Neoquestmoo

I clearly remember having two dreams last night.
But I can only remember one.
Basically, Peter and Lois from Family Guy are in a hotel (or they bought a house) with a very Arabian theme. Lois yells at Peter for knocking over a lamp. Then he tiptoes around a fountain. That's all I remember. This was after having woken up at 07:15 and falling back in to a light sleep at 07:40.

I had two dreams last night.
In one, I was on vacation somewhere with my friend's family and mine. I accidentally put on his (my friend) sister's shoes and suddenly an earthquake hit. When I woke up, I was his sister! This should have seemed a bit odd, but apparently I don't RC enough because I did not become lucid. I completely took on the role of his sister, and when we went home I lived her life for about a week (it was like a movie, where it showed small clips of things. I didn't experience a full week as her.) Then, I woke up around 1 AM.
I attempted to WBTB but it didn't work. I simply fell asleep. I had a dream that me and my friends Konnor and Kevin were captured by this group of 3 people. They said they were going to enslave us. First they fed us Italian-Style thanksgiving dinner, and then they took us to their garden (which was oddly similar to the garden at my old house) and gave us some rather sharp gardening tools. We seized the opportunity and grabbed the tools and charged them. Then something happened and before long we were having a snowball fight. My friend Kevin was on the other team for whatever reason, but me and Konnor were together and halfway in, Konnor pulled out a revolver. Kevin pulled one out too and shot Konnor. As I was crawling over to get Konnor's gun, Kevin shot at me and I dodged, but suddenly I woke up in the middle of performing the action of dodging.

In this dream, I was in Florida with my cousins. There were two parts of the dream, both connected but I cannot remember how.
In the first, which is much more vague in my memory, we had some sort of spaceship which we had to use to defend the Gulf of Mexico from the USAF (?) with. Apparently we succeeded.
The second is far more vivid. In it, a neighbor threatens to kill us. He chases us throughout the state as we search for a telephone, until finding one on a boat. We call the police, and a man named Bill picks up and asks me how I'm feeling. But the man is instantly killed when I hang up. Then, I walked in to a subway. Two indian men were behind the curtain. I asked for pizza and some garlic bread, which they gave me. I ate the meal, and was soon after woken up.

So last Thursday, my girlfriend dumped me for my best friend. Needless to say I beat him shitless and we're friends again, but she's out of my life.
Anyway, I had another dream about her, as always, even though I'd though I'd lost feelings for her.. but I was dreaming we were together again, not kissing like usual, but just happy to be together. We made passionate love on a rock afterwards, and I thought it was magical. This was non-lucid.
But I woke up and felt nothing for her. What's going on?

So I was trying to fall asleep last night at like 2AM after an emotional night with my girlfriend. But I couldn't. So I tried doing the visualization and mantras from Naiya's MILD Technique (great technique by the way, check it out) and I imagined myself with my girlfriend and just let my subconscious take it from there.
Bold Represents pieces of the dream I actively controlled
So me and my girlfriend are at a fancy dinner party with my friend and his girlfriend. Him and I are in sportcoats and the girls are both in tight pink dresses (my subconscious is a dirty little thing ) when suddenly someone walked in to the party who I can only describe as the antagonist to his life and mine. And he walked in with a girl who could be described the same one. We'll call him Rob and my friend Andy. Rob pulls a glock out and starts shooting at Andy and I. Everyone else flees the room except our girlfriends, let's call mine Kayla and his Gina, who hide under a table. Andy and I, of course, are strapped with heat (note: I don't actually carry a gun around and neither does he) and we fire back. Rob's girl, we'll call her Amy, pulls out a gun too and fires at Andy and I. The room is full of bullets and it's a miracle no one's dead. When suddenly, Rob shot at Kayla. Enraged, I tackled him and fired 1, 2, 3 times in to his head. Because I was lucid, he died from this. Amy was still shooting at Andy, who she managed to hit and he fell. Gina rushed to him, and Amy shot her too. They were pretty hurt. I had a good shot, so I shot at Amy, and she fell. Kayla and I rushed to help Gina and Andy. Rob and Amy, however, were dead.

That was the first dream, and I was drifting in and out of lucidity the whole time. In the second one, I was much more in control.
So me and Kayla were walking home from a party, dressed in the same things, me in my sportcoat her in her tight little pink dress. I puffed up her features a little, I mean come on, I'm just a guy! When suddenly, Rob came around the corner and shot at us. I jumped in front of her now voluptuous body, trying to take my focus off of making her hotter. (I mean come on.) Finally I broke free and DC'd up a glock for myself and shot back. I managed to hit him in the shoulder, but I was still hurt as well.
Meanwhile, on another street (it looked like 42nd Street in Midtown), Amy shot at Gina and Andy, who were together. Andy did not protect Gina, but thankfully Amy did not hit them. Andy pulled out his gun and leaped for cover with Gina, and they leaped and crawled to Rockefeller Plaza, which me and Kayla had somehow gotten to. Amy and an injured Rob had followed us there, and a massive shootout ensued. Before anyone could get a good hit out, a helicopter landed carrying President Obama and Jay-Z. The shooting stopped. But they just walked away. I shot at Rob and took his head clean off. Amy shot back at me, and in a sudden lucid decision, I dodged it. I shot back at Amy and hit her. Before I finished her, Kayla grabbed my arm. "Let [Andy] do this." I looked at her funny, but before I could protest, she kissed me passionately. Well forget the other thing.
Andy shot up Amy for a good 10 minutes. Gina praised him as a hero, and he took her in his arms. Me and Kayla looked on, smiling.

This dream was low clarity, but was very easy to manipulate. I enjoyed it very much. Again, Naiya's MILD technique is amazing.

Last night I had two dreams. I went to sleep at around 12:30 AM and woke up at 4 AM, went to sleep again to be woken at 8:30 AM.
In the first, I was taken through a series of what ifs? of my own life, in backwards chronological order. What if I had said different things during the day? What if I had never met my first girlfriend? What if my best friend had succeeded, and broke me and my current girlfriend up? What if I had never met my best friend? What if I had never been born? Everything was surprisingly realistic, and I thanked my lucky stars some of the things went the way they did, because the alternatives were just plain awful.
I woke up at 4 and attempted to WBTB but failed. I fell asleep and slipped in to a dream. It was the previous day (yesterday) and first I saw my best friend and my girlfriend talking outside. I know he is trying to get us to break up, and I ran at him to try and stop him, but he punched me out.
I came to seated around a table with 3 of my friends, including the one who had punched me out. Dream Logic dictated that I shouldn't yell at him or go at him again, so we went in to a conversation about my girlfriend. He said she told him she wanted to break up. This caused me to cry out in sadness, which apparently I did so loudly that I woke myself up. I continued to scream, until I suddenly realized I was awake.
I attempted to go to sleep again but I could not, the sun was up.

I had a lucid dream!
So I slept last night but I actually didn't have a dream, I had one of those sleeps where you close your eyes and you open them again and it's morning.
But then I lay down multiple times after that and fell lightly asleep, and was repeatedly awakened by people shifting in their sleep (I am snowed in with multiple people) and so finally one time I woke up and saw a cartoon-looking blue chevron symbol on the fireplace. So I thought, "Huh, that's weird, that's not normally there! Hey, wait a minute, I'M DREAMING!" I felt a very strange sensation and calmed my self down, so as to prolong the dream. Then I decided to test what I could do. Being indoors, I couldn't fly, so I decided to try using my mind to move things. I threw the blue chevron across the room. It went through a wall. Then I felt myself waking up, and I sat down and tried to do one more thing, but then I woke up.
Before this, I had had a dream during one of these sleeps where there were people in the house (i.e. burglars) and so I was looking for a weapon and I found a knife that belonged to my grandfather, it was a swiss army knife except with the national symbol of Ireland. But all it had on it were kitchen utensils, so I looked on it, and eventually I found a carving knife. But then I woke up.

Okay so we're in a huge mall like humongous. We are christmas shopping, it's me and my mom. So we find this thing, the uDraw Studio with Tablet for Wii, and I'm like "Mom, should I get this for dad?" And she said "Well DUHHHHH"
So we bought it.
I had a dream adjacent to this one, and I can't for the life of me remember if it was before or after, but we were in a cabin thing and we were fighting some evil people who wanted to take our firewood.

This was a dream I had, it was pretty vivid. To start out, I was at school, and I asked my friend Joe if we could hang out later. He said yeah, but he had to go to his Grandma's funeral first. I told him I would go to it. I got 2 of my other friends with me, and we went to the funeral later that day.
But halfway during the funeral, Joe realized he did love and miss his Grandma and told us to go away. So I sat around and ate cookies for a while afterwards.
I then woke up very briefly, and had a dream about going and getting dinner, but of course it was just a dream, to my disappointment as I lay still in bed.

So last night I was attempting to WILD and doing really well. I was having hallucinations and keeping still. A scene started to form, I think it was a pyramid (like an egyptian pyramid.) I knew this was it, because I spent most of the day studying Egypt. But then...
THE PHONE RANG.
And BAM! It was gone. I went to the phone and it was a telemarketer. I picked it up and it was a person and I screamed expletives for a minute or two and hung up. Then, I was so tired from the attempt, that I fell asleep when I got back to bed.
I had a dream that me and my friend were on a boat that went through the air. Then, other people came and tried to steal our pokemon. So we got in to a huge fight on the boat and ended up in a park type thing where we continued to fight. We then battled in a lake and got caught in a current and we fell down a waterfall. Roger from American Dad was there for some reason, and he joined our fight. In the end its just me and one other person, I jump up to give the final blow but he pushes me back, my head hits a rock and I pass out. When I wake up, I'm in the Capitol Rotunda in Washington. A congressman in a leather suit is yelling at me.
"WHAT IS THIS?"
"I don't know sir..."
"THIS IS TOO... AWESOME... GREAT JOB BRO..."
"Um what?"
I gave him some steel clamp thing, it's hard to describe, but it could like change positions and it was a giant steel ball...
So that was the end of my dream.

I had two or three dreams, one kinda flowed in to another.
First off, there was this albert einstein looking guy chasing me around with a giant hammer. But eventually he hit himself in the head with it and died. Then my REM cycle ended.
Later on, I suddenly began dreaming about going camping and it being incredibly rainy and we got hit by a tidal wave. The tidal wave washed us 200 miles and we ended up at somebody's house. there was a party with a bunch of people I knew.
I was talking with them, and this guy who owned the house was throwing out gummy bears, except when you touched them they turned in to full size gummy snakes. oh and also gummy oranges. So I ate a bunch and got really tired until someone came and told me it was time to go to war and he gave me a gun. Then he came back a second later and told me that we won the war. So I stood up and clapped. But then they were scanning this girl's head and they said that she already had the microchip from the enemy, and that in 2 hours she would turn in to Miley Cyrus. (miley cyrus? lolwut?) So she cried alot and then I woke up.

I know it is a short month and I havent had an LD but here are my goals from now til 2011:
WITNESS
[ ] George Washington's Inauguration
EXPERIENCE
[ ] Flight
[ ] Diving to the bottom of the Ocean
[ ] Space Flight

OK Sorry but Im just trying to get some dreams up.
This one was a few years ago.
I was riding on a rock, alone, down a rocky cliff. It was really bumpy. And then my grandpa (still living, then and now) came as an apparition and told me I was an idiot to ride a rock down a rocky cliff. But I kept going. This went on for about 20 minutes, I rode, he told me I was stupid, until I woke up.

I had this dream a few weeks ago.
So I was climbing around in a jungle gym and my dad was behind me. But then he fell down and told me to keep going. So I did and finally I got to the top. But then an earthquake hit so my dad told me to jump down. So I jumped down but then he turned in to a pair of crutches and just as I hit the ground I woke up.