the extent that I likely won't be able to record the entire thing right now. But I'll start.

I'm in a city my friend D. We're in a car and I'm driving. We're deciding which crimes we're going to commit, when my friend says there are way too many police around and he gets out of the car and runs away. An hud like in GTA appears and my view becomes third person. I can see that there are dozens of blue police markers around me on the screen in the process of catching another criminal. I get out of the car and wait for the "end mission" option to appear on the screen and start pressing a non existent "select" button in my mind. But I run out of time and a cop right behind me begins to pursue me. A clever us of parkour on the walls of the city in front of shops allows me to evade him. I think at this point my view became normal again. After some walking around I manage to find a homeless guy. I cant remember what I did but he starts chasing me with the intent to kill. He follows me to some building and I make sure he's following me up each flight of stairs. I get to the top of the apartment and theres some girl there barely dressed shouting about how much of a whore she is. She walks back into her apartment and then I get an idea (or maybe I had it the entire time) I trick the hobo into listening to me and we walk into the apartment. The girl gets up to fight back but I use her name (which I know because she said it when she was shouting) and I tell her I brought then hobo she wanted to fuck. I tell him to wait in the bathroom while me and her argue. I holding her now and I try to have sex with her but she isn't in the mood. After a lot of arguing and persuading she's finally in the mood (i think I was rubbing up against her the whole time so its natural) I don't think I was lucid though so I can't even remember if we had sex.

This may have happened after or been a part of a previous dream but I think it may have happened here. Its more of a dream fragment but anyway I was in a movie theatre watching some movie and instead of sitting in one seat I was jumping around from seat to seat (literally jumping) and the seats were all movable so I was rearranging entire rows. They were all falling forward and making a noise and there was barely anyone in the theatre. Every time I would try sit in a row with people in it they would disappear by the time I look at them. Eventually I think I'm kicked out of the movie theatre so I walk down the ramp and I leave. While on my way to use the toilet I see a friend of mine named J. He's the same friend I had in a dream in April who had superior powers to me when I was lucid. Anyway in this dream he's normal. I see a bunch of old friends from my high school so I make a point of greeting all of them. We're moving through groups of people while talking and some girl bumps into me. She's from my old primary school. For some reason at that moment I was giving her money in exchange for food. she shouts that I have to compensate her and that she's on her period. She charges me an obscene amount and I leave really saddened. I get to my seat and put my stuff in my school bag. (we're on what appears to be a bus now). Cant remember what happened next.

This is where the lucids start. The first lucid is sketchy because its taken me half an hour to write all of this down. I can remember the second one perfectly.
Anyway I think I'm at home in my parents bathroom on my phone and someone runs to me. They're giving me the impression that someone is breaking in to my house and I start hearing loud banging noises outside. I look on my phone and its blacked out on the call screen so I can't phone for help. It looks weird and I exit to the main menu. Instead of doing this It shows me a list of five things. I cant remember what they were right now but in the dream it was 5 things I had to remember. It was about a reoccurring lucid dream I've had before. This makes me lucid. With my phone in my pocket I fly out through the closed window and get outside. The minute I'm outside I think I started fighting someone. For the life of me I can't remember who it was. We were flying the whole time and I remember concentrating on my flying skills to levitate so that I could still fight upright. The rest of the lucid concerned a little boy who was about 9 or 10 as written on my phone earlier but I cant remember. All I remember was that at the end of the dream I rechecked my phone, so that when I FA'd I would know what the next mission was.

Lucid number two.
Immediately after waking up I think I did a quick RC and became lucid. I flew out of my bedroom window. I could hear my father talking behind me. Normally my behavior allows whoever is chasing me to catch up because I doubt my flying skills and then they do. My father almost does catch up and I have to push him backwards with my hand. But at some point he gives up and turns around. I found this weird at the time because he'll normally try to distract me and ruin my lucids. But I was treating him as if he was an object of the dream (which he is, he's just a DC) so he must have lost the only purpose he served. With renewed vigor I flew over the treetops in my backyard at blazing speed. Now I was flying over a forest with tons of trees and giant beautiful trees that were brown and orange and green. I landed on the ground and Ninjas started attacking me. My friend who had previously bailed on me when the cops were around returned and together we used martial arts that couldn't possibly exist in the real world to kick those ninjas to the curb. We then saw a house in the woods. My friend wanted to break in and hurt everyone inside and rob them. I went to the opposite side of the house and waited by a bathroom window. I could see a guy inside the bathroom. The minute I heard commotion I smashed the window, to give the impression that it was an organized force attacking and to break the morale of the people inside. I then entered through a side entrance next to the kitchen. There was a burglar gate there and two guys were blocking it. A short guy who was bulky and a guy the same height as me with massive muscles. The short guy pissed me off so much with is comments that I told him we were now going to fight. We moved past the big guy who I was being very polite to given the circumstances, and stood in the kitchen of the house. It was my kitchen we were back in my house. While putting on gloves I told the guy I don't have mma gloves only weight lifting gloves, but he was ignoring me. I could see he had the exact same type of gloves as me. I decided I was through trying to be nice to this guy and that I would kill him. But the dream ended here and I woke up for realsies.

First lucid of the month, recall was good considering I've only slept 4 hours. Ok I'm going back to bed now!

25-04-2014
Haven't written down any of my dreams this month. Last night I had a lucid I'm not exactly sure how I became lucid but I did. I think I was at home or something. So anyway there are two groups of people and I think they are fighting. I decide to join in on the fight for one group and at that exact moment everyone starts using powers. People are shooting fire, explosions are happening everywhere and people are using cool enchanted weapons. I summon some kind of staff that has a little bit of cushioning at one end to protect the person I'm fighting against. I'm kicking ass and taking names but then I see a friend of mine on the other team.

He's dual wielding swords and tells me I have no chance against him. I extend the pole like Goku's staff from dbz and try to smash him with it but he moves faster than I have ever moved in any lucid in my life. He's slashing me to pieces and over powers me every time I try to strike him. I turn around to flee, and phase through a gate so that they cant catch me. I'm in my backyard now and I fly onto my roof. I decide to summon a monster. The first one that appears is some kind of giant flying snail thingy from Final fantasy but it attacks me. Then another one appears and they're both trying to catch me. I try throw flames at them but they are fire element themselves so they just spew more of it at me. I think some kind of giant wolf or dog comes and attacks them so I fly away. I try to summon a dragon and two purple ones appear and also attack me. I run and jump and use buildings as cover until they eventually get bored and fly away (probably towards the other monsters). I calm myself down and I think I tried to stabilize the dream. Then I thought that the next monster I summon must be faithful to me. I summon blue eyes white dragon and I hear it flying and roaring before landing beneath the building I'm hanging from. I can see its also hostile so I jump down and land on its back. It tries to knock me off with its tail but I imagine theres a floating playstation triangle button in front of me and I press it to mount. The dragon is now under my control. I go back into my house and blow the door apart with my dragons flame. When I get to the main fight everyone is riding on the backs of these funny looking lego dragons. My one also turns into lego. I shoot flames into the ceiling to distract everyone and My dragon starts biting everyone else's, breaking them into pieces. Eventually my dragon runs out of pieces and becomes a little toy. I jump off and start attacking the other team, this time working together with my teammates so that each fight is two on one.

My friend with the swords sees me again in the middle of a fight with someone else. Two other members of my team and I charge at him to sucker punch him, but he kills all three other members of my team. I'm fighting with all I've got but its no use. I fly away to escape once again but this time he flies after me! Its now night time. I fly at top speed, then I shoot straight up into the air. He's on the ground but jumps straight up to my height in an instant. I fly down and try to get to where I remember the monsters were spawning. But he flies down and these chains shoot out of nowhere and restrain all of my limbs. I'm dangling upright suspended off the ground now. He looks at me and tells me I've gotten so weak. I'm thinking of escaping this body the minute he attacks and firing a suicide attack at him where my soul tries to destroy him at the cost of my body. He knows what I'm planning and doesn't get closer. The dream ends with him going to kill the rest of the members of my dream.

08-04-2014
Had a dry spell for a while because of university. So today I took a nap in the middle of the day. Guess what I had? My first WILD!!! Didn't even concentrate on it. Just laid down in bed and a couple minutes later the music I went to sleep to was off and I felt like my whole body was already in SP. i could hear a little girls laughter in the house and I felt like someone was standing over me but I ignored it. Then my body shook really hard and I felt like I just melted through my bed. I waited for a while until I could see and I was lying on my bed looking at the door. Did the nose RC to confirm I was asleep and then I flew out the window. The lucidity itself wasn't that good because I didn't stabilize or calm down. I eventually lost it and was in a normal dream. I was in some place where they had a huge wave pool. Surfed for a bit. Then the rest of the dream took place in a beach.
Thats all I can remember because I was too lazy to get up and write down my dream afterwards.

I cant remember how long I was asleep for but I could hear my little brother squeeling with joy in the living room. I fell asleep and had a false awakening in my bed. My door was slightly open and there were two way bigger than normal puppies in my room. I got up to smell them and the first one was so frightened it wanted to run. But I wouldn't let it. I started petting it so that it would get used to me while I was thinking about how I would break this dog and establish dominance. I think before this dream fragment I was actually asleep, because I remember my dad coming in late at night, and saying "there now everything has been fed". And outside lying against his car was a dead bloody cow.

Also when I woke in the morning my brother was holding two little Greyhound puppies. So I guess thats where THAT dream came from.

15-03-2014
I actually did something I haven't done in more than 3 years. A WTBD. Woke up for. Bit around 8:20 and went back to sleep. In my dream I was in my living room wearing my chinese gown. I think it was raining outside and it was pitch black. Outside. I did an RC and became lucid. I was about to fly outside like I usually do but I suddenly stopped myself. It was so dark I was likely to lose my newfound lucidity. I stabilised a bit and remembered my self imposed task. Summon a sword. I got into a stance and kept trying to draw a sword from my side over and over but it just wouldn't work. Then I went to my bedroom and fetched a wooden bokken. As I brought it back I saw my father creepily come down the corridor. He said "huh?" As if I'd asked him something but I figured it was just to psyche me out.

Then we fought and I couldn't use the bokken because of the close range we where in. Then He turned into some character from prison break or something just as I pinned him down and crushed his throat with the sword. After that I think I saw season 4 of Prison break about to play on tv, then I had a phone call with my friend that I recorded and listened to afterwards, then I imagined what would happen if U2 was outside in the darkness and how I would use a torch to save them( weird). This pulled me into some dream where I was with three other assassins in the middle of a mission. We where running through a building eliminating targets one after another. I think we had all turned into Bleach captains. I was Kyouraku and one of us had just died. The other two ( who looked like Ukitake and that squad 1 lieutenant whose name I can never remember) turned around and attacked me. They looked very crazed like they were powered by a hollow. At first I was being attacked from their perspective and they came across as good. But then the scene was repeated from my perspective and they were possessed by something telling them to kill me to unlock some weird sort of power.

I had one big sword instead of Kyourakus usual two. It had an even longer curve at the end which I soon learned was good for disarming an opponent. So I disarmed the one captain and flew away (because theres no way I'm getting killed for nothing right) I could hear shurikens being thrown at me and the first ones hit me but I changed my flight path so the rest would miss. I had my two swords and as I landed on a wall I focused and used shunpo. [for anyone who hasn't watched Bleach this is called flash step, just google it] to get away from the other two quickly. I hadn't traveled that far a distance but the place I was at now resembled one of the fields at my old High school. I saw captain Kuchiki walking around and knew he would realise something was wrong. Right on cue he started realising something was wrong. Suddenly I was the Head captain and I faked his voice and spoke Japanese so it would be believable. I shouted for Kuchiki to come at once. He started running towards me but then I woke up.

13-03-2014
I think the dream started out by me being at hime. My father randomly came to me and said I need to get dressed and go with him to a meeting. So I did, and then we went there. There were other guys my age all with their fathers. On our way back from the meeting he was bitching about how I messed up by not wearing a watch. I told him it was his fault, if I wasn't in a such a rush from having a meeting randomly spring up I would have worm one. Then he got out of the car and started raging. I got into the drivers seat and tried to run him over.

Then I did an RC and confirmed that this must be a dream. Somehow I was back in my living room and the car was super tiny like a toy. I flew out the window while rubbing my hands together and saying "clarity" and landed on the ledge of the wall outside. Then I grabbed onto a different ledge and shouted "super strength!" This enabled me to climb with just my arms with no effort at all. I got to my destination (a tennis court) and I could hear the gardeners speaking to each other outside. I thought that when I arrived I would summon someone to fight with. But there were these three witch girls there already (they looked normal but I knew they were witches). Suddenly I was a woman. I said we needed to practice our flying and started focusing energy at the bottom of my feet and letting it lift me up. They were too stubborn and said they didn't need it. Then the most rude looking one somehow became stronger by defying me and a clear Crystal ball appeared in front of her. I really don't think I was lucid at this point and there was a lot of cursing/spell casting/teleporting and visions from previous dreams I've had.

Then I was in some sort of gigantic castle. I was lucid again and figured the best place to go would be to the bottom of the castle in this weird dark sewer place. Then there was screaming, a man and a woman running underneath me (I grabbed the woman, but only because I wanted to disrupt whatever was going on) the I was flying around the castle and something/someone was flying after me trying to get the woman (who had now turned into a boy) back. The castle was like a maze and I could remember it from a previous lucid I had a little while ago. Then I lost lucidity, the boy turned into a deflated blow up doll, I flew through a trap that had a lightning barrier and I kept respawning like I was in a game. Then later on I flew into a dragons den and was burnt to a crisp. Think I woke up after that.

09-03-2014
The problem with this dream is that I only recorded it around 5pm so my recall won't be too good.
I was at home and a bunch of stuff had happened before that I don't remember. Then SkullMeramon was outside my house and he was trying to break in and rob me. At first I tried barricading the door by using the couches but he was already inside by the time I had pushed the couch. At that moment I realised the likelyhood of a digimon breaking into my house was so absurd I became lucid. I turned around and fly right through the sliding door behind me to escape. But Meramon was right on my tail flying behind me [when I turn off the physics in my dreams the bad guy normally get the exact same benefit as me] he was just a out to grab my leg so I dove into the pool. Holding my breath I swam to the bottom before I remembered I didnt have to hold my breath. I knew the water would slow him down so I flew right back out of the water. I landed outside (not even wet) and started doing ninja seals. I vaguely remember Skullmeramon getting out and turning into Link from Zelda. I stayed out of range of his sword and carried on doing hand seals. I planned on using Kirin (Sasuke's attack for anyone thats watched Naruto Shippudden) but Link did it first. He thought that it would throw me off, but I timed it so that just before his attack would hit me I used mine. Because my attack hadn't traveled a long distance it was stronger and swallowed/destroyed his one. Then my Kirin flew up into the air and hit Link. I think he was dead afterwards. I vaguely remember planning on practising my flying because it needs improvement but I cant remember the rest of the dream so I must have lost lucidity

03-03-2014
The majority of this dream will not be written down, because having it in writing will probably have me admitted. I was in some type of war between two groups. The first one starting with a hibari kyouya character and me switching weapons and fighting. there was a little girl on their team who fused sweets together to create a boomerang that would hit people with lightning element, who was getting hit with her own boomerang as I managed to hit her with a lightning element attack during the fight. I was posed as one of her team mates that was lightning type. Her actual team mate phased through one of the walls to help her, only to realise it was actually me in disguise setting him up(bunshin). However he knew it was a clone and had sent out four of his clones to ambush me! At some point during the battle i became lucid. I tried to fly to go fight him but my dogs kept flying behind me and I kept having to tell them no! And hitting them on the nose. Then it was dark outside, I had lost lucidity and most of this part is censored and forgotten. Then I was in the house and became lucid again. I phased through the window and tried to fly away but I could hear my fathers voice tell me its no use. This time I had enough. I flew/phased back into the house with much effort( such effort, very time, wow) and looked everywhere for my family. None of them were inside except for my father who was in the bath. I screamed at him to come and fight me. I did a nose RC and looked in the mirror RC. The mirror one made me feel weak and weird so I went back into the bathroom. My father had knives in the bath with him so I took one out and told him to fight me. Then he came out in a towel, we both had knives but he wasn't invested in the fight. Then I pinned him down and with a lot of effort slit his throat. I was even able to tell the dream just how the blood should spurt out( I got really messy here, maybe I should leave it as an unrealistic slow drip). Then I did another nose RC and a light switch RC and then I left the room. I flew out of the house but then I woke up. Yes this dream is fucked up. Yes its not even the worst part of it. Basically I just need to realise that there is no room for fear, and my actions won't affect the real world. I can do what I want without fear of consequence.

01-03-2014
I had quite a few dreams last night. The most prevalent one being where I could hear my parents coming home and I went to my car to get something. Only to realise that all of my doors and my boot were open. I think one of the back doors was even missing. I realised I'd been robbed. I parked my car in the garage with both of my parents cars, and my mother "new" blue car. Which means that somehow 4 cars were parked into a two car garage. I spoke to them for a bit before going inside. For some reason while I was locking up the gate I was viciously terrified of being robbed and just wanted to lock up as soon as possible. I was inside and locked up when one of my parents said something to me. It was really scary and I realised that theres no way tis could be real. So I realised it was a dream and I tried to fly off. But as usual my subconscious tries to mess me up by having my parents tell me theres no escape and one of them flew after me. I was flying super fast in the air and was way up in the sky. It didn't even look like earth anymore it looked like the setting from one of my childhood dreams. It was very game-like and there were cats with wings and projectiles being shot everywhere(to precent one from flying out of the atmosphere) I decreased my height and was being chased by one of my parents who had morphed into some weird looking angelic boy. I flew behind a car( which was floating in the sky) and the boy ran out of altitude at that height and plummeted back towards my house. My dream was telling me that because I had exceeded my flying limit that my body was dead and I was about to fall as well. S I leaned against the car until my body had regenerated all of my health back.

Then for some reason I was back at my house. I did a nose RC and it worked so I became lucid again. Before my parents could speak I ran out of the house( my fear always fucks up my control) and started running at mach speed. Something was chasing after me and after some time I realised it was a howler monkey. Some car lights came on in front of me so I took a different path to the left in order to avoid getting looped back to my parents house. I turned myself into a monkey to confuse the one following me and then set upon a path that no creature other than a monkey could ever follow through bushes and bouncing off trees and under logs etc. the monkey chasing me still hadn't lost me. A rabbit started chasing me and trying to knock me down but he was way too small. So I tapped into his conscious and had him attack the other monkey. Then we were on the other side of my house near the cricket nets and I jumped up onto them. The monkey was replaced by a group of guys from my old highschool and one of them was trying to bully me. I climbed up to the top of the net and then it started to fall down so I jumped off it on the other side. The guy trying to bully me slipped through the gap formed by the net falling and wanted to fight. Which makes no sense because although he's bigger than me IRL and weighs like 90 kilos he doesn't have a chance of beating me. I beat him to a pulp and I think I broke one of his arms. Then the rest of the guys( now turned into a bunch of big drunk englishmen were through the net. I tried to climb the next net but the grab-able part( new word) was on the other side so I slid down. I now was in a small enclosed room and had to fight all of these guys without any lucid powers because I'm pretty sure I was no longer lucid... I was smashing faces in and elbowing one of my high school friends in the face repeatedly because he was all weird and stuff. Eventually a trannie had found its way in and was touching my back. I got my friend in a choke but said in his ear "dude lets pretend we're fighting so hard that we have to move to the opposite side of the room so that we're far away from this trannie!" He agreed and we moved away but now all the guys had run to this side of the room to escape. I found a door and we all got out.

We were in a little lobby/garage and there were weapons lying on a table. Most of them were bata but there were a few machetes and katanas lying around. I grabbed a katana(yes I am an anime nerd) but it didn't have a handle. So I took a broadsword instead that was in a hockey stick bag and I ran out of the lobby into the room next door. For some reason I knew this was the women's room and the room I was previously in was the mens room. I ran in and the girls were screaming that some kind of military was there and they were armed. I ran towards one of their ships that had landed( we were now outside and it was daytime again) and three guys were running towards the ship to do exactly what I was planning to do. So we joined up as a group and attacked the ship. The first guy from the group was a really fast runner so he arrived first surrounded by four guys and started trying to fight them. I figured he'd end up dead so I ran to a guard that was aiming at him from far. He turned around when he saw me but he was so frightened( rookie, hmph) that he hesitated for a moment. I slid underneath his guns range and grabbed him around the neck. I wanted to kill him but the other guys with me told me to use non lethal force. One of them pistol-whipped the guard with his own gun and we carried on. I was angry because I was so sure that he had killed the guard with the amount of force he used and he had just lectured me on toning down my violence. As we got closer to the ship I woke up.

On a side note I had a dream where my brother was standing near my bed and my father was lying in it. I wanted to hug my brother but he wasn't in the mood. Then my father told me I must join some political party within 6 years. I thought a lecture was coming so I was getting ready to switch off/argue but then he started talking about how black people in the past were discriminated against and he started choking up so I started crying as well.

Truth be told I had no idea I would write this much of the dream because I didn't remember the majority of it until I started writing it down. Oh well! Guess I still have some decent dream recall

12-01-2014
Had another formidable lucid dream last night. The non-lucid part was about me living in a house with my father and sister. [At some point in the non lucid part I think I lent that new Bleach game to D] I was at uni but the buildings all resembled buildings from my old high school. There were explosions all over and some person was trying to convince everyone to calm down and that the buildings had been standing for a long time and weren't about to go down anytime soon. there was a part of the non-lucid where I was in some sort of game. You were supposed to find the exit using different characters, and there were events like explosions, giant bugs trying to eat you etc. every time you lost you started again. There was only one way out by the looks of things in the game.

The two characters were some guy, and Jennifer Laurence holding a crying child who moved slower than the man. Before this the game was about collecting as many coin thingies as possible. Only everyone thought that this was real life, and some people weren't collecting them because they thought it was a hallucination or something like that. I was stacking cartons of eggs on top of each other. Then I went to a different room and started doing the same thing there with other stuff like ham. When asked what I was doing I explained it to someone from my real life who wanted to join me. Someone else told me that I stacked a bunch of cartons of eggs in the other room, but not in this one like I thought I had. I don't remember much about this part, only that I didn't like it. I did the nose rc and it worked, so I flew out the window.

My phasing wasnt working nicely but anyway I was outside. I saw Chelsea Handler outside looking hot and younger than normal. I grabbed her and proceeding to have my way with her by force like they do on Spartacus. My sister interrupts by appearing and saying she is going to tell on. I fly away with Handler is on my junk. But the dream changes and eventually it appears that all I'm doing is hanging onto the top bunk of a bunkbed in my old room. It sort of comes across as a false awakening. I hear my mother and sister call me from the kitchen asking me when I'm going to " wake up and greet the morning". In my mind I'm aware that its 7 in the morning, a weird time for me to be awake seeing as I sleep so late anyway. So I play along but I have a feeling I'm trapped in a loop.

Seeing my mother in the kitchen confirms my theory, and I scream out at her that I can tell whats going on and that her being there is where they fucked up. She is trying to play it off but she starts hitting me. We're in the living room and she starts attacking me. She says my granny is behind me who then appears and starts at me, but I shout "no she isn't!" So that my granny cant do anything. This is still my dream dammit Im in fucking charge. I fend her off and try fly out of the door but none of my powers are working at all. So I have to run out of the open door. My sister appears so I grab 3 bottles and fight her with them. One falls on the floor and breaks and she gets scared. I tell her not to step on the broken glass and that the red stuff is just ketchup. I leave her and start off with two of those bottles. The path leaving the house is all messed up, several of them are difficult to get through because of this weird game like blizzard thats in my way. I see a full size mirror and look at my reflection as an Rc. Looks really weird and bruised so I try to enter the mirror to end the loop but none of my powers are working.

I grab the mirror and use it as a shield, and one of the bottles turns into a really thin grappling hook. All of a sudden I'm in another area and the dream is very game-like. There was a castle with some guy on look out. He saw me and called the alarm so I used the grabbing hook to pull him down Splinter cell style. I was moving from one side of the building to the other with ease in this game. Pulling down people, barrels of flammable liquids from the top floors which would fall Down and explode everywhere, eventually taking the entire building down. Then I was standing on top of the building with the main boss at the bottom, ready to attack me. He threw like a huge boulder of ice at me and I evaded it. But then the building turned into my parents bed and the guy was right there, throwing underwhelmingly smaller balls of snow. My weapons were gone so I was throwing even smaller snow balls at him in response. Eventually I decided to just jump on the guy. Then I woke up.

Some key things I learnt about this dream: just because I cant use my powers doesn't mean that I'm not dreaming. This new time of dream where I'm trapped in a loop is actually rem state where my waking body can't move and I'm just forced to dream for a little longer. Which is awesome if you think about it. This time I realised the loop was a dream. If I just concentrate more next time, stabilise the dream and behave appropriately I may be able to use the entire length of the dream for whatever I want
Also my dream recall is fucken awesome, and I always write down my dream for the night in one go in the morning instead of waking up at night after each one.

07-01-2014
This one is a doozy so sit back and relax. It starts with me driving in the car with D. We're going somewhere to eat, he's driving and we're on the highway. he goes into a wrong lane and now were on the wrong direction on the highway. He tries to do some handbreak directional turn shit that nearly gets us killed like eight times. The view is of outside the car and we're getting nowhere fast. Eventually he gets us on the proper side of the road and we carry on driving. We get to some shopping mall. We go inside to the spur. He says sit there at one of the chairs, so naturally I assume something is wrong with it. I want to sit somewhere else but all of the chairs and tables are dirty and cluttered. He mentions how we should get yiros so I say lets leave. Im thinking about Cresta meanwhile he was thinking about getting mayfair yiros. I have no intention of driving so far. He gets to the top of the stairs and leaves. But then all of a sudden he's behind me. He's grinning saying I'm not gonna like the fact that I should drive all the way home to change into a casual t shirt and shoes, then drive all the way back to his house. Then I wake up

Or thats what I assume anyway. I'm in my room. Don't remember much of what went on at this point, only that I got out of bed(which was the bed that I slept in at my old house), and that I got a bite to eat from the kitchen. I plugged in my earphones to my iPhone and was trying to search for a song but my ipod wasn't working properly. I didn't even recall the search function existing in that part of my iPhone. I randomly do an RC while passing underneath the burglar-gate in the passage way and after a few repeats I become lucid.

I fly and phase through the gates in the darkness and exit this house by phasing through the window. As I do I hear a woman's voice calling me Chiquita and sounding evil as fuck. As I turn around while rubbing my hands together for clarity I see this strange spanish chick phase through my window(ok my lucidity is not always tops, and the nightmares I have always seem to have the same powers as me) The battle begins. Im pounding on her with punches and kicks while she claws at me or something unremarkable. She creates distance between us and flies to the other end of the swimming pool. She creates a mist around herself and starts throwing ice spears(not unlike the ice spears from Skyrm) But my view was wider than real life because of my lucidity so I was able to evade them. I flew to a nearby tree and tried to punch her as she flew after me.

She dodged and started throwing ice spears without any prior stance whileI was in the air. Due to a lack of mobility I was only just able to evade them. I landed on a tree, climbed to the other side and pushed myself off. In slow motion as she came to the side I was on, now accompanied by her evil boyfriend who looked pissed off at me but not interested in joining the fight I put up my right hand to resemble a ninja seal/sign and shouted "homing mass!!!" It took its time to charge and release but it hit her right in the forehead. Her boyfriend started "trying" to comfort her but he said something about her power level. As I was about to fly off I chipped in a little comment about the comment he made and the couple started arguing.

I flew away from those assholes to get away from them(losing lucidity here) and the boyfriend followed closely to get me for starting the mess. I was in a ships corridors now and I phased through a door the end of a lobby and hid. Dumbledore was standing outside it and knew I was inside, but promised to make sure I was safe. I was forming a strategy of defense when I realised that some other enemy could attack from behind and Dumbledore and I would be boxed in from both sides in this narrow cruise ship. I phased back out of the door to confront the boyfriend myself. I found the girlfriend on a balcony looking shocked to see me. Then the boyfriend flew in. At that moment I felt as if the said events had all happened previously and kept repeating because we were stuck in a loop. The girlfriend(looking normal, less vicious and more like this Megan girl from my old school) all realised that and huddled together, determined to get out of the loop.

I said we would have to change how we respond completely, and behave completely differently. We would have to work together. Then dumbledore came in to help, and some random woman, some random guy, a celebrity, a dj, a bunch of guys from my old highschool(ds), until there was like a school class worth of people in one spot. We all sat down and started watching a movie. I needed the toilet but there was no room to get out without disturbing everyone.

I think this dream was a result of my constant thinking about the time I was on shrooms and thought I had become trapped in an inception like loop were everything was batshit crazy and kept repeating itself. A lot of my fears often end up in my dreams.

05-01-2014
Had another lucid dream last night. Im in a rush but the gist of it is that I realised I was dreaming, tried to wake up for some reason(maybe I was in a nightmare) and it didnt work. I realised I must be in Rem state. So I went to my father and tried to will him into attacking me so I would wake up mhe didnt want to at first. Then when he did he was trying to gouge out my eyes. At the last second I panicked, took a chair and smashed it on him. Then I flew outside, rubbed my hands for clarity, flew around, ran around and on water(my garden had become a giant marsh. Rest of the dream is about braam and smiley.

03-01-2014
I think my friend Kim was staying over at my house or something. I could hear a storm brewing outside so I went to go put on the alarm. I checked the time and it was 21h30. As I was about to bypass the zones I realised the alarm was completely fucked up, with more zones than there are supposed to be, and most of the words were in spanish(ds, faulty tech). I was worried that I would get robbed while the alarm was all messed up. I think my sister was there as well. At some point in this dream or another I did the nose rc and itworked, but instead of taking control of the dream I just woke myself up.

Going to use my iPad as my journal from now on because I hate turning on the lights at night to write down my dreams. Forgive my spelling errors!

31-12-13
Had my first proper lucid in a long time. I don't really recall the dream prior to being lucid, but when I did the nose breathing check it didn't feel like it was working. I might not have become lucid, but I was already floating in the air at this point. I made damn sure to stabilise the dream by rubbing my hands, and shouting clarity. I flew over the wall and saw some pretty black chick in the courtyard. I attacked her, pulled down my pants and made her eat my ass. But then she turned into a potato. Don't really recall the dream after this, only that I flew off again, and kept increasing my clarity which actually started destabilizing the dream.

The second one I remember was being at trinity again. (Ds of note) Beforehand i knew of a matric dance, and had asked a girl from my old school to go with me and she accepted. Also there was a part in the dream where I had parked my car at the bottom of the schools parking lot. Then later I went into a garage and saw a big red car there. It unlocked when i pressed my key so I assumed it was my car. But later in the dream I realized it wasn't. (I think it was also raining at this point) i had a sports bag full of clothes in it that I had to remove and put in MY actual car. Then after this I was in their school hall. Someone announced that the dance was to begin that night and that we were to sit with our partners. I saw mine but didn't sit with her immediately for some reason.

Third and fourth were about me being taught a sword form by some guy. I was practising with a real sword. At first when I was being shown the form(in my living room ds) My vision kept being blacked out. I woke up afterwards and realised its because I haven't seen the next form yet. I went back to sleep, found myself in the same place. I cant say for sure that i was lucid, only that I knew it would work this time as I was by myself and able to make up the form at will.

A good nights recall for a guy who hasn't worked on lds for an entire year may 2014 be a great one

its been almost a month since i last posted a dream but they've been so crappy coz i've been studying for exams. anyway this is the one i literally just woke up from.

I’m watching this scene of dragonball z where its goku, gohan and this other kid. The kid was some kind of dictator on the planet and had some evil plan to kill all the black kids. Goku picks up a staff and says “ its wrong to discriminate. I have know choice but to stop you.” He charges at the kid ready to swing but its just a plan of his to get gohan to try persuade the kid to change. Sure enough gohan(teen) goes super saiyan and charges goku into a wall. He says” father its not too late let me try and talk some sense into him”. Goku says”you heard him yourself he’s a ruthless killer. I don’t get to see what happens as the scene changes. It’s the scene of a dream that ive had before. There are two jedis, two sith and they both have two soldiers of their own kind with them.chaos ensues and in the end are the two dark troopers. But the one shoots the other in the head.then they take their mask off and its this gorgeous woman. Darth vader walks up to her and takes off his mask and its vince mcmahon! The woman was a mercenary paid to follow vince’s orders. However because I’ve seen this before I know that mcmahon backstabs the woman and kills her to get rid of any witnesses. Not allowing thisto happen I focus on the womans body and take it over with my mind. I make her spin around in circles to test if it worked and she’s spinning like a top. Mcmahon tries to guilt her saying stuff like “don’t you want to complete the mission.” But im in control and I make her jump a mile into the air.

Suddenly im seeing the dream from the womans view. I become lucid and do an arch backflip. Then I try to do a kamehameha into the ground but I fail. The I try maintain flight but shouting levitate but that doesn’t work. So I focus my powers so that I land so softly its like I was only ten inches off the ground. Ive landed in my backyard near the pool. I notice someone there from my fathers office. I eye him suspiciously but he doesn’t seem to be a threat. I proceed to jump on the trampoline even though its trashed IRL. Then I tell the guy to watch this and I fly up towards my house and punch the roof. I easily land on the floor and he looks quite amused. Then I look into the house and want to see whats going on. But end up losing lucidity and waking up.