awesome ninja dream journal

I cant remember how long I was asleep for but I could hear my little brother squeeling with joy in the living room. I fell asleep and had a false awakening in my bed. My door was slightly open and there were two way bigger than normal puppies in my room. I got up to smell them and the first one was so frightened it wanted to run. But I wouldn't let it. I started petting it so that it would get used to me while I was thinking about how I would break this dog and establish dominance. I think before this dream fragment I was actually asleep, because I remember my dad coming in late at night, and saying "there now everything has been fed". And outside lying against his car was a dead bloody cow.

Also when I woke in the morning my brother was holding two little Greyhound puppies. So I guess thats where THAT dream came from.

15-03-2014
I actually did something I haven't done in more than 3 years. A WTBD. Woke up for. Bit around 8:20 and went back to sleep. In my dream I was in my living room wearing my chinese gown. I think it was raining outside and it was pitch black. Outside. I did an RC and became lucid. I was about to fly outside like I usually do but I suddenly stopped myself. It was so dark I was likely to lose my newfound lucidity. I stabilised a bit and remembered my self imposed task. Summon a sword. I got into a stance and kept trying to draw a sword from my side over and over but it just wouldn't work. Then I went to my bedroom and fetched a wooden bokken. As I brought it back I saw my father creepily come down the corridor. He said "huh?" As if I'd asked him something but I figured it was just to psyche me out.

Then we fought and I couldn't use the bokken because of the close range we where in. Then He turned into some character from prison break or something just as I pinned him down and crushed his throat with the sword. After that I think I saw season 4 of Prison break about to play on tv, then I had a phone call with my friend that I recorded and listened to afterwards, then I imagined what would happen if U2 was outside in the darkness and how I would use a torch to save them( weird). This pulled me into some dream where I was with three other assassins in the middle of a mission. We where running through a building eliminating targets one after another. I think we had all turned into Bleach captains. I was Kyouraku and one of us had just died. The other two ( who looked like Ukitake and that squad 1 lieutenant whose name I can never remember) turned around and attacked me. They looked very crazed like they were powered by a hollow. At first I was being attacked from their perspective and they came across as good. But then the scene was repeated from my perspective and they were possessed by something telling them to kill me to unlock some weird sort of power.

I had one big sword instead of Kyourakus usual two. It had an even longer curve at the end which I soon learned was good for disarming an opponent. So I disarmed the one captain and flew away (because theres no way I'm getting killed for nothing right) I could hear shurikens being thrown at me and the first ones hit me but I changed my flight path so the rest would miss. I had my two swords and as I landed on a wall I focused and used shunpo. [for anyone who hasn't watched Bleach this is called flash step, just google it] to get away from the other two quickly. I hadn't traveled that far a distance but the place I was at now resembled one of the fields at my old High school. I saw captain Kuchiki walking around and knew he would realise something was wrong. Right on cue he started realising something was wrong. Suddenly I was the Head captain and I faked his voice and spoke Japanese so it would be believable. I shouted for Kuchiki to come at once. He started running towards me but then I woke up.

13-03-2014
I think the dream started out by me being at hime. My father randomly came to me and said I need to get dressed and go with him to a meeting. So I did, and then we went there. There were other guys my age all with their fathers. On our way back from the meeting he was bitching about how I messed up by not wearing a watch. I told him it was his fault, if I wasn't in a such a rush from having a meeting randomly spring up I would have worm one. Then he got out of the car and started raging. I got into the drivers seat and tried to run him over.

Then I did an RC and confirmed that this must be a dream. Somehow I was back in my living room and the car was super tiny like a toy. I flew out the window while rubbing my hands together and saying "clarity" and landed on the ledge of the wall outside. Then I grabbed onto a different ledge and shouted "super strength!" This enabled me to climb with just my arms with no effort at all. I got to my destination (a tennis court) and I could hear the gardeners speaking to each other outside. I thought that when I arrived I would summon someone to fight with. But there were these three witch girls there already (they looked normal but I knew they were witches). Suddenly I was a woman. I said we needed to practice our flying and started focusing energy at the bottom of my feet and letting it lift me up. They were too stubborn and said they didn't need it. Then the most rude looking one somehow became stronger by defying me and a clear Crystal ball appeared in front of her. I really don't think I was lucid at this point and there was a lot of cursing/spell casting/teleporting and visions from previous dreams I've had.

Then I was in some sort of gigantic castle. I was lucid again and figured the best place to go would be to the bottom of the castle in this weird dark sewer place. Then there was screaming, a man and a woman running underneath me (I grabbed the woman, but only because I wanted to disrupt whatever was going on) the I was flying around the castle and something/someone was flying after me trying to get the woman (who had now turned into a boy) back. The castle was like a maze and I could remember it from a previous lucid I had a little while ago. Then I lost lucidity, the boy turned into a deflated blow up doll, I flew through a trap that had a lightning barrier and I kept respawning like I was in a game. Then later on I flew into a dragons den and was burnt to a crisp. Think I woke up after that.

09-03-2014
The problem with this dream is that I only recorded it around 5pm so my recall won't be too good.
I was at home and a bunch of stuff had happened before that I don't remember. Then SkullMeramon was outside my house and he was trying to break in and rob me. At first I tried barricading the door by using the couches but he was already inside by the time I had pushed the couch. At that moment I realised the likelyhood of a digimon breaking into my house was so absurd I became lucid. I turned around and fly right through the sliding door behind me to escape. But Meramon was right on my tail flying behind me [when I turn off the physics in my dreams the bad guy normally get the exact same benefit as me] he was just a out to grab my leg so I dove into the pool. Holding my breath I swam to the bottom before I remembered I didnt have to hold my breath. I knew the water would slow him down so I flew right back out of the water. I landed outside (not even wet) and started doing ninja seals. I vaguely remember Skullmeramon getting out and turning into Link from Zelda. I stayed out of range of his sword and carried on doing hand seals. I planned on using Kirin (Sasuke's attack for anyone thats watched Naruto Shippudden) but Link did it first. He thought that it would throw me off, but I timed it so that just before his attack would hit me I used mine. Because my attack hadn't traveled a long distance it was stronger and swallowed/destroyed his one. Then my Kirin flew up into the air and hit Link. I think he was dead afterwards. I vaguely remember planning on practising my flying because it needs improvement but I cant remember the rest of the dream so I must have lost lucidity

03-03-2014
The majority of this dream will not be written down, because having it in writing will probably have me admitted. I was in some type of war between two groups. The first one starting with a hibari kyouya character and me switching weapons and fighting. there was a little girl on their team who fused sweets together to create a boomerang that would hit people with lightning element, who was getting hit with her own boomerang as I managed to hit her with a lightning element attack during the fight. I was posed as one of her team mates that was lightning type. Her actual team mate phased through one of the walls to help her, only to realise it was actually me in disguise setting him up(bunshin). However he knew it was a clone and had sent out four of his clones to ambush me! At some point during the battle i became lucid. I tried to fly to go fight him but my dogs kept flying behind me and I kept having to tell them no! And hitting them on the nose. Then it was dark outside, I had lost lucidity and most of this part is censored and forgotten. Then I was in the house and became lucid again. I phased through the window and tried to fly away but I could hear my fathers voice tell me its no use. This time I had enough. I flew/phased back into the house with much effort( such effort, very time, wow) and looked everywhere for my family. None of them were inside except for my father who was in the bath. I screamed at him to come and fight me. I did a nose RC and looked in the mirror RC. The mirror one made me feel weak and weird so I went back into the bathroom. My father had knives in the bath with him so I took one out and told him to fight me. Then he came out in a towel, we both had knives but he wasn't invested in the fight. Then I pinned him down and with a lot of effort slit his throat. I was even able to tell the dream just how the blood should spurt out( I got really messy here, maybe I should leave it as an unrealistic slow drip). Then I did another nose RC and a light switch RC and then I left the room. I flew out of the house but then I woke up. Yes this dream is fucked up. Yes its not even the worst part of it. Basically I just need to realise that there is no room for fear, and my actions won't affect the real world. I can do what I want without fear of consequence.

01-03-2014
I had quite a few dreams last night. The most prevalent one being where I could hear my parents coming home and I went to my car to get something. Only to realise that all of my doors and my boot were open. I think one of the back doors was even missing. I realised I'd been robbed. I parked my car in the garage with both of my parents cars, and my mother "new" blue car. Which means that somehow 4 cars were parked into a two car garage. I spoke to them for a bit before going inside. For some reason while I was locking up the gate I was viciously terrified of being robbed and just wanted to lock up as soon as possible. I was inside and locked up when one of my parents said something to me. It was really scary and I realised that theres no way tis could be real. So I realised it was a dream and I tried to fly off. But as usual my subconscious tries to mess me up by having my parents tell me theres no escape and one of them flew after me. I was flying super fast in the air and was way up in the sky. It didn't even look like earth anymore it looked like the setting from one of my childhood dreams. It was very game-like and there were cats with wings and projectiles being shot everywhere(to precent one from flying out of the atmosphere) I decreased my height and was being chased by one of my parents who had morphed into some weird looking angelic boy. I flew behind a car( which was floating in the sky) and the boy ran out of altitude at that height and plummeted back towards my house. My dream was telling me that because I had exceeded my flying limit that my body was dead and I was about to fall as well. S I leaned against the car until my body had regenerated all of my health back.

Then for some reason I was back at my house. I did a nose RC and it worked so I became lucid again. Before my parents could speak I ran out of the house( my fear always fucks up my control) and started running at mach speed. Something was chasing after me and after some time I realised it was a howler monkey. Some car lights came on in front of me so I took a different path to the left in order to avoid getting looped back to my parents house. I turned myself into a monkey to confuse the one following me and then set upon a path that no creature other than a monkey could ever follow through bushes and bouncing off trees and under logs etc. the monkey chasing me still hadn't lost me. A rabbit started chasing me and trying to knock me down but he was way too small. So I tapped into his conscious and had him attack the other monkey. Then we were on the other side of my house near the cricket nets and I jumped up onto them. The monkey was replaced by a group of guys from my old highschool and one of them was trying to bully me. I climbed up to the top of the net and then it started to fall down so I jumped off it on the other side. The guy trying to bully me slipped through the gap formed by the net falling and wanted to fight. Which makes no sense because although he's bigger than me IRL and weighs like 90 kilos he doesn't have a chance of beating me. I beat him to a pulp and I think I broke one of his arms. Then the rest of the guys( now turned into a bunch of big drunk englishmen were through the net. I tried to climb the next net but the grab-able part( new word) was on the other side so I slid down. I now was in a small enclosed room and had to fight all of these guys without any lucid powers because I'm pretty sure I was no longer lucid... I was smashing faces in and elbowing one of my high school friends in the face repeatedly because he was all weird and stuff. Eventually a trannie had found its way in and was touching my back. I got my friend in a choke but said in his ear "dude lets pretend we're fighting so hard that we have to move to the opposite side of the room so that we're far away from this trannie!" He agreed and we moved away but now all the guys had run to this side of the room to escape. I found a door and we all got out.

We were in a little lobby/garage and there were weapons lying on a table. Most of them were bata but there were a few machetes and katanas lying around. I grabbed a katana(yes I am an anime nerd) but it didn't have a handle. So I took a broadsword instead that was in a hockey stick bag and I ran out of the lobby into the room next door. For some reason I knew this was the women's room and the room I was previously in was the mens room. I ran in and the girls were screaming that some kind of military was there and they were armed. I ran towards one of their ships that had landed( we were now outside and it was daytime again) and three guys were running towards the ship to do exactly what I was planning to do. So we joined up as a group and attacked the ship. The first guy from the group was a really fast runner so he arrived first surrounded by four guys and started trying to fight them. I figured he'd end up dead so I ran to a guard that was aiming at him from far. He turned around when he saw me but he was so frightened( rookie, hmph) that he hesitated for a moment. I slid underneath his guns range and grabbed him around the neck. I wanted to kill him but the other guys with me told me to use non lethal force. One of them pistol-whipped the guard with his own gun and we carried on. I was angry because I was so sure that he had killed the guard with the amount of force he used and he had just lectured me on toning down my violence. As we got closer to the ship I woke up.

On a side note I had a dream where my brother was standing near my bed and my father was lying in it. I wanted to hug my brother but he wasn't in the mood. Then my father told me I must join some political party within 6 years. I thought a lecture was coming so I was getting ready to switch off/argue but then he started talking about how black people in the past were discriminated against and he started choking up so I started crying as well.

Truth be told I had no idea I would write this much of the dream because I didn't remember the majority of it until I started writing it down. Oh well! Guess I still have some decent dream recall