MrJuicy

No WBTB or LD this night. I gave WBTB a break.

We'll go from leas tamount remembered to most.

First, there was something about DBZ, with Gohan (adult) and some fight with Frieza.

Before that, I was in a car, and there was a guy with a gun. I knew he was a threat, and he went to shoot me, so I tried to get the gun away. He ended up shooting my hand, which made me lose grip, and then he emptied the clip on me. It hurt like hell. It was only like 6 or 7 shots, but it felt like forever. The impact of the bullets was a lot of the dream experience. It was indescribable.

Then, I was at school (maybe it was boarding school, but all the same people). There was one part where I was looking for a new phone, and I was digging through a bunch of phones, and it turned out that Jenn had he food was in a wooden basket, and the was one person to each side of the basket. In the basket, there was Japanese cuisine and other weird things. For some reason all of he food was still alive. I ate a tiny little snake, but I didn't realise it was alive, and it also tasted horrible. I remember trying desperately to get the snake pieces out of my mouth by pulling a bunch of body segments out that were attached to other pieces.

After that, I was in this really unstable and shaky trailer. The trailer was huge and was about the size of a normal house, and all the rooms were made of really thin wood. I remember a dirt road leading up to it. Brian said something about staying there or fixing it up, and I was not too happy about having to do that. Grandmom and Grandpop were there (Mom's side), Ashley was there, and Mom was there. I remember thinking that Grandpop shouldn't be staying in a run down trailer like this. The room we were all in was in from the hallway, where you could see other rooms, and there were shelves and trinkets all along the walls. There was also a window by where Grandmom and Grandpop were standing. I mentioned the trailer was shaky and, because of that, Brian walked over to the other side of the room where Grandmom and Grandpop were, just to have the trailer shift. It was like the whole floor tilted to slant towards Brian's side. Then, even though this part wasn't really trailer, but still part of the same dream, I was reading piano music in this big room that looked sort of like the music theory room, but you could kind of tell it was still in the trailer sort of (DE). There were numbers next to a lot of the chords, (by the way, the sheet music looked kind of weird) and I was confused whether the numbers indicated which chord based on the key, or the inversion of the chord. Aunt Cheryl was there, and she tried to explain it to me, but she was only telling me stuff I already knew, like what an inversion is rather than what the numbers indicate.

Next, I was Spongebob in this gladiator place. I think there was stuff before this, like build up to it, but IDR. It started out with me landing in the Colosseum, and I had to find a weapon. First, chose this blue sword, which broke when I picked it up because it was so old. It's important to mention that it was DE that I had been here before, and that I skipped out on them while they were waiting for me to fight in this Colosseum, and that that was hundreds of years ago. I then picked up another sword, a red one this time, and it started to fall apart, but held in place. I went to go battle these crystal lions that were popping out of these gates. I battled them by taking the sword and spinning it so fast that if they touched the sword, they would be destroyed. After only a few hits, my sword broke and I had to retreat. After that, this dog god appeared. This god looked like Suicune and was supposed to be the person running the show, and the person I skipped out on all those years ago. The god started raining down ice crystals very fast and I tried running from them. I wasn't fast enough and a lot hit me. I finally figured out that I had to run in a zigzag motion to avoid all of them. Then, I was in this hall (still in the Colosseum and ready to fight) and the god was dropping more ice crystals, but there were much bigger this time. The hall turned out to be the walls of the Colosseum, and we were on top of them. So I had to run around the rim of the Colosseum. I had to time things right because there were these large, long tent-like shelters that were along the wall in some spots. I had to run when it was clear, and hide under the shelter when the ice crystals were falling.

Then, I was at this place with Brandi and Ashley. The place was very modern, and looked like a new house. The main room we were in was very large, contained two couches, a bunch of chairs, a fridge, two TVs, and a lot of candy. The room was set up so that all of this stuff was in the center of the room, and there were stairs on either side of the room that led downstairs. There were also stairs or something in the middle IDR. On the fridge were magnets holding up bags of Reese's Pieces, another candy, and bite-size $100 Grand bars. They were coated with a candy shell like MnMs, but they were $100 Grand on the inside. They were the same color as the Reese's Pieces. They should totally make those. I never opened up the fridge, so I don't know what was in there. On the left side of the room, there were the steps, and also more steps going up that led to a bathroom. Downstairs, there was another fairly large room that I don't remember all too well. I just know that the stairs leading up to the large room had tiny doors at the top that you had to crawl through, and they gave no resistance, as if they didn't have any door knob thingies. I remember hiding from Ashley and Brandi because I was messing with them and they were looking for me. I kept hiding in the opposite room they were in. Then I tried opening the door to go downstairs, and then not going, so I could fake them out. It worked. I went back into the room and hid behind the couch, but they still found me. I remember Pokemon being on TV at one point (or it may have been the DBZ part) and I was trying to explain it to Brandi. The last part of this that I remember was that Brandi had to go to the bathroom, and she said to me "Chris I have to use the little girl's room, but it's not number two," even though it was DE that it was, "so could you go play guitar or something?" It was DE that the guitar would drown out the noise so that I wouldn't hear her, and she wouldn't be embarrassed. I said that I'll just go downstairs, and she didn't believe me at first, but she did eventually.

This next dream was the most vivid and logical I've had in a while. It started out as a regular TV show. With the camera on the announcer. He was saying something along the lines of introducing the next comedian, and then saying their name was Josh Perushio or something. This was supposed to be a joke, and he corrected himself, saying "Please welcome, Josh Peck!" I remember my reaction was like "hey I didn't know he did stand up." It turned out that I was in the audience, sitting with CJ, and my book bag and another bag or something. The whole place was very bluish, and the stage was even more. When Josh came out, he looked pale and fat and like an old man with grey hair, wrinkles, and everything. I was confused because I thought that he got in shape, which he did in real life. I guess I hit the proverbial info button because the info popped up on my vision and I found out that this all happened in 2002, before Drake and Josh, so that's why he was fat. I didn't question why he was old. He started out making jokes that were kind of funny, but he wasn't doing too well. He wasn't doing terrible either, but it was just alright. Then, this kid in front of me turned around and started staring up at the top of the audience. I said to him "You're doing it wrong, Josh is over there," or something along those lines, and I pointed to the stage. He turned to me and said "Dude, there's two chicks making out up there." I turned around, and I tried to see. Sure enough there were, all the way up top. I turned back to him and said "Good call, you're off the hook." This whole part of the dream, from that point on had a vibe to it as if the whole thing was a school assembly with no adult supervision rather than a comedy special. A vibe like everyone in the audience were good friends, and we were all just ripping on the show the whole time. Anyway, the kid that was in front of me (by the way, the seats were tiered) got up and sat next to me. I moved my book bag so he could sit. He was drinking Arizona iced tea, and this lady walking around said "Hey, you can't have beer in here." We ignored her for a while, then looked around at virtually everybody enjoying a beer. She said it again. Then I said "It's not beer, it's iced tea. I thought it was beer too, the first time I saw it." She believed me and went on her way. Then my phone rang and I looked at it and it was Dad calling, I didn't answer it because it was too loud there. Next, there was this chick, who may have been Dana, who was playing the piano, but she had one leg on top on the piano, so that it was supposed to be impressive that she can stretch that far and still play. Then, all of a sudden, most of the people in the audience disappeared except for me, CJ, the kid next to me, his friend, and random people scattered in the audience seats. The stage curtains closed and the lights went on. After a little while, the stage curtains reopened and there was a bunch of people on stage. It turned out that part of the show was that the audience involuntarily learns an act and goes on stage with it. The act they were doing was that they all dressed up as animals. They were wearing plastic, white costumes, and they were holding onto objects, like a bunny was grabbing a balloon, etc. The rest of the audience was lined up on the sides of the room, like if the stage extended that far, and were dressed in can-can outfits. I'm not sure if they ever did the can-can though. The audience on the center stage was acting out when animals get shot. The whole thing was very quiet and silent and very pathetic. You wouldn't even hear a gun shot. It was only DE. But when they were shot, they'd go limp in this weird slow motion. That creepy kid Joe, or whatever his name was (DJ Yankee) said it was involuntary that the audience did this. I got up and said "Well that's too bad because I'm not doing it. This is stupid." I got up to leave, and walked towards the left side of the room, where the can-can dancers were, but now they weren't. There was a silver curtain there, and behind it was a piano. Then, all of a sudden, this one celebrity was there and I was back in my seat I think. The celebrity looked kind of like Martha Stewart, except very attractive and it was DE. Her talent was the piano. As she started to demonstrate her talent, everything went to hell. The audience was ripping on the whole act, and she wasn't very good. She didn't even really play the piano at all. She just did this weird interpretive dance with random audience members, and this giant piano. Eventually, She picked up Lindsay, who was wearing this black dress (so was the celebrity) and she walked over to the piano, and held her up high. She starting playing the piano while putting one foot on top, saying "This is what she was trying to do earlier." although she wasn't too good either. The way she was holding Lindsay up was so that the dress wasn't exactly covering her. She wasn't wearing any underwear, and CJ yelled out "WE GOT A CROTCH IN THE HOUSE!" It was pretty hilarious. It was DE that I knew that we dated, but this all happened before that. Lindsay got embarrassed and yelled at her one friend who behind stage, who I'm guessing was apparently making fun of her. She said "Jake!' or whatever, and then ran off stage to the right (towards the side of the room because the stage was so big). For some reason there were a lot of dancers, that were carrying chicks above their head. Most of them had underwear. Another didn't, and I noticed. I said to CJ, in a response to his "we got a crotch in the house", "two of 'em." Then he yelled out "TWO OF 'EM!" All the characters involved became embarrassed. The DE celebrity became one of the well-known Simpsons characters (DE), as if she was doing this because it hides her shame. Another person, I think someone I was sitting with, maybe that kid IDR, became another one (DE). The celebrity's character was blonde, and old. The other kid's character was black, blind, had bad teeth, and was very crazy yet charismatic. He was also dressed like Apu. This is all I remember and I woke up shortly after.